Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

[m1c000l]

god damn ass backwards fuck

[lSolidSnakel]

ive never had an issue with a sony product but this video is so full of win!

[NOTsoGUITARpro]

Obama better give Bush his Roadhouse dvd that he left at the white house...

[SkeetSkeetStreet]

Love the people who just don't get this video. Derp.

[crinnyann]

1:58 - 2:04

[lordy500]

I WANT FIIIIIIVE!

[Mr795137]

Onion News Network

makes you look educated

[defydefy79]

want one. no - wait, two.

[matwil74]

What is wrong with this news network? Why are they swearing so much? Doesn't make me want to buy it.

[m1c000l]

@matwil74 what is wrong with people if something sounds strange then type it into the internet and the first result will say it is satire normal news is supposed to be child friendly and talk about normal stuff

[raney150]

2:29 I want an update on this 2012 funeral story Onion.

[Jordanftw1867]

Lol 0:55 and being goddamned ass backwards fucked.

[mrkanyuk]

Sounds a lot like Apple too !

[Blaskowits]

Just repeating "fucking", "shit" and whatnot doesn't substitute humor.

[Imikmidget]

Some bullshit stupid piece of shit . PS1is better than this.

[Ghostwhistler]

Yeah, there's definitely a full-frontal of some foreign chick in a thumbnail on the sidebar. How wonderful.

[Da1337Man]

ok, someone tell me. (i live in germany btw)

is this a real news broadcast? cuz it looks pretty fucking real :D

[demonhunterC]

@Da1337Man no, it's not. it's meant to seem real but it's all comedy, I assure you.

[ArcanePath360]

I'm going though this exact shit with my "smart"box right now. I was so fucked off I typed into Google "how do i get this fucking thing to work???!!!" and it brought me here. Thanks for making my pain ease off a bit. I'm off to restart the piece of shit for the 20th time now and if it doesn't recognize my FAT partition from the USB this time it's going out the fucking window

[Greg0516]

after listening to piece of shit songs, i searched for "song that is not a piece of shit"

[skycaptain01]

S on SONY logo is a fake one

[MegaWiggy123]

@whisper r u trying to say u have been typing in ur email and password EVERYTIME u turned it on, instead of just enabling the auto log in because ur a fucking retard and u just don't pay attention at all?

[TheSuferwell]

LOLOL!

[Madnesscombat193]

IT NEVER ENDS THIS SHIT.

[Zoot210]

The point to this parody is that, people run out to buy any bullshit that is advertised to them. As if they cannot live without this new gadget. The point of this video is to poke fun at how much worthless bullshit is actually on sale, and how we as consumers latch onto this stuff - being told we need it and must have it. WHEN WE DONT NEED IT AT ALL... Again it comes back to capitalism.

[Schnikerdoodle]

JUST BUY THIS SHIT

[Eddiexx4]

This really should be Microsoft...

[Unisaur64]

And that's a guaran-fucking-tee.

[Priest105]

Reminds me of some expensive Sony products I've bought in the past, which I gave up using after a month.. :S

[thedmundfitz]

Is this seriously supposed to be describing the PlayStation 3? It's very easy to use, does what it's supposed to, and has a lot of useful functions. Blu ray player, Netflix, Internet Browser, Photos, Video, and of course games. Better than the Xbox 360, if only slightly.

[ccaian1]

@thedmundfitz

Its a parody of ALL modern technology

[WhisperInTheWind9000]

@thedmundfitz Better than the xbox? ahaha how about no. I play on the PC but I do own both and I fucking hate the ps3. I never turn that piece of shit on. Cinavia really put the final nail in it's coffin. Signing a new ToS every time I logged on because sony made sure nobody can sue them for being cocksuckers was also irritating.

[LaughJester9000]

@WhisperInTheWind9000 Translation:

HURR DURR PC MASTER RACE

PS3 SUCKS XBAWX SUKS IM SMARTAR THEN UUUU

[WhisperInTheWind9000]

@LaughJester9000 PC is better, deal with it pussy

[Warrior7662]

@WhisperInTheWind9000 frankly who gives a shit, yes the programming is made on computers then adapted to consoles. Everything has their pros, and cons. But in the end who cares?

[WhisperInTheWind9000]

@Warrior7662 I wasn't comparing PC to consoles in the first place. I mentioned I game on PC so people couldn't be like LOL XBOT XBOX FANBOY etc. I own all 3 and the ps3 is by far the worst.

