Gruen Transfer New Zealand Invasion Ad #2

[wharetuturu]

If auz do invade ,we wil get smoked ,but on foot infantry against infantry ,on our own turf !! Gorilla warfares on for the Maori pig hunters hahahaha ,might even put kaitangata back on the table hahaha

[wharetuturu]

If we do get invaded and war is on ,for whatever brief period that we resist ,me and a couple of the whare-tu-taua boys keen to re introduce the old Maori custom of cannibalism lolz

[TheSlipperyGypsie]

This is classic, I saw this one in NZ a while back. The irony is Australia is pretty much being invaded right now.. by New Zealand citizens ;-)

[ozgday]

Song details (according to Shazam): Eschatology - Skinflowers

[FiftyTonBullet]

pffft....New Zealand is the current generations Finland.

[UnrealPerson]

Oh no! The forces of Mordor are taking over Middle Earth and this time they're not fucking around! D:

[sekailover]

0% Airforce.... 0% Navy.... 0% Infantry....100% There to talk about (LOL)...100% TOO EASY!! ROFLMAOO!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[RaikRhythm]

Two of my friends talking:

"You're not dissing New Zealand again are you?"

"But it's just so easy. It's like Canada for Americans."

[8492171ab]

LOL im a proud kiwi and this bloody funny!

[lachshin]

awww no bro you dont need to invade em eh just give em some fush n chups eh?

[fuelforwar3]

@AustralianAreRacists I think you'll find all the kiwis are already here, anyways, you're a fuckhead, go walk into traffic

[Hotsmoke76]

a dingo ate ur baby and lets just throw another shrimp on the barbie

[fuelforwar3]

@Hotsmoke76 who the fuck calls it shrimp, its a bloody prawn!

[Mindanda]

@Hotsmoke76

IT'S A BLOODY PRAWN

[Inotamarshmallow]

though this is funny

[Inotamarshmallow]

those bloody aussies will get their asses kicked if they try to invade nz. (top secret: we've train the sheep to kill invaders and the seagulls are trained to peck out the eyes of invaders and then theres the keas)

[1414twilight]

hahaha bite me aussies who needs them

[tmtmtmuu]

guys u dont realise the REAL country we need 2 take down the ones who cause all the problems the ones who would lose because they have no education.America

[CityofLight11]

@tmtmtmuu Yeah, lets invade America. The most powerful military on Earth and vital to the worlds stability. Brilliant plan.

Bloody Kiwis ;P

[tmtmtmuu]

i like new zealend as much as i like australia

[SPAZANATA]

Nooooooooooo mah fish n chups!

[Hotsmoke76]

@SPAZANATA we dont say fish n chups .

[fuelforwar3]

@Hotsmoke76 Say six! :P

[Hotsmoke76]

@fuelforwar3 dude im not australian im New zealand rep

[emgee65]

@Hotsmoke76 I'ts fush and chups

[ZacDaMan72]

How Come We Have NZ Army In Pakistan!

[ZacDaMan72]

Aussie And NZ Wouldn't Kill Each other

[Redheadfury]

GUys - The UK only has 200,000 men, not very many, but we'd destroy any of you in combat ;) Numbers aren't everything, training is.

[gofuck4]

@Redheadfury thats why australia would kick your ass... our training is the second best in the world only bettered by the israleis

[stiksoldier]

@Redheadfury and generally australian personell are seen as some of the best trained in the world....

[NZTGI]

This K1W1 says we have an redused size armed forces, WHY?, Whats the use in having a huge military force when the only THREAT to us is the "weather", However The australians are the ones who should be SHITTING themselves, they live in an area where TERRORISOM is right at their door step, Especially when your living right next to the largest muslim population in the world, "SO BE CAREFUL" our aussie neighbours your BRO`S the americans are a long way from you if the shit hits the fan.

[Indianjaine]

freaking hilarious

[selty]

Ohh you sensitive arses! Take it as a joke! We get piss potted all the time don't be so sensitive!

