funny 911 call.... must hear

[Malonz100]

I hear these types of characters all the time! It makes the 12 hour shift go a little faster! lmbo.

Rev. Lowdown.

[kanecisco]

i can't stop laughing motha fukka hahaha

[dualityofman999]

Is this Samuel Jackson?

[fourtwentysam]

I wouldn't able to be serious, i'd be laughing.

[KACEKALIVES11]

I aint no god damn doctor

[tiffaliciously]

You gonna send somebody or yu gonna fuck around on da phone?!?! Lmaooo

[pieisawesome1178]

fake

[Lonewlf7676]

Man! This girl is good! I would SOOO be fired before this call was over!

[dmanj31]

I AINT IN NO MUTHA FUKIN APAHTMENT. I LIVE IN A TOWN HOUSE rofl this was hilarious

[gamerchic1979]

L M A O !!!!! Holy shit I would have been on the floor laughing -D.

[lownslowmeannclean]

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN YESDADAY DAM MOTHAFUCKA WHATS WRONG WITH YO ASS

[hondatrix]

What did they do to his mamma @ 1:13...???

[sandwiches01]

has anyone called the phone number?

[deemichniewicz1]

lmao

[Everything685]

Ash ur an idiot u dont know ur ass from a hole in the ground.. cellular cannot be found as you call 911 they only know house numbers to find address mobile comp cant give out address

[ash104]

I used to work for a large mobile phone network sadly morons like this are more common than you might think. They are always dumb but think they are clever and seem to get off on trying to pick a fight really quite fucked up people.

[Budsmokerhaha]

i dont live in no god damn apt..i live in a town house mutha fucka

[medic61310]

"I aint no nurse either" "no wonder"

[MrCoconutlover82]

"What does he look like to you?"

"I don't know, he look like one of Jesus children."

"He look like WHAT?"

"One of Jesus children!"

Lol, I don't care what anyone says.. This is funny as shit.

[DuXxUnlimtd]

Im crazay as hell!

[getfuckedanddie1]

This asshole needs to be smacked around. What a complete waste of space

[281fame]

4220 mutha fucka

[tigawoods]

Old fool

[TheCwalker29]

the funniest shit ever!

[LikaLaruku]

Lady: Are you at Millenia Park Apartments?

Guy: "Yeah, I told you that."

Lady: "What apartment are you in?"

Guy: "I ain't in no damn apartment."

[LikaLaruku]

Fwodahay tew twehntay. Ahm krayzay az hayell.

[wiispect]

"mutha fucka, wus wrong wit yo ass? how much schoolin have you had?"

[BigHairBoss]

"4220 MUTHA FUCKA!!" hahaha!

[BigHairBoss]

"Well If Ya know the fuckin numba den Why'd ya ask Me?!"

[jcchandley]

Too effing funny!!!

[BigHairBoss]

"Sir, Are you feeling pain?"

"I'm crazy as hell!" haha

[VecaHeartsisToneHall]

@BigHairBoss

lol..."When did this happen, YESTERDAY,..DAYUM!"(:

[BigHairBoss]

@VecaHeartsisToneHall Hahaha!

[keftyco]

Ha Ha

[MultiRedneck66]

hahahaha that guy is an idiot

[2012tangela]

Lmao.............

[s1ngleslam]

And what kind of medical history do you have?

I don't know let them check it out hahahahha rofl!!

[alysha3600]

"sir, what's wrong,,? Are you feeling pain, what is it?" " I dun no, I ain't no fuckin docta.."

[carmelized11candi]

I been in a fucking fight lmao!!!!!

[Odstbone39]

White boy used to fuck my momma long time ago lol

[totoxkiing]

The funniest period.

[Shmazda92]

If you know the fucken numba why you askin me

[samsonpker]

lmfao

[TravAssFails]

What's wrong? I an no doctor

[EdenFalls13]

He's got headaches in his leg an' ever'thang.

[Getrealpeeps]

THAT'S A F*CKING CRYING SHAME.. Damn that operator was so patient with him.....

[belfedhalhamza]

Ha

[Jamal0134]

Just your typical drunk shitskin nigger.

[JHBQV]

3:16-3:24 fav. part



[countrysfucked]

haha has anyone rang this dude on the number he gave, im soooooooooooo tempted.

[karn33333]

"i have a head ache in my knee" lol

[rinkumiah]

I don't know about my life "mothafucka".

[ScientistSoundSytem]

This nigger is a fool....lol

[kibaluv3r]

Yo, somebody gotta prank call him now. They didn't beep out his number. Lol

[oozhaboo]

Look jive turkey bitch, I'm drunk, got damn! bring a six pack and a pack a smokes. dayum!

[TRIXSTER03]

I don't know I ain't no god damn doctor

[ChampsAChampetsUNITE]

he sounds like he was drinking

[thapryncess3]

"he look like one of Jesus children"

[badnewscuervo]

He look like one of jesus children

[badnewscuervo]

He run a dope house

[MWPRODUCTIONS2442]

Who else noticed that now we have his phone numberXD

[slabone5thwtx]

wtf is that mr turner?

