TOP SECRET TRANSCRIPT FROM NSA WIRETAP PROGRAM

[lumpfish99]

BARCA!!!!

[nothingbutdabest22]

bush contacting heaven?

[SouthParkR0X]

ROFL, HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK! :D

[kaelomalota]

Eat shit you fuckin' re-re! If your God were speaking to Bush, he would most likely say,"your ass is mine you damned poser fag. This hit a nerve and being televised,:so to speak; proves That you are a Goddamn moron and have now idea of what you speak"... YOU NEED HELP, AND PLEASE, FOR YOUR LOVE OF YOUR CHRIST, REALIZE YOU ARE AN IDIOT. ALSO, YOU SUCK!

[floridaredhead]

How did you not laugh your ass off when doing this video! This is awesome.

[hypnofan35]

God says blow your brains out GWanker. GWanker says god; Sorry goddy the russians won't be comming to my command bunker, 'cause i gots da nukes and Cheneypants on my side.

[PRIMEx420]

uhm... the Russians are already here... your software development departments are full of us... what's more - we don't care about the pillow fort in your mom's basement... i mean your "command bunker", so rest easy.

[Aubbieuni]

While all this ranting on whether Bush is a so & so type of Christian is sweet, I think the point has been missed. Who cares what brand of Religion he follows? The fact he talks to a "God" about damning and waging war on whole nations of people should be rather perplexing to us. It doesn't matter if he was calling the freaking tooth fairy. This should frighten anyone with a humanistic bone in their body. He/the admin. should go from suspicion to outright paranoia by this nation's good people.

[MickOfThor]

THAT! WAS! A! GOOD! REPLY! and i totally agree.

[kaelomalota]

Why does Christianity fill the religious void? Why is it people can say others are are automatically wrong because they study a different path? How can one religion fill the void between Christ and Satan? Even with spell check,unless capitolized, no one should understand the spelling. TAKE IT BACK!!!!Fuck the mouth pieces and propagandist, Prove the problem!!!!!

[IlluminatiHellaven]

As long as people doesn't understand that the god of the old testament isn't the father of Jesus this world will never have peace.

[giftmitch]

Now the transcript I got read a little different, but I think by the time the shit hits the fan somethings gonna get lost in the mix.

[jamesmorgandavies]

But did he call COLLECT?

Just imagine the LD charges.

No wonder the US is going broke.

[distopiandream]

Please realize that Bush's brand of Christianity does NOT coincide with the beliefs of the early church. Bush is an extreme fundamentalist who has tried to redefine Christianity in order to push his agenda. Not all Christians agree with his beliefs or his politics.

[macdowell423]

There is no evidence that Bush is a Christian. He doesn't forgive, he murders daily, he lies repeatedly, does not admit mistakes, claims he was selected by God to be president, spys, tortures, and bitterly retaliates against anyone who he doesn't like, including endless imprisonment. Is that YOUR idea of a follower of Christ? I'm pretty sure Christ didn't promote this.

[distopiandream]

I agree, and that is exactly what I was trying to say. If you would have read my comment more carefully, you would have realized that I said HIS brand of Christianity does NOT coincide with the beliefs of the early church. All I'm trying to say is that NO I do not believe a true follower of Christ would murder, torture, lie, etc. I would never want anyone to think I agree with the things our president has done or that all Christians believe what he believes.

[thebigbossnahhh]

As long as Christianity even exists people like George Bush will use it out of context.

Just as Islamic Extremists are doing doing the same with the Qu'ran.

Thank God i'm an Athiest (pun intended). ^_^

[LucidQuest]

Q: Mr. President, are you christian ???

A: If you mean that I'm born again in God. The answer is Yes. His God - who's God ??? Bush never says Jesus Christ, maybe he considers him like an hyppie...

[ndbrandt]

Ha HA! I think you're right. "Jesus Christ's love is so pre-9/11!"

[digitalWarp]

Thanks, but no thanks. While you may have put some time into coming up with some imaginary conversation with God over the...phone...it's not very funny. While one may find Bush's stupidity unending and funny; his right-wing religious agenda is not something to take so lightly as to make fun of.

