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  • His balls will be sore a wile

  • Clearly the mom though he would harm the Joey he was going to feed

  • come to australia! you might accidentally get killed!

  • Mel-born lol stupid americans

  • The kangaroo was thinking "why are you feeding my bitch"

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  • Damn.

    

  • Well do you expect its a wild animal

  • They must know we eat them.......

  • Just don’t mess with Aussie animals and reptiles as they are psycho as fuck.

  • lol, good to see a pom get one.. Go australia! lol

  • The roo hated the guy's hockey player hairdo.

  • sack whack

  • dude raised his arms... thats universal animal talk for lets dance bitch!

  • A kangaroo kicked em in the balls, thats what they all say....

  • Ah what, they are completely predicatble.  I used to hang around them all the time at the channel seven bush lands here in perth, and they were wild as well, but as long as you didnt get ot close and made no sudden movements they ignored you, there just like any other animal.

  • 0:16, the answer is there, never raise your first up, the kangaroo thought he was challenging him to a fight, kangaroo are natural boxers.

  • Haha i love how they pronounce Melbourne. people need to learn to pronounce things.

  • @Speedyaj3121 Too right, but to be fair 'mal-bin' is a somewhat odd pronounciation when one considers the surname Bourne as in the film "The Bourne Identity". Although, not as mad as some English names; like Featherstonehaugh which is promounced 'fanshaw' or Chomondeley which is 'chumley'. Cheerio

  • Its not a kangaroo,

    its an australian.

  • No explanation for why the kangaroo attacked he says? Maby because they were fucking messing with them when they shouldnt have been!!! Kangaroos are wild there not pets.

  • i think the guy did not wash hes dick and the smell was really bad and then kangaroo attacked....

  • right in the balls. Good shot Skippy haha

  • falcon kick

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  • @Cre8iveSignWorks

    Sigh.

    Another wanker trying to emulate a top rated comment, desperately seeking the attention it craves....

    You people are worse than those "first" dick heads.

  • @ScienceIsKnowledge

    pfft!

    another pommy whinger with no sence of humor.

    i have no idea what you are whining about, but it cant be important anyway.

    lighten up cock jokey....surely youve got more important stuff to be sulking over?

  • @Cre8iveSignWorks

    No. Aussie.

    Jesus mate, It seems your attempts at grammar are as bad as your humour....

    Oh, it is "sense" by the way.

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  • @Cre8iveSignWorks

    You mad bro?

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  • the jeans needed thirty stitches?! oh man what a bad injury!!

  • Kangaroo: So you're just going to let me starve here while you feed everyone else?

    Man:............

    Kangaroo: Allright...........Sonic BOOM!

  • YOU GOT KNOKED THE FUCK OUT !!!!!!!!!

  • Kangeroo: THIS IS AUSTRALIA!!!

  • its an aussie vasectomy 

  • the guys yelled , what a knobhead???? lol

  • The tourist must have been paying too much attention to the kangaroo's girlfriend LOOOL

  • even the kangaroos are racist there

  • Attaboy Kangaroo!!

    

  • yeah, he was feading the ro's girlfriend! lol, i tought first that that first ro was going to bite him straight inn the nuts! lmao! @-@

  • I reckon the Ozzies train them to attack us......

  • @Soma874 I promise we don't :) both my brother and dad have been attacked by kangaroo's here in Oz, it's usually the ones in an animal park, wild kangaroos prefer to keep away from you, they also taste delicious with rosemary, garlic, and chili :)

  • @jackdanielmason1969 Kangaroos are awesome to eat! Alot of people don't know that they are vermin really. But they are one of the healthiest meat sources ever! And are delicious! But also very cute.

  • @jackdanielmason1969 lol if one ever attacks me, I'll have to try that recipe out  =)

  • "there is no explaination for the kangooroo 's attack.." .. well here's one ! i'ts a wild animal not a freaking pet !!! so leave them alone !

  • Bitch ass pommie got owned by the boomer

  • luhlz! "Respect the pouch!" :P haha

  • Lol

  • A direct strike to the face and groin. That 'roo clearly had training. Perhaps it saw the mullet and thought that guy was a stuntman in an 80s action movie.

  • sweap the leg

  • the kangaroo seem to be jealous...

  • Looked like it was a buck, by it's size and chest width. Emmense power of a grey roo... just imagine what injures this man could've got if it was a big red!

  • @jonty811 that English bloke must have fucking angered it. Noted its 2 legs doing a double kick

  • @losttribe had to have... the buck was staring at him.

  • LMAO.. love our animals!!

  • @kullinmobberley2 u fuckin idiot!

  • 00:30 I WANT FOOD!!!

  • Want to see something a hell of a lot worse?

    watch?v=c5sKSD0geoQ

    This WILL give you nightmares!

