chuck E cheese incident

[pizzacam]

Damn my room'd be full of piss then.

[jamesgrunner]

I just want to tell you that i don't blame you for being frighten by chuck e. cheese and all the other anamatronic band players. because a long time ago when i was a child i was scared of chuck e. cheese and i see that a lot children are and including some adults. it's because why would you have a big human like rat and a singing dog to entertain children?

[FatWagar]

I think I know that Leslie 2 faced slut cow

[msperry35]

LMAO

[kennymelodica]

Wooot! great video! :)

[samsevern]

COOL, COOL, COOL!!! I love this vid! ㋡

[AngloBaptist]

:-)

[dl737]

Great story - and great outtakes - lol.

[benzone50]

Now that was funny Baby, but embarrassing.

[tinySpectacle]

Great video. See, this is why I tag you so often--because you make such good videos. Erm...did I mention I tagged you again?

[proffmongo]

You love fake Giant Gorillas!!!

Hmmmmmmmm.

Interesting.

And where do babies REALLY come from? ~:^)

[itsBABYSMITH]

yup, that was quite the freudian slip, alright! king kong is quite the strapping fella though...especially when he puts on that sexy musk cologne. RAWR.

and babies come from the hospital, silly. ; )

[Ranblv]

well, at least you didn't spike the punch :-)

Great story .

[bearchay889]

This reminds me of a ex old friend of mine from elementary school was having his birthday party and these older guys dropped by and gave him a present in a cake box.

well the present was 3 dog turds with a penny in each one he got so mad that he took off after them running and throwing the poo at the same time.

Nobody to this day i think will let him live it down.

[itsBABYSMITH]

interesting that he's an "ex" old friend....and i wonder about the significance of the pennies in the poo? and then, of course, my mind can't help but wonder the intricate technique one needs to accomplish such a dastardly deed. you've certainly given me quite the visual conundrum.

[bearchay889]

Well he became an ex friend when he became a cop and started harrassing ppl i knew for no good reason but that he could so i didn't want anymore to do with him.

[DearestBecky]

LOL Yuck, I hope that you were not drinking it. Maybe you just let them think that you were. LOL

[rylandheights]

Interesting... that you have to write how you speak... if you choose to speak what you write! : )

[itsBABYSMITH]

say again? my brain can't process what you just said....i think it's too obsessed with pre-thanksgiving gorging thoughts.

[rylandheights]

It's like writing poems or songs... and I know a voice over artist who says the same thing... you can write copy that reads easily... but when you try to speak the lines... you realize that you need to write the way you speak... or at least that's the way it works for me.

[itsBABYSMITH]

ah yes...it does often look much better in print than coming out my pie hole. i see what ya mean! i do find myself re-writing a lot after speaking the lines, especially when i keep flubbing up what i intended to say...

[OhCurt]

I came close to having the same results over here, but from laughter - not fear.

:-D

[itsBABYSMITH]

damn...i keep forgetting to put that 'may cause discharge' disclaimer before my videos. thanks for reminding me!

[OhCurt]

Better a warning like that be on the front of a video than on the front of one's shirt.

Could kill one's dating opportunities.

[russbuss415]

it's the "real" gyrating gorillas that you have to look out for. best to avoid the Elephant Bar.

[itsBABYSMITH]

and those pelvis elvis gorilla impersonators are the WORST! tacky AND carnivorous!

[ralfonzo83]

this is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! :0

[itsBABYSMITH]

ah, but you're sweeeeeeeeeeter! 8 )

[RiddleSpider]

awesome. you are just lucky that you didn't pee on the fake gyrating gorillas, imagine the short circuit --> sparks -->fire --> screaming --> death of all involved....

[itsBABYSMITH]

lucky for us, the fake gyrating gorillas would've flung their feces at the fire to extinguish it....but then we'd have to figure out which dessert was the REAL chocolate pudding afterward.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

two-faced slut .. lol

lmao, now that was nasty

hahahaha

I love when you said fuck !!

**Kisses**

[itsBABYSMITH]

oh, trust me, i was being kind....that girl was TROUBLE- i shoulda peed in HER cup! HAHAHA

[beatmover]

Fay Wray had that very same reaction.

[itsBABYSMITH]

i hear king kong was quite the ladies gorilla though...

[LisaJMoore]

Those creatures are horrifying, and if I hear them play, "Turn the beat around" By Miami Sound Machine once more I will have to kill myself...

