Calvin Klein Commercial-TAINTED

[janeczka]

This is hilarious and very professional-looking.

[nobodys909business]

i've watched a fair number of your vids and decided that your very funny in a uke sort of way.Love the cukes ! although i could never find one that big.I've also decided that you may want to marry me,being as we both love the uke , i thought that was a good place to start. On a serious note. As a holiday, is the pacific highway worth driving ? Keep up the crazy work..regards frank

[artworkslive]

i would recommend PCH fer sure.....it's worth it if you like lots of great ocean views! and thanks for the sweet marriage proposal....i'll have to talk it over with my boyfriend and get back to you. ; )

[Broatch6]

LOVE TAINTED LOVE

[jcmegabyte]

Wel done :-)

[LAArtGallery]

Fabulous!!! :)

[RiddleSpider]

uhm, I just sent the link to your newest vid to my hubby (almost didn't as I was afraid he would leave me for you) and now I am horrified he will find this vid. TAKE IT DOWN!!! I really do not think I can hold a candle to you. Maybe I will just blindfold him....pluck out his eyes or something....GO AWAY!!!

In other words.....you are AMAZING and beautiful and funny and talented and I hate you :)

[artworkslive]

hey, thanks for making me use up my last depends undergarment, you conniving little BITCH!!!! wouldn't you know it, it's already 8:30p.m. WELL PAST my bedtime.....so i can't get in my station wagon and drive 10 mph all the way down the hill to get another diaper supply.

you're younger than me, and you will NEVER EVER let me forget it, will you, WILL YOU?!!

now, why don't you just hurry up and DIE already?

[AngloBaptist]

Fabulous!!

[soulofbass]

wow you won!? thats great, i like this video alot, very well done and the voice overs are really well spoken. I do like the song the lyrics come from too so you got good taste! ;)

[UnluckyMum]

Yay ! Congratulations !!! I knew this was totally brilliant :)

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw, thanks! <3

[irvingjohn]

Nice!  Wish I was that uke!

[GrumpyCoyoteTunes]

Lovelovelove it. Congrats!

[ukulelezo]

Congrats! Not sure how I missed this but wow... that's all I got. Just wow. That T.V. Pal's in for the ride of his life!

[seeso]

Brilliant! Congrats on a well-deserved win.

[babeokelly]

Cut that's a wrap.If this Don't win giving up th whole bussiness.You nail it baby .

[artworkslive]

i just found out a few minutes ago that i WON!!!! i'm still in shock... ; )

[dl737]

Damn - never thought I would be jealous of a ukulele. Well done!

[artworkslive]

oh no, you should be jealous of me, that uke is ICY HOT! HAHAHAHA

[kokohawk]

Wow! Very nicely done.

[artworkslive]

*beam*

[paisleyente]

Fabulous! :)

[artworkslive]

naw......you're fabulous-er!

[Darwinsgift]

Love it! Surreal yet sublime! xx

[artworkslive]

and i'll take either/or....thanks luv!  <3

[Gimmeabreakman]

Amazing.

[artworkslive]

nah, you're amazing-er. ; )

[Bean829]

simply sublime

[artworkslive]

too kind! ; )

[downhill240]

Excellent.

[artworkslive]

*beam*

[ExactLeigh]

wow that was amazing great job! your really talented with your video skills!! did you get a new uke? also i dont think i would buy anything named "Tainted"... lol

[artworkslive]

hey thanks! and that's a fake uke.....i made it out of cardboard. ; )

[ExactLeigh]

omg it looked real lol! nice job on it than haha

[artworkslive]

.....um yeah, and who said it wasn't real? (gotcha!)

[uke5417]

I've heard about this stuff. An ordinary L.A. area home on the outside. But what's going on inside? Fun, fun, fun, I tell you!

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA......nothing's ever ordinary in this town.  FORTUNATELY! ; )

[degcon]

Awesome!

[artworkslive]

n'no....YOU are awesome!

[thenudeartist]

i had to see it again

[obsquatch]

Do they make un-viagra, cause I'm not gonna be able to lie down tonight, let alone stand within 15 feet of a electrical socket. Even my uvula is erect.

[artworkslive]

yes YES.....take the pink piLL, QUICK!!!!!! that's the one that'll make it aaaaaall better. and um.....just so ya know, it'll prolly give you menstrual cramps for the next 60 days.

just embrace it, that's what i do.....

[obsquatch]

I guess all I needed to do was take a video of a cactus and a haunted hospital to get you this worked up. Expect a lot of videos about cacti and hospitals because hot damn. Something happens, then I'm head over heals. I never find out... til I'm, you got it, head over heals.

