Ask A White Guy: Episode 1

[GQ808S]

wow this is really dumb !! dnt cee the point

[punkidjulian]

dude, my pubes are just like that

LOL

[66mikedove99]

dude too much on the pubes

[QueenCityFilms]

Nice!

[rawrxdinoxkay]

ew,

yea Tony,

dont get dreadlocks.

blech

[MiloandDaisy113]

krwcarolina, well white people must be capuchi monkeys!lmao

[LexLyric]

Check out 2:20 Prayin for some melanin... thats the stuff right? Melanin? LMBAO! (Laughing My Black Ass Off!)

He was funny, but he didnt realize it. That was the best part. His ignorance. OH yeah, WHY would you reply to a question that you would have to answer "I DONT KNOW" to? thats dumb. FIRST find the fuck out! THEN TAPE! Genius.

E for effort.

[farafarazz]

lol

[CourtzDaShizz]

lmao!

[aemdrifter]

White Pride bitches

[ratdance]

i could totally see you with dreads

[princesskatlin37]

yeah its melanin haha

[easydoesitman]

how come white boys can't jump

[jenesaisquai]

people need to stop whining and taking this so seriously. it's supposed to be a joke.

get over yourselves.

[fluffypaine]

elegant hand guestures!

[Manderr88]

haha this is amusing make more ask a white guy!

[valhav]

Damn how stupid. How can you put yourself into a position where you have no authority? how can you claim to be the "white" peoples spokesman? You do understand that among the many "white" people there are ethnicities and nationalities that are different to each other like night and day? So tell me, HOW can you take a role as a spokesman for the white people?

Actually, this goes for anybody claiming to be a spokesman for certain race/nationality. THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!

[tonystockert]

hooray for taking things too seriously.

[valhav]

Well duh, what do you expect? If u didnt take this seriously then others who've seen this vid might think that what you say is actually the concious of every white man. I've noticed that among americans it's very easy for people (of either race) to speak on behalf of his race. You and other who do that have no right to do that.

[tonystockert]

look at what category the video is in.

[andykins118118]

congratulations, you officially have the intelligence of a three year old who tries to sound smart, and ends up looking retarded.

[valhav]

Great insult, you proved your point!

[andykins118118]

sorry about the insult, i try to take the best view of things, and if something is under comedy then its not meant to be taken seriously. i know what you're getting at, you just put it on the wrong video

[nativeofny]

Yeah, Alright....how about just not insulting anyone? That would work wonders!

[andykins118118]

Haha ok I try not to, I was just in a bad mood.

[dondverg]

Norge ftw;)

[Zarsthor]

Your cute ^^

[blackish0t]

ha. I love you! you just described my ex boyfriend "yuppie stoner freak whose got ugly looking dreadlocks". I dont see how people dont think youre white. you kind of obviously are, so theyre obviously looking for a reason to not like this. I think that this was amazing!

[decoyneko]

rofl-- nice XD

[nativeofny]

This dude dosent even look all white!

[tonystockert]

i'm german and norwegian. don't worry, im plenty white.

[andykins118118]

you're right he's obviously peach.

[nativeofny]

Haha, smart ass...

[andykins118118]

:) i try not to take things seriously when they're under comedy.

[inuyashaobsesser101]

OH COME ON PEOPLE HE'S HILARIOUS!!! You guys are all hipocrits if you think he's not funny. Keep making this stuff I love it!!

[M4tt616]

The people leaving huffy comments are the white guy's with dreadlocks

[foreverfree123]

true dat.

[SvarteMartin]

this shit is really lame, makes me ashamed of being white.

[filcox]

This guy looks half Asian. He's definitely not all white.

[Sully174]

Your answer to the pubic hair question made me drop the draws to check out the good ol' bush.

[snickaz229]

umm...do white guyz have small dicks?

[wren1024]

go for the mexicans

[BobCubTAC]

Tony, are you any relation to Ron Stockert of the '70's band Rufus?

