Hospital Fashion Photography Shoot after 132 days in Quarantine

[sadiez321]

lmfao I love u! so funny and hot!

[photographe06]

Hi. I'm touched by your videos. I discovered your channel thru the Bondi Hipsters, but your ordeal at the Hospital and what you made out of it is extraordinary - and inspiring. I'm a pro photographer and was laughing at what you made out of this. Thanks!

[VirgiliMadej]

make money online! no skill just patience /watch?v=BMPhsRN19Ms

[GayleCmiel]

must see live hackbook trick /watch?v=Fd0di5HFboY

[global001]

Hey Christiaan, I think you wrote something about making videos appealing to your gay fan base and I commented in favour of it however just to let you know although I'm gay videos with all the camp effeminate stuff do nothing for me. Remember not all your gay audience are big nellys. Thanks. :)

[linkinscooter]

You should have a Dutch accent in this video because your name is Dutch :)

You once replied to me that your grandparents lived in the Netherlands or something? :P

[madbarch]

I'm having trouble trying to write down how amazingly super transformerheadwearing-bananab­owtiesporting-eggandgravyeatin­g-ukelelecrowdplaying-moocowdr­essing you are! You have been through a rough time with TB and now you are unstoppable! I think that you are the bees knees and have made some truely rad-pants videos. Thankyou for putting a smile on my face.

[daamqc]

Seriously, some of those fashion shots show true life and edge. There is some real talent going into these videos.

[daamqc]

Wow, it's been a while since I laughed this hard to a YouTube video. Hot dude. Needs to work on his runway walk, though. Lol.

[ahmednabil]

i have a friend who was in solitary confinement for 120 days in a military prison,in a room where he could not stand straing , he could not even sit straight , without a bed ,they made him crawl into it and four months later they let him crawl out of it .

i just thought it might help you to know that , i dont think i would take this the way you are (or did) , i cannot tell how you would react to me telling you this story ,but just know i have good intentions .

[jajusmeer]

fuck waisting time

[11BARMAN]

This is AWESOME I love the colection:D

[buttaflyz17]

haha! you are such fun

[Werebraindead]

You r so crazy boy

ur enrish velly goot

I rove der vay you verk der garments.

Rook out Donatella Versace der is a new bitch in town : )

[lp158605]

haha these videos are great...I cannot stop laughing!

[jep522]

Aside from being quite a little hunk, you're also marvelously creative.

The videos are brilliant.

[cesarinpe]

that's really mind-bending. I like it. It has something interesting anyway as it turned someon on to somebody....

[Richi168]

LaughedMyAssOff it reminds me of BRUNO ^_^

Best part with the glowing dick :)) LoL

[Diana4yoo]

"Its the fking fashion infinity" BAHAHA

[DillonCallaway]

I love how you portray a gay man! You are really hot!

[lekristajojo]

Lol~~~~~~

[MegDellaa]

this was awesome lol :D

[MrSwiftNinja]

You are so awesome for doing this in the hospital. You make light out of your sickness.

[Raxerm]

To let the big ox show its feathers O_O?

[iRskeezy]

@Raxerm peacock, not big ox. :)

[xsultrysongstress79x]

When will VanVuriani's collections be available in the U.S? I am dying here. And since i do not have a package, but instead other lady parts, how exposing are these gowns? I like to flash a little side boob every once in a while, but i AM a lady too.

[tenewebber]

"Ohhh Myy God", You are awesome.

[lprm1982]

you are hillarious :-) hope u doing better cuttie

[patyrc76]

You deserve a TV show. You're hilarious!

[buserguedes]

hehehehe good job! It's cool to see how your skills developed while ur were in there, man you've really made something out of your time in quarantine.

"it is the garment that demands it of him (...) to let he peacock show its feathers"...

Feel so sorry for your teacher that got blinded...

[RetroLuv04]

These should be the new fashion in hospitals... :O Lol jk.

[0charely0]

3:28-3:38 LMAO thanx my day has gone much faster i hope ur better

[trapezebear]

Hilarious. And add me to the list of guys who wish you were gay, mate. ;-)

[drzejmsbuond]

that was funny!

