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  • omg I hate my life lol jk but it seems on every single phone ad West Virginia is blank just like the ones in this video :| lol P.S. I live in West Virginia if you didn't figure it out lol.

  • Let it burn? I would set the fire, after I got all the people I hated and invited them to a party in a house made of C-4 and gasoline.

  • Best sponsor ever!

  • My vast collection of porn.

  • My friend Ashley :)

  • My friend Ashley :)

  • god this fag NEEDS A LIFE FAST!!!!

  • @campersRgay Says the guy that is hating on a guy on the internet, thought so fuck nugget

  • i lolled when i saw that sextape cause miss japan was crying during anal sex and the dude was laughing

  • dude only japan is in Asia.

  • my dog or iPod if dog didn't count

  • f#### y##!!!!

  • Most likely my pc... but in my defense... naw, i would probably run in to save my pc and my laptop... would be a challenge.

  • The man probably feels he is superman being able to saved his family he thinks he is immortal and so God punishes him for being too confident about being too powerful that his cellphone has more power to him.

  • Im so Hot now... I wish a cute guys could join me;)

  • my family...as long as the fire is a flame on a candle.

  • lol trinidad isnt asia..

  • porn

  • My Photos i would run in and grab them because memories are important

  • MY DOG!!!

  • My guitars and Basses D:

  • Does anyone know if there is a male contest like this? Handsome men.

  • my computer

  • Hey "sxephil"...why are you helping America to be dumbed down. You're an idiot.

  • QOTD: My condoms.

  • Porn

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  • QOTD: You Phil, you.

  • QOTD: My truck keys lol

  • MY SHOE COLLECTION!!!!

    ^_^'

  • My homework... who the f wants to do HOMEWORK AGAIN ? :o

  • Yeah! I agree... geez!

  • You Would wouldn't u ashley.... You dirty girl

  • Hehehe, you said Mary-o... Instead of Mario. Still an awesome vid, though!!! QOTD: Probably my guinea pig. : ) Wuvs da Midnight!!!

  • My Loves , Love letters :D.

  • maybe my macbook...

  • If I really didn't want to leave something in a fire I wouldn't forget about it, I'd just grab it as I'm jumping out my window

  • My Dogs :3

  • miss japan takes it up the ass lol it was great

  • my bag of nothing and my ball sack

  • my stash

  • My detachable penis.

  • Let it allllll burn.

  • The computer that i'm watching this with... or root beer.

  • my stuffed dog. her name is belle. and my stuffed bunny named fluffy. <3

  • a bag containing $10,000..a bag containing $10,000 worth of weed..that is all

  • the comp, and my bird i must say =)

  • My Beatles stuff.

  • BUUUUUURN !

  • I'd save my dog, she tore a ligament so she can't run too well.

  • Probably my dog

  • my labtop cause it haz all my pronzzz:)

  • The only copy of one of my novels...

  • My dog, even thought she is like 17 years old and can't hold her own bladder anymore.

  • probly my animals

  • my hooker (its not a real person so it doesnt count)

  • my wayne gretsky rookie card

  • My modern warfare 2 Edition Xbox Elite with 250 GB Hard Drive, or my crappy Hp computer.

  • my  mofo 1600 dollar computer that was custom built from my sweat and tears.

  • what is the name of that song that plays in the end?

  • my dog and cat

  • my pc i will run in a fire for my ipod and pc

  • Im from Trinidad.

    Mr Japan was in one of the videos.

  • Miss Trindad tobago was her, Miss Japan was not her though

  • QOTD: My Metallica related items. I have quite a few :)

  • my xbox 360.....or porn

  • my brother's favorite pillow-he is 2

  • QOTD:

    ... Err.. My Boxer, Lui. He is awesome.. and RETARTED if he saw the fire..He would try to bite it.. I swear.. Anyway he is still a baby tho ;)!

    -MD

  • QOTD:

    My Phillip DeFranco Shirt!

  • man..ur sooo unbussy..do u have something else to do in life?