[draconusrex]

dude. I watched this based on 'ask a ninja'. you suck. It's hard to watch without trying to break the computer. GIVE ME MY TIME BACK!

[whiteymala]

watch "Native people (" Americans")" cool vid! Which leeds me to my question

[whiteymala]

You are so hot!!! xxx

[christian1800]

You are awesome. I tottaly want you answering questions about our race I TRUST YOU!!!

[igiveupdamnit]

This guy looks jewish... not white. The day you speak for me is the day I kick down your door, seize your assets, and throw you in a slave labor camp.

[tonystockert]

...what?

[igiveupdamnit]

C'mon man... you're jewish, correct?

[tonystockert]

i am not, why?

[christian1800]

This guy looks Prodestant not white.

[screwdriver33]

love the hands at 1:25...Anyway, i like this video.

[tehprojektzero]

oloololololol

[YourM0ther]

I love you.

[Lukaslk]

Hmm I like this Video ... I don´t know why but i like this Video ;) ...

[bmwnurse]

Wonderful description of ball hair! lol

[nellzboo15]

can u say racist

[tonystockert]

yes i can. explain how this is relevant?

[nellzboo15]

yes i can no one has a cares about questions from a white guy if we did then we would ask (not that we would)and it is just sayin that being a white guy is soo special u wanna ask me sum questions wooo no one cares you are not a celebrity

[tonystockert]

i'm making a statement that not everyone knows everything about white people. everyone may think they do, because (as hard as you may find this to believe) we have just as many stereotypes as any other race.

i don't think you actually understood what i was trying to say, at all.

[moonlitegram]

this is exactly the kind of reverse racism that goes on in america. At no point did he actually say anything racist. The only reason why you think its racist is based on you're on previous perceptions of white people.

[fl21girl]

Why do white guys have the Asian girl fetish?

[Tycan]

bwahahaha nice

[blokeasmunt]

hahaha. ya funny ass cracker. ahahaaaa. ok im done.

[LilMsDiva4u]

Blokeasmunt...great job at being such an ignorant racist.

[moonlitegram]

He didnt say anything racist. Go over the video and you'll see. And then you can ask yourself whos the real racist. Racism isn't limited to whites against blacks. It goes all ways dumbass

[moonlitegram]

wow my sincere apologies. I was a lil ticked off at the other comment and saw this and read it quickly. I totally misinterpreted your comment. I now I must call myself the dumbass. Once again, Im sorry

[pulsedr1ver]

eat a cock tony stockert! =)

[tonystockert]

your big bl... nevermind.

[Alantitmash]

Quite amusing in a bumbling, mildly pathetic way.

The ask a black guy thing is similarly laughable.

Anyone confused enough to think that all white people are like Dharma and Greg (self-obsessed annoying wankers?) or all black people play basketball and are well hung, clearly need better answers than two tongue-tied (albeit very amiable) guys can give.

That said, this seems to be less about race, and more about sheer whimsey.

[CassieDynomite]

Why do white people always fart during movies? I SMELLED IT!!!!

[brokenlock037]

lol. I found it hilarious when the "related videos" popped up after the video was over it was Dharma and Greg episodes. lol

[mirandamiller]

you should totally get dreadlocks!

:D

[KayeMaz]

...although wouldn't everyone have dreadlocks if it wasn't for modern cosmetics etc...i mean a cave people aren't going to have brushed, and washed thier hair on a regular basis.

[FlowingGeisha]

Why do you and chi guy look the same?

[estabutta]

people forget that bob marley was part white too

[xburnmybridges]

You're not average nor "normal" and you come from the midwest. In other words, you're lame. Oh and you don't have any pubic hair. :]

[tonystockert]

ahahaha. shush, you.

[xburnmybridges]

I love you anywho.

[canucktunes]

In regards to tans, most pale skinned red headed white guys burn easily as well.

[damnyourhott]

you have just gained one subscriber.

haha i love your videos, promise me you'll MAKE MORE!!

[chefgrad]

my question > what the fuck?

[tonystockert]

i don't know if i can answer that.