[Dominatoruke]

Whew! for the first time in a while - I'm speechless.

[artworkslive]

well then, i'll just take that as a compliment.....now SPEAK, i beg of you!

[djs61909]

this is better than french toast!!

[artworkslive]

no way, you have NO idea what a compliment THAT is!!!!! french AND toast. there seriously cannot be anything better than THAT!!!!

not even english muffins!

[bluesniper345]

lol nice

[novanine]

Hey, I did an ad for 'Pretension by Calvin Klein' in my New Year's Res vid.

Baby Smith, with each of your videos I come a little closer to falling in love with you *sigh*

[artworkslive]

OMG i remember that vid, i nearly peed my pants watching that! and you KNOW how well i PEE! HAHAHA

and what's this i hear about you getting 'a little closer' to falling in love with me? just what do i have to do to get full on, unconditional love from you, huh? you're afraid of commitment, aren't you? ; )

*sigh*

i think it's time for a hangover sammich.

[novanine]

Dammitt, you have my full-on, unconditional AND undying love! I just didn't want to freak you out. ;)

Mmmm, hangover sammich...

[artworkslive]

i want extra pickles on mine!!!! ; )

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

hilarious!! good job on the filming too. your stuff just keeps getting better and funnier. its great.

[artworkslive]

you know what, it is SO refreshing to get a comment that doesn't have the word 'HOT' in it. HAHAHA

THANKS luv. <3

[tinySpectacle]

I'm laughing out loud. So loud, in fact, that I had to actually spell out lol.

[artworkslive]

you are so right, OSML. (on so many levels)

[TheUnderdocker]

Better watch that copyright! They'll get you for those lyrics and saying Calvin Klein! lol

[artworkslive]

yeah, i took my chances.......and that's what the ukulele said after i threw it in the trash!  HAHAHA

[phillipsderek]

My ukuleles just had a meeting and have informed me that they want to move to your place!

[artworkslive]

this is L.A. after all....we could probably profit from that!

[ooolong9]

i hope you don't mind a straight woman saying this. THAT WAS HOT!

[artworkslive]

oh hey yay......a straight woman's vote counts double!!!!! (just ask the MAST)

[mctrmt]

The ukulele will never be the same.

I will never be the same.

[artworkslive]

i've scarred you, and for that i am ever so repentant. actually, i was imagining YOU as the ukulele.....oh dear, i'm just digging a bigger hole, aren't i?

[krumbine]

Cue the jealousy. Everybody wants to be the ukulele now.

[artworkslive]

believe me, the ukulele plays me better than i could evah play it.....huh what? did i just SAY THAT?!!! (or was it MARGORIE?????)

[horbawrong]

The important thing here is that you're able to admit it plays you better than you play it. Now excuse me while my imagination works this one out.

[bErzerkeleyRAW]

If you don't win this contest there is something VERY WRONG with the universe.

[artworkslive]

or something VERY RIGHT, according to my aunt edna! HAHAHA

[rainbosprinkles]

What happened to the video? o.o

[artworkslive]

not sure what you mean.....did it go away for a bit?

[JimmerSD]

(Wipes brow) I feel dirty now...

[artworkslive]

oh you're always dirty, jimmy boy!

[beatmover]

I"ll buy whatever you're Soft Cellin'. Good luck in the contest.

[artworkslive]

wheE....thanks!

[thenudeartist]

Bravo

[artworkslive]

oooooooh, too kind, too kind. ; )

[artworkslive]

hey hey HEY, this is a family channel.....but my ukulele thanks you for thinking of her. ; )

[hoosierhiver]

very creative!

[artworkslive]

well, this is what happens when you can't read music and CAN'T do a proper cover song! thanks... ; )

[alexandraxxxxxx]

hehe ......;0)

[artworkslive]

glad it made you snicker... ; )

[alexandraxxxxxx]

its so amazing hun,,your so talented..my oh my ...im so glad you dropped by ..i can now enjoy your wonderful channel...is that your cute dog at the end lol? xx

[artworkslive]

yup, that's stella the dog alright. she tries to make an appearance in most of my videos. she's such a HAM! HAHAHA....

[alexandraxxxxxx]

hehe soooooo cute...;0)

[novanine]

Aww, Stella is very cute. Is she a Westie?

[artworkslive]

some kind of terrier methinks.....she was abandoned in a nearby canyon, so we don't know much about her. only that she's a luv.....  ; )

[tjkoz22]

Killer!!!

Loved it baby smith!

Tom

[artworkslive]

: ) !!!!

