Gears of War 2-Dying/Bulltage (Purely Satire Folks!!!)

[LINKINPARK06]

Now I'm not making fun of you or trying to mock you in any way, I'm purely pointing out the ironic hilarity in the capturing of all of this.

I just find it funny that, obviously, your going for montage quality game play, and how often you failed at it. Again, not trying to down you, the game sucks in my opinion and this is all I think of when I think of it at all. But it has gone through updates out the ass so, then again.. It might be somewhat more consistent.

Anyways, funny stuff.

[GambleTheJ]

4:41-4:48

You got raped. All i have to say

[firstBthenRock]

all of these clips were completely fair your just an awful gow player. sorry bro.

[domenico897]

actually not to ruin your video you can do that on movie maker or imovie

[killermike177]

most of these arent even bullshit it's just you sucking dick

[ebaez14]

first clip made me laugh hard...for one everyone stands there like "woah wtf happened" and out of no where you see skorge run in and take off like a rat lol

[DocthaSikk]

some fo that wasnt even BS, it was just you sucking

[eldestsucubus]

you wonder why you always get slaughtered, you always go in for the 2 piece/chainsaw, none of those deats were bullshit, you deserve to die and suck at gears 2 :)

[Rage2l84me]

Why would u make a montage of urself getting owned?

[311fran311]

wow dude u suck u had perfect connection

[XxChildOfZeusxX]

Some of these things are just bullshit, Halo doesn't take much skill, (Blutac, Headlock walk BR) They have really improved this game with patches, although sometimes you just can't help when your playing someone in Austrailia.

[ExaveFett]

gears to be honest is the most famous game that is incomplete in skill mass...epic games might have a problem there on a count of ODST and MWF 2 coming out this year all at once

[disturbedrtard]

well this guy is just garbage at gears...period.

[Kaykwalk]

hey guy who made this vid, YOU SUCK!!!

[ufg2]

the game is flawed but your still bad

[TroyTweed]

im getting this game from my computer and skate 2

[vcownzraptors]

yeah sometimes this game can be bullshit like today for example it was me and this guy 2 on 1 an then all of a sudden the screen freezed and we both immediatly died the fucker was a lagswitcher i reported his ass his gamertag was like joshy somethin like that

[elginqburton]

You know maybe you just suck at the game.

Ever thought of that???

[ieatdeadfetus]

U suck at 2 piece

[McHOTogo]

This guy sucks period.

[Sabguy17]

I honestly gave up on this game because of the lag and semi-broken gameplay online. I suggest you do the same. Go back to gears 1.

[xTomx1508]

hey i already did i play like 4 rounds of the new update and it still is basicaly good connection ill only play non public now

[vcownzraptors]

gears 1 is the same shit dude but with worse graphics stay on gears 2 there will be new updates and shit that will change the shitty ranking system and other bullshit

[m1g3r]

I love how people brag about raping in a video game, possible because they have nothing better to do, do your homework kids :D

[capd3adly]

Hey DARkLiNK17, nice video lol. That shit happend to me alot to. Went away after i got used to it and started countering those things lol. Wanna play some time? I'll hit you up if you still playin'

[HaloLvl43Legit]

You're really going to bitch about dying when you tried charging a group of people by yourself or died by an explosion?

[xTomx1508]

i meen hey all i said was the SAME exact shit every one said kid ur the fucking retard here not any1 who replys......oh and stop acting like your tough when ur probly either som little kid or som fat nerdy ass bich

[xTomx1508]

kid did ur random ass even read what u sent me as a reply...and ur the one biching about ur own shitty skills at gears 2 in ur movie and ur trying to fucking compair my intelegence wich kinda sounds like a big word comming from somone like u TO YOURS?!?!?!?!?!?! fucking SCRUB!!!!!

[m1g3r]

LOL, and this is coming from some a douche who spelled "intelligence" incorrectly.

[xTomx1508]

hey dont bich at me cause ur garbage at gears kid bich at ur self every1 who wached it nos that ur deaths are YOUR own fault stop trying to blame it on other every1 nos that gears 2 is all about connection dumb fuck

[DARkLiNk17]

Damn...your intelligence is low...I ain't even going to describe how much of a idiot you are. Nobody is bitching...you can reply back if you want but I ain't reply. It seems that arguing over the internet makes you feel cool. I have nothing to say to a mindless fool.

