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  • are you Japanese planning on killing dolphins ?

  • he is on some good lsd or some thing

  • hahahahahah

    

  • when you think about it , hes actually wright , now weres my medication

  • so this is the guy that weeble gets his drugs from....

  • you smoked too much crack that day guy? or was it cocaine?? THUMBS UP FOR THIS DOUCHE BEING A HIGH B*TCH! XD :D

  • u must be gay

  • This needs more likes. Seriously!

    Subscribed.

  • I protect dolphins from care and I'm a kid And I say DOLPHINS DON'T EAT HUMENS dolphins are very kind innocent animals:'(

  • Bull crap! This video is bull crap!!!

  • Dolpgin never attack humans! It eats only little fish!

  • Hitler question: Are dolphins jewish?

  • no NOT true. ive seen that picture of that dolphin and it was hurt, also dolphins are nice so dont tease them second of all dolphins use eco power to talk and third of all, GET A LIFE!

  • Son,you have too much time on your hands,and need to get out on your own,cut the cord from Mommy and Daddy and get a real job in the world the rest of us live in,not trying to be too mean but trying to help you! A tough world is out there,they never told you about!

  • Dude ! I SUGGEST YOU REMOVE! Think about a structured film school or something ~ and don't do drugs...! Seriously! Marine Scientist Nick :-)

  • U didn't show us the video

  • Idiot

  • This is like a nature documentary narrated by Jedward....

  • meth. Not even once.

  • you are a freak

  • What a retarded video.... Along with the dude voice...

  • this was stupid cause dolphins try to help people not kill them hardly here of a dolphin attacking a human

  • 1)Stop the video

    2)Look at dislike bar.

    3)Close the video.

  • Fucking adverts you minge ! fisting ! cunt !

  • ok? ok? ok?

  • I... I am.. you know your mom? well yeah she is your mom and im her, and then shes like your dad, you know your dad? ya becase your mom is your dad and im your mom because your mom and your dad is the same because im both! Im our mom!

  • sharks teeth photoshopped in? and, "high as fuck" video commentary...Watching too much South Park, and smoking grade A, or cocoa-puffs? OOOOOHHHH-KAY, hope You're having an E-asy day. uuuuummmm, ummm, ummm, stop jacking off while doing the commentary and FOCUS!  uuuuuuuuuuuummm uuuummm, ummmm...

  • dolphin cannot eat a human they are friendly to human dolphins eat fish

  • @MrFkin123 no shit sherlock.

  • @jkDONOTS i should seriously stop letting my little sister go on youtube O_O sorry bro

  • @MrFkin123 lol im a girl

  • @jkDONOTS oh ok sorry uhmmm girl...

  • you are crazy!

  • Lol "rest in peace Michael Jackson he was a pretty good dancer... ummm...."

  • love it ♥♥♥ made my dayyyyyyyyyyy :D

  • this is fake

  • Dolphins are like any other animal. If the dolphin feels threatened it will attack. No matter what species it is. Dolphins are sweet animals but also very aggressive.

  • @MsSummerO you obviously didn't watch this video !

  • You must be high as f*ck

  • This is f*cking hilarious.

  • This was pretty funny

  • shut the fuck up

    

  • !!!!!!!!!!

  • shut up

  • Dolphins are nice not mean they live humans

  • i cant go to bed now

  • I love dolphins. Of-Course I touche'd a real wild dolphin and it never bited me. Beat that. THAT is not blood. That is water colouring tat got trashed to the ocean aw.

  • what the fuck is yhur fucking problem why you got to fuck wiht daolphins they are loving fucking creatures i love dolphine your a fucking mornon that need to get a live and no yhr the fuking bastard fuck you! and i just wanted to let you know this to you cunt!

  • schaap

    

  • so freaking boring

  • fucking gay cunt!

  • i love dophin and you stuped faker stuped mean

  • F A K E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU ARE A LIAR!!!

  • this is a retarded dolphin. he doesn't even now how to spell dolphin.

  • liar! Dolpins won't do this! This is a facke!