[bludolf]

great viewpoint... Indeed you portray an accurate representation of what bush the puppet stands for.

[SquareElix]

Yip, that sounds like god  : )

[lostorfound19]

then again... look at religion... not much science from that lot is there? the dark ages where ruled by the church!

not to mention the vast abundance of evadence that points to the bible being full of shit.

*fossil*

[OregonDARRYL]

But wait, why doesn't God just contact him through that wireless earphone he's been wearing for years in debates and speeches? That must just be the Rove-O-Phone.

[lostorfound19]

LOL rove-a-phone  they sell those on ebay?

[OregonDARRYL]

With all the people God must talk to, I bet he must have one of those "anytime minutes" cell packages. Nights and weekends free of course.

[PeaceIsOK]

Pretty Good Comedy!

Only 1 more year left for the BUSH WAR ERA.

-Peace

[AsertyDances]

Really. Does God call him on his cell phone too? Is it always during business hours or after hours? This absolutely proves that god exists! Yay, we can trace his calls and find out where he lives.

[heinj98]

He lives at my house. I'll let you talk to him. God: Hello my son. I know you're troubled, but keep the faith. All will work out shortly.

Me: Ok, well, now you have spoken to God.

[heinj98]

Oh yeah, God wanted me to relay a message. Pot is completely safe, and he put it on earth so he could get high before he had to go fuck with that dumbass Adam. It relieved his stress. So, he says it's totally cool to blaze up.

[AsertyDances]

Wow, cool... thanks... I really needed that affirmation... actually, I really did... hummm maybe god does exist at your house, wow. And thanks for the refer remarks, although I don't toke regularly it's good to know that hell does not await.

[heinj98]

God: My only begotten son became the Christ only after he was anointed with oil containing cannabis oil. I put it here for your enjoyment as well as to relieve my own stress with Adam.

Me: See, God's pretty cool sometimes, and I'll tell you this, he sure knows how to throw an awesome party.

[heinj98]

Actually I'm not religious, but God showed up at my house one day and wanted to kick it. He rolled a few blunts and we blazed up. He was telling me the creation story and shit, and I finally had to tell him to shut the fuck up, he was fucking up my high.

[heinj98]

haha, nah, I'm just fuckin around man.  I don't even believe in God.

[SatwaMan]

I give GW Bush and Cheney permission to peep into my life and can certainly kiss my ass if they are so inclined. After that, I will happily kick them in the teeth if that is what turns them on.

[onepeachykeen]

I'm not surprised at Bush's behaviour.Why would God need to use a phone?He's a looney tune.Bush(or whoever he was talking to)took those words right from the Bible.The one about Mt.Sanai,I think Bush thought he was Moses.

[Paranormal999]

Good to see God is as kind as ever, all that love he has brings a warm feeling all over.

Or is that the Nukes !!!!

Can Bush give us the number to God I have a few things to ask it/him or Her ( Don't strike me down....Too late.

As ever great footage.

[ilovesdgc]

wtf of course it is a joke, but hes making a point.

[HeadlessFatLady]

interesting....

[greenbean1984]

you're losing credibilty bra

[sploogersmoof]

i think that was satan. ill let you figure out wich one im talking about:)

[5lodown]

from gods mouth to the ass's ear!!! you trashed me today, he he he! salut!

bisous

[Jinemike]

YEESH! Long-Distance from from God- The Americans will buy ANYTHING!

[lostorfound19]

not all americans are stupid! and its not the stupid ones fault, i would classify the stupid ones as... sheep.

[Spaghettaboutit]

So then Bush is a sheepfucker?

[StarofDavid666]

I laugh at your god!

I LAUGH YOUR SAVIOR!

The Jews Control everything so I laugh at your christian nation!

Go forth and tellith all, I laugh at your gentile stupidity!

[Lucidtomr]

Davis are you joking? Sorry, but I pursue fact, and yes there are facts that Bush is evil and is good friends with Al Qaeda, but I don't know about this man. I think you're making this up

[Aanthanur]

when he really recived that call, lol, it sure was Dick Cheney.