[yomonster12]

we got navy infantry and airforce we even signed a treaty to not invade each others country anzac all the way

[SuperFighter94]

Funny but saddley ture.

[EverySingleBodyElse]

Haha this is hilarious. We would totally be so easy to invade. =D

[LuvNZforevah]

lol this made me laugh (:

im a proud born kiwi,

and all i gotta say is,

i love how australia and newzeland are tight brothers with a good sense of humour (:

[nstibbs]

Where are the sheep?

[GetBentley]

Laugh it up Australia but Rhys Darby kicks the Gruen Transfers arse.

[ducest4]

nz will whipe you aussie fucks no problem. gidday matee!

[Mollarooza]

fush n chups bro

[CaptJackHartness]

What with.. You gonna throw sticks?

[tmtmtmuu]

@ducest4 yeh no offence but new zealend doesnt have much of an army or navy or airforce.u would make a good stand but you would be over whelmed but i do love new zeleand ANZAC all the way

[urinalbushrat]

"What would Australia get from invading New Zealand?"

How about a sustainable and inexhaustable supply of drinking water that hasn't been recycled from someone elses urine.

But then again I'm a bloody sheep shagging kiwi and I'm probably biased.

[arcanesage77]

I never expected that this video would be so popular months after its scandalous release on ABC television.

I'm just glad that the majority of people are not seeking to create discord between the countries of Australia and New Zealand but are taking it as the clever joke it was designed to be and laughing with the intelligent people at the angry racist idiots drooling over their office chairs.

Any complaints? Close your browser.

[crazyjedimindtrick]

Really good lol

[tysonic777]

New Zealand and Australia are God's countries, let the knobs on both sides who were offended by this fight it out, the grownups are too busy enjoying the greatest countries on earth...

[lancedboyle]

@tysonic777 Im with you mate!! best countries in the world, we can take the piss out of each other and compete but touch either of us and you'll have both of us to deal with!

[redday1810]

good on ya loravine!

[sroualdz]

burnt! but be rational, ofcouse they cant defend themselves, but what would you get out of invading NZ anyway? meh, the video made me laugh, so that's really all that counts!

[ld317]

the ring....

my precious...

[LunaWingz]

guys this is from Gruen transfer, you should watch the whole episode instead of just the ads because sometimes the ads are a bit offensive and can be sensitive if they don't know why there's an ad about it. :)

[loravine]

I'm a New Zealander, born and raised...

And this is some funny shit....

[rhysmcgoldrick]

Hmm yeah some people are a bit to patriotic. I would only post a comment if it is something nice or neutral but not offesive. That will just make someones day won't it. Its a super funny add.

[dustpokeland2]

hhahaha ROFL

[AnonymsSnip3r]

Surely someone knows the name of the song...?

[arcanesage77]

I'm sorry, this parody was taken out of an internet download. They do not list the song used. You'd best ask google.

[tysonic777]

It's made up but meant to imitate Forever Young with is used on the most recent NZ ads

I think the the lyrics are

Let's all go to NZ

We can have it all as our land

No planes, no tanks, no navy

Not to rule them would be crazy

[AnonymsSnip3r]

I meant the song at the end.

[kiwitabber]

How could a kiwi be pissed off about this. It's funny as and it's true. Tuvalu could probably invade us successfully

[player1vladimir]

LOL that was great!!! Is this video really made by Australian Goverment?

[arcanesage77]

This video is a prank advertisement shown on "The Gruen Transfer". It is a parody of the New Zealand tourism advertisement. Seriously I thought people could tell the difference between real and joke :P

[player1vladimir]

LOL it was sarcastic i know what it is about a friend gave it to me.

Btw. she was pissed of watching this video because she is from New Zealand.

Do you know are they making videos about other countries I saw only this and the payback.

[arcanesage77]

Yes I know about other videos that have been out, New Zealander's shouldn't be outraged, its not serious. Yes, Australia has a larger army, yes New Zealand has a better rugby team. So what?

The quality and standard of the "Gruen Transfer" is quite high, the jokes and analysis give ordinary people a glimpse into the complex world of advertising.