[cate1958]

i think i have one of these, not quite sure though, because i don't know how it works.

[SafeSanctum]

"...And being god damn ass backward as fuck."

[23lovelyy]

hahahahaha "guarunfuckingtees"

[nimabifu]

this is so funny, didnt know that you can talk shit on news.

[snake1625b]

fuck...fuck!...FUCK!!!

[iChiief]

I hate this video. Because of it nothing is funny anymore.

[MASTERxANDREW]

Why can't this be the news for now like really.

[MASTERxANDREW]

Why can't this be the news for know on like really.

[Roblox901143]

I think it's called the PS3

loljk

[shockingstun1]

lol 

[nonichuk]

now imagine if we had SOPA, this majestically creative video would have been taken down by the fed for using SONY's name... Go eat shit SOPA

[kasssaid]

lol that was funny but also stupid

[121killerboy]

seriously wtf is that box full of crap

[therealhardrock]

Martin Scorsese must have written the dialog for this video.

[lazy4295]

Makes the most irritating noise you've ever heard in your goddamn life

Fucks up everywhere else you hook it up to

'Scans for recievers' whatever the fuck that means

Flashes random fucking words on the display screen

This is great advertising xD

[jblantziv]

I think it should be called the PS4.

[walruslikescoffee]

This video will be the first thing to go when skynet.. i mean SOPA comes into play ;)

[jmrbug96]

@walruslikescoffee Oh my gosh dude that is so funny as hell! It's very clever how you put it I like it!

[wolfesoundsmusic]

Sounds like real tv.

[SebastienCade]

Work! Work you cock sucking bitch machine. lmao

[raymond25ish]

No they were talking about something giving your tv better picture and a bunch of other shit. This video had me riling on the floor!

[matt0is0here]

sooooo where can i purchase this Piece of shit?

[demolish238]

i would love this, buy it as a presant for my friend lol

[kroen]

Just shut the fuck up and take my money already!

[pila2574]

hella funny



[3dzilla8]

I wish YouTube had this little button or something were It will show you conversations from commenters so you don't have to keep scrolling and scrolling to keep up with the shit talkers. Lol

[legendofzeldaalways]

But VJM do please cool it on the racism.

[legendofzeldaalways]

To everyone offended-shit sorry, see my friend came over so I showed him this vid but I had to go take a shit. So I guess when I was he put up the random ass comment. Sorry again for the pointless shit robbie put up.

[mrjeovanni45]

Fuck...fuck!...FUCK!!!

[irishmobster60]

I lost it when the Sony guy was screaming at the end LmFao!

[mrbakugan23]

it is a stupid fu@ng piece of goddamn chit i have one i broke it

[FPDood]

I'm amazed to no end that they can say their lines with a straight face

[cyblur]

another mother fuckin time vampire. my god, i love onion news !

[hydrooo]

I love bullshit like this

[BliztecWAP]

Shadowlord9971 it's not a real newscast lol but it's funny

[THAIGERTROY]

LOL the fpos is too funny

[waysoflife88]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[xdiesp]

literally sensational

[legendofzeldaalways]

Narutococksuck or whatever the fuck you are. Just shut the fuck up before he hires some hacker to find out where you live and call my uncle Vincenzo to cut off your fingers and make you eat them. P.S Who the fuck says eternal slumber instead of death.  You instigating fucking stupid piece of shit that doesn't do what it's fucking supposed to and shut the fuck up.

[vjm3]

@legendofzeldaalways:

I have absolutely no idea why you're yelling at this other guy but FUCK YOU YOU ITALIAN LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT if there's anything that's killing America it's fucking asshole greasy stinky guinny mother fucks like you and your uncle! I bet my dick is like a bajillion times bigger than your little weiner you scum-sucking grandma-fisting little dooky eater. You live on a diet of cancer and sadness and I hope your future wife kills your soul and steals all your money.

[prudhvi14]

I love **** like this 1:50 nice.

[shadowlord9971]

how do they keep a straight face??

[SPICYMONKEYXD]

@shadowlord9971 Practice. Lots of practice.

[shadowlord9971]

how do they keep a straight face?

[batSkull22]

...my fucking god, my ribs...

[evanmetallica]

This shit is so true XDD

[9617austin]

This is the funniest one ive seen yet. Lmao, cuz.it is kinda really true

[wilsonsgretbeard]

pure genius. i nearly laughed up a kidney.

[Hednaskald]

I fucking need one.

