@mauricemoss666 Only not half as good. Funny in his own right. Bill Hicks was a poet, and delivered sincere political opinion with beautiful sincerity. Stanhope is a great comedian, but he's also an apathetic drunk, not someone as engaged or engaging as Hicks was. I still love the guy, I just think people make that comparison because Hicks is dead and there is no one and probably will never be another like him.
"I see things you never seen. And you don't know you see'em cuz you don't see'em. And then you see them and you say, "Gee I never saw that", too late you just saw it."
I have said this very thing to mates. I have surfed plenty of porn and pretty much all men do but I have never come across it, so this idea that it is everywhere is bull. The topic is just a "hot button" and is used to rile people up.
And he is right it is better pedos are on the web than hanging out at the swings in the park.
Fucking hell, we say yanks don't get irony and then you have those thick Manc toss pots shouting " Paedo ".. That was shocking, they should have a IQ test to get in that comedy club... Manchester though, what do ya expect.
Child pornography is an underground swapping of pictures amongst pedo/pigs, its not funny, and any child who's been abused can attest. And children need "adults" protection. It is a "heinious" crime. No laughing matter, no joke.
@HelptheAnimals1 To make generalisations about what any individual, or any group, would feel about something is nothing short of presumptuous. Who put you in charge of being spokesperson for all people who were abused?
@HelptheAnimals1 Really? Any child? I was sexually molested back when I was 8, and quite frankly, I don't give two shits about what "pedo/pigs" do with their child porn. Hell, maybe if that particular molester was looking at some of it instead of trolling my neighborhood where he found me I wouldn't have been molested.
Actually I recall hearing of a book by a child psychologist who found that most children are simply confused by what happened without a real understanding. Its when the health professionals start hammering into them telling them how they should feel/react. "The Trauma Myth" is the book.
@HelptheAnimals1 And like all heinous crimes, we must be able to laugh at it. Laughter is our final refuge, so to deprive us of it can only be said to be sadistic, abusive dare I say.
@MatthewJoelSforcina for years i refused to use it because i thought it was only for people trying to fuck kids... i wasnt very internet savvy at the time, i heard about it on the news as a bad thing, so i avoided it... however myspace is responsible for reuniting me with my son after 8 yrs, so big ups for that!
Anyone who has a negitive reason as to not understand dougs comedy are the same people who are afraid of there own shadows or so mentaly impared as to try to even understand or try to understand that makes this country as boring as it has become, It is his form of comedy that gives me the hope or at least help me through this place we call THE U.S.A. so support him for using one of the amendments that we still have or be the boring anis that you probable are MFERN24X2@AOL.COM
What about the ancient greeks, the men played with the little boys all the time, it was accepted.This guy is just talking, due to people being so sensitive, certain opinions have been drummed into them, when people like doug speak up, people are so shocked, well of course you would be, your afraid because your not understanding.everything he says. makes sense to me.
@claireshrew Whats that you say.. your a pedo? Just because in 500 BC Socrates liked to touch little boys doesn't make it right. you cant ignore hundreds of year worth of psychology by saying an ancient society used to do it so its all good.Its called progress.
did you even read what i wrote? if you did you may have seen that i dont give a shit what the ancient greeks did, im pointing out the fact that men have touched boys since them times, its nothing new and how rude of you to blindlly call me stupid, you sir are not very open-minded and sound like your on the defense,this is a comments page not a debate page so im sorry if my words upset you i really am and perphaps i interrupted your thoughts, just a little ripple,@diademzero
Yeah your right. He is also attacking Moral Panic quite rightly. Problem is you have to educate young users on how to safely use instant messengers and social networks (go into a teen chat room and witness the perverts). Stanhope (who I normally rate) is trivialising the fact that sex offenders user these mediums to gain access to and distribute child abuse images. That's not nice for the victims and gives strength to the abusers. He should be attacking the exploiters not the exploited.
Weaaaaaaaak. The guy has never listened to a child abuse survivor. Ask any 12-16year old who uses MSN messenger the weird shit they come across. Ask them how many Cam2cam requests they have had from adults. What a prick.
Weaaaaaaaak. The guy has never listened to a child abuse survivor. Ask any 12-16year old who uses MSN messenger the weird shit they come across. Ask them how many Cam2cam requests they have had from adults. What a prick
The audience might be uncomfortable as fuck but I'm laughing my ass off. People are so fucking sensitive, you can't even joke about some shit without people freaking out. Everything he said made a lot of sense to me.
