I'm Better than Alex

[Cassiefur]

gah!! this was the video that got me subscribed to Matt.....wow! lol i still love it!

[AgEnT117o]

YA TOO SHOULD WORK TEGETHER I WOULD WATCH ALL OF YA VIDEOS

[wandatv480]

Don't hate on shane

[MandaRenegade]

@wandatv480 Why would he? They're good friends.

[boomthehedaghog4421]

anyone else notice that the video of swifty dancing was paused?

[pandacity20]

chop speeled out sounds like she ate yo pee

[SuckOnIt8D]

i remember watching this when i was younger, when it first came out. i used to be so dedicated to watch all of his videos. he's so different now..

[izziebella7]

Lovin the hat!!! lol x

[ARaNDOMPaNIC728]

I<3 you swifty babess

[mIzzpImpjUIcE1]

DOWNLOAD sooo ketchy..............

[qtswimmer11]

cho-p haha, cuz that works...

[macadam96]

If he were on little house on the prairie I would've actually watched it

[IslaIsHotToTrot]

press 0:27 and just keep pressing it after he spells karate amazing lol :D

[AlexanderHeights94]

why does this remind me of jeffree star?

[SquishyKneecaps]

I haven't heard this in forever! <3

[EmmaH697]

When he spells 'chop' I was reminded of the IHOPnes joke from one of his Ask Swiftys! XD

[Ay00y]

@shanedawsonluv12 that's why i'm watching it again :S tehe :P

[swiftlotusdragon]

free song start replay button 0:21 and SOOOO HOT @ 0:28

[swiftlotusdragon]

Replay button 0:00!!

[AlexVonVanity]

he looks hot. anytime and all the time. period.

(:<3

[NootyNought]

now that is stuck in my head! :D

[msmaroonage]

K A R A T E! Hottie hot hot!

[KylieLilah]

which one of them was actually singing? cuz it seemed like it was keeptheheat instead of swiftkaratechop

[rAwRiTsShAdEy]

i watch this video just to see you spell karate. <333

[Jessica95180]

alex is so sexy hehe damn he so create at making sungs and a great singer,

[Jessica95180]

i love alex hes way better butt i lyk the karatechop sung lolz

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

download link please??? ;) or itunes ;)

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

You're adorable.

[SLawliet13]

I love the little character guy...It looks kinda like L Lawliet XD

[eatyourpickles]

so what did we learn today?

that sometimes when you gotta smack a hoe, you smack her with the back of your hand - instead of the front.

lmao

[redneckwoman12345]

Its been OVER a year??

REALLY

[iLuvzzYou]

@xcasper187 Well have you seen your dad.

[Fentoozler17]

that guy looked like a dyke.. until he took his glasses off.

[MrSNIPES11]

is it me or does C.H.O.P sound like She ate yo pee

[iLuvzzYou]

@MrSNIPES11 Yeah. I thought of that the first time it came out.

[baby09hTV]

SHE ATE YO PEE!

[taylorwilliams9080]

yeah I'd tap that....

[EmiStrawberri]

OMG! swifty is sooooooooo hot when he spells karate!!!

full of hotness <3

[OPIobsession]

lmao so im like high right now (on life! not drugss) and u were all like sometimes u gotta smack a hoe with the back of ur hand not the front and i smacked my dog WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND yayayayayayayay! :D

[Yellowpurpleduckies]

@OPIobsession ur dogs a hoeeeee???? lmao!

[TheAbbieEdwards]

omg that should so be a ringtone

[destinyvarner2016]

@TheAbbieEdwards already did it!!

[orison13]

I want tht song on mi ipod and mi fone!lollolololololol

[nunooooo5]

alex is better

[tashamitevski]

omg dat was awsome !

[tashamitevski]

omg dat was awsome !

[mayeahmaya]

god youre so hooooooooooooooooooot!

[TammyTheDevil03]

I love how his head bobs a little when he says E. XD

[Alicethecatlover]

she ate yoo pee XDD

[lllSKITTLESlll]

SOO CATCHY!!

[jblovergirl99]

Starting memorization... NOW! I <3 Swifty!!

[CasparApfelweed]

he can be proud of recording a song with alex.

your not better than alex! ur a victim that thinks hes cool coze of you made a video with him

[pinkbunnyfoo]

@CasparApfelweed IT WAS A JOKE! ! ! !

[TheSharonas]

I couldn't stop singing that all day ! downloding it now ! :D

[SarcasticElehctro]

I learned we must fist alex to make him LOVE US D:

[Alexis6834]

So.. Damn.. Catchy..

Ps, you and alex are both really hot(:

[MickeyJay27]

She Ate Your Pee? Is that safe?

