dane cook creepy guy at work

[sk8boardxxtightpants]

not even kidding after i listened to this i talked to the creepy/weird kids at my school XD

[13PunkRebel]

I'll make sure to be armed with a snickers bar when I get a job :3

[mollymooo921]

candy <3

[GreenS7oneGames]

Thumbs down this comment.

[tragic1Kingdom]

He's shapes.

[OctoberFall1996]

He is shapes.

[PandaMagic101]

-hushed, creepy voice- Thanks for the candy

[ShadowconLM14]

I'm that guy.

[Wanjotei]

Is this supposed to be funny?... And no that's not a question, so I am not waiting for an answer jack-ass.

[jman279]

@Wanjotei you put a question mark on it though

[poffo17]

@Wanjotei yea it is

[TheMarc0913]

my names marcus

[Dragon6282]

Nobody talks to you!!!!!!!! Lets go behind the vending was your worst idea!!!!!!! Here's a snickers....... But I very much prefer Butterfingers, remember that.... Lolololol.....?

[Zona737]

BOOM SHF BOOM SHF BOOM SHF..... thanks for the candy..... BOOM SHF BOOM

[SovereignStatesman]

Dane Cook: "There's ALWAYS this creepy guy in the bathroom, everywhere I go-- and when I look at him, he looks back, and when I look away he looks away-- and when I wave, he waves, and he's always wearing the exact same thing as me, but if I'm wearing a logo T-shirt the letters are all backwards, and sometimes I see him in windows but he's more transparent and....."

[AdamWarlock666]

@SovereignStatesman nice one!hahah!

[SovereignStatesman]

@AdamWarlock666

If you REALLY wanna see Dane Cook get fried over a slow fire, check out youtube.com/watch?v=98PCAA2akw­U

[Kovu66]

Thanks for the candy GUY!!!!

[daddyworerbucks]

hey fuck you thedeathofgrace

[TheDeathofGrace]

ya then the guy commits suicide cuz nobody talks to him. thx dane great joke asshole.

[GotZest]

He's like a lavalamp type of individual

[sk8erpunk597]

HE IS SO FUBBY

[glassXmoon]

hehe kind of a fitting story for spongebob and squidward at work xD

[HollowFrame]

Thanks for the candy...

[NickKnockin]

for the 18 people that disliked this... its not your fault you are that creepy guy, you just are

[lolitatiger]

Hes 'Fubby'? what the f*ck is 'Fubby'?

[sonicmariogurl]

@lolitatiger funny

[iinventedthequestion]

is that a swastika on the advertisement

[kadev4741]

I'm that guy! girl?

you better watch your backs

[CelleryLover1]

you mean like Dwight?

[weirdlightsaber44]

Sherlock. Nuff said.

[TheVTP]

This Video Keeps Trying To Go 3_D On Me!!

[craziness38927]

I saw this dubbed over with Hetalia clips...

Hetalia fans: RUSSIA. IS. SHAPES.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@craziness38927

He is shapes... he's not round, though, he's a perfect little rounded rectangle.

[craziness38927]

@GraceTheUnstoppable yes he is XD

[HeartTommyJoeRatliff]

Rachel and I love Dane Cook so whnever someone gives me candy im like "ah.... thanks for the candy"

[Msleb4eva]

i hate how theres just a pic!

[aubawubbetkitty]

I just love his sound effects!!! XDD

[taylordarth]

lol this is great

[evilishan]

To all you creeps!! I have candy :)

[sweetyear2009]

It sucks so bad begin so shy :'|

[invaiderzen]

I'm the creepy shy girl...

Altho, I've gained of a reputation of, if you make fun of me, I'll beat the shit out of you.

[AriaShadoon]

@invaiderzen Woot you go girl kick there asses lol 

[ANeonTiger]

Tejbz

[AnimeParodyPlz]

i dropped out o skool cuz i wuz scred o ths creep then went 2 new skool & his twin wuz there...

[JesusFishJ35U5F15H]

@AnimeParodyPlz We could tell by your use of Z's that you did indeed drop out so you could've left out that part

[danielcroftdc]

haha im that creepy guy at my work except i kick ass and im creepy in a good fuckin funny way

[RandomLuna]

I'm that creepy chick at school xD

[MrMarkphillips132]

thanks for the candy

[XxxVioletGrayxxX]

XD I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

[MrLightninblot]

NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE! ....thats the sound of growing up...

[TheHTAA]

.....thanks for the candy....=.=

[doubledog1976]

17 people are creepy.

[FaithHopeNTrick]

*GAAAAAAASPPPPP* Thanks 4 the candy

[rebprice]

i am that creepy guy...

[TheHTAA]

@rebprice HEY MARCUS!XD

[BurnningSkullz]

huuu thanks 4 tha candy

[KimberlyLorriane223]

nununununununununu thats the sound of growing up!