@theblueo1 I think the problem is everyone has been so brainwashed my the media, certain topics feel so off limits people don't even think about them. Just the mention of child 'stuff' makes people uncomfortable regardless of the context. The heckler is the typical person who knows what is wrong but doesn't know why, just reacts automatically based on brainwashing.
"You get into one good fruitless coke-yank, where you're all fuckin' gacked up, and you're beatin' off till the band plays. I mean, you're not going to finish, that's a cold dead eraser in your hand, you can't even feel it. You punch it in the face and you can't feel it, but still you waste two hours taking the skin off the fuckin' thing..." - Doug Stanhope
What an interesting set of unconventional euphenisms. XD
@BrettDixonMusic hicks made brilliant points on certain topics that no-one else could. but so did carlin and stanhope. they are very different essentially. so if you make an hour long best-of-compilation of each, you wouldn't be able to rate them because it's just different perspectives from the pinnacle of social commentary and wits
im sorry to inform you but his house is colored multi-colored bright colors like its out of dr suess and looks like the ideal place to lure children to fuck.
@witchbl00d dude's pretty good but try saying the same after you've watched stanhope's "Deadbeat Hero" show or listened to his "Something to Take The Edge Off" audio cd
@witchbl00d WRONG! Youw anna know how I know you're wrong? Because for each dumb jerk off who says Doug Stanhope has no timing or delivery , another equally dumb jerk off says he has the best timing in the world. So...either delivery and timing is a matter of opinion (in which case stfu and go watch Louis CK) OR nobody has any idea what the fuck they are talking about. Have a good day.
Flids are babies born with deformed (usually very short) limbs after their mothers took a medicine called thalidomide. Flids haven't really been born since the 60s as thalidomide is now banned.
Politically correct assholes are trying to even suppress that word now and Flid porn sounds hilarious.
@SalientK so with that logic you're saying "staged" child pornography would be ok. As long as the naked kids are performing sex acts on non humans models or vice versa, that would be ok? you know, that way it's not real.
@aCuntTookMyName Uh, yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't know why my previous comment was marked as spam. I just poked a huge hole in this guy's "logic."
@aCuntTookMyName You say that without any basis for your argument other than "lol." Why should I take you seriously? All I did was poke a major hole in his routine. I know it's just a comedy show, and I'm not holding it against him, I'm just saying. Now all his fanboys are getting all pissy about it. It's really not that big of a deal.
@SalientK I've seen murder videos before...They arent hard to find, and I've never been told that you could go to jail for watching one. Wasnt there a couple of sites you could go to that would actually show it? Wasn't facesofdeath one of them? So maybe you might need to do your research, all though I might too, but like I said, I've never heard of someone being arrested for watcing a video of someone being murdered.
@kingxskippy Nah man, I was never one to actually go to the site, i was just showed things on it by some people I knew. Besides, watching it on a screen is nothing like actually being there, it's pretty fucked up.
@CChissel I've actually never thought of it that way before. You don't usually get arrested for watching videos of other crimes, so I can sort of see your point now. But once there is a big enough market for something, the demand perpetuates the crime.
Stop mentioning other comic in Stanhope's vids. It doesn't show that you're a comic connoisseur. It just shows that you're a name dropping suck ass. Doug is Doug. Stop comparing you inane retards.
My favorite Stanhope line, "Jesus died for your sins. I never got that. One thing has nothing to do with the other. It's like saying, 'I hit my foot with a shovel for your mortgage'. Almost pissed my pants on that one.
@minik107 it's from "no refunds" (among others) but i don't think that bit is on youtube. doug says it's not illegal to download his shit 'cause he's alright with it.("you probably downloaded it from the internet, which is ok but don't talk shit on top of it" -doug stanhope) so just get all his shit from piratebay
@MrBeauElliot Not to mention, if this jackass died for our sins, why do we then need to "accept" him and all that shit. Doesn't his dying already take care of that? Religious people don't think. If they did, there'd be no more religion.
haha i fkin LOVE Doug. Yeah i liked Kinison, I REALLY liked Carlin and i LOVED Bill. But Doug is THE SHIT. People are so PC nowadays. If he had been more recognized back in the day he would the subject of controversy and possible change. But now he falls into the background because it's all considered "shock humor". Doug is not just shock humor. bleh. not even worth finishing the comment, either you get it or you don't.