[player1vladimir]

I am not from New Zeland or Australia. I am from Europe and right now here it is cold really cold any of those locations sound really nice and warm right now.

[arcanesage77]

Well whatever your connection to Australia and New Zealand may be, have a great 2009! Yes, southern hemisphere rocks!! We get to go to the beach at Christmas!

[player1vladimir]

Thanks happy and geat too you too and to all people from the southern hemisphere. And the Christmas on the beach i need to try that once. :)

[ROmnnnmy1]

are u a retard?

[player1vladimir]

WOW WTF?

[gen65743]

racist pig below. sorry what did we do to you? at least we are accepting the vid with grace and are able to laugh at ourselves instead of going all psyco

[arcanesage77]

i was the one who marked that comment below as negative. im australian and i get along with kiwis very well....except at the bledisloe cup :)

we all crack jokes now and then, we're friendly countries and i dont understand why people have to involve racism into what would be a civilised conversation. please refrain.....thnx

[limskee]

its funny that all the kiwis say its funny becuz they try to cover the fact that its true and its embarassing that there country is a joke so they say shit like 'its funny' 'im a kiwi and i find it funny'Go fuck ur self u stupid fucken sheep fuckers. i hope ur country does get invaded and let see if u laugh at that.

[broncosace]

I wonder if the Bush administration has seen this, they might want New Zealand before he leaves office. I mean the other invasions went so well why not?

[arcanesage77]

I'm not sure there's much oil in New Zealand :)

[NeoFalcon69]

You know as a Kiwi I find this hillarious LOL.

Better watchout - our sheep are highly trained.

[nipponbaka]

yeah. BLACK SHEEP!

[dickthedalek]

Classic!!

[AbsoluteAffect]

AHahha that's awesome!

[cnhanxiao]

great stuff! i like it !!!

[stephanie90auckland]

hahahaha love it

-proud kiwi

[throughglass08]

piss funny clip, anyone know that song they use at the end of it?

[ianumeric]

I think it's AC/DC, but as to which...

[prettypatty21]

im a kiwi and i thought it was hilarious to watch coz its true, if anyone wanted to invade us with even a small army, we'd be gone by lunchtime lol!

[ccoraxfan]

Hee hee, this is pretty funny! I'm an American, and we like to joke about invading Canada... only it goes both ways, with Canadians joking about invading us! All in good fun, of course. Life would be dull without friendly rivalries!

[arcanesage77]

Wow this is sad. 17,000+ hits is the most I've ever gotten on a video. Thanks guys!

[limskee]

Its funny the Kiwis find it funny...we all know they laugh to cover up their true feeling. THey know their shit, they just wont admit it. We Aussies can rip u easily. Yeah laugh it up and cover up the truth.

[maxvao]

hahahahahaha..im laughing coz im an australian

[AmbiiBittch]

lol im a kiwi but i love this show and this ad

in school recently i made up my own version for a project and i put up better argumanets than this, but this is truely hiularious

kudos to austalia for the genius

[soulvisionq1]

Hahaha! Thats great!

[earthypig]

love it -- best of aussie humour :D !!

[Kyuss87]

hahaha. Love it

[oceanchange]

Actually we love you people. Why don't we all join up ? With New Guinea too. United States of Oceania ?

[NeoFalcon69]

I'm a Kiwi and find this ad quite hillarious.

Bravo you Aussies for the humour.

[PandemicMadness]

lol go aussie

[unett]

Damn, it's a beautiful place!

[SwankyWanker]

LOL! That was great.

[gunnyranger2]

I'm laying dibs on the red head,when we take over!

[saxonhaste]

lol way a head of you

[peacechild61]

it was a funny vid, clever,for all those who find it offensive just remember Aussies and Kiwis have fought together for freedom in two world wars, Aussies and Kiwis forever,Oz loves you..!