[gtristdan]

Great video Baby S, very well done... When will you know if you won?

Excellent!

5*

[artworkslive]

well, supposedly a winner is announced in a week or so.... thanks for watching!  ; )

[booya62056]

Great job! I love all you ideas!

[artworkslive]

: ) thanks!

[Annaconda1984]

wow this is so good

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw shucks! ; )

[UKISOCIETY]

*pant, pant, pant....*

[artworkslive]

see what happens when you tell me i can stretch the rules?! madness, i tell you! ; )

[chrisnatti]

That was brilliant, sexy and hilarious! Fantastic!!!

*****

[artworkslive]

ahhh.....i was hoping someone would appreciate the 'funny' in it. thanks chris!

[Wizjkahna]

I think there are laws against inter-ukulele relationships in several states. That doesn't make it wrong...just illegal.

[artworkslive]

yeah well, i don't wanna marry it, i just wanna play with it aaaaaaall night long baby! ; )

[Wizjkahna]

That's not what your profile description says.;-)

[artworkslive]

i know, i know.....i'm just stringin' 'em along.

[casetone2514]

Wow! That's very hot.  Alan, don't watch this - you're a married man.

[UKISOCIETY]

Too late!!!! AAAAAAGHHH!

[artworkslive]

hey hey HEY! get in line, this ukulele's all MINE!!!

[wpgpeanut]

That was awesome

[artworkslive]

well, you're awesomer! ; )

[longhairred]

LOL You really captured the ah... eh... hun?... of perfume ads!

[artworkslive]

i've been waiting by the phone for calvin to call.....*sigh*

[deach69]

damn, i'd pay to be that uke.

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw gee, *blush*

[Blargaldalien]

Nothing comes between me and my uke!

[artworkslive]

oh yeah baby! and i'm still waiting for calvin's people to call me.....

[LeSaMilano]

Lucky uke!

terrific visuals - and I'll never hear that song again in the same way! LOL

[artworkslive]

mess with people's heads.....that's what i do. MWAH-HAHAHA

[rhosey001]

You almost made me bust a gut girl. No uke's were harmed during the making of this video. That was funny.

It was also another video representing your great talent. I wish you nothing but the best young lady.

[artworkslive]

well, i wasn't about to have PETU (people for the ethical treatment of ukuleles) breathin' down my neck! ; )  thanks for all your kindness......

[channeIreview]

thanks for letting me know just how sexxxxy the uke is. (and of course i never forget just how sexxxxy you are!!!)

[artworkslive]

aaaaw, but you should see my keyboard, it puts my uke and me to shame! pant pant....

[barryperrins]

Loved the way you filmed that.

Im going to have to go and take a cold shower now !!

[artworkslive]

well then, consider that payback for YOUR sex video mister!

[Ranblv]

Fantastic, sexiest video on youtube in 2009.

I love the softcell song too.

[artworkslive]

oh, you are WAY too kind, my dear! although i must admit, that ukulele is PURE SEX!

[somecallmejim]

Every ukulele should want to be so lucky. :-D

[artworkslive]

believe me....i was the lucky one. and i like my ukuleles cheap and recyclable, with no strings attached-pa dum pum!

: )

[ooolong9]

lol

[UnluckyMum]

Fabulous ;)

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw, *blush*

[hallbe]

Ruff! woot! I suddenly have the urge to play tip toe through the tulips in my Calvins! -)

[artworkslive]

oh MAN!!!! please remember to record it when you do... ; ) and leave it as a response!!!! that would be AWESOME! HAHAHA

[russbuss415]

artsy without the fartsy. baby smith is my hero!

[artworkslive]

beano FTW! ; )

[krabbers]

wow wow weewaaaaaah

i could totatly see a G string

[artworkslive]

HAHAHA i spit on my computer i laughed so hard at this krabbers!!!!!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[artworkslive]

wow, now i know i have truly arrived. the one and only MIKMA has graced my channel...... ; )

[timm19752000]

hot!

[artworkslive]

i know.....isn't that ukulele just dripping SEX? ; )

[anakin1814]

Great job on this! Wow!

[artworkslive]

wow, thanks for watching gary!

[ChristopherMast]

I've never wanted to be a ukulele so badly in my life.

[artworkslive]

uuuuuuuuum. ; )

[ooolong9]

I knew you would go nutz over that one when i saw it.

[nbwulf]

Bravo chica... nicely done.

[artworkslive]

why thank you, my dear!

[colindacy]

This was too awesome! I hope you win!

[artworkslive]

aaaaaw, i'm just honored to be in the running......isn't that what all contestants are supposed to say? ; )