I've never done a shameless plug like this before but wtf, here it goes...if you like this stand-up bit & you also like Bill Hicks, visit my channel. I upload stand-up comedy on a regular basis.
i still havent been brave enough to search cockfingering.... im scared. ive seen a guy get his head cut off, a jar smash inside someones asshole, three old men going fucking at it!, midget porn,a guy get killed by getting beaten with hammers in the face, double vaginal double anal but i dont think im ready for cockfingering
Back in the 90s child porn WAS posted on sex forums etc.
It was what lead to 'moderators'. Most forums in the earlier 90s didn't have moderators.
I have no problem admitting I saw KP on those forums (by accident - spammed the forums). Those computers are LONG since gone. But there were KP websites and images for sale in the early days of the net. 100% guaranteed. Now not. And a god thing too.
I wish I could give a standing ovation, but when I was clapping it was because I was laughing so hard I couldn't make any sound so I was clapping like a retarded seal.
The best comedian still alive. Doug you are one epic dude, keep up the good work. Greets from holland, and when can we expect you back in Amsterdam. Lets smoke one for the cause.
imagine hundreds of years ago, Doug talking about the inquisition or the world being flat... they would have killed him. Screw people who think Christianity has evolved enough in 500 years to be right about everything.
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Doug Stanhope will be a guest on The Bob Rivers Show today, August 4th, at 7:35 a.m. Pacific Time. Tune into KZOK 102.5 FM Seattle or stream audio and video at bobrivers[dot]com
He is a FREAK'N Genius. I hope he doesn't kill himself like every other good comedian. And I mean *EVERY* good comedian OD's. You name'm, they OD'ed. Maybe Doug has tried, but his tolerances are SO HIGH that NOTHING can kill him at this point?
you know what a fun drinking game is that gets you wasted really quick, go to google news and search for "porn" and everytime you see an article about some dude getting busted for child porn you take a drink.
doug stanhope is fucking hilarious, but the thing I dont really like about his stand up is he kinda stutters or something I dont know, and that kinda bugs me, but hes fucking awesome
one month till I get to see stanhope live! I'll get to see a great before he kicks the bucket. Don't fucking die anytime soon stanhope, if you do, die after my city so my ticket stub is worth something after.
fookin peedo
MrGrey26 7 months ago
@mauricemoss666 Only not half as good. Funny in his own right. Bill Hicks was a poet, and delivered sincere political opinion with beautiful sincerity. Stanhope is a great comedian, but he's also an apathetic drunk, not someone as engaged or engaging as Hicks was. I still love the guy, I just think people make that comparison because Hicks is dead and there is no one and probably will never be another like him.
7th75thCallaghan 7 months ago
"I see things you never seen. And you don't know you see'em cuz you don't see'em. And then you see them and you say, "Gee I never saw that", too late you just saw it."
Krafterr4 7 months ago
HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahHAhahahahah...hahaha...haha...ha...HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dough Stanhope summed up in one paragraph.
combatcommand 7 months ago
LOL this guy...WTF....
WhiteWeasel420 8 months ago
I have said this very thing to mates. I have surfed plenty of porn and pretty much all men do but I have never come across it, so this idea that it is everywhere is bull. The topic is just a "hot button" and is used to rile people up.
And he is right it is better pedos are on the web than hanging out at the swings in the park.
WillShakespeare2007 8 months ago 4
Fucking hell, we say yanks don't get irony and then you have those thick Manc toss pots shouting " Paedo ".. That was shocking, they should have a IQ test to get in that comedy club... Manchester though, what do ya expect.
BLAGASPANTS 8 months ago 4
@BLAGASPANTS I guess stupid people just have a habit of saying stupid shit no matter where you put them.
7th75thCallaghan 7 months ago 3
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apologyisnothepolicy 8 months ago
"get into one good fruitless coke-yank"... this is priceless material
tuesdaybooker 8 months ago
Not to dick ride or anything but Doug Stanhope's solid logic defies gravity. It really does hahahaah
TheJovanist 8 months ago
Child pornography is an underground swapping of pictures amongst pedo/pigs, its not funny, and any child who's been abused can attest. And children need "adults" protection. It is a "heinious" crime. No laughing matter, no joke.
HelptheAnimals1 9 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1 Dear lord, shut the fuck up and go cry in a corner. Or get a sense of humor.
frauleinvero 9 months ago 7
@HelptheAnimals1 To make generalisations about what any individual, or any group, would feel about something is nothing short of presumptuous. Who put you in charge of being spokesperson for all people who were abused?
chriszanf 8 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1 Troll.
theprophet3408 8 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1 Fuck you! I think it's hilarious!!!