:-D))

[Memmafy]

Christiaan, not all the nurses are troubled by the noises from your room. It gives me great pleasure to nurse you!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[lprm1982]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren you are hillarious :-) hope u doing better cuttie

[lprm1982]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren you are hillarious :-) hope u doing better cuttie

[Malcos68]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren If I had that much time on my hands I think I would have gone barking!

[desertmanofthehour]

oh MAN....GREAT PACKAGE i MUST SAY

[UniversalLifeEnergy]

laser brilliant .. more "borat" than borat ...

[iRskeezy]

Thank you for the close-up of your junk. I thoroughly enjoyed it. ;)

Also, I'm glad to hear you're no longer coughing up chunks of your insides.

<3

[punkit743]

You must go hours without seeing any doctors or nurses when you can spend all that time creating your fashion masterpieces. Or do they open the door looking bewildered and say "sorry...wrong room", time for quick exit.

[valermeow]

I love you.

[dustin1231]

i want to thank you for this one... my boss walked by 2:11 and now thinks i"m gay.. Ha yet another great vid.

[belllinda]

"Controversy is such a sexy word, you know." haha

[wtfisthisify]

I don't needs to go to school to learn good englises either! Gets well soon.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@wtfisthisify Thanks mate!!

[gingerhipster]

So. freaking. cool. I love your humor! Stumbled upon your vids on Israeli tv last weekend and was hooked instantly. You should be so proud of yourself (such a granny thing to say, eh) ,turning such a difficult experience into something this positive. That, and putting a smile on so many faces! I'm a med student, and I wish I was your doctor, seriously. Get well soon! (*hands you a virtual balloon*)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@gingerhipster Hahahaha... thanks heaps for that balloon!!

[desertmanofthehour]

Baby..you are so much hotter than Brad...

[claire88ity]

Hey VanVuriani, your Macbook FX great! Or didja get that ray of light from Madonna darls? LURRVE IT. So when is more drag outifities coming to your man package? do play doctors n nurses while you've got the equipment there! Kinglake says HI OOMMGG, Vic

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@claire88ity Hahahaha... Nah, I haven't played doctors and nurses YET. We'll see though... Got some friends of the female variety who are going to mask up and come in to help with the next video...

[thenoirkid]

brilliant man!

I cant believe you are still in there

Keep fighting the side-effects!

We all love these vids.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@thenoirkid Cheers mate, thanks so much for watching!!!

[docomoface]

this video is fucked up......good job!

[desertmanofthehour]

i WOULD LOVE TO BITE YOUR NIPPLES CHRIS....

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@desertmanofthehour Wow...

[cockyinct]

The Penis glowed like this because: 'TB phones home' - It happens when a Fully sick Extra Terrestrial gets excited! You're from another planet man!!! YOU ROCK Christiani

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@cockyinct Hahahaha... My pack is from another planet!!!

[MisterMovies]

Meant to say - Posted at Back2Stonewall (Damn typo) dot com

Christian is becoming a sex symbol!

[MisterMovies]

Posted at Back2Somewall

Christian is becoming a sex symbol!

[NRG123k]

MAN WHEN ARE YOU COMING OUT ?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@NRG123k I am hoping to be out sooner than later, but we'll see I suppose... At the earliest possible time!! Hopefully before the end of June

[binarystarcomplex]

Oh man your vids are getting better and better :)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@binarystarcomplex Thanks man!

[ciran042]

Oh snap, going all out with the special effects

OOMMGG

[Dayaftereffect]

oh my gosh, you were wearing skinny jeans! D': lolololol

Loved this series of videos.

[pwnedforlife]

its the fucking fashion infinity,

an inter-deamon wanting to burst out of my genitals and cause some havoc

[TheElijahsmantle]

And now and now and now and now and now lol. There is controversary of whether or not we used photoshop for our models. I deny these claims. 'Controversailly' haha that was really funny. Oh and the other one you said, My face looks beautiful like movie star. And my abs looks strong and masculine. hahaha very hilarious lines. You would do well in the Australian Fashion show. They should consider nominating you hahaha...