[SuperAtheist]

if christians don't like what bush is saying or doing, they'll just say he's not a "true christian"!

[SuperAtheist]

vote Ron Paul '08!

Ron Paul, the only sane choice in an increasingly insane world!

[Fringe111]

I just love your commentary since I agree with all of it

[talkinturtle]

Great!

[wakeboard77]

Great Vid. Unfortunately most of the Bush supporters beleive Bush actually was selected by God to run this nation.

[S1Genocide]

Bush is the anti-christ look it up. Arnolds the next anti-christ after Bush. Look it up online or the bible codes.

[momerath42]

lulz:)

[wiskawind]

LOL I love you Davis! (grin)

[gordonbloyershow]

There is no ILLEGAL wire tap program. Congress passed the program. It is not illegal.

[naaf89]

Courts have ruled against it later.

Additionally, the Congress's approval means nothing as they also gave this president unconstitutional powers.

[sploogersmoof]

illegal by the constitution. of course, the administration dosint give a crap. im curious, has anything good come of that thing?

[lostorfound19]

lol thats true... but the LAW is the constitution. everything else is an admendment.

[eligarf]

sad but true

[ddrmegamixer]

Not one of your better video's but highlights the fact that a main world leader is on a mission from God. I watched a video about the US media and government relationship and it would seem it's a good one a little to good. Their is an easy solution don't watch TV then they will eventually go bust.

[AlterEgoTrip]

This only proves what I already knew... an experience I had on the internet in 2003-4 led me to a group of people who said that the president was "fulfilling the word of God".. it was a strange group of people attracting and cultivating young people via a dream site.. their tactics seemed very "MK Ultra" so does this here...

[nbwulf]

Odd.

[stephenhecht]

Davis, I am a subscriber to your series of you tube videos. I find them interesting and sometimes informative. I follow the news whenever possible, but sadly i have to say this is the single dumbest and most unprofessional video you have ever produced. Don't produce anything like this again. NO MATTER HOW REAL IT IS. Don't make me unsubscribe, because if this is a new direction your show is headed towards, I'm not going to watch anymore.

With utmost respect,

Your viewer.

[davisfleetwood]

Luke 21:20-24

But when you see Jerusalem surrounded by armies, then recognize that her desolation is at hand..... because these are the days of vengeance, in order that all things which are written may be fulfilled. Woe to those who nurse babes in those days; for there will be great distress upon the land, and wrath to this people, and they will fall by the edge of the sword....

[stephenhecht]

We already know bush believes he is in direct communication with god. Making a parody out of it is not what many of us have come to see. Most come to see informed opinions on important topics. This is a repetitive video on old information, and thus unprofessional.

[eligarf]

@stephen

dude, do you know how many people DON'T know the truth? give DF a break and use your sense of humor. professional? hafirginhahaha. Your political correctness and professionalism might do some good in Burma or Darfur.

[eligarf]

what about Sunday worship?

[lostorfound19]

no no you dont understand... bush thinks he got a phone call from god...

aperantly the voice has a very simular resemblance to dick (less) cheney... and that the white house intercom was used...

as far as i can tell our soldiers dont have swords, they have knves... but i havent heard of any stabing deaths in a very long time.

[freidabee]

No, that's what I go to the Daily Show for (Okay. maybe I come for that too.) But, I come for the parody as well.

[lostorfound19]

umm  not all of us knew that bush got a god damn phone call (punn intened)

[lostorfound19]

davis.... i'm doing my best here ok... are you fucking kidding? seriously no bullshit if you are fine send me a PM and i keep my mouth shut... but if your not please be explicetly clear...

jesus fucking christ!

i want to hear the audio LOL

[sploogersmoof]

hasnt jeruslam been surrounded by armies since it was built a few thousand years ago?

[freidabee]

While an accent would have been nice, it is all too easy to imagine this conversation between Bush and Lord (In)Vader.

[KakoiDedikuSan]

Whoa...solid. Is that really legit? It seemed a little off-kilter to me compared to your other material. If Bush thinks he's actually speaking to God, he better open his eyes and stop looking beneath his feet...great job as usual, thanks!