brian regan UPS

[Penguano13]

Awesome and haha

[42crazyawesomeness]

i still couldn't see the NUMBERS!

[Jennykay85]

Calculating weight of objects is actually a useful feature of the Wii fit. Weighing things (including myself) is all I use it for anymore.

[Pantherchick235]

"Yeah I'm too stupid to talk to you."

[kb6263]

actually the girth is the measurement around the longest part of the box, not just width

[487Cindy]

What IS a Gerth....actually?

[mattkletz13]

@487Cindy its width

[shimmyshimmyshy]

"3....GIRTH UNITS!"

[Sophie8949]

one time in the summer my friend and i were cheering for ups and fedX and we said GO UPS to the fedX! XD love this!!!

[paul21mclovin]

i took a calculus class at college this past semester, and one of our homework problems talked about girth. of course, i had no idea how to figure it out, and me and my friends got a big chuckle out of it

[PHotakuful]

150 people couldn't see the NUMBERS!!!

[iambiglucas]

......... Three.

[vraptor1234]

I CAN'T SEE THE NUMBERS!! He must be good at not laughing.

[Bumbles6548]

Mormon people are fine with this it's clean comedy deal with it

[Gdigger10]

He is one fucked up comedian xDDDDDDD

[Gdigger10]

He mean he has 10 BOXEN!

[gaymezsuk]

Thumbs up if you think brian reagan is the funniest person alive.

Thumbs up if you think tim hawkins can only dream of being this funny and tells stupid jokes.

[wrestlerstatechamp2]

147 people are mormon and probably thought this was considered porn

[cpussandfudgy]

Is this guy fucking retarded? 

[cMuRdAx0]

three....GIRTH UNITS!!! <3

[BossSlayer95]

Lol

[DeBoomBop]

"Three girth units." lol

[bottomfeeder73]

Oh, my stomach hurts! LOL!

[biebrlvr16]

3...

3 what....

3 GIRTH UNITS!!!!

[kaosgoblin]

142 people work for UPS.

[WoWsoEPIC]

Not funny

[parkourz0]

My girlfriend said she doesnt like brain regan

we brok- just kidding that joke bloze

[jpnut37]

I love it. Being on the "inside" some knowledge is taken for granted.

[courtdog13]

I still can't see the NUMBERS!!!!! XDD

[MachiavelliRuthless]

We can't weigh the dislikes to the likes on a scale because it covers up the NUMBERS!

[ch72105]

Threeeeee.... GIRTH UNITS

[WolfTheAlpha]

X_X I have to wait for him..in two months.

[00Revelation]

goin to see this guy in a month im so freakin excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexyranmachick]

this vid, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[pmorin13]

@chrisoppedal I think he means Bryan Regan is ripped off because he deserves to be more popular than he is. Not that other comedians rip off his jokes.

[vietnguyenvy]

ROFL

[indyclone123]

141 people still cant see the NUMBERS!!!

[dbyankee27]

I work at UPS and I find this absolutely hilarious!

[bncbnc98]

the fact that people like this video is why movies like jack and jill is a hit a the box office

[bncbnc98]

this is terrible



[guitarrocker824]

It takes a real idiot to hit dislike to brian regan

[LoadedFirearms]

@guitarrocker824 Omg, did people actually dislike this? WOW.

[boxbreaka99]

140 people work at ups

[cpussandfudgy]

@boxbreaka99 Perhaps 140 people can figure out how to measure and weigh a package and aren't baffled as to why a transportation company scheduling a pick up would want that information.

[skidemon512]

"aha, zero i'm not fast enough" I died laughing at that part

[Banana565656]

he's funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah

[HGW1617]

Three what?

3.... GERTH UNITS!!

[gabberzzz2013]

i dont know the weight.......and um.......i dont know what girth means.......so now whats the procedure?

[AmandaPanda9696]

My family owns a ups store! This Is truly super funny!

[uJustGotPwnedLol]

Idk if he tried this, because I have, and you still can't see the NUMBERS!

[AlexanderPromothus]

Has anyone ever wondered why there are x amount of dislikes when the video is just so freaking awesome. Must be the non conformist gothic group voting dislike.

[BUSTINGJIGGS]

i work at UPS and this shit is great

[TheStonesfan50]

if i put it on the scale i won't be able to see the NUMBERS

[GreenInvaders]

139 people work for UPS and saw this

[777Meliss]

This guy is awesome!! I had to look up girth...

[SkinnyStickz]

GIRTH UNITS

[MrTommytom2000]

139 people couldn't find the girth!!

[ByMuckandMud]

we need the weight and the girth.

i dont know what the weight is and i dont know what girth is....