CoolerKing37 8 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1
it is funny
antcuth85 8 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1 Really? Any child? I was sexually molested back when I was 8, and quite frankly, I don't give two shits about what "pedo/pigs" do with their child porn. Hell, maybe if that particular molester was looking at some of it instead of trolling my neighborhood where he found me I wouldn't have been molested.
darkridr25 8 months ago 4
@HelptheAnimals1
Actually I recall hearing of a book by a child psychologist who found that most children are simply confused by what happened without a real understanding. Its when the health professionals start hammering into them telling them how they should feel/react. "The Trauma Myth" is the book.
ninjagrayfox 8 months ago
@HelptheAnimals1 And like all heinous crimes, we must be able to laugh at it. Laughter is our final refuge, so to deprive us of it can only be said to be sadistic, abusive dare I say.
7th75thCallaghan 7 months ago 16
Best comic alive? I don't give a shit about all that list-making wank-talk. He's just great, and everyone with a brain should watch him.
JLDoggard 9 months ago
Reminds me a little of Bill Hicks
ilikeflyinghelis 9 months ago 3
@ilikeflyinghelis Yeah, he's just a more vulgar version of Bill, always thought that. lol
Andr007Xx 8 months ago
This is all kinds of wrong! Terrible! But I can't stop laughing!
This is my most awesome internet discovery of the week. A+
Christian1234NYC 9 months ago 2
This guy is brilliant.
ibookboyuk 9 months ago
Stanhope's one of the few comics that honestly doesn't give a fuck if he makes the audience uncomfortable and they walk out. Much respect.
CoolerKing37 9 months ago 4
The NEW Bill Hicks!!
Greenhornet270 9 months ago
I'm on myspace.. I didn't know I was a pedophile.
MatthewJoelSforcina 9 months ago
@MatthewJoelSforcina for years i refused to use it because i thought it was only for people trying to fuck kids... i wasnt very internet savvy at the time, i heard about it on the news as a bad thing, so i avoided it... however myspace is responsible for reuniting me with my son after 8 yrs, so big ups for that!
Canadianwayne 9 months ago
Omg from 5:00 till 6:33 I was in stitches. Right on!!!
SimplyGebus 10 months ago
the coke masturbation thing is epic
BillKiernan 10 months ago
We need more comics like Doug
Demendred1605 10 months ago 4
How do you get a Catholic girl pregnant?
Dress her as an alter boy.
Honeysucklebommie 10 months ago
Anyone who has a negitive reason as to not understand dougs comedy are the same people who are afraid of there own shadows or so mentaly impared as to try to even understand or try to understand that makes this country as boring as it has become, It is his form of comedy that gives me the hope or at least help me through this place we call THE U.S.A. so support him for using one of the amendments that we still have or be the boring anis that you probable are MFERN24X2@AOL.COM
24x2mfern 10 months ago 2
The new Bill Hicks!
thecuriouscritic 10 months ago 2
@thecuriouscritic Bold statement.... But I agree !!
the guy has comedy running through his veins !
vegetto101 10 months ago
i was simply saying perphaps its normal
claireshrew 10 months ago
I have seen it, but only when internet stalker psychopaths tried to take down my forum by posting it there.
xyzoneon 10 months ago
What about the ancient greeks, the men played with the little boys all the time, it was accepted.This guy is just talking, due to people being so sensitive, certain opinions have been drummed into them, when people like doug speak up, people are so shocked, well of course you would be, your afraid because your not understanding.everything he says. makes sense to me.
claireshrew 11 months ago 5
@claireshrew Whats that you say.. your a pedo? Just because in 500 BC Socrates liked to touch little boys doesn't make it right. you cant ignore hundreds of year worth of psychology by saying an ancient society used to do it so its all good.Its called progress.
FYI Doug is funny as hell!
diademzero 10 months ago
did you even read what i wrote? if you did you may have seen that i dont give a shit what the ancient greeks did, im pointing out the fact that men have touched boys since them times, its nothing new and how rude of you to blindlly call me stupid, you sir are not very open-minded and sound like your on the defense,this is a comments page not a debate page so im sorry if my words upset you i really am and perphaps i interrupted your thoughts, just a little ripple,@diademzero
claireshrew 10 months ago
What is the deal with South Carolina?
igrewold 11 months ago
Yeah your right. He is also attacking Moral Panic quite rightly. Problem is you have to educate young users on how to safely use instant messengers and social networks (go into a teen chat room and witness the perverts). Stanhope (who I normally rate) is trivialising the fact that sex offenders user these mediums to gain access to and distribute child abuse images. That's not nice for the victims and gives strength to the abusers. He should be attacking the exploiters not the exploited.