[NFORSA]

yeh come on guys it's just a joke...I'm a kiwi and I think we need to do the kiwi thing and just RELAAAAAAAAAX :)

Bloody smart ass aussies, haha

[Kuschbro]

haha.

oi NZ guys.

i have nothing against you guys. i have a few kiwi mates and they're great.

and your country is great.

but this ad is bloody hilarious.

it's good to see that one or two blokes in here from NZ have some sense of humor.

don't take shit so seriously.

[bolo1718]

well gud on u 4 posting it

[bolo1718]

hey man am frm nz and i thnk tht this is 1 funny video clip luv it luv it luv it seagulls so funny man gud 1 but if it came dwn to u falaz try'n to inavde we will kick u falaz u mite have numbas but we got our seagulls hehehehehehehe and watch out 4 them 100% to u 4 doing thid vid

[arcanesage77]

Thanks. I've got nothing against New Zealand, I just think this ad is funny. I'm glad kiwi's have a sense of humour. I'll watch out for your seagulls!

PS: I DIDN"T MAKE THIS VID, I JUST POSTED IT.

[jazzadd]

no one can take a joke, this is just funny humour that was well excecuted.... lol. just like nz would be if we wanted to invade there. lol!

loved the 0% airforce. with the picture of the seagulls..... hehehe

DJ

[troggie22]

you got no idea zubernz. first it was a joke. second we would just flatten the place with our f-111's, then send in the navy & infantry. it would take us longer to round up all the kiwis that live here now & fuck them off than it would to invade nz.

[zubernz]

to the muppet who posted this vid I would like to say go ahead an try. Not many navys have the amphibious resources to launch an invasion of an isolated land mass. I live in oz an know at the first sign of trouble I would stand side by side with most ozzies to defend our way of life so get real a rather poor taste joke

[arcanesage77]

to the guy who has no sense of humour,

ITS A JOKE. get over it. this is an invasion of NEW ZEALAND so you probably wont be standing by aussies if your defending new zealand. if you think it's poor taste, clearly your in a minority because 24 people think its awesome. if you anyone doesn't have anything nice to say, don't bother leaving a comment.

[imogapils]

Get a life.

[exposednxtacys]

i love this i think it is so funny and im from new zealand i dont know why some people are geting so upset about this obviously they cant take a joke

[5Ttruck]

Well considering the fact that, technically, new zealand (the colony) was orignally part of "new south wales", people who colonised new zealand in the late 1700's are classed as "pioneering australians" anyway, and lets not forget new south wales was a place to send england's criminals :)

[pizzaforcat]

whats the music? sounds like ac/dc

[merrett]

Hahahaha this is great XD

[deejaybags]

this ad is a precursor to a new political party, ANZDT - Anex New Zealand or Ditch Tasmania

personally id rather anex NZ, the people r nice (except some of the ppl commenting lol) and is a beautiful country.. i mean state of australia :-)

love the kiwis

[aurae69]

hilarious. 5 stars.

[limskee]

Oh shit i posted again. wat u kiwis gonna do. Throw sheeps at us? Pff dont make me laugh. u pussies cant even lift them up.

[mike22240]

we lift them up and play rugby with them cos were so tough

[limskee]

Trying to get into people affair. U guys r like the weak kid asking the stronger kid (Australia) for help and talk shit and when ur in trouble ur like blah blah blah were friends with australia u cant touch us. GO fuck ur self u douche fucken bag. I wish we DO INVADE U. I would sign up to fucken kill u all.

[mike22240]

Aussie and NZ used to be good mates. Then people like you took jokes that YOU made got offended by your own joke and started making up a load of crap. If Aussie is the bigger kid their still a kid and you remember that

[limskee]

I fucken hate u newzealand bastards. THink u guys soo good. Lol its funny now that every newzealanders are coming over to australia. Pretty much newzealand will have no option but to join with australia. True what u said our population and shit is higher. But what ticks me the most is that u newzealands government n shit think they soo good.

[mike22240]

Hey Dont EVER talk bad about NZ you aussie bastard. The jokes on us and your the one being a bad sport. Most Aussies I meet are awesome people but unless your joking shut your mouth. Great joke by the way

[merrett]

limskee, their government IS good. It's better than ours. New Zealand has initiative and doesn't mess around when it's time for change.