  • @Q8FlowerQ8

    Who..Sxephil? Who the hell are you to judge? You looked him up. And he is HELLA funny. Plus he makes money from douchebags like you. Shut up, he is hillarious.

    -MD

  • My cat too. So far he has been with us for 8 years.

  • My Wii and computer.

  • My cat

  • QOTD;

    My kitty cat i wud risk my life to save her anytime :P

  • My dog definitely. Favourite teddy bear? Perhaps my computer but it's more sentimental things I would go for.

  • Bootlace, my dog

  • my animals...we got 7 cats and 2 dogs...no way i'd let them burn

  • Burn, bi*h; BURN!

  • Im not really connected with material possesions. And I'd prefer to not remember my past, so photos and videos, and pretty much everything would be left to burn. Except my pets of course, but not the fish, they're screwed.

  • @cL6wN

    uhh any sane person

  • QOTD: I'd save my weed. And i could use my house to light my blunt. Or i'd save my xbox =)

  • QOTD: katy perry...thats right bitch shes mine >:o

  • QOTD: my puppies :)

  • QOTD: My cat and dog.

  • QOTD:my lighter

  • PORN!

  • Let it all BURN!!!!!!!

  • my girlfriend

  • QOTD: Kitty! This is my pot pie!

  • QOTD: My Cellphone

  • My porn collection =P

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  • I would run into a fire 4 meh kitty 0:)

  • My trading card collection it's already worth thousands.

  • my dog

  • lmao... Running into a fire... That contains fire... and smoke... but mostly fire.... HAHA!

  • if i was stuck in a fire, i would burst into said fire and save myself, becuase i am awsome enough to spawn a douple-ganger to save my ass becuase i passed out wile makeing oddles and noodles!

  • id go and get some of my sister colloge books so she would not have to play for them agen

  • My video games

  • My cats

  • i would go in for my girlfriend if she was still in there

  • really good garlic sausage. smoked.

  • all my consules and games

  • Google it you perverts Im not linking you to porn :)

    lol

  • @TheThirdPrestigiator...thats disgusting. coke will always be better.

    and maybe really old pictures. if i knew where they were.

  • you douche it m-air-ree-oh brothers OMFG get it right

  • A pepsi, cause we all know it beats Coke

  • my purchased copy of Ms Universe's new sex tape

  • My deck of yugioh cards. No shit.

  • T.T...im not the only one...So many memoryes...and costed me way too much.

  • my dogs-- i got 3 i now u can feel phil cuz i kno u got dogs

  • Let it all burn

  • My wallet and bank info

  • I would run into fire for my cat....... almost lol

  • nothing

  • my porn collection jk

  • I would only come back for my family, screw the material stuff ... people that pity you are gonna give you money and help you buy it back .

  • Why cant u have the family and the materials stuff...You know sumthing old memories and just cant be baught again with money, it isnt just the same...And for others folks the thing costed way too much for pity money to pay back >.>''...

  • About the folks and the pity , yeah you're probably right ... but old memories are made with people you love, save them and make more .

  • You're mentioned on wikipedia on sarah palins book.

    Philip DeFranco (otherwise known as sxephil on YouTube) mentioned the statement in Going Rogue, "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" Phil responded to the line with, "We're made out of meat! What the hell are you babbling about?"

  • Phil you have linked us to pornographic material before why not again?

  • jfgi

  • i'd make a shirt where it says the reasons why you left the catholic religion

    1)catholicism is anti-masturbation

    2)anti-masturbation but can't use birth control

    3)they don't believe dogs go to heaven, that's a lie cuz that shit was even in a movie

  • id buy the tird one xD

  • You really should have your own radio show, Phillip. You're intelligent, and you see the world for what it REALLY is. That being said, thousands would listen to you your show, because their whole lives they THINK that they're right about the TRUTH of the world, but they're never quite sure. But to hear you say, "its like this" - it be exactly what the people always thought - and to then explain why it is, gives them a sense of relief - cuz they know then they were right. - Opens their eyes.

