Curb Your Enthusiasm: Trick or Treat

[JasperSoSo]

Trick or treat BANG BANG LOL

[seans63lemansSD]

Its always Felony or Treat around my neighborhood.

[radioheadinc]

i seriously can't stand the wife!

[BeyondLame]

@radioheadinc

she's the mongoose to his snake

[alriooreo]

"I'm 40 years old, I want free candy!"

[BeemerLanding]

I didn't know it was gonna be Felony or treat! Brilliant

[ibanezgeorge]

Hilarious scene.

[TheUberPlayboy]

Why the fuck is it LD's fault? How about it was the little bitches who did this?

[cicero1453]

The cops are hilarious

[dodgersfan5000]

"Trick or Treat Bang Bang"

[LocketRaunchers]

Who the hell gives out-of-costume teenagers candy on Halloween?

[rrdab1]

"well, i didn't know it was gonna be felony or treat." Brilliant..

[crh2010]

no costume no candy period

[EvilPhantasm]

I 100% agree with LD. I don't give candy to anyone who looks to be over 12yrs old during halloween.

[pilotmonkey]

I have next door neighbours who swear at us and throw garbage including dirty nappies over our fence...yet they still sent there kids over to our house on halloween and were pissed off when I told them no way.

I hate halloween. It was not even part of my countries culture.

[organboi]

@pilotmonkey I love your little story. It made me laugh. You did the right thing by rejecting the neighbors brats. My guess is that the neighbors sent them over on purpose to taunt you. That's hilarious that you just told the kids no. What did you say to them? I hate Halloween too.

[pilotmonkey]

@organboi Well I lied a little, I didn't say no directly to anyone. I just put up a sign saying I don't support Halloween so don't bother. I did see some of the neighbours react to it though.... one of the teenage girls looking after the kids had a face of absolute disbelief and disdain. I can still remember the look.

Some of the kids are alright and I am nice to them when I can. But I do hate halloween.

[VirginiaTagz]

I just stopped the video at "felony or treat" for a 30 second laugh break

[theQuestion626]

slutty little cunts. larry is right.

[xx200010]

2 people are bald assholes

[XkriskrossX]

Well I didn't know it was going to be felony or treat!!!

[litcguitarist]

how could some someone have the audacity to consider themselves bald just because they shave their head ridiculous

[runly1]

We don't consider you part of the bald community, with all due respect. One of my favorite Curb lines!

[TheCroatiaKid]

@runly1 We don't consider you part of the bald community, with all due respect. LMAO, I was just about to say the same thing, one of the funniest Curb lines ever.

[runly1]

@TheCroatiaKid I totally agree! And one of my favorite scenes. Check out the one with the Bluetooth guy. HA-larious!

[drPandorable]

Cheryl is dying living with sush a"prideful" dude.

[mrmostarr]

trick or treat bang bang! lol

[mccheeseburger01]

Trick or treat, bang bang!

[bbqwhaaat]

I didin't know it was gonna be FELONY or treat!!!

[BarlowEnter]

trick or treat bang bang!!

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@BarlowEnter that made me LOL. :D

[BarlowEnter]

@MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB Alright here we go 3:46 TRICK OR TREAT BANGBANG!!

[RANS87IROCZ]

BALD ASSHOLE, lmfao! and the fact he says, That's a look your cultivating to be fashionable!,and we don't really consider you part of the bald community! With all due respect! this had me laughing , when I saw look he got from the cop!

[RANS87IROCZ]

either 2 people got TP for trick, or 2 didn't get candy? how can you thumb this down!to funny!

[miklitov23]

Actually yes a shitload of people adheres to his rules.

[Seinfeld182]

"how far can we take these tricks?" lol

[Chiszle]

Shooting games will one day play these scenarios as prologues :P So annoying.

[Aokiji1]

Well, I didn't know it was going to be felony or treat!

LMAO

[mjags23]

This is a great episode. The whole rant about his friend's grandfather inventing, or to Larry, not inventing the Cobb Salad. His response: "Well my grandfather's name is Harry Bingo and he invented BINGO!" Timeless. Long live LD!

[lawnmowerman7]

i find myself reading the subtitles, even though i can hear the dialogue perfectly.

[ACanuckSince92]

The funniest thing about this show is all of Larry's "rules" are right. Why give someone candy on halloween when they don't even bother to make a costume? Why move to the front of seat of car just so the driver doesn't look like chauffeur when you're two minutes away from your destination?

[shtick004]

"no treat?"  trick!

[DCistheGreatest726]

I don't care about the age but if u don't have a costume on u r not getting candy

[JediRebelKid]

The Bald Community. Gotta love LD

[tedtheshed]

i didnt know it would be felony or treat.

[Transmissionwould]

Larry should've been like, "I'm cleaning this up? Bitch, I made Seinfeld"

[QuackyBear]

Fuck that I agree with him. I would have just closed the door without a word.

[gdhuertas07]

Larry was so right, here.