[m1g3r]

Actually, realize that Gears of War 2 does have some flaws, asshole. The host shit is garbage, also.

[xTomx1508]

i agree with aranthei.......this game is COMPLETELY played differently then gears1 u cant just run into 2 ppl and shoot athem and expect not to loose u have to 2peice retard

[DARkLiNk17]

No SHIT...you're a idiot...I don't need to 2 piece to kill ya fuckin scrub. I love how ppl got balls over the internet and assume that they are better than someone else.

[Aranthei]

Nah sorry dude. I'd say the majority of this is down to you playing like shit. "Hey, there's 2 people, let's run into them!" *dies* *bitches on YouTube*.

Either that, or shoot someone with a shotty once, then reload, then miss them... Seriously it's just fail.

Besides, do you bitch about the shotty on Halo not killing in one go from more than a foot? Of course not. It's made that way. Suck it up.

[DARkLiNk17]

Another retard...keep em coming...btw I did this for fun so don't assume shit if you don't know nothing about. When I plan to kill two ppl, it happens. Halo is more consistence than gears. Verdict is...you're horrible at gears.

[watchthis22]

im pretty sure its your fault on most if not all i mean when you die randomly from a smoke grenade i know thats aggrivating happens alot to me but when you get downed outta no where its usually by two or more people...

[zackthewack]

Yeah you are getting good connections like PRESSURE said. I can clearly see in a lot of these clips that it was your fault.

A lot of people thinks this game sucks because of the things that happen when you're playing. A lot of times we say it's the games fault, but if you actually go back and look, most of the time it's out own fault. This game takes skill. Unlike Halo. So if you don't want to take the time to get better, go play Halo.

[DARkLiNk17]

So when I shoot someone in the face with my shotgun and they don't die its my fault right? You're a idiot if you fail to see the inconsistency of the game. You're even more of a idiot if you say that Halo doesn't take skill. The verdict is that you're garbage.

[zackthewack]

Lol. No, I know what you mean by that. It happens. I know. A lot of these you can tell though.

Also, if you are going to sit here and say Halo takes skill, I'll just go ahead laugh. So the "verdict" is not that I'm garbage. Sorry, but I'm not. I don't go on youtube and post videos of me whining 'cause I'm dying. Something you know plenty of.

[DARkLiNk17]

LMAO...thats all I gotta say...your lack of brain power amuses me. Seriously, I have nothing against you but your reply is just plain ridiculous. By the way I'm not whining but, it seems your lack of intelligence can't tell that the video is purely satire.

[RoxasHyuuga]

the bullshit still isnt over there is the godly chainsaw which irritates me because of the noobs who use, its only useful if ur out of shotty ammo or your really desperate

[RockLee5Gates]

most of this isnt bullshit its mostly ur inability to see/do shit.

Hint: this isnt gears 1, you cant fkin run into 5 guys and try gettin them all

[DARkLiNk17]

Here's a response from a typical retarded youtube kid. It also seems you never killed the entire team in Gears 2. Also I don't do 1v1 you fuckin scrub so don't ask me.

[boxdynomite3]

with the "5" words that was the ultimate battle position

Carmine:I GOT YOUR BACK

Cole:FUCK

Coler:MOTHERFUCKERS

Dom:WHAT THE HELL

Marcus:HOLY SHIT

[boxdynomite3]

my bullshit detector went off

[Jdt0111]

ur fucking shit lmfao

[zeronecross]

the music sounds like a megaman x game, am i right?

[boxdynomite3]

yeah my bullshit detector went off

[3LDoOoN]

5 words:

You

are

fuckin

NOOB

ass

Thanks for readin.

[xIPRESSURE]

Yea... I was gonna tell you... It's not even bullshit.. your getting great connections...

[L337H3AD]

at 1:46 that wasn't bullshit you just suck lol but about 90% of this tage is right. I hope that patch fixes everything.

[DARkLiNk17]

I just put that clip cuz I died...the movement for me felt slow.