[PwinZessKismet96]

im addicted to your eyes.....they're mesmerising XDD

[107megmeg]

this is forever stuck in my head. damn you swifty.

[DBSKfreek1]

ok... so i found myself wondering. is shane dawson, swifty, is swifty Onision, and is Onision Shane... confuused

[ellie99859]

Espeshely at where he go's k-a-r-a-t-e

[ellie99859]

He's cute

[destinyluvvsyah123]

Sexy at the rap. VERY HOT.

[MrBlor]

press 9 repeatedly to see swifty describe fisting :L

[oreolicious7]

it is soo cute when he raps. its hot. idk if its his accent, his voice, or the way he says it, or everything. but daaammmm

[oreolicious7]

i keep replaying this. its fucking awesome <3

[FunkyOrangePandas]

Shexxyness at k-a-r-a-t-e o.o

[luvlexxful]

Go swifty!! (:

[GirlisSwedish]

Actually I had thought I would write a comment where I said how much I love you and your vidios.

But the message would have been so long that it took forever to read ... so all I really want to say is I <3 you!!!

[sockmonkeyful4]

thumbs up if swifty inspired you to be a badass

[SceneZombies]

I Sang Along. :P

[mrluckleo]

alex ist best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrluckleo]

keeptheheat pwns swity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sina98590]

Swifty pwns keeptheheat.. JSin'. Idgaf if keeptheheat has more subscribers. >:[

[oshiemeg]

is it me or swifty look like comicfire

[TheDeathkngiht]

THAT SHIT WAS REDONKULAS!

[postaldragon123]

You're SEXAH when you say K-A-R-A-T-E :D

[ilive4themusic1]

i was singing this in gym and every1 was like wtf?

[ComputersTechHelper]

keep the heat has more subs than swifty so, yeah

[marlisexd]

NO. enimem is coolest!

[CaLgOn444]

The intro to this makes no sense. I love it. :D

[trollsarefakeandgay7]

You should use the part where u spell swiftkaratechop as your intro!! It would be REDONKULOUS!! ;)

[ALandPALS]

woot for alex

[NinjaBrideget]

I love his face when he spells Karate! But he is always Hott!

[desireebabe96]

REDONCULOUS!(:

[ugforthewin]

stfu

[KrazykidzXD]

long live skc!!!!! AND HE IS PERVERTED IT MAKES HIM AWESOME!!!

[THESEXYS911]

u look hot wen u spell 'karate'

[StepsToSpace]

@THESEXYS911 You mean ; Fucking sexy ? :3

[THESEXYS911]

@StepsToSpace noooooo!!!!!!!! but really really fiinnnee!!!! =P

[StepsToSpace]

@THESEXYS911 Loool; Damn , I'd tap that C: But indeed he is ;)

[THESEXYS911]

@StepsToSpace haha hell yes!!!!!

[StepsToSpace]

@THESEXYS911 >:D And this song is very catchy ^^ ~ Very well done :3 ; And fuck yeah , I would do him any day c.c Tmi? ;-;

[THESEXYS911]

@StepsToSpace ummm a little

haha

[StepsToSpace]

@THESEXYS911 Loool ; Sorry , He's just...so... sexy <3 :3

[RawrMyself]

@THESEXYS911 Hes hot when he spells anything

[camaflougecama]

@THESEXYS911 he always looks hot...

[smexichick97]

@THESEXYS911 correction

hes always hot ;)

[THESEXYS911]

get your hair cut like it is in this vid! so sexy!!!!

[THESEXYS911]

in the beggining of this song u look soo good, i cant stop rewinding and looking at you!!!!!!! lolzerz!!

[WWEsuporterZ]

It's so old.... C.H.O.P. -- She ate yo' pee

[TheAlphaxX]

ALEX is better than swifty faggots

[KatieJohnsonTV]

redoncilous

[KatieJohnsonTV]

love the end you have a look on your face which says:wtf am i doning

[emmabbbO1]

i remember when you looked like this:'), LOVE YOU MATT & ALEX. :)

[icemer1234]

you arent swifty -.-.....

[TheSickHumanBeing]

At least one of the highest rated comments are always about Swifty being hot XD

[Misslipglos01]

@TheSickHumanBeing he is hot!!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Atleast one of the highest rated comments are always about Swifty being hot XD

[UCD101]

@TheSickHumanBeing That's because he is... :P

[CoryBloodNGore]

I had motivation to click on this because my boyfriend's name is Alex... 0.o

[RebeccaSaysWhyNot]

How has this got less than one million views!

swiftkaratechop and keeptheheat FTW!

thumbs up if you agree!