TheBerryBad 11 months ago
Weaaaaaaaak. The guy has never listened to a child abuse survivor. Ask any 12-16year old who uses MSN messenger the weird shit they come across. Ask them how many Cam2cam requests they have had from adults. What a prick.
TheBerryBad 11 months ago
@TheBerryBad that's not his point. He's acknowledging the fact that pedophiles are online but the internet is not the reason for their existence.
minik107 11 months ago
@TheBerryBad
Way to prove his point. He's talking about censorship, and you make it out like he's making fun of child abuse.
Charmolution 10 months ago 4
Weaaaaaaaak. The guy has never listened to a child abuse survivor. Ask any 12-16year old who uses MSN messenger the weird shit they come across. Ask them how many Cam2cam requests they have had from adults. What a prick
TheBerryBad 11 months ago
I´ve seen cook fingering with a screw driver but never child porn...
elmaxidelsur 11 months ago
The audience might be uncomfortable as fuck but I'm laughing my ass off. People are so fucking sensitive, you can't even joke about some shit without people freaking out. Everything he said made a lot of sense to me.
theblueo1 11 months ago 3
@theblueo1 I think the problem is everyone has been so brainwashed my the media, certain topics feel so off limits people don't even think about them. Just the mention of child 'stuff' makes people uncomfortable regardless of the context. The heckler is the typical person who knows what is wrong but doesn't know why, just reacts automatically based on brainwashing.
retread01 11 months ago 39
"You get into one good fruitless coke-yank, where you're all fuckin' gacked up, and you're beatin' off till the band plays. I mean, you're not going to finish, that's a cold dead eraser in your hand, you can't even feel it. You punch it in the face and you can't feel it, but still you waste two hours taking the skin off the fuckin' thing..." - Doug Stanhope
What an interesting set of unconventional euphenisms. XD
neoYTPism 11 months ago 2
Come and see this fella in Liverpool at St George's Hall on 6th April.
goalmachinegoater 1 year ago
@goalmachinegoater Or in Bath on the 3rd
kirbyc2 11 months ago
So Fucking Funny!
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 1 year ago
we should give some of these priests myspace profiles.
minik107 1 year ago
doug was on fire that night
ElectricIndica420 1 year ago
>pro child porn joke
>nervous laughter
Cakerolled 1 year ago
Haha lol @ the child pornography parts
bigfella1111112 1 year ago
92 people either don't understand the points he's making or are FOR unjustified government control of the internet and double standards about crime
KilluaXIII 1 year ago 3
I cant find good porn.
Clownspike77 1 year ago
91 people think everyone wants to fuck their kids.
LittleEmoBoy001 1 year ago 2
wait so possession of child porn is illegal ? aND watching it is also illegal?
DbozenD 1 year ago
Typical Mancunian bellend heckling the most obvious dimwitted shite, I'm from Manchester before anyone gets all up in arms
mrkristoff 1 year ago
Your the man Doug, thats how you do stand up!!!
brassyuk 1 year ago
This is one of the best rants since George Carlin... who would be proud of this!
brianpadraic 1 year ago
What was the guy in the crowd yelling out? I couldnt understand any of it
gbain7 1 year ago
@gbain7 "Yer sick mate, sick! Fuckin' pedo!" and then Doug mimicks him and his Mancunian accent with hilarious results!
tcvicesquad 1 year ago 5
@tcvicesquad I see... No sense of humour then...
gbain7 1 year ago
Fear-mongering is such BS! It is a distraction from real issues like war, poverty, social injustice, et cetera.
brianpadraic 1 year ago
I just wish I could've seen that asshole being put down some more and then getting escorted out.
FuckSlice 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope is the best comic alive. Support him any way you can and spread his name!
KilluaXIII 1 year ago 213
@KilluaXIII Best comic alive, but the best comic "ever" is the late Bill Hicks.
BrettDixonMusic 10 months ago
@BrettDixonMusic hicks made brilliant points on certain topics that no-one else could. but so did carlin and stanhope. they are very different essentially. so if you make an hour long best-of-compilation of each, you wouldn't be able to rate them because it's just different perspectives from the pinnacle of social commentary and wits
KilluaXIII 10 months ago 4
@KilluaXIII
im sorry to inform you but his house is colored multi-colored bright colors like its out of dr suess and looks like the ideal place to lure children to fuck.