[MeansDarling]

O-O M-M G-G!  LOL

[musicsaveslives72]

you are hysterical!! and sexy ;)

i hope you get well soon!!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@musicsaveslives72 Thanks very much for watching!

[StephanieJosephine]

loved the glowing penis picture. you look hot.

[ronbrown2005]

ROFL. This is so Freakin' Funny. WOW. I needed a great laugh on a Saturday morning. ENJOY.

[DougFM1962]

"It's the fucking fashion infinity!" Another good one Chris!

[LadyxLavender]

Ohmygodsalot, lol. Very good =)

[RockOnSanita]

o-o m-m g-g this video was like my freaking favourite

[ihearttheplanet]

lollypop man ftw!!

[Simlar96]

Wth this is awesome! XD

[anerisgreat]

Oh-Em-Gee

[luvgymnasticsgurl]

Hilarious, dude! Loved it. :-)

[jimmyrocks655321]

Brilliant display of accents, Chris! Yet I fear that you may actually be going quite mad. The Quantum Lords can't win! FIGHT THEM ! DON'T LET THE JOLLY SWAG MAN DOWN!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@jimmyrocks655321 Hi mate... I've been mad for a while, this whole experience is just elevating the level of madness, and placing it under a microscope.

[LoLFlail]

more songs you rock

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Penis glowing..it happens :) Beam me up eh!!

[TheJenniferferfer]

Thankyou, you are the original leg end! It's funny, I can't pinpoint Clarence's accent either.......but it does sound abit like Paris Hilton doing an Australian straight man doing an Italian-y European-y gay man kind of accent.

P.S Has Sally called yet?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheJenniferferfer Hahahaha... it's something like that isn't it... I didn't really make a specific accent, Clarence just started talking through me!!

[lenkaaskai]

LOL @ 1:26 hahahaha

[nin138]

sooo sexy!hahahaha :)

[fooolio14]

You are fucking awesome bro, I hope you get better soon!!!!!!!!!!

[belanimia]

I must say that I am very very sorry that you caught TB but I am some what less sorry for the fact that it introduced the world to someone that is as kick ass brillant and purely unadulterated awesome as you! Again very sorry about the coughing out chunks of your insides part.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@belanimia Hahahaha.... Thanks, the coughing up chunks of insides bit has passed now, so on the way back up again!!!

[belanimia]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren I am very pleased to hear that! Stay awesome sir!

[2Bgrego32]

NOT THE FUTURE , I WANT IT NOW!!

[Maryangel24]

this is so now that now hasn't even happend yet! xD

[ShallAnnDara]

absolutely fabulous.......... dahling

[ottobiscuitheadauto]

lol - - sexy glamorous fashiony magical scrumptuous

[underneathabodhitree]

the fucking fashion infinity lol

[rebeccawesome]

<333

[isaveu]

Is it wrong that 2:00 turned me on ?

[treehugger521]

@isaveu turned me on too, you're not alone. =)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@isaveu Nah. Yeah. Maybe.

[kaan3h]

@isaveu if your a girl.... >.>

[isaveu]

@kaan3h I am but if I was a gay guy I would be turned on as well . I mean come on .. That's sexy written all over the place lol

[isaveu]

That was freaking hilarious ,thank you so much for the great laugh lol

[corkie5555]

hahaha so fucking good

[AtheistBrit]

"This is not the first time my penis glowed like this" ROFL!!!

[Masculinewrestlernj]

LOL

[WillTavlin]

hahahah

[dadaddymak]

lol

[JadeyJenW]

Haha, "It looks much smaller than normals."

[sampson46]

oh. my. god. haha i love Clarence Ohmygodalot! hilarious video! :)

[napalmnacey]

"It's fucking laser fashion!" has to become a part of my lexicon. You brilliant son of a bitch!

[michaelwuhl]

bruno style!

[DeliaR90]

You're so sexy but most importantly you have a great sense of humor! So funny and creative!

[dgo792]

sicke

[ithinkmynameismaddie]

"i deny these claims, controversially!"

bahahaha

[AtomicMrX]

Love it!