  • you don't know how to spell dolphins your stupid and your lying

  • seems legit.

  • That looks fake.

  • you tell me do things I done runnin

  • wow Fake

    

  • hahahahaha your the only human brain i diddent eat because we were bcuz i uhh i got full BAHAHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

  • The narrator is an idiot

  • why is this guy (g@y) dumb? im glad i had volume down to 1 cuz barely hearing his voice sounds super dumb g@y and im glad i didnt watch more than 5 seconds, im glad this video and him are dumb. what a f.ucking moron.

  • fake

  • dome ass hol

  • i love your vido

  • wow.

  • Can I get a refund on my time?

  • Dude stop talking out of your ass and get off my computer!!!!

  • your so stupid

  • "I have my own business like umm' killing as many brain cells as i can by buying and smoking dirty crack and then posting inane stupid commentaries on YT"

    Have to admit it was pretty special to find such a fucked up Youtuber.

  • Why are there 139,358 other people that didn't get eaten!? I don't feel special anymore....

  • WHY IS THIS THAT BADLY RATED?! I'M LAUGHING MY FUCKIN ASS OFF XD

  • retarded piece of shit

  • 48 likes? why? ;s

  • i dont like this video it is stuip

  • This is a dolphin dying! Not a dolphin killing! Although it does look as if it is smiling...

  • this is a dolphin whou die....dont you see????

  • lololopol

  • asiatics mothafuckers i hope a big tsunami for us, bastards !!!

  • If enough people flag idiotic sh*t like this little boy posted to the mods for review YouTube will eventually delete offensive content like this.

  • U r gay and stupid

  • this is stupid

  • bastard your mother will die soon

  • LIAR!!!! dolphins are the sweetest little thing, even when they have calfs they never do that!!!!

  • Try to search FUCKING RETARD and stare at it, yeah you're doing it right

  • Your gay

  • LMFAO!

  • this is insulting what does this guy have aqeinst dolphins gosh.this is for you newsonomics. >:p.

  • youtube is NOT a place for photos GOSH!!!

  • I did not wach this video but I looked at the comments and so far it sounds like it sucks

  • hahahaha ..you kiding me right? jesus ........

    

  • dude what is your prob it is just an atomation you freak

  • you crap

  • i waste 6.06 minutes of my life

  • Retard...

  • It's shit like this that makes the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy opening comment "So long and thanks for all the fish." so poignant.

  • insuperior? you mean inferior?

  • MF

  • stupid

  • should change the title to "the dolphin from Plants VS Zombies"

  • maaan... Thanks! I really like your speech - funny as hell, can't stop laughing my ass off... You know what? You should host a show! let me know!?!?

  • Awww. Cute dolphin (gets attacked) Holy crap!!!

  • Oh shit! It's the dolphin subspecies high school pot-head dropout! May G/d help us all.

  • what the fuck is this

  • lol that was a shark stupid.....

  • WTF dolphins don't eat brains and can't walk or speak

  • I'm in that IQ dropping part of youtube again....

  • retarded

  • hello speaking GUY, your brain is much smaller and much much lessssssss functional than the dolphin's one. You should learn to speak properly and stop doing long breaks in your brainless speech... dolphins are fluent in their speech. And this photoshop corrected picture is quite ridiculous. Next time put your face AND do NOT forget to corrected it by photoshop!!! (and correct your brain functions!!! by? I don't know the right program for that!?! somebody can help???) Alex from Paris

  • Did you really think people were gonna listen to you after looking at the likes bar .. see ya ..

  • This was probably more likely their fooooddd(: not a human

  • Leave *dolpins* alone !!

  • THIS MOFO BETTER LAY THE HELL OFF DOLPHINS HES A JACKASS!!!!!!!

  • you re an idiot,but you already know that

  • Omg!  Go get a degree!

  • This is another prime example of why you don't eat paint chips, huff gas, or smoke crack.

  • why you say he eat human wheres the proof? He Eat A Fish Or Another Thing Or Maybe Some Sharks Attack Him And The Blood Is Out

  • giatay jud ning piste! unsa mani oi!?