RickyChavez 9 months ago
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witchbl00d 8 months ago
@witchbl00d dude's pretty good but try saying the same after you've watched stanhope's "Deadbeat Hero" show or listened to his "Something to Take The Edge Off" audio cd
KilluaXIII 8 months ago
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witchbl00d 8 months ago 2
@witchbl00d WRONG! Youw anna know how I know you're wrong? Because for each dumb jerk off who says Doug Stanhope has no timing or delivery , another equally dumb jerk off says he has the best timing in the world. So...either delivery and timing is a matter of opinion (in which case stfu and go watch Louis CK) OR nobody has any idea what the fuck they are talking about. Have a good day.
JovialEel 7 months ago
Flids are babies born with deformed (usually very short) limbs after their mothers took a medicine called thalidomide. Flids haven't really been born since the 60s as thalidomide is now banned.
Politically correct assholes are trying to even suppress that word now and Flid porn sounds hilarious.
CvijaFaQ 1 year ago
@CvijaFaQ Ninety-one people with no sense of humor didn't like this one bit. LOL!
brianpadraic 1 year ago
haha he burned that fool WITH a joke
ivangonzale2016 1 year ago
this guy is fucking funny,
evilmurderproduction 1 year ago 69
yeah.. they push fingerprinting now on our schools so only kidds can get in..
hahaha.. like any pedofile has actualy ever came to a school to give candy to kidds :DDD
all pedos are at facebook :DD
zajepala 1 year ago
He's just like Jello Biafra lmao(:
kingxskippy 1 year ago
Cock fingering (the thought of!) brings tears (of pain) to my eyes... Read about it but no way could I see something like that... OUCH!!!
nickthelick 1 year ago
i want him to come to amsterdam
nelsboom555 1 year ago
He's got a point. I've never seen anything related to child porn, on the net.
CanineFaeces 1 year ago 5
Stanhope is FKN Awesome!
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago
What if you watch child porn because you find it hilarious? Lol
canesrule96 1 year ago
COCK FINGER WTF?
DrQxx 1 year ago
Bravest comic I've ever seen. Fucking class.
fearsomestmoocow 1 year ago 2
Uh, Mr. Stanhope, a video of an *actual* murder *would* be illegal. Did he really think that these horror movies were real?
SalientK 1 year ago
@SalientK so with that logic you're saying "staged" child pornography would be ok. As long as the naked kids are performing sex acts on non humans models or vice versa, that would be ok? you know, that way it's not real.
aCuntTookMyName 1 year ago
@aCuntTookMyName Uh, yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't know why my previous comment was marked as spam. I just poked a huge hole in this guy's "logic."
SalientK 1 year ago
@SalientK lol you really are thick as a brick wall. but may be you should be poking some other hole-it'll be more fun.
aCuntTookMyName 1 year ago
@aCuntTookMyName You say that without any basis for your argument other than "lol." Why should I take you seriously? All I did was poke a major hole in his routine. I know it's just a comedy show, and I'm not holding it against him, I'm just saying. Now all his fanboys are getting all pissy about it. It's really not that big of a deal.
SalientK 1 year ago
@SalientK i poked a major hole in your argument but you're not seeing it. it's not big of a deal, just funny :)
aCuntTookMyName 1 year ago
@SalientK I've seen murder videos before...They arent hard to find, and I've never been told that you could go to jail for watching one. Wasnt there a couple of sites you could go to that would actually show it? Wasn't facesofdeath one of them? So maybe you might need to do your research, all though I might too, but like I said, I've never heard of someone being arrested for watcing a video of someone being murdered.
CChissel 1 year ago
@CChissel
Umm, are you a sicko?, lol.
kingxskippy 1 year ago
@kingxskippy Nah man, I was never one to actually go to the site, i was just showed things on it by some people I knew. Besides, watching it on a screen is nothing like actually being there, it's pretty fucked up.
CChissel 1 year ago
@CChissel I've actually never thought of it that way before. You don't usually get arrested for watching videos of other crimes, so I can sort of see your point now. But once there is a big enough market for something, the demand perpetuates the crime.
SalientK 1 year ago
My new favourite comic. I mean, who else talks about cock vibrators?
smrt606 1 year ago
I'm so high right now, i have no idea how i got to this video or who the hell this guy is, but he is fucken awesome.