[insight0011]

too funny for this earth

[tgd1947]

it's real life folks we all curse, get over your cheap self and get off you high horse

[Wontonwabledoo]

Bought mine at Walmart, but it said "Dish Network" on it. But it's still confusing as hell.

[DrunkenSamurai18]

1:24 is me when my online games start lagging

[Redjoker96]

This is when the onion was actually funny now it just sucks an lacks the comedy soul that it used to have.

[jeffrywg]

800gb update.... That'll take years

[datlibra17]

@jeffrywg or like an hour if it goes really fast...

[VidakOrlovicBG]

Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!! :D

[highon74]

This is fucking GREAT!

[luddixx01]

looooooooooooooooooool

[shadowlord9971]

how did i get here? i was fucking in modern warfare 3 gameplay???

[crazy123atom]

@shadowlord9971 Well, obviously, one fucking piece of shit leads to another fucking piece of shit.

[t4tris]

=D

[NoahLDiamond]

needs more swearing.

[Yupimruss1an]

SUBSCRIBED! this is the most halarious chanel on youtube!

[iihippoii]

I need this.

[lilbothwell2]

how much is that peace of shit? where the fuck can we buy a peace of shit like that shit? that shit is a fucking peace of shit.

[XollemanX]

i got here by searching fucking shit fuck

[DRAWyourGUNorDIE]

Rip ryan dunn

[MrHomelessHank]

Now, I'm 19, and random swearing hasn't been too hilarious for me since, like, 2003, but the way these people do this with a straight face and a news caster's dialect is god damned uproarious.

[diane3cats]

@MrHomelessHank Well, there is always new technology we have to buy. And I can't always figure it out!  So this video is relevant to me! lol

[lubonr1]

anyone got this? is it worth the money? i´m planning to exchange it for panasonic cunt, but i´m not sure

[EvolutionXEngine]

TECH SAVY CONSUMERS ARE LINING UP TO BUY SONYS BRAND NEW STUPID PIECE OF SHIT... LOL  "SAVY"

[Protector1660]

Chuck Norris installed it and figured out all its functions

[jesuslovesmebetter]

@Protector1660 i think it just does whatever he wants under fear of obliteration

[8766687]

Fuck Sony , FUCK THIS FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT !!! Playstafuck

[Mineav]

1:38

Best ad, ever.

[ZuluCatsTheMispeller]

WHY IS THIS LIKE EVERY ELECTRONIC DEVICE????

[PokeymanTrainer]

That fucking piece of shit didn't work, so I threw the mother fucking thing away. Next thing I know, my mom walks in and is like "Hey, want this piece of shit I found in the fucking garbage?" And I'm like "I threw that piece of fuck out 'cause it was a mother fucking piece of whore bashing shit" and she's like "Well, all you do is punch it a little and the piece of shit starts to fucking work, just give it a god-damn fucking try!" so then I'm like "Fuck you and your piece of fucking shit bitch"

[danel240]

Wait the PlayStation Vita is out? lol

[morganfeb]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[KonanNai]

fuck you sony..no, i fuck yo sony!

[NoelHein]

I just love the Onions sense of humor.

[UncleXerces]

Fucking lost it when I heard "time vampire"

[MrEpixSauce]

Better than my computer,everytime I search up porn...that I did NOT download,it shows Barney...not the dinosaur version but it's purple an looong as fck

[origamimaster98]

wait. if it does the thing it's not suposed to, then it is doing thing thing it was made for!

but if thats the case then there is a paradox.

[narutoxdbz1]

@origamimaster98 its fucking fake dumb fuck

[origamimaster98]

@narutoxdbz1 i was quite aware of that. you just made YOURSELF look like a dumb fuck.

good day sir.

[zeldazackman]

@origamimaster98 The dumb fuck-tard has naruto in his/her user name, that much can pretty much tell you about his/her lack of intelligence  :D

[narutoxdbz1]

@origamimaster98 why dont say to my face bitch and i wouldnt suggest doin that otherwise il put u to your etenral rest

[origamimaster98]

@narutoxdbz1 what language are you speaking? what country do you come from? must be dumbfuckville.

etenral? what?

[narutoxdbz1]

@origamimaster98 i ment eternal rest bitch go fuck your dad mom grandma who knows ur prbly doing it right now and bitch sometime people mess up spelling u stupid asshole pussy sucking mother fucker

[origamimaster98]

@narutoxdbz1 HAHAHA! you are one of the most stupid people i know if you think that scares me! and how are you going to put me to my death anyway?! HAHAHA!