[DancingSpiderman]

Which video is the one where he goes nutz talking about Global Enterprise?

[BiPolarBear3201]

139 ups employees saw this video

[maddibell1]

i love this! 0:50 genuis!

[apanikos]

Pretty much the same as the FEDEX bit from the Dr. Katz show (the one that was all pixilated and shaky) from like 15 years ago… I’m just saying…

[Geeq107bit]

Please watch my stand up videos please all I want to do is get better

[SACKINGZFAN33]

My favorite comedians

1.Brain Regan

2.Daniel Tosh

3.Mike Birbiglia

[Favre2plus2]

@SACKINGZFAN33 Watch Jim Gaffigan King Baby

[MrJbrennan12345]

DO COPS IN ALASKA SAY "Freeze"....

[Honeydew7396]

NUMBERS!

[joshgret]

I like your comedy . . . see my comedy vids



[Zorayda85]

he means boxes.

[fuzzypige222]

most "folks" wouldn't know what "epitome of hyperbole" meant (the title of his album/show) ...but they would convulse for every F bomb (remember benny hill and the three stooges..one step minds love them)...so yeah this guy is not meant for everyone....sort of like RAP isnt meant for everyone....Dickens isnt meant for 99% of people, they cant read it....so...opinions are like &^*&^7 holes..... well you know the rest.....

[reganregan1]

watch uk comedy

[reganregan1]

watch uk comedy

[reganregan1]

watch uk comedy

[reganregan1]

watch UK comedy 

[reganregan1]

watch UK comedians alot better

[Coen68]

This was the first routine I saw from Brian Regan.

[gmonkey2300]

Wow, white people are not funny, I bet if this guy was black and he dropped a couple of F bombs and a made a funny black face this would be funny

[phillipscuz]

dang, he must be week, im 12 nd i can lift 20 or 30 poundover my head, wuts he 30?

[Taco77Vidz]

@phillipscuz Lol 12 with totally incorrect grammar .

[phillipscuz]

@Taco77Vidz wut evs

[EMOmonkeys12]

@phillipscuz Only 20 or 30?

[phillipscuz]

@EMOmonkeys12 remember im 12 and a chick

[kbrinkful]

i love the shoulder move he always does

[AndrewBradshaw3]

@kbrinkful dude, i love the shoulder move so much as well. amazing. "Okay goodbye!"

[TheRyanator5000]

How could someone not like this???????????

[nilf2]

@TheRyanator5000 Missclicks, I guess...

[TheRyanator5000]

@nilf2 Totally

[franchise11]

hold on professor! haha

[LoganLermanIsTheBomb]

oh my god. i love this guy. so much!!

[CASHMONEY0712]

so much better than dane cook

[SumthinMaybe]

A CLEAN comedian? HOLY FLIP.

[AndrewBradshaw3]

@SumthinMaybe so true man. it's brilliant he can be so hilarious and so clean.

[IsabellDagger]

They all weigh exactly 22 pounds... With the girth number of... 3.

- 3 what?

3 GIRTH UNITS!

I kinda wanna call UPS now

[rottonegg1]

fuck ups its like no no no fuck no if you care about your customers it would take like 1 day to get to your house none of this fuckin delay shit and i want them to move my fucking package every fucking day

[elwood180]

Brian Regan is the most ripped off comedian in America.

[catstrut713]

@elwood180 How so? That's the first time I've heard anyone say that so I'm just curious. You're saying you've seen other comedians copying his jokes or style?

[bob2pie]

@elwood180 huh

[Cowboys0716]

@elwood180 I know what you mean, since no one else does lol....you mean he is a very good, clean comic and is not recognized as he should be. But these other "not so good, dirty comics" are praised and overpaid

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@elwood180 Who'd been ripping him off..?

[BeyondDestiny]

@elwood180 what are your terms of "ripped off" ?

[MrPaulfromflorida]

Just saw Brain tonight. So funny.... Man how do you do it.

[StormDogPictures]

This is why my dad works at FedEx

[ItsaKingThang]

now what's the pro-ce-dure lmao!

[567madhatter]

133 people are ups drivers

[cheesebarf808]

"we need to know the weight, and the girth."

..."okay goodbye." LOL

[TheAndySeoul]

brian regan + russell peters = best stand up comedians in the world

[breecada000]

I work at the UPS store and I deal with this everday!!!!

[tabulaerasae82]

class !! one funny man :)

[IKELAUANZ7]

Nize one! One love frm palau (pacific islands)

[WillB3645]

133 people don't know what girth means

[MRPielove]

COME ON ONLY 2million 7hundredthousand views MAKE IT 3 MILLION

[SwimmerTechReviews]

thumbs up for all the top comments that are just quotes from the video...