DyingxWish92 1 year ago
Doug was terrific at his recent Orlando show on November 11th. That was money well spent! I bought the 2 CDs and 2 DVDs of his I didn't own, too.
pmarfuta 1 year ago
This is fucking epic!!!!
b1gr1g 1 year ago 5
Stanhope is his own animal, no comparisons should, or need to be made.
He is the man today, that's all that matters. No one comes close to him.
He lives a life all his own and tells us what he remembers, that's a true road comic.
Glad he is here, never seen him live, yet. But that day will come.
mayall43 1 year ago 5
Just moved up to manchester, can't wait to get down the comedy store! saw it on the train today and almost shat my smalls. Say hello to my new local.
Childrenofbodom7 1 year ago
@Childrenofbodom7
When is his show man ? i'm definetely going to go
madlaughstudios 1 year ago
Stop mentioning other comic in Stanhope's vids. It doesn't show that you're a comic connoisseur. It just shows that you're a name dropping suck ass. Doug is Doug. Stop comparing you inane retards.
PixelPariah 1 year ago
seeing him tomorrow night in Orlando
kevin1117spencer 1 year ago
My favorite Stanhope line, "Jesus died for your sins. I never got that. One thing has nothing to do with the other. It's like saying, 'I hit my foot with a shovel for your mortgage'. Almost pissed my pants on that one.
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 65
@MrBeauElliot What about "Being :married doesn't mean anything. It's just like 'you're IT! but you can only be it with 1 person at a time"
hufclufc 1 year ago
@MrBeauElliot haha where and when did he say that? i cant find it on Youtube.
minik107 1 year ago
@minik107 it's from "no refunds" (among others) but i don't think that bit is on youtube. doug says it's not illegal to download his shit 'cause he's alright with it.("you probably downloaded it from the internet, which is ok but don't talk shit on top of it" -doug stanhope) so just get all his shit from piratebay
KilluaXIII 1 year ago
@MrBeauElliot Not to mention, if this jackass died for our sins, why do we then need to "accept" him and all that shit. Doesn't his dying already take care of that? Religious people don't think. If they did, there'd be no more religion.
PirateEyepatch 1 year ago 5
haha i fkin LOVE Doug. Yeah i liked Kinison, I REALLY liked Carlin and i LOVED Bill. But Doug is THE SHIT. People are so PC nowadays. If he had been more recognized back in the day he would the subject of controversy and possible change. But now he falls into the background because it's all considered "shock humor". Doug is not just shock humor. bleh. not even worth finishing the comment, either you get it or you don't.
guanxingpingyu 1 year ago
What did the pedophile say when he got to heaven?
Where's baby Jesus?
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 4
Talking about pedophiles while dressing like one lol.
Sparklespmm 1 year ago
DRIVE THROUGH THE HAY FIELD!!!
slica111 1 year ago
Too funny
kingyisthebest5 1 year ago
I've never done a shameless plug like this before but wtf, here it goes...if you like this stand-up bit & you also like Bill Hicks, visit my channel. I upload stand-up comedy on a regular basis.
andyrooney11 1 year ago
I find it kind of disrespectful that he's dressed up like Sam Kinison, but he's pretty good.
bigdjindustriez 1 year ago
RoFL for REAL... when he says "cuz you find it... HILARIOUS?" I really did almost choke on my drink..
lesidhe 1 year ago
Wow this guy is pretty boss. I'm definitely going to watch more of his shit. Thanks for the upload.
afrojayjay 1 year ago 3
i still havent been brave enough to search cockfingering.... im scared. ive seen a guy get his head cut off, a jar smash inside someones asshole, three old men going fucking at it!, midget porn,a guy get killed by getting beaten with hammers in the face, double vaginal double anal but i dont think im ready for cockfingering
khazal12 1 year ago
@khazal12 it is the next level
how about actually doing it not watching it?
Ziniho0608 1 year ago
@khazal12 Double anal is actually kind of romantic compared to cockfingering.
allaboutdmagic 1 year ago
@allaboutdmagic stabbing someone in the face is more romantic than cock fingering.
khazal12 1 year ago
@khazal12 maybe in a classical italian sense.... =D
mattybock 1 year ago
Fuckin Pedo!!!!
mrgimp420 1 year ago
bill hicks wishes he was half of what doug stanhope is. oh wait bill hicks cant wish!
CaptainNensho 1 year ago
Back in the 90s child porn WAS posted on sex forums etc.
It was what lead to 'moderators'. Most forums in the earlier 90s didn't have moderators.
I have no problem admitting I saw KP on those forums (by accident - spammed the forums). Those computers are LONG since gone. But there were KP websites and images for sale in the early days of the net. 100% guaranteed. Now not. And a god thing too.
