everything in life is better with a midget! went golfing , had a midget for a caddy. got married , priest was a midget. walk into a bar , midget on my shoulders, how's that for a wingman ? 2 of your friends are having parties , 1 of them has midgets at his party, which party are you gonna go to?
a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
gas must be expensive it was like $40, $50, $60, in 3 sec.
BurnMichaelWeston 1 week ago
dwarf people are lucky why? because they could go out for Halloween trick or treating,
Larry198s 1 week ago
Stupid.
hewantedlove 2 weeks ago
Where do you find the little dude?
Pelham243 2 weeks ago
My dwarf quit on me last week, dammit!
LoganFiive 2 weeks ago
Like a boss.
whiskeykamehameha 3 weeks ago
That dwarf was pro
RusEmos 3 weeks ago
From adsf movie to this?
WTF???
deathishere8783 3 weeks ago
Thats why we should all keep our eyes at the fuel pump when fueling
luis234235 1 month ago
Fucking squares these days ! You can be sued yeah yeah it's a joke dumbass !
KOhitter 1 month ago
That's it I'm keeping a midget in the truck when I fill up gas.
srhfrk420 1 month ago
everything in life is better with a midget! went golfing , had a midget for a caddy. got married , priest was a midget. walk into a bar , midget on my shoulders, how's that for a wingman ? 2 of your friends are having parties , 1 of them has midgets at his party, which party are you gonna go to?
drusso3 1 month ago
you'll save in gas what hell sew you for.(break even)
helicopterlover12 1 month ago
I wish gas was that price again.
MarineUSA93 1 month ago
Was that Jay Leno I saw walking away from asking directions from the other Gas Station Consumer?
licustoms 1 month ago
That's theft, and you can be sued under a court of law.
OnehandedAbortionist 1 month ago
i had a midget in my trunk and the little shit stole my spare tire.
madjoe41 2 months ago
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a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
TheBoo182 2 months ago
Lol, nice.
Lintpocket 2 months ago
Of course, it has too be a midget. ._.
PersonOfMind 3 months ago
The old midget in the trunk method. Works every time.
jdhed1 3 months ago
LOL
ismokewead420 3 months ago
now we need one to steal wallets
BlackopsVMW2 6 months ago
Haha you only need a dwarf in your trunk and a gas pump that does 10 gallons in 2 seconds...
Sp33dyD3m0n 9 months ago
HaaaHaaa!!! With today's gas prices, i could see this happening!
MrsD7777 10 months ago
i want one of those to carry in my pocket :D
Tashley2011 11 months ago
jay leno
vvysoc 1 year ago
Man this is funny
counkev 1 year ago
wouldn't it just be great if the guy who got his fuel stolen owned a diesel car
fairyheli2 1 year ago 7
@fairyheli2 aw yea that wouldve been epic....thumbs up
UBeesh10 4 months ago
Wow, what a surprise! Jay Leno stealing gas.... just like how he steals talk shows
holyscythe 1 year ago 4
i need to get me one of those!!! lol
DJNEGROBEATz 1 year ago
LMAO !
chiefmojoerising 1 year ago
BRILLIANT!!!!!
ritsfata 2 years ago
what if that other car did not use gas ?
mudtruckman 2 years ago
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shockerwvirtue 2 years ago
every could use one of those in the trunk
6000vortec 3 years ago 22
I hop that is premium gas that he is putting in his benz..
zech007 3 years ago 5
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Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
guitardudes360 3 years ago
Jail is good for them.
filandron 3 years ago
you are right
coolini1 1 year ago
that was amazing
UterusMeningitis 3 years ago
Where do ya hire one of those dwarfs?
apk1215 3 years ago 41
Lollypopguld!
commander187 3 years ago
haha i want one
Xiantez 3 years ago
Short video but good.
MGkings 3 years ago
mean, but funny
oneoleqt 4 years ago 3
Very good !!!!
tommyinajar 4 years ago