    

  • im guessing im the only one who likes this ..

  • THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF SHITTY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. I FUCKING GUESS THERE ARE STILL A LOT OUT THERE. A LOT OF TROLLS AND DUMB ASSES. I FRIGGIN HOPE THAT THESES BASTARDS WILL DIE EVENTUALLY. FUCK!

  • I mean New Onomics

  • Yeah if i would name one place he would get attacked by a great white its in Australia

  • if i had a dollar for every funny joke in this video, id have 1$. The kid himself is the joke. fag!

  • I dislike this video. "You dislike this video. Thanks for the feedback!" You're welcome. "Would you like to report this video as inappropriate?" Sure, why not. "Flag for: promotes terrorism" "submit video for review". Clicked. "Thank you for sharing your concerns." You are most welcome.

  • remove this shit from youtube or i wil fuck u up.

  • there is such a thing called killer dolphine in the news a while ago a drunk man put a cork in a dolphines blow hole so the dolphine killed him which i thought was fair but no they killed the fucking dolphine like WTF

  • Fag.

  • Let me bet...

    Killer Dolphins?

    Dude... boring..

  • ARE YOU BLIND? Can't you even see that sad eyes in that picture.....

  • obviously in this video the dolphin doesn't attack human but the dolphin was attacked by humans that is why there's a blood because of the trauma and attack it gets..so If I were you stop posting this crap..because this isn't funny we all know that dolphin is one of the most intelligent and friendly animals..you were just like those people in Taiji, Japan who are killing this precious animals who doesn't do anything to you at the first place >:(

  • you suck

  • This is not funny.This is not clever. This is boring garbage narrated by a guy who just smoked a joint and thinks he is funny.

  • I love dolphins like you but... why does your voice have to be so annoying?!

  • the dolphins didnt attack humans! its in japan/taidzi they killing dolphins 23000 in a year gets killed ;(

  • hey itz ppl out there who really like dolphinz and u have ur nervez to put sumthin up here like that it was really nothin to look at soooo thx for puttin a crazy thought in the dolphin lovers mind

  • what did i press

  • i flagged it for "animal abuse"

  • I flagged it as " drug abuse "

  • this us stupid and not true

  • I was half-expecting to hear a song from 009 Sound System.

  • u mast die

    

  • the dolphin prob ate a fish or defended its self from a shark or somethin i think dolphins are nices than dogs other than that dolphins, they eat fish and stuff dogs eat other meats that are already dead

  • Das stimmt nicht das ist Fake !! Wie kann man nur so ne Scheiße hochladen!!

  • There needs to be a 3rd Rating option to Recommend Deletion of videos.

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  • thats fake

  • stop meant being TO DOLPHINS ARE PLATFUL

  • stop meant TO DOLPHINS ARE PLATFUL

    

  • I dont like it.. Terrible...

  • gay

  • Takes the word looser to a whole new level.

  • are you stupid! dont joke about that crap! r-tard! 

  • LOLOLOL

    Is this the current state of education in America?

  • What a dumb ass.... Get a life

    

  • One day you will grow up and look back on this and say, "what a knobhead I was"

  • This is the reason dolphins need to finish puberty...

  • no dolphin dont attack wo,man

  • if i can find out who you are , or where you live , i promise to murder you

  • it be good for a horror movie... if you were that creative though o.0 it's fucken fake u douche box :P

  • thumbs up if you didn't listen to the whole load of crap he was talking

  • @iamtaz1987 I did not even watch the whole thing

  • WE NEED TO ASK YOUTUBE TO PLACE THE "like bar" on each video on the right side of this screen to save people time to avoid watching shit like this.

  • hahahahaha. i love this.

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • may your intestines eaten by dolphins

  • a Deaht

    Dolphin not dolphin atacks man -.-

  • this fuckin sucks fuck you

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU

  • fuck this cunt sounds like he deep thoats dolphins hahaha

  • 1. Dislike the video.

    2. Move on.