Australia can't keep up with New Zealand.

And I say this as a proud Australian.

[limskee]

New Zealand is a fucken shit country. Australia can wipe u mother fuckers out any day. Our troops are better trained then ur fucken sheep fuckers. and stop giving me that crap bout ur troops are well train then us aussies. We can bomb u and fucken kill all u mother fuckers and u can cry to ur leader which is a WOMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA. fucken PUSSIES

[Wheresmycarrr]

Wow Limskee, you are really doing a good job of making australians look like a bunch of retards, dont ever post a comment again.

Im a kiwi, and that is a good ad lol but the thing is, australia is so much bigger than NZ, both in size and in population, of course they could take us over anytime they wanted, i think that is pretty obvious.

[mike22240]

I would never cry to Helen Clark. But you are a horrible person. cos NZ is not a shit country and niether is Aussie. Its a shame that both have some shit people - such as yourself

[grant66]

sheep shaggers LOL

[whytedog]

I am a New Zealander and I think the ad is very witty. You can't disagree with the fact that New Zealand has opted for a military that is focused on low intensity "Peace Keeping" and largely discarded conventional war fighting ability.

[RonnieTalamaivao]

Australians are f*cking homos. You can try to invade our country, but you wont succeed. And don't even use that sheep shagger insult, that's f*cken lame.

[Panadawn]

I think they should make the coat of arms at the end official. There's something appealing about a kangaroo with an M-16.

[supernoob3000]

Urrr... take another look mate. Those are AKs that they're holding.

[freakshowfiddla]

Phew, lucky Im dual citizen and much like during World Cup season, mine is a swinging vote - if the Ozzies win: Oi! Oi! Oi! but if the Kiwis do: Aue! Aue! Aue-hi!

(hahahahahaha, that's the funniest ad ever!)

[smeary10]

I think it's funny and should be taken as a piss take. Harmless fun with our closest cousins. That's all. Did I say piss or puss?

[limskee]

LOl newzealand think they a bitg country..trying to get in every1 business and politcal shit..fuck off u sheep fuckers...ur army is shit, ur country is shit, so go fuck some sheep and let the big boys talk. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!!

[jonfeihong]

you retard. the ad was hilarious though.

[Whootirule]

I still like the idea of having the day off. ^^

[piscesangel78]

100% genius!

[eyewrenchee]

There is already just over 1 million Kiwis in Australia now if any one should talk about invasion its them they invaded us years ago.

Wish they would all just piss off back to the land of the long white cloud.

[nucleus187]

only wen you piss off to the country on your orign. and i doubt its australia unless your aboriginal.

[eyewrenchee]

Typical hey bro can't even spell.

[fleeced]

lol... actually, I think it's a good ad for NZ - with a bit of humour thrown in.

[oceancolourscen]

Im a kiwi who has no intention whatsoever of moving to Australia and I think this is hilarious. Anyone who takes offence to this, get a life!!

[lyndal667]

100% ours for taking

lol love it. no wonder they picked new zealand for the ad.. the have a good sense of humour!!

[jinxar1]

Lol

"100% too easy"

[appleglory]

hahah id say it was pretty funny

[gthebrave]

LOL im from NZ.. still find it real funny! Totally mint!

[eyewrenchee]

Stay there.

[23manutd23]

lol. hilarious. im a new zealander and i would be the first to admit we have no airforce or navy. lol genius.

[MelancholyMiss]

Another Kiwi weighing in on this. I seen this on the news and I thought it was hilarious too!!!

[gianstrabo]

Being a Kiwi I dont think its funny at all. But you are right to admit that NZ is better than Aussie, pfft! Nice one mate.

[arcanesage77]

I understand. It's just a stupid joke but Aussies and Kiwi's crack jokes at each other all the time. Good luck on the Rugby!

[warriormonx]

Hey, youse bros just to chill and gut a sence of humour!

[gus2255]

Way to go cuzzy bro. No need to sput chups over ut.