[LowLevelSaiyanGin498]

huh....there is no guy at......wait... i must be the creepy guy.......i need to buy a shotgun

[NaotoShirogane9]

Anybody else notice that in the description it says fubby?

[shadowyumyum]

i talk to him 2

[96ashleylynn]

i know you love pens:)

[t20stewartfanjg]

Hey you guys wanna get the **** outta the break room?

[akw200]

"MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE! PLEASE!?" XD XD XD XD

[AlishaAnnLove209]

oooo sounds like the apas 12(:

[justkno111]

who else had to click on 3 different videos to get good quality?

[Giratina386]

*GASP* .......... Thanks for the candy...

*Audience screams with laughter*

[XxSeekerOfTheLostxX]

I'm not really a fan of Dane Cook, but this bit is so frickin' awesome and it makes me crack up every. single. time. XD

[lalalala123642]

15 are those creepy guys

[glameowly]

*bang* *bang* *bang* *gasp* thanks for the candy...

[AustinMazenSafadi]

Thanks for the candy...

[akbar009]

Loool " U laugh now but you know that on monday morning you'll be like hey marcus .. how was ur weekend?" hhhhhhhhhh....

[pruitttrey18]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY

[dcs290]

theres an issue 2:45 he said sawed off shotgun and shot 3 times a sawed off only has 2 :) he may have had slight of hand

[dragonfire970]

@dcs290 Extended mag...

[pruitttrey18]

@dcs290 lol nice cod joke my gun is the ak74

[TheJocoserious]

2:37 "PENIS ,caramel. Enjoy that." 0.0

[countrygirl1462]

thanks for the candy....XD that was my favorite part

[Sammyjay29]

"you wanna see it...but you dont..you wanna see it... but your all set.." haha

[doodleM0nster1]

Whenever I hear this joke I think about Dwight from the Office

[HoneyKylie45]

"Lets go up on the roof and breakdance" oh dane cook, you never fail to entertain me...

[jasheballer]

"He's not fat... You can not say he is fat... but he is shapes!" xD

[TheHiralis]

you laugh now but u know monday morning ur gunna be like "hey marus, how was your weekend? what'd u do? here i brought you some pens for your crazey pocket. I know you love pens and i happen to love pens too. we should talk about pens sumday. just sit around and talk about pens, inks, pens, caps i love em.

[JSto2369]

we should talk about pens some day

[kaykaylovie909]

Thanks for the candy :) and shapes?

[TotooLovee01]

lets get behind the vendinq machines....can we please move it ...PLEASE!!

[Briannahluvsgreen]

why am i talking in a such high voice,Its ridiculous, makes sense uuuuuhh!

[poop836]

thanks for the snickers

[CaptainBackwash]

I'm the creepy girl at school ( ._____. )

[TatankaOhitika1]

lmao

[GAKtion64]

@CaptainBackwash giggity. 

[DeadStriker12]

@CaptainBackwash I believe you.....

[titanic9268]

@CaptainBackwash ummmm hey guys wanna go breakdace on the roof please? please?!

[Falloutfan961]

@CaptainBackwash lol I seem to be public enemy #1at my school, sooo almost no one DOESN'T judge me before i can make an appeal

[whitethunder1lol]

@CaptainBackwash hahahahaha

[LowLevelSaiyanGin498]

@CaptainBackwash give her a candy bar and quick

[lookitzmahleg]

@CaptainBackwash ME TOO!!!!!!!

[MakaylaandHeather13]

inks pens caps i love them lol

[BleachyJas]

Thanks for the candy

[CaitlynElizabeth11]

12 people are the creepy workers(:

[21peepole21]

i wonder who the creeper guys creeper is.

[Beautifulgurl46]

"Why am i talking in such a high voice?It ridiculous. Makes no sense." hahahahahahaha

[superkeijikun]

I always knew growing up sounded like getting a mushroom in Super Mario.

[molly1002]

ROFL!! I'm laughing so hard right now!! I love Dane!

"he is soo fubby" <- It says that in the description xD Hehe, Fubby...

[breannapierce]

12 People are the creepy guy at work.

[LilyandSia]

I love the sound of growing up! As soon as he comes in ur like "HEy do u like wanna get the fuck outahere, yeah, yeah ok." lol i love dane so much!

[RubMahSITAR69]

i know 4 people like that that make me concernicus

[CelticCellist]

12 people make me concernicus

[174Twilighter]

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[ytytyt999888]

12 people are...shapes.

[mattakudesu]

i love those shotgun sounds dane makes. they sound so ridiculous.

[Nemisis9483]

thanks 4 the candy

[davgabe]

You just suck Cook not funny at all

[Darby21222]

then when he fking snaps, he comes to work with a sawed off shot-gun. walking through the halls *makes shot-gun noises*, and he finally gets to my office, hes gonna be like *breaths in* thanks for the candy x3 *me: O_O ...*

[xEllex10]

But he is..shapes.