[Heirzvinehoot]

comedian-en are awesome!

[MagicalH20]

@29ksal Don't read the comments until after you watch the video xD

[blackoppsbaseball13]

best comedian ever

[pikapikapikachu44]

i love the way he says numbers

[beethovens666]

coefficient of girth!

[bdzy33]

i luv u brian

[portalrunner117]

... still can't see the NUMBERS!!!

[chrisxmakk]

What am I Mr. Olympia?

[iUseiMacs]

Numbers!!!

[2931dee]

what is girth anyway O_O

[a7xfan1020100]

131 people dont know their girf

[Moto4maddness24]

my dads an ups driver

[cwyllie98]

Hold on Professor!

[Hightopsdynomite375]

And you still can't see THE NUMBERS.

[codblackopsfan7]

its gonna cover up the NUMBERS!!!!!

[xYANKEESxMAN13x]

Fave stand up ever......

[Nighthawk661]

@Americant47 Amen! thats why i like him! he is actually funny he has clean humor which is the best humor! :)

[RolingThunderAirsoft]

@sadieandallison YESH HE DOES :D

[pool105547]

He is good. But ive seen better.  But i hve to admit hes funny

[FluCKoff5]

take them to the ups store. bit over

[LUVRofPokemon]

best part 0:00 - 3:49

[TheBlitz1]

as seen on truckboards tip tuck trucking trunks

.....

[thatlegitblonde135]

Three.... Gerth units.....??

Lol

[francesvr]

I love Brian Regan!!!

[askccmny]

0:55 & 1:38

[awesomekhfan8]

127 people can't see the NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tootsiePOP745]

@NoahDavenport haha hahaha ha. so true.

[MGStoltzfus]

omg dude, he is so good it's stupid..

[bossman391]

Ahh zero, I'm not fast enough!

[DglMaster2012]

You guys know he's 53? Just found out. he doesn't look that old

[cullymak]

brian regan is my favorite comedian eva!!!!!!  :3

[Joybutterfly1977]

What does girth mean?? Lol!!!

I can't see the numbers!! Lol!!!

[eruption144]

I met this guy!!!!! And shook his hand !! haha he's so fricken funny!

[Kratos4185]

he said BOXES its BOXEN BOXEN BRIAN...i mean BRION

[HawkTribe1]

Our son just shared this with us. Hilarious.

[101Snoopygirl]

I CAN"T SEE THE NUMBERS!

[mamaofIII]

Wish I could see him again! He is so-o-o-o funny!

[MyGreenChemicals]

Doesn't he mean "boxen"?

[TheDevan1998]

1748th

[AdAmLaMbErTfan111]

Hahaha this guy is soooooo funny i watch him every day !!!!!!

[iluvcokeandsprite]

girth units...I LOVE IT!!!!

[ohhhtetons]

this guy is a legend and he keeps it clean which i dont usually like

[nick095100]

whats wrong with you people??!! 123 dislikes?!



[makemesmile54]

how do u add a pic to ur channel!?

[trumpetdude654]

123people don't know the girth

[trumpetdude654]

123 people can't figure the girth.

[KaRaTeGiRl52]

123 people don't have volume on their computers.

[WarriorMan18]

I have seen him live, and its even better if you believe thats possible! I was crying because I was laughing so hard, I couldnt breathe, it was awesome!

[madmanmadigan]

D: Taken1069... I do work at UPS, and it's still hilarious haha

[cxbar]

:P funny :D

[binot]

123 people saw the numbers

[taken1069]

123 people work at ups

[XxsexiestBITCHeverxX]

How can 123 people not like this???

[imthatawesomeful]

@XxsexiestBITCHeverxX Sometimes people comment like a dis on this and people thumb it down

[TheAnimator40000]

I have envy for the people who get to see him live

[TheAnimator40000]

this guys is my favorite comedian

[littlemexicantheif]

i going to see him next thursday

[Ayame1324]

@littlemexicantheif thats so cool i want to sooo bad XD

[hisoandso]

after watching this i wikied girth and i couldnt understand a word they were saying

[Spac3Lordz]

"Hang on professor!" LMFAO! I nearly died. xDD

[electricianjoel]

Brian Regan is one of the funniest ever! Saw him live and it was awesome!

[electricianjoel]

Brian Regan is one of the funniest ever! Saw him live and it was awesome!

[ProbiscusJonesDrew]

i cant believe he's 53....

[njminardmsu]

Laughed so hard, best comedian ever

[bulletsoto1]

haha