Everything was SOOO sticky there, I just couldn't go back......I don't do sticky...(most of the time.....)

Baby, I can relate......I would be closer to losing my functions when laughing.....so DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH ANY HARDER!....seriously......

Now Baby, wasn't that better to get that out in the open? So....cleansing....hehe

Mountain Dew.....ew..

[itsBABYSMITH]

yeah, and i hear they're singing rap now....nothin' like a ganstuh beat to help the kiddies feel all warm and fuzzy.

thanks for inspiring this one (i think)

[LunaCow]

I remember always having trouble with my bodily functions as a kid.

I'd always sit in one corner of the playground, where it would be extra sunny, and hope to be dry by the end of lunch.

[itsBABYSMITH]

so you were the kid always wearing breathable cotton....

hey, can you tell me your facebook name again? i lost your invite....

[JeffN727]

Great video!

[itsBABYSMITH]

thanks muchly!

[nbwulf]

Great lil story... loved CEC as a kid.

Took our kids a month or so back... it's lost the magic. =)

Cheers... J.

[itsBABYSMITH]

i think today's kids are too sophisticated for shifty eyed robotic shenanigans....they demand REAL animal band members.

[fiveawesomedrunks]

we're always drinking Mountain Dew

[itsBABYSMITH]

yup, gotta keep hydrated....even if it's um, er....recycled.

[fiveawesomedrunks]

um, yeah...AGREED

*gulp*

[UKISOCIETY]

I go to CEC for the food.

[itsBABYSMITH]

see, if they had a ukulele player, i might've felt differently...

[JimmerSD]

My most embarrassing moment? I'm still counting them....

I like the way you say Fackk! Did you know that!?!? I knew you did..

[itsBABYSMITH]

i like the ol' chicago style expletives....they skate by the censors every time!

[IamNotTheMoon]

You're cute, but your twin is HOT.

And I hate Chuck E. Cheese.

[IamNotTheMoon]

Wait...which one is YOU?

[itsBABYSMITH]

i'm the one that's always right....that outta clear things up for ya. ; )

[IamNotTheMoon]

You can't be the one who's always right...that's my wife.

Hmmm. Don't worry, I'll work it out somehow.

[deach69]

The chick on the right is hot...or maybe I just have a thing for Mountain Dew.

[itsBABYSMITH]

trust me, you wouldn't have liked that mountain dew. it was very flat....and warm.

[Ziggystarla]

Chuck E Cheese is the devils work. That place was so evil. You're adorable though =D "fake giant gorilla lovers"!

[itsBABYSMITH]

i agree....i think there's a whole generation of post traumatic chuck E cheese adults running amok....and that's what's REALLY scaring me!

p.s. you're adorabler.

[ralfonzo83]

aww..it scared the pee out of you! :)

you´re great. i like your twin sister too.

[itsBABYSMITH]

my 'twin' can be a bit of a pill sometimes....but at least she helps me make these videos, so i guess it all evens out. ; )

[SlacktiveAction]

Question: does anybody have FOND memories of that place?

I hope ya soaked their seat good

[itsBABYSMITH]

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks that's the complete opposite of 'FUNVILLE!"

[kokohawk]

Haha! Like the story and love the fake giant gorilla lovers. I hate to admit it but I don't get the bit about why you were the only one drinking mountain dew. Hmm...

[itsBABYSMITH]

mountain dew is the color of what bodily fluid......(albeit a bit neon)  does this help?

[kokohawk]

I was thinking that but don't understand why you would be drinking it. Is that what you caught it in and didn't drink it? Wow, I'm really over thinking this one. I also feel like that stupid kid in class that doesn't get the simplest joke that all the rest of the class gets. Oh well. Such is my life.

[itsBABYSMITH]

you're not stupid...this story just leaves a lot of room for interpretation. so again, no rights or wrongs here. and perhaps my delivery was way off, that wouldn't surprise me in the least. ; )

[MGABBYB]

Haha, love your story. Actually I've never been to a Chuck e Cheese. I have a great fear of fake gyrating gorilla drummers too...

[itsBABYSMITH]

yeah, i'd steer clear if i were you....i don't trust a restaurant that has mice, much less a giant one that sings back up and plays bass.

[matrix2k3]

P.S. like the new Hair Highlights :)

[itsBABYSMITH]

aaaaw, thanks for noticing... ; )

[matrix2k3]

you are truly AWESOME

[itsBABYSMITH]

(((((BEAR HUG)))))

[matrix2k3]

easy there your pretty strong