For all the people that have left stupid negative comments about the fat woman look closely and you will see that she is pregnant, stupid idiots kmt!!!
natty81274 1 week ago
@natty81274 Congratulations to her and her family!
NicosNicosNicosNicos 1 week ago
Thats morisons for you, letting any fucker on the tills hahahaah "do you have a nectar card?"
weLIKEtoROCKandROLL 2 weeks ago 2
lol sounds like sergie from compare the meerkat at the start
bbgunsrule324 2 weeks ago
show me da moneys
DJXONE23 3 weeks ago
every little helps!
BlobNation 4 weeks ago
fukin ads all over youtube.
gypsykatcher30 1 month ago
If the black bird spoke like Augustus it would have made this 10 times funnier.
Grymligast 1 month ago
where are you from?! xDD
TheChe0101 1 month ago
very brave of Novak to do this!
quelbop 1 month ago
TAXI!! HELLOO!
pencillthin 1 month ago
has this dude got arrested yet?
rhyskallen 1 month ago
It was real and he was put in a headlock by Morrisons security before the producers told them that it was a comedy show.
anilram6 1 month ago
@anilram6 who doesn't know how to get out of a headlock? and that's the new like "it's for a comedy show!"
ondamedjedi 1 month ago
@anilram6 ID HAVE BEEN LIKE, SO
Wonder if they knew
JeebusChrist01 1 month ago
Price check on till number five!
profesionalben 1 month ago
Hi Fives!
mr2gti 1 month ago
boop.... boop...... boop
StephenRWWE 1 month ago
i hate that