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  • For all the people that have left stupid negative comments about the fat woman look closely and you will see that she is pregnant, stupid idiots kmt!!!

  • @natty81274 Congratulations to her and her family!

  • Thats morisons for you, letting any fucker on the tills hahahaah "do you have a nectar card?"

  • lol sounds like sergie from compare the meerkat at the start

  • show me da moneys

  • every little helps!

  • fukin ads all over youtube.

  • If the black bird spoke like Augustus it would have made this 10 times funnier.

  • where are you from?! xDD

  • very brave of Novak to do this!

  • TAXI!! HELLOO!

    

  • has this dude got arrested yet?

  • It was real and he was put in a headlock by Morrisons security before the producers told them that it was a comedy show.

  • @anilram6 who doesn't know how to get out of a headlock? and that's the new like "it's for a comedy show!"

  • @anilram6 ID HAVE BEEN LIKE, SO

  • Wonder if they knew

  • Price check on till number five!

  • Hi Fives!

  • boop.... boop...... boop

  • i hate that woman. fuck right off

  • I'm a legitimate employer of Morrisons!

  • do you have a nectar card

  • i thought this he was called george akdikwodkideguengdo

  • @TheRmcmufc Agdgdgwengo :P

  • @blitzarium haha

  • jeez what a fat cow! struggling for breath allow augustus to make his monies!!

  • HIGH FIVES!

  • High Fives lol

  • Boop Boop Boop

  • It's because of deh deh deh environment.

  • i wouldn't dare do this!

  • this was wonderful

  • fiiiine vocal work Augustos

  • bop bop hahaha

  • They seemed proud of the fact that they worked the tills ALL DAY...

  • Taxiiii

  • Haha w

  • Haha do you have a necta points LMAO. Need to make another series

  • skip 0:00

  • what a fat bitch

  • hahah! I heard laughter when Augustus mentioned the Nectar Card! haha

  • She is a nasty bitch isn't she...

  • boop

  • hahaha funny as shit, you can hear the woman stop herself from laughing at 1:19 when he says about the nectar card XD lol

  • hahahha very funnny!!!!! :)

  • This guy is even better than Sacha Baron Cohen LOL

  • We have to charge for the bags its because of the environment!

  • I wonder if the staff knew it was an act because what if he was arrested?

  • Do you have a Nectar card?

  • LMFAO *cops sirens* "TAXIIII!"

  • Lmao!! Just brilliant.

  • lol funny

  • Hahahahahaha. Whoever thought of this is funny. There's so many funny quotes from this sketch. 'Nectar Card? This is Morrisons NOT Sainsburys!'

    'We have to charge 20p for the bag because of the...the...environment. Every little helps.' 'I'm work experience student.'

  • Morrisons Chalk Farm...my local! haha

  • "Nectar card? We're Sai...Morrisons not Sainsburys"

    The higher you go in retail the stupider people get. Excellent work Augustus :)

  • i work at morrisons and if he came in mine i would piss myself that was legendery

  • @mattysowls i used to work in morrisons w12 crap pay!

  • @Thegoldstarman i think pays good now £9.65 on a sunday :)

  • "I'm on work experience" sooo funny

  • Augustus rules, so funny, the silly fat bitch can kiss my ass.uptight jobsworth.

  • Fat woman needs to loose some weight.

  • work expirience!

  • 'beep' :)

  • Apparently the manager rugby tackled Kayvan Novak after he ran out.

  • "Every little helps"

    Tesco's slogan got scammed by him...... "To Scaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!"

  • Fine vocal work Augustus.

  • @MattBGills High Fives

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