  • PEPEPERIUUUKEN

  • 30 stitches on the nuts....nasty

  • idiots

  • all our roos have an inbuilt desire to attack pommies

  • ''mel-born awe-stralia''.. lol get it right yank, try pronounce it like Melbin australia

  • You're lucky it didn't continue to attack. Take a humans gun away and we're actually quite squishy. But seriously folks, appreciate animals like this from a distance. Hand feeding animals, especially large ones will create problems for which YOU will blame THEM.

  • this is why you don't feed or approach wild animals

  • shot that kangroo on the spot .

  • @faisy100 it's legal to shoot them too, their meat are best fried or bbq on very high heat to medium rare, very tender :)

  • @penitent2401 great

  • the kanagroo was defending his honeyz.

  • The kangaroo slashed off his penis

  • I really would like to know where foreigners got the idea that Kangaroos are all cuddly and shit.

  • @wheeler1346 cartoons

  • Even the kangaroos dont like the English.

  • @bongo155 he should`ve jumped at you,ripped your bollocks off

  • Kangaroo did a matrix jump at 0:32

  • Perhaps that kangaroo was a Boomer, and it was protecting his girl or something.

  • knew he was a pom... nuff said

  • @Its12345Productions another inbred,racist aswell

  • @peaceman1234567 calm down. its a joke. i love english people and im never intentionally racist. and whats this about being inbred? isnt that a bit steep?

  • i played with the kangaroo and it wanna go home with me =3

  • Ive seen a roo kill a dog... not pretty.

  • lol i wish i could say, I got attacked by a kangaroo

  • @vidlies I WISH, Gordon Ramsay was the one who gets kicked

  • @vidlies you mustn't have seen the video at 00:43. "a slash to the groin that required 30 stitches" in case your english is poor or you r not a woman ;-).

  • damn!!! that kangaroo tried to circumcise that man.

  • oh shit that brit got jacked

  • It's like me when I'm furious enough to use all 4 limbs at the same time, I have to use my dick to keep stance like this..

  • groin slash

  • delighted for the british cunt

  • hes fucking lucky he could have lost his bowel

  • Melborn is right, Australian are too dumb to pronounce Melbourne correctly

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    people from diffrent places speak diffrenly ok cause we live here and so on i guess that would make us right to say that is Melburne not melborn and saying that we are dumb isnt really that smart seeming as alot people thought we rode to school on a kangaroo when we didnt

  • it's pronounced like "Melbun" not "Melborn"

  • it's pronounced "Melburne not Melborn"

  • that kangaroo should be on the next season of UFC

  • if you hear the voice of john bunnell you know somebody is about to get fucked up lol

  • @jaxes88 THANK YOU!!!!!

  • Must've known he was English. 

  • @nauort23 shut it inbred

  • @nauort23 Racist fucker.

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  • @nauort23 The English are superior.

  • @nauort23 the 'roo should have KICK Gordon Ramsay

  • LMAO XD lol poor tourist dude XD

  • grab the legs and break it~!

  • @TheJovanist good luck....

  • I like how that douchebag guy just stands there and does nothing, what a punk bitch! Help your fucking friend!!!!

  • Stupid tourists, why do they always have to feed wild animals? Here they feed the wild boars, thank you! Now they are killing dogs and hurting people walking in the forest.

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  • haha wow...... sombody's jealous.....

  • GEt over it you wuss, they are dangerous, go up to a croc and feed it and whine when they bite of your arm, this... would be the only reason why I'd ever hate tourist, obviously not everything in australia are cute little fluffy bunnies THEY'RE ANIMALS!

  • How stupid feeding kangaroos, they are not like ducks in a pond that you can throw bread at !

  • Let us aussies take care on the kangies mate... we know wtf we r doing ... we can smell the pom we ill drop kick you 2

  • @krazbar1

    do you possess the kangaroo riding abilities?

  • he was angry because the man fed another kangaroo infront of him

  • right in the balls >o<

  • hahahaha take that u english cunt

  • @DarrenFerguson1 GO DARREN!!!!

  • damn those claws look scary looket that damn it

  • Lmao like a pack of niggas, They hit and run. Punched the nigga in the face and dipped out like the cops was coming LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Montel42069 

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  • IN TO THE GROIIN

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  • poor guy,,, he was just friendly with the kangaroos

  • poor guy,,,

  • I love how americans add the slow mo effect and the suspicious music to make it dramatic.

  • after he said 30 stitches to the groin i had to stop it to painful

  • Just got circumcised, and made a kangaroos bitch, successful day id say...

  • I can't imagine a kangaroo attacking me without punching his lights out. Face look like a donkey and hops all day this thing is all muscle. I'd still knock his ass out.