[420KeblerElf]

i live in a town house motha fucka

[HotLadyRed]

What does he look like? I don't know one of Jesus children..lol

[Bananacrazzy101]

what the heck? That is so boring

[reylair1]

hahahahahahLMAO ahahahahahahaha

[BRAVOADD]

You gonna send somebody here? Or you gonna fuck around on tha phone?....Yeahhh! What tha fuck goin on down there Ma'am? Rotfl! Well if you know the fuckin number why you axin me? *fell of the chair laughing*

[whispers407]

I stay in a town house muthafucka....lol rollin!!!

[speedIZlif3]

This dude goes to my store 2tyms or more a week lol

[memi250]

I think this men just wanted soem drugs that's all.

[memi250]

Ok why is this lady keeps askign fro aprtment number?!! This si too funny he told her liek 5 tims it ws no apartment lol. and thne she keeps askign fro adress number too lol. OMG lol.

[NickNinja369OwnedU]

I ain't no doctor I dont know

I AM on crack mo fuckah

[savoy81]

Cracks me up and puts a smile on my face as if it was my first time watching every time! Lhh!

[rey626]

Sounds like Samuel L Jackson.

[9893038003]

@rey626 I know right!! LOL! Was thinking the same thing.

[badbadfull]

LOL

[Sas26100]

3:18 checking his number..."If you know the f***ing number why you asking me?" LOL so hard :D

[cmartyn88]

Wow. I couldn't be a dispatcher. That man was so incredibly rude and I would have cussed him out and hung up on him. And I am sure I would have been fired. I can't believe how rude some people can be.

[Moniik4eva]

LOL he looks like one of Jesus children

[MIAHelicopterpilot]

4220 420 sir? No 4220 modafu**a

[jtucker813]

this is the kind of conversation you have every day when you answer phones at a doctor's office. if i was this 911 operator, lawsuit or not, i would've put this guy in his place. people get away with WAY TOO MUCH because everyone's scared of a lawsuit. this crazy ass....i live at * * apartments...what apt number sir......i don't live in an apartment!! sounds like this guy totally deserved to be punched in the head :D

[rphinks]

what a stupid fucking retard.

[deathglitches]

@nachoolay me too haha

[nachoolay]

Thank Goodness I didnt answer that call I would have hung up on his ass the minute he called me out of my name.

[RuthsBoy9710]

Do you need attention?

Nope chuck testa

[RuthsBoy9710]

LOL SO HIS HEAD HURTS IN HIS LEGS

HE LIVES IN 4220

"IM CRAZED"

AND SOUNDS LIKE A HIGH 40 YEAR OLD?

HMMM420 TINGLING LEGS AND HEAD CRAZED OUT HIS MIND, MUST BE SNOOP DOG

[RuthsBoy9710]

LOL, obvious troll is obvious! LOL or butt dial and not even talking to her LOL (they show up sir are you okay? yea oh shit i was tryinna hit up my docta, my baAA my baAA!

[thickthighsluv]

maufacker

[pixledemon]

MUDDA-FUKA

[fromsuncity1]

loser product of entitlements.

[firmgripondamac]

i live ina town house mutha fuka

[buymeafuckingmonster]

"i dunno, i aint no goddamn docta...

.. i aint no nurse eitha". hahahhaha

[satown54]

10-96

[uli713]

well if u know da MODAFUKA numba why u uaskin me??

[zant5252]

LOL the white noob got PWND GO BLACKS! >:D

[UrDr3aM214]

WHAT THE FUCK GOING ON DOWN THERE

[UrDr3aM214]

boy i tell u where he from TX

[UrDr3aM214]

mother fucker 

[UrDr3aM214]

lollll

[TheAmritRandhawa]

4220 mothafucka! Lol :D

[HollywoodKendrick]

He's talking while inhaling. He's not really an old man lol.

[MegaDm87]

100% sure its a NIGGER

[MrCampbellmania]

@MegaDm87 excuse me that is a offensive word and you are not to use use that you dumbfuck cracker

[MrCampbellmania]

@MegaDm87 or whatever you are

[NicoleMcCoy99]

What the Heck?!?!?! that wus rude of him

[DiamondDecoy]

I cannot fucking stand crabby ass impatient old people. She handled that better then I would have.

[megamoneybags]

At 0:52 I swore I heard the operator say "Asshole, do you need us?"

[thedoors781]

@megamoneybags She said "S.O." it stands for "Sheriff's Office"

[silverluvr102]

@megamoneybags yes she did!!!

[SoveniaGrace]

@megamoneybags i am a dispatcher and what she said was "S/O" because she was talking to the Sheriff's Office-- just thought i'd clear that up lol

[kua141]

@megamoneybags its "ugh sir, do you need us?"