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

Whenever those 2 (Cheryl and Larry) argue I constantly find myself getting irritated by Cheryl's screeching voice, she is annoying when she gets mad, I can barely hear Larry's rant. It makes me want to turn it off. SHE IS ANNOYING! AND NOT FUNNY.

[munkdo3]

proud idiot

[noxaylox]

Ah the teenage years, too young to dress up as sluts and get hammered at a Halloween party but too old to trick or treat.

[OlimarandLouie]

get kids so you can still go trick or treating when your 35.

[coke378]

@OlimarandLouie lmao

[Tsuta]

Funniest Tv show ever imo. Even funnier than Seinfeld and Friends

[gonzola88]

yeah i would have givin them a treat. a knuckle sandwich!!!

[Chrisbajs]

Felony or treat!

[FearMyPants]

Those were some really rude fucking brats, no sane person would have given them anything. And his wife is a nagging bitch.

[scottdavis0676]

@FearMyPants And you're a piece of shit! But you probably already knew that right?

[FearMyPants]

@scottdavis0676 Feeling offended because you're over 30 and still going out to "trick or treat" on halloween? You disgust me.

[longfootbuddy]

social contract when you open the door? 

[SmashBrosFan19]

I wanna see those little bitches get beaten and raped repeatedly

[PainkillerZ1]

I AGREE WTF!! THEY SHUD GET NOTHING

[ih8mcfly]

" i didn't think the trick extended to felony!"

[RST432]

My cousin was 6 ft tall and 16 years old and still went trick or treating WITHOUT a costume. LMAO. He said only a few asked where was his costume? They didnt care about age. He came home with a TWO bags full of candy!

[PirateEyepatch]

Larry's wife is a stupid bitch, never supporting him. Maybe Larry could have given the girls candy but tp'ing the house is a lot worse and unjustified regardless of Larry's crazy principles.

[scottdavis0676]

@PirateEyepatch Larry is a bumbling, feckless buffoon . It's pretty hard to support an idiot like that.

[skispi]

Trick or Treat? Bang bang!!

All the should and shouldnt it be's

[telfairchaseway]

hate crime hahahahahaha

[Joee1257]

BALD ASSHOLE

[DocFrogger]

-"Yeah, I know. Doesn't mean you're entitled to go around to people's homes and bilk them out of candy"

Larry my guru is once again right, people just can't understand him

[zhmzdl67zwxdsh]

Only Larry David has the genius comic wit to suggest that calling someone a bald asshole is a hate crime. Definitely one of my favorite scenes from Curb Your Enthusiasm. LMAO!

[fromax87]

"I don't think that treat extended to felony"lol

[101111101101]

fuck cops

[WarmBread123]

"trick or treat, bang bang" lmao

[CelestialObscurity]

Hahaha. Larry's such a douche. xD

Just give the kids candy; just make sure you've poisoned it first.. teach the little fuckers, they can puke all night.

"Bald Asshole" lmfao

[j3parrots]

Totally agree with Larry

[Adventurestud]

Trick or treat. Bang bang!

[weequahicdude30]

Larry's voice get higher as he got older, lmfao

[GarthDiant]

Not part of the bald community :)

[j3ss3l33]

funny stuff this here curb

[laymonite]

LOL. "I'm being my sister" "And I'm a teacher".

"I didn't know it would be felony or treat"...

[PennyLane6383]

HOW many times has Larry been called a bald asshole in this series, lmfao

[Ploatic]

haha "I will not be intimidated, even on halloween"

[Pickpocket]

trick or treat?  trick

[PaulGrantDesigns]

Divorce, and no candy for you!

[AbstractMan23]

LOL "the trick threat"

[bbbbbb222222]

god damn, if I lived in the USA I'd probably end up in jail for beating the shit out of this kind of teenagers

[metemi]

We don't consider you part of the bald community.

loool

[islamagainstterror]

"Im bald, im not offended"

lollllllllll

[aurrorra]

Lol "social contract" ?

Fuck off, Larry is right.

[blink180heights]

lol i would've tricked them

[LGlyde9989]

cheryl being a bitch

[burgersforreal]

cheryl wasnt being a bitch..larry is just an idiot...not giving them candy for those stupid reasons...just give them the fucking candy who gives a shit lol...

[XxPostalDudexX]

they didn't have a costume, they shouldn't be allowed.

[burgersforreal]

well u know what..i wouldnt give a shit....i would just give them the candy anyways...that way i can run out of them quicker and put an end to that shit

[scottdavis0676]

@LGlyde9989 Somebody has to talk sense into Larry. He plays the idiot, very well.

[88Sublime96]

They don't deserve candy, And I don't deserve this. Bald Asshole! xD

[afsbjah2]

"felony or treat"!!!

HA!

XD

[robsled89]

Trick or Treat, bang-bang! hahahha

[rapperzondernaam]

'you rather have 'em toiletpaper your house?'

hahaha, that's classic!