  • @gkraz yeh thats what every1 says first... dude stop chatting shit!

  • @crazyassassinkill - You just mad cauze I am a better fighter than you by far. I'd knock you out and the kangaroo at the same time and thas on yo mama's grave.

  • @gkraz lol yeh yeh come on then ill be waiting with my kangaroo...

  • @gkraz You're an idiot!

  • @MeltemiX - at least I don't suck dick like you faggot. Don't make me come find you and knock you out as well.

  • @gkraz You don't mess with kangaroos there like mike tyson times 3

  • @50predator50 - with a metal armor suit and a spiky brass knuckle I'm sure I can knock out any roos trying to imitate kick-boxing.

  • @gkraz oh yeah then u probably would

  • @gkraz lol you'd get mucked by a kangaroo bro..

  • @DeSTRoYeR992 - I don't think a boxer/kicker donkey-face Austrailian on it's hind legs can easily take me out as you've put it. This is reality not Tekken my friend. I'm sure I won't end up getting cut in the groin like this fool.

  • Funny how they over dramatize everything.

  • omg

  • even though they never knew it, but they were displaying aggressive behaviour to the animals

  • @robert16902008 shut the fuck up you fuckin retard. That kangaroo should do that to you for that stupid as comment you lame piece of shit. And go suck the dick of your master bitch.

  • @mjcoln dont say that about robert16902008

  • its funny because the english founded australia and america, the kangaroo should show respect to its master and founder

  • moral of the story,bring enough food for everyone :)

  • I feel sorry for the bloke but when people have a little respect for the ways and understanding of animals pespective, this will always happen. I don't blame the kangaroo in the least.

  • that kangaroo was saying ''go home limey''

  • man!! beat the shit outta that roo!!!

  • This is why we don't feed six-foot hopping animals....

  • Only guys would know how much a "slash to the groin" hurts

  • Damn...no kangaroos here in British Columbia, but we have 3 black bears walking through our yard all the time. Hmmmm....maybe I'll go outside next time, and stand between them and try to feed them some fish. They look so cute and cuddly....Oh wait...they are classed as..WILDLIFE....for a reason.....some pretty silly fuckers out there. Mr Roo, should have kicked the guy in the nuts too for being so stupid

  • 'outside MALBURN OSTRALIA'.... wut

  • kangeroo eating: hey tuckka look at this fella he's trying to feed me dog shit

    ninja kangeroo: fuck that hes a pom. Queen cant save you now bitch! hiya!

  • FUNNIEST ANIMALS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • John Bunnell narrating?

  • What's the visitor holding in his hand that he doesn't want to give the kangaroo in front of him? Whether it was food or a camera, roos don't like it when you keep them from things they want, so I think the attack was partly understandable.

  • And they say Melborn incorrect sorry.

  • Never Mess with our Aussie Friends they'll knock you out any day.

  • the explanation is simple: that one wanted the food. dont hold food without giving all of it over. one of the biggest reasons for them attacking people is because the person is still holding the food.

  • @scarlet6 Joey's explaination was more accurate, the Kangaroos dont attack aggresively by jumping 3~4 feet high when they want food, they dont do that because they are pretty full themselves.

    It is a whole other story when it is to protect their family/spouse.

  • Stupid American's, learn how too pronounce Melbourne

  • uh shut up ya dam pom u destroyed half of australian culture i think we it was fair that aussies fight back ;)

  • im british, and if that kangaroo tried doing that to me i would shove its foot right back up its ass

  • @thegas84 haha i would love to see you try, that kangaroo is a lot stronger then you, it could have killed that man if it wanted. they are not weak animals

  • @sarajanebby im much stronger than that kangaroo, he would be a steak in 10 seconds

  • @thegas84 haha i really want to see you try, obviously you have no idea what a kangaroo is like, why dont you do some research on some kangaroos or go fight some then come back here and tell me how strong you are.

  • @sarajanebby why waste my energy, think what u want but that kangaroo could never do that to me, ill knock it out

  • @thegas84 Youd get owned by it and even if you managed to kill it/knock it unconcious or somehow make it run away youd have alot of cuts on your body so you would have scars for the rest of your life

  • @AcceptYourMadness kangaroo wouldnt even get 1 hit on me

  • @thegas84 He would claw your balls of if he fought to kill and knew he would die if he lost and if you tried to protect your balls you would get cuts on your arms then it would jump back on its tail and try to kick you with both its legs in your face/stomach probobly their legs has much power so if you managed to protect your face/stomach youd get even more cuts on your arms and at least get knocked over.....

  • @thegas84

    i`ll like to see that, but do it without a gun

  • Why do people get close to wild animals? Stupid asses.

  • The Gramipians outside of Melbourne Victoria LOL... The Grampians are a good 3-4 hour drive from Melbourne..