(you should agree)

[rAwRiTsShAdEy]

I WANT TO DO YOU IN THE BUTT SO MUCH XD im a girl>.>

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

Such a catchy song! you should use it as a theme song/intro thingy for ask swifty :D

[RoundhouseKickify]

go swifty!!

[kristasosweet]

Thats catchy xP

[Emester123]

U forgot tha a in kArate

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@Emester123 No, he said it.

[Calicoisawesome]

hehe i like alex better

[marisaxlyn]

ahah, you're straight outta little house on the prairie. :D

[FlawsDontExist]

i downloaded it!! so catchy :D

[yoursuperfunny7]

yaaa.......i think alex is better.....

[wereinfinate4amoment]

it wont let me download the song )':

[Penguinattack517]

Swifty. Is. Fucking. AMAZING! <3

[IJustSneezedSir]

Yo' they call me DSKC? I don't get it. What's "DSKC" mean?

[KenerdG13]

@IJustSneezedSir

Da Swift Karate Chop...just guessed

[IJustSneezedSir]

@KenerdG13 Ohhhhh! God I'm a noob.. Thankss. (: 

[EmmaTholomewPlace]

swifty can really sing omg *----*

[TheMeagMeap]

TUNE! swifty ur freaking epic and hot

[iDontHaveTwitter]

147 people dont know what awesome is

[iDontHaveTwitter]

we have something in common, Matt: we both love this song and you

[TheMb153]

she ate ur pee ha

[TheMb153]

ur hawt when u say karate

[lizzietupman]

"How did this cowboy get more views than me ?" lmao

[KuteShyGuy]

Rock On!!!!!!!!

[Alliebear2011]

This vid rock!!! lol

[Kennethnixionlover]

This song is stuck in my head.

[loopyalpaca12]

@Kennethnixionlover Me too.

[SamafaXo]

u would not suit bein a gangsta lmao

[caseyabarai]

c-h-o-p sounds like she ate your pee lolol.

[1nn0cen7t]

Thumbs up if you tried to search the video at 0:18

[ThatOrangeAlien]

@1nn0cen7t wow, youre dumb -_-

[BrightSidegirl82]

Keeptheheat is awesome! And this song is on my iPod :))

[crazyandcute98]

i love that song i donloded it

[JanuaryBlack1996]

love keeptheheat, and you, and this song!

[TheAssassin900]

love this vid

[AllMonKeyBusiNess]

tht's really catchy lol u should seriously make tht ur theme song :)

[puppyluvlindsey1]

so...effin...CATCHY!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bits35]

This should be your theme song for ask swifty xD

[chocobojay]

@Bits35 I AGREE

[ababaybabe101]

I LOVE SWIFTY dont like keeptheheat!

[jclh21]

Hahaha. It's so catchy!

[mrsmusicaddict4evr]

KEEP THE HEAT!!! :) :) :)

[Beatlesful]

hey swifty i couldnt download the song it says that the file is expired :/

[cutiehaull55]

Also trust me u shld like shave bc u look cuter that way lol

[cutiehaull55]

I'm a dirty wordy birdy girl I AM PERTED

:) lol that was My FAV part:P

[NubbyTheNoob]

at first I was like ummmm...I can kind spell sometimes so whats with the letters then by the end I was like oh yeah and when things got all flippy floppy I was like whoa!

[Beatlesful]

oh my i love ur "gangster" style with the bandana & hair

[XxbrittandsavannahxX]

oh my god i cant want anyone else more then i want you :) oh and *SUBSCRIBE*(:

[XxbrittandsavannahxX]

oh my god i cant want anyone else more then i want you :)

[NinjaMaster246]

i cant stop listening to this video!!i want it on my i pod so i can show my friends

[NinjaMaster246]

Switfy you have a beautiful soul.

[xxMisguidedxGhostsxx]

I've had this song in my head for 5 months!!! (and I love it)

[monkeyman238]

@starscream6785 Degeneration x

[jessycarh]

@SuperShadowlover i do exactly the same thing lol :)

[samandamber12]

Alex is cute and so r u.! Love this.!

[SuperShadowlover]

is it wheird that whenever i have to spell out swiftkaratechop,i sing this song in my head all the time.?! lol.

[TheVotolom]

you look like u did in ur old videos whene u spell KARATE

[chileanconny]

swifty gone wild! LOL

[louiseke007]

You're so fucking hot, can I rape you please?

[darkfrog5]

omg matt ur so cute in this video!

thumbs up if you agree!

(but then agian he is hot in most of his vids)

lolzz

[Palliis]

I like when he does the macarena.

s-w-i-f-t k-a-r-a-t-e she ate yo pee :D