[chefgrad]

I didn't know either. meh another question then. What do you feel defines you as white? Is it your ethnicity or just the colour of your skin? If so, then are Italians, Greeks, and some middle eastern people white?

[tonystockert]

ahaha. email me these questions.

[jimbo4152]

I heard this from somewhere before -- i forget where though... Where did you hear that?.

[DeportedRockGoddess]

Funny dude! Check out Ask a Black Chick: Episode 2!

[gleinz]

This looks like a rip off of "Ask a Ninja", which is much more entertaining.

[ryanwtyler]

was math discovered or created?

[kholeo1982]

how big is your cock?

[tonystockert]

big enough for you, big boy.

[kholeo1982]

LMAO...wise answer, you have my blessings, son

[ZippoLag]

hhaahah!!

now I gotta think of something to ask!

[deathbypickles]

Ahahah that's great.

[tonystockert]

LOL SO TRU.

[JovianSunset]

Tony + dreadlocks = wicked YES!

[tonystockert]

more like wicked... nooooooo!

[GoGlowy]

not funny man

not funny at all

your green screen is more interesting than the words coming out of your mouth.

[tonystockert]

do you have an constructive criticism to offer?

[GoGlowy]

sure man

Its not funny if you answer each question seriously..just isn't.

Oh, and let's have some action goin on on that green screen.

Cheers dude.

[tonystockert]

i'll take it into consideration.

[Tassone56]

i hate you

[tonystockert]

thanks.

[jaydogarmy]

yo tony great idea cant wait for the next (the joke i usually get is nice pube stash jay hhhmmmm maybe i should start to shave lol)

[samosuki]

*applause* I still can't believe you answered the question about pubic hair.

[tonystockert]

hey, people need to know these things.

[communitychannel]

you need to re upload this video

[tonystockert]

i don't! youtube needs to fix things!

[skooterx]

For some reason this video is not loading for me

[tonystockert]

yeeeah... youtube :[

[rhcomics]

not a good enough answer to my fucking question

[tonystockert]

YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED.

[CuntFuckBitch]

yes i can!

[HeavenOnTheRocks]

welcome to the extremely unfocused first episode of ask a white guy.

[tonystockert]

only the first half. blame my camera.

[Charmer24601]

This is an AWESOME video. I love it! This is going to be hilarious.

[TheSonOfCulture]

Tony, why are you so white?

[tonystockert]

the internet.

[mememolly]

dreadlocks please.

[tonystockert]

psh whateva.

[madi32]

I don't tan easier than my cambodian friend. In fact, her skin turns from light brown into black while mine stays as white as ever. =P But cool vid mister, looking forward to eppy 2. ^^

[HorrorCosmik]

Tony with dreadlocks. Bahaha.

[tonystockert]

ya mon.

[xxitsmyfault]

lmfao

[lisaaverill]

heh.

[LoriDmytryk]

Why do older white men give away video cameras so they can get underage girls?

[tonystockert]

wouldn't you?

[kiwisafari]

LMAO

[BigFaker]

Sweeeeet! I'll be sure to ask you the dumbest question I can! You can always rely on me for stupidity!

[Xanderpaulfrederik]

Yeah a great funny useful thing!

(Keep up the good work)

Xander (Holland)

[Perico1973]

It's great you stick up for us white folks lol.

Well if you are a Moroccan or a Turk you have trouble getting into clubs here, cause they are known to harrass white girls.

Is that racist, or just not shutting your eyes for reality?

[Rgmonster]

Haha that was good, Tony, I'll think up & send you a bizarre question soon!

[Icebird4000]

so you're saying you basically have pubic hair on you face?

[tonystockert]

and in large amounts.

[shinobix3000]

yea here a question for you"what do you think about ninjas?"

[MrOscarDaSilvaVieira]

no no no. He has facial hair in his pubic region

[InsomniacStacy]

Haha fabulous. Looking forward to the next one.

[tokenblackchic]

how incredibly asian.

[Mrseptember15]

First bitches!

[filcox]

Don't bring that crap over here, loser.