[phillyeagles217]

No treat TRICK!

LMFAO

[hyrulehistorian]

its sad the hate that the bald race recieves. im not bald but my father is, so im a bald sympathizer!

[kenanhoss]

we don't consider you part of the bald community

[KSmoothSaxG]

lol hes such a baby

[musichopper]

fuck that.. hes right! 100% agree with him most of the time too!

[KSmoothSaxG]

i didnt say he was wrong! Hes ALWAYS right but hes a baby about it.

[habs798693]

@musichopper Yeah, Larry is right most of the time.

[UdallIn72]

@musichopper

One of the best things about the show is that even though Larry doesn't know how to conduct himself socially, he's almost always right.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@musichopper me too. not always, but for the most part.

[natojacobs5]

this episode was hilarious

[MrBlue1Sky]

What episode is this? I've got to get it on Itunes

[spencercoulson1]

Trick or Treat

episode 3 of season 2

[cockroachking1]

Larry david makes a good point here, i dont understand why everyone in the show tells him of about it.

[Adventurestud]

"Trick or treat BANG BANG!" LMAO

[spooneater9001]

"I didn't know it was 'felony or treat'!!"

[rendant]

I love this show and all, but his wife looks like skeletor.

[Smoke1911]

No U! Your wife lewks like skeletor.....

But she is pretty scary in certain scenes ._.

[Adventurestud]

Wow, I get a chubby from looking at Skeletor???

[RockBottomRiser21]

I'M 40 YEARS OLD! I WANT FREE CANDY!

[sucramnormark]

Hahaha that always cracks me up

[birdt]

Yeah, they completely ruined the documentary. Realistic? Piss off fucktard, it's fictional comedy. It's not supposed to be real.

Talking shit like that is probably why people hate you.

[starblinky]

wtf are you talking about documentary?

And yes it is meant to seem real smart ass. Thats the whole point of this type of comedy, to make it seem real because Larry David believes comedy is funnier that way, and I agree with him.

Honestly, whats with the hissy fit? You sound like a 12 year old trying to act cool by swearing at people.

[birdt]

Read your comment again and see if you can join the dots dickhead. You're the one having a hissy fit about nothing pal, I'm just calling out a fucktard when I see one. And you my friend, are a grade A official fucktard. Fucktard.

[clevelandrwellson]

well said.

[ManicCasanova]

hey fuck ya'll!

[sJ140]

She looked elvira-ish

lmao

[Sebastian8701]

I didnt think the trick extended to felony lmao

[Boyhooddream1996]

"I will not be intimidated, even on halloween."

[Cruiseinasuit]

Best show on T.V.!

"Trick or treat bang bang!" lol! Priceless.

[thenewyorker2008]

"by your description, dark hair, 20 years old....."

[metemi]

Trick or Treating at 40?

I'm 40 years old I want free candy!!!! looooooool

[itssold16]

He is a genious when it comes to comedy!!!

[Volkan2006]

STUNNING COMEDY PERFORMANCE!!!

[gandygee]

i agree with larry.......i'm not bald, so i guess i'm just an asshole

[alterfootball10]

how far does this go.."trick or treat" bang bang

hahaha

[sana1999]

trick is a threat!LOL

[KleWdSide]

"bald asshole.. that's a hate crime!"

[ManicCasanova]

this does not deserve negative recs!!!! I ORDER A APOLOGY ON THE BEHALF OF MYSPACEGIGOLO!!!!! ATTTICA

[moviedude22]

"Felony or Treat!" lol

[Mclovin141]

Lousy Brats!!

[leafsens]

What an amazing scene.

[rankdog99]

I woulda shot the cunts and pissed on their corpses

[spencercoulson1]

Youtube needs more users like you rankdog99

keep on fighting the good one

[pennydesouza]

@spencercoulson1 The world needs fewer.

Being disproportionately aggro and wielding the word 'cunt' isn't impressive.

[choad45]

EXACTLY!!!  those little bratty bitches. Amen Larry!

[scottdavis0676]

@rankdog99 Hopefully then you would have put a gun in YOUR mouth and blown what little brains you have, all over the wall. I pray that you do!

[bobbypinhead]

the bald people have suffered for 2000 years! it has to end!

[phillyeagles217]

trick or treat, bang-bang!

[slipknotfan591]

LAAAARRY

[shutterbun]

"If they say 'Trick or Treat,' I would advise you to give the treat."

[gandhitaymour]

lmao felony or treat!

[drummerkid71]

I laughed so hard when he said "felony or treat".....lol.

[mseales]

bald asshole

[laziestslacker]

how far can you take these tricks?

trick or treat, bang-bang!

hahaha

[everdayzac]

I didn't it was going to be felony or treat

[Yoseph107]

i agree and those girls where too snubby!!!

[poochi1976]

Larry is so right on this one. Those girls were pathetic losers LOL. He should get his lawyer to sue their fat asses. LOL.