HAHA. 

[hassanx2000h]

hassanx2000h dane cook is really funny,"theres that guy.........

[vgirl120592]

did he say penis caramel????

[11jay11jay11]

@vgirl120592 Peanuts, caramel :D

[vgirl120592]

@11jay11jay11 i know i was kidding

[Believer58138]

hahah i love dane cook :D

[FailDoctor]

He is. . . shapes.

[twinkels44]

be nice to the creepy guy at school or work 

[mjavila12]

ner ner ner ner ner thats the sound of growing up (:♥

[TennyConductor]

0:50 I love how after he's done talking in the high voice, he laughs, and his voice is still high. LMAO

[PleaseDrinkMeAlice]

TURDU, PURR, TURDU, PURR, ....thanks for the candy :3

we should talk about pens someday, ink, pens, i love 'em(:

[Justinvinc]

Nununununununun~

Thats the sound of growin' up :D

[victoria052595]

love thissss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xMelaniex03]

ahhahaha!!!! "you wanna see it! But you don't.... You wanna see it!! But your all set..."

ahahah!!! that cracked me up xD!!!!!!

[Bruce8331]

9 people didnt give candy to the weird guy at work and got shot XD

[Kinkynafnaf]

I dont know this feeling, so this must mean i am the creepy guy at work! GEEZ! i even have the jubilee of pens!

[chocolatforest]

why am i talking in such a high voice?? ......uh!

[taekwondomaster1928]

hes cute! lol =3

[Lorten1986]

He has the perfect orb front ass... "what is that...? its perfect"

[Skighify]

9 People are creepy people at work...

[shelbackaor]

Why am i talking in such a high voice uh!!

[slovakmath]

i cant believe people like him..way too obnoxious and annoying

[iaintso]

he is...shapes

[kiotopler]

hey marcus...

[41monkeyface]

i totally agree he always talks about stuff that actually happenes but nobody wants to notice it. frickin hilarious

[marley420YaBoy]

danes a funny muthafuck man smoke a fatt blunt a listen to this guy funny as fuck

[doob776]

soooo.......when does he start the actual COMEDY. dane cook slaughtered stand up.

[presbarkeep]

the constant zoom in, zoom out of this video makes me sick. fuck this video.

[m16zimboner]

SuperkoolAidman122 is probably that guy. but dont freak holmes. ive got a snickers on stand just by incase this makes u snap big guy.

[SuperkoolAidman122]

how is this even remotely funny? dane cook is the antichrist of comedy

[littleblackwolf12]

thanks for the candy =]

[author0raivin]

i happen to have a jubilee of pens, but im smart enough to keep them in my purse. :D lol, great audio quality.

[MRACDCGUY]

fuby! nice vid

[goldsman10]

haha so flippin true

[codegeassfreak123]

Concernacus!! too funny

[desmodus95]

6 People that watched this video are that person O.o

[buttayhahahaahahah]

lemme just go breakdance on purpose on the roof

[A1EXowns]

Thanks for the candy...

[TheRidiSphere]

HAHAHAHAHAH I know a guy named Marcus, and he;s kinda creepy

[Imgoingcrazy52]

5 Creepy motherfuckers disliked this video.

[SheySheyShadow]

Can i get more vewiers??

Please?

[lilbit902]

i have always been nice to that creepy guy... every single time and I'm very genuine about it! cause that person goes through enough crap and i will be damned if i get killed because i wasn't saying hi. and i love dane cook!

[DavidF89999]

I believe I've been categorized as the creepy guy at work, oh how I love the joys of being quiet in the land of extroverts :T

[digital785]

The weird thing is that this actually works. One person has survived a massacre because they were the only person who was friendly to them.

[MichaelJacksonIsYumm]

I love you Dane XD

your hilarious .

[daguerreotypejfi]

Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years

[xDoeEyes]

hes like a lava lamp...LOL you want to see it but you dont, you want to see it but your all set....hahahahahahahahahahaa!

[RunEsCaPeRNeRd11]

Then come to my office then hes like.....Thanks for the canddyyy lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katherine9997]

Tahnks for the candy hahaha!!!

[dddddd796]

huuuh thinks for the candy



[Styx1992]

the sound of growing up. lol

[mrhjio88]

i was eating a snkersbar when he said thet

[magneum1]

Yes Dane Cook is very fubby

[cheeseface97]

I love the atheist one--

Its so true(FYI im a Christian.)

I hope he becomes a tree so some ssweaty lumberjack comes and chops him down and grinds him up and turns him into paper and PRINT THE BIBLE ON HIM.

[EliteAssassin8]

cool thing is, you can listen to this like 30 times, itl never get old XD