[narutoxdbz1]

@origamimaster98 yea keep talkin bitch lets see if do that when i fucking stomp ur face into the fucking groun

[narutoxdbz1]

@narutoxdbz1 ground

[origamimaster98]

@narutoxdbz1 i wonder how you will find me?

[matt5565ify]

THAT SMELLS LIKE MOTHER FUCKING SH!T!!!

[ronaldcorreatv]

Better than my fucking iPod classic that i regret.

Including:

Mixing songs and videos up.

Fucking up the volume hugely in different songs.

Easily broken screen because I had it in my pocket, yet it fits in your pocket.

[RevMooFoo]

PMSL!!! This could be a story about my Virgin Media V+ HD box!!! :D

[matt876mma]

@RevMooFoo Lol, nahh its 100% about the new virgin media tivo box.

[Sebring720minutes]

I thought they were talking about the Fiat 500.

[DaPivotCreature]

If it doesnt do anything important, then why buy it?? Onion you are funny!!

[VenatoresAnimae]

Sounds like the new xbox.

[cosmicgate07]

@VenatoresAnimae Right lol

[rsscsa01]

@VenatoresAnimae lol too true

[abdurrahmanR]

"it never ends, this shit"

[wemakepies]

I typed in "stupid fucking retarded piece of shit"

[TeeORTee]

Sounds like My Wife

[UntamedComedy]

Sounds Like The PS4

[es745572]

I want this fucking piece of shit that doesn't do shit but I'll wait for the 800gb instead -_-

[c0rzix]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[CapnNikNik]

Duuuuude, talk about die laughing at this. But, I guess that's just me. :'3

[WTFtrollsFTW]

i want that fucking piece of shit that doesnt fucking work

[pleyades1711]

still looks better than the new apple laptop

[needmydatsun]

@pleyades1711 probably works better too haha

[SupersonicZ01]

God fucking cock suckig hard dicking pussy licking fucking tity ripping piece of camel toe nut bag wick dick fucking impossible to use fucking piece of shit

[chexter12]

that fucking thing is chinese

[Qzyxya]

I LOLd at "goddamn cocksucking asshole piece of shit goddamn fucking sucks"

[Qzyxya]

No top comments?

...

Sanvich?

[Chazman2705]

MAAAN, This is a piece a' shit! I picked it up, AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I ain't gonna be part of your system!

[Recolation]

hey look its the PS Vita.

[Mad20ridista]

I dont get this show :///

Is itreal or what ( i know its fake)

[GamerOfYear2000]

The day they would allow the word ''Fuck'' on Tv

[TheColinputer]

Lol i like the way its just some cheapo AV selector switch box :P

[geoff1424]

time vampire!!! hahahahaah

[zerocoolNY01]

YNO TOP COMMENTS!!!!!!!!

[09smitel]

"it nevers ends this shit"

thats just a commentary on life in general

[MultiSdgsg]

I have a PS3 and I fucking laughed so hard!

[TheBoyofnothing]

HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN

ON THIS PEICE OF SHIT AND WHY IS THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING LIGHT BEEPING!?

LOOK NOW IT'S TELLING ME TO CONNECT VSR JAMMER WHAT THE FUCK HELP!

[hellsbells747]

hahaha....microsoft boys. keep trying fellas

[david082892]

i want one of them fucking piece of shit jajaja

[yessnowboarder]

FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIIIIIT!

[brickcitymobbin]

...WHAT THE FUCK???

[luc649]

Just when you just figured out the Goddamn last Youtube lay out... Youtube comes up with a make no sense confusing piece of shit new one...IT NEVER END THIS SHIT !!!

[capricorncoool]

@luc649 hahahahHA!

[Sizednochi]

Sony's new PSVita that doesn't do a goddamn thing it's supposed to!

[theintunity]

I was counting how many times they said FUCK in this video...

[Drawn2Gs]

that is pure honesty lol

[EatYeFigs]

PC>PS3>Wii>Xbox

[cabooses1fan]

@EatYeFigs Piece of shit > fanboy> your mom

[EatYeFigs]

cabooses1fan = derp

[TheMultiverse666]

For you 360 fanboys talking shit about Playstation, this video is a joke just to make people laugh. Watch when the PS Vita comes out, it'll be bad ass.

[Neldog13]

The Vita just released in Japan and had a bunch of problems, so once again this video is appropriate.

[m1c000l]

they say fuck 19 times shit about 20 and it's written down like 20 more times