[MrKh37]

@kua141 actually its "SO, do you need us?"... SO meaning sheriff's office

[AbneyParkFan]

@megamoneybags I heard it to lol

[420KeblerElf]

@AbneyParkFan S.O. Sheriffs office

[happy2begina]

@megamoneybags The operater said " S O do you need us? That meant Sheriff's Office".

[Acesfull27]

@megamoneybags she said S.O. Sheriff's office

[Getrealpeeps]

@megamoneybags Yeah I think that's what she said....

[cuauelmejor]

@megamoneybags S.O Sherrifs Office

[RorEye]

I'm reverand lowdown!

[RorEye]

I don't know what motha fuckin cullah he is. You call it what you want to call it!! LMFAO!!!!!

[missionderricka]

what is the problem i do not know i am not a motherfuckin doctor

[radrict]

WHITE BOIS USE TO FUCK MY MOMMA ALL THE TIME

[watermermaid1999]

headace... in his legs? YESTERDAY ****

[J6larson6L]

holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!! continual looping this shit for the next hour at least!1

[chrispaulfan7]

HEADACHES IN MY LEGS!

[jessie74]

I wanna drink with this guy.

[harv961]

4220 MUTHAFUCKA!!!

[ten8goa]

Its obvious he's mental. Send an officer and he can check and advise. She's a shitty control operator. 10-96

[pawelatut]

you gonna send somebody or fuck around on the phone lol

[FradisAlexPro]

Old Black People...

[FradisAlexPro]

Black people....

[LoveLucia77]

I hate when people are so rude like these... but he is funny... props for the woman :)

[dave12345133]

sir are you hurt?

yes! i have headaches in my legs!

[DANIELLExxNxxHALI]

Stop Makin fun Of Rednecks Faggots ! (:

[TheKidPaytoN]

@DANIELLExxNxxHALI hes black -__-

[DANIELLExxNxxHALI]

@TheKidPaytoN Clearly You Did Not Read All The Comments, They Were Makin Fun Of Rednecks, Thanks For Showing Your Stupidity

[SexyTabbie]

sir do u live in the aparments?

I dont live in no danm aparments

stupid motherfucker, lol

[31jalynnbird]

Dispatcher: Do you need medical attention?

Caller: I don't know! I aint no doctor!!

[tommydangerous27]

hehe ticket of a lad

[therandyj]

Rio Grande & Texas Ave.-- right smack in the middle of Orlando's worse,most crime ridden slums. Poor feller. :-(

[tc69in]

snoop doggs new rap song .....

[IAMTHESHITEHAWK]

must be a alien or sutin!

[smoke10108]

Just another day for a brainless red neck

[si4you2nv1]

@smoke10108 lol I thought he sounded like an older drunk black dude. Either way that dude is retarded.

[smoke10108]

@si4you2nv1 all red necks are hahaha

[CapTaiNC1024]

is what it sounds like he says

[CapTaiNC1024]

"ive got headaches in my legs"

[1brookemybaby]

4220 motha fucka

[blackiechan471]

"sir do you live in an apartment" yes i do motha fu*** "what apartment number are you sir" i dont live in no damn apartment

[30belowsummer]

I'm crazy as hell! haha! :)

[SuperCoolLemon]

The dispatchers should be able to treat the people that treat them like shit like shit without getting in trouble.

[samimaryan]

@SuperCoolLemon Disagreed, the person who was calling was not in a normal condition, so the operator should still try to be calm and professional and ignore the bad words...

[militarypunk87]

Fuckin black people

[supreme2223]

Really funny!!

Lower East Side!!

[supreme2223]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[tristannolan85]

chick in the pic is hot

[poppinfosho]

i would of hung up

[Diwwan1]

@poppinfosho its illegal

[poppinfosho]

@Diwwan1 haha true. but thats why i dont have that job lol (:

[xxcrazzybrookexx]

ALL OF THIS RELIGIOUS FUCKING SHIT BETTER STOP NOW IDC I DNT WNT ANY NO MUTHAFUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN COMMENTS ON HERE OR ILL FIND YOU AND RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT ITS JUST A BELIEF PEOPLE GET A FUCKING LIFE!

with love Brooke(:

[mrwhiteout420]

i dont know i aint no god damn doctor lmfao

[Bigwayne6682]

I live in a town house mutha fucker

[edwardt1212]

You gonna send somebody to help, or you gonna fuck around on the phone? lol

[slaymonkey117]

i got headaches in my legs and all dat shit

[halliekb]

ahahahahaha ohhhweee 4420 mf!

[xXxXkuramaxXx]

Men are so ignoramus Lol.

[LoCDoGG1984]

Muthafucka haha

[JORDANROUBIQUE]

well if you know the fuckin number why you ask me? XDXDD

[deadoralivein3states]

lol I love this people are really stupid not sure how they tie there own shoes every day

[MissCherrybomb87]

@deadoralivein3states They don't tie their shoes. There's no way those retards do lol