OzzyPatriot 1 year ago
what a legend
therealdjcammONUTUBE 1 year ago 7
This man is genius
Cepical 1 year ago 7
I love Stanhope.
dondee500k 1 year ago 5
I wish I could give a standing ovation, but when I was clapping it was because I was laughing so hard I couldn't make any sound so I was clapping like a retarded seal.
japanesecowboy14 1 year ago 6
Hahahaha
ACE
BestivalFan 1 year ago 2
The best comedian still alive. Doug you are one epic dude, keep up the good work. Greets from holland, and when can we expect you back in Amsterdam. Lets smoke one for the cause.
echtwaarisdatzo 1 year ago 4
amazing
benmuzz 1 year ago 2
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE TOE HEADED BEAUTY HAHAHA
THEUNOTE 1 year ago
bill hicks wishes he was half of what doug stanhope is. oh wait bill hicks cant wish!
CaptainNensho 1 year ago
@CaptainNensho :S did you actually just say that...?
willspock 1 year ago
imagine hundreds of years ago, Doug talking about the inquisition or the world being flat... they would have killed him. Screw people who think Christianity has evolved enough in 500 years to be right about everything.
damnitblah 1 year ago
I just heard his Acid Bootleg stand up. Easily one of my favorite comedians now.
Jarance 1 year ago 2
84 people are who have watched this videos are child pornographers.
kyle2point 1 year ago
wow... that was the first time a gave a youtube clip a standing ovation.
chocomunky128 1 year ago
LMAO! This is my new favorite comic since when I seen his special on Showtime. That was classic.
doscentoskay 1 year ago
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LOL calls midget porn Comic relief porn this dudes funny
GodHasAids 1 year ago
Gonna see him in London cant wait he is awesome! One of the best Stan clips
asspi100 1 year ago
One of the best Doug Clips...Superb
asspi100 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope will be a guest on The Bob Rivers Show today, August 4th, at 7:35 a.m. Pacific Time. Tune into KZOK 102.5 FM Seattle or stream audio and video at bobrivers[dot]com
TheInternSarah 1 year ago
He is a FREAK'N Genius. I hope he doesn't kill himself like every other good comedian. And I mean *EVERY* good comedian OD's. You name'm, they OD'ed. Maybe Doug has tried, but his tolerances are SO HIGH that NOTHING can kill him at this point?
ThereRLG2006 1 year ago 3
@ThereRLG2006 I think he prefers to slowly drink himself to death.
makosn 1 year ago
Fookin' pedo!!
drbrunch 1 year ago
@drbrunch FOOKIN SICK
CursedExistence 1 year ago
love the first line "are my myspace friends here?.....i know it sounds gay n shit!" hahahaha
1608Nikolai 1 year ago
you know what a fun drinking game is that gets you wasted really quick, go to google news and search for "porn" and everytime you see an article about some dude getting busted for child porn you take a drink.
Fry1077 1 year ago
Saw his act on The Comedy Network in Canada a few months ago. Really took me by surprise. Great show. He's my favorite stand-up in recent memory.
coktoe 1 year ago 2
Funny as hell, but he looks like a fucking loser walking around smoking and drinking, like a derelect fuck.
meccaturbo 1 year ago
@meccaturbo derelect?
BAnders2319 1 year ago
Wanna go see him now :)
Marcelloooful 1 year ago 14
flipper porn?? lol wut
COCOPUFF093 1 year ago
awesome dude...fuck all the safe comics out there
koito22 1 year ago 52
@koito22
thats true. nigger
YahIDontKnow 1 year ago
doug stanhope is fucking hilarious, but the thing I dont really like about his stand up is he kinda stutters or something I dont know, and that kinda bugs me, but hes fucking awesome
Fry1077 1 year ago
one month till I get to see stanhope live! I'll get to see a great before he kicks the bucket. Don't fucking die anytime soon stanhope, if you do, die after my city so my ticket stub is worth something after.
lifesblood 1 year ago 2
this guys a good standup. hope he doesnt die soon.
gcmb3790 1 year ago 28
'it sounds gay as shit.' Hmph. Did he really have to ruin it all by being homophobic? :/
captainpanic08 1 year ago
@captainpanic08 how the hell is "gay as shit" homophobic?
NickKlotz04 1 year ago 2
@NickKlotz04 Do you really not understand how a gay person could be insulted by hearing something being described as 'gay as shit'?
I understand that Doug Stanh