  • @sixstanger00

    this. Just one correction--millions would watch. :)

  • @ZenmaNinja

    just one correction-- millions would listen :D :D :D lol

  • have you ever had a blackberry?

  • why do you have an EFG mask? (or Guy Fawkes mask)

  • megaporn is already dead gadammit!

  • id save MW2 and my dog(maybe)...

  • my "omg rly im not a suck up oh btw the love the show" shirt

  • ub me sub me

    Pretend that you love me

    Hey check out my new video, "Fred is a Doofus"

    It contains a "Christmas Cash" spoof.

    I'm the Doofus Boy!

  • QOTD: the combination to my new girlfriends chasteny belt

  • Hahah, smart man

  • My car

  • My grandfather's wwII USN bomber jacket

  • do animals count? if so then i would run into a fire to get my animals & my ramones & sid & nancy stuff.... wow that sounds kinda weird when i say it out loud.. oh well..

  • Well i guess my possessions can go save themselves hell if there was a chance of me getting a paper cut i might have to rethink my likelihood of going into my room.

  • My dog and cat

  • QOTD: My Macbook =)

  • Its my itouch of course, if I would go one second without music

    blocking out the words of my French teacher I'd go insane.

  • my cat

  • something other than people well then it would be my photo albums of my kids

  • QOTD: my computer and my stargate collection...there my babys...*shifty eyes*

  • I would run into a burning barn if my pony was inside. shes to small and fat to die

  • My chiropractor. I'd definitely run into a burning building to save him. Oh... the lady I pay to do my laundry too. Folded underwear... mmmm.

  • I'd save my life size picture of Phil which i printed and have on my wall.

  • QOTD: my collection of asian porn

  • I would run into a fire for my dog. Thats probably it.

  • QOTD: i would totally save my favorite chair cause (sobs) weve been thru so much he was their wen i beat up a ninja and so many other things oh and when i me and her survived a godzilla attack of 98 in new jersey (sigh) good times gooooooooooood times

  • QOTD: i might try to save my dogs if it was an inferno and just a fairly small fire.

  • Might? You sicken me!

  • QOTD: Nothing. Insurance will cover it or i'll set their building on fire.

  • Id get my safe if it was safe enough

  • condoms

  • "We're made out of meat, the hell are you babbling about?"

    We are technically animals too phil...

  • Trinidad is off the coast of Venezuela, which is a part of South America... So... She's not Asian.... BUT, still hot.

  • QOTD: My Hard drives, coz i dont back that shit up :O Thats alot of Terra bites waisted :O:O:O

  • QOTD: unless it was my dog or sumthin (or does that not count either) i wouldnt i might be like OH NO MY COMPUTER but i wouldnt risk my life over it ya know...hello insurance money beeshes

  • QOTD: i would run in for my cell phone so i could call the fire department

  • QOTD: A baby. because there delicious

  • I would die in a fire. I'd have to run in for my PC tower, 5 Guitars, amps, banjo, 2 violins, and I guess the rest can burn.

  • I'm from Trinidad... Now I feel akward.

  • I don't' think people from Trinidad count as asians.

  • QOTD: my extinguisher

  • QOTD: My books D:

  • QOTD: My External Hard Drive, My Florida Gators Memrobilia Collection, or My Blackberry Storm. In that order probably...

  • interresting.. Btw anyone up for some dity talk^^ ?

  • ME!!!!

  • my faith <3

  • QOTD: my dog and my ipod, it's like my baby....i wouldn't save my cell phone though because I despise any form of human contact lol =)

  • QOTD: my puppy, my beautiful daughter, and my porn mags.... but I'd go for the magazines first, cause paper buns fast and daughters burn slowly and painfully.

  • i would run in and save my family, my dogs,and my ps3

  • Id save my dogs and MW2

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  • I would go and save my phone cause then i can contact someone 4 help. if the fire was already there then i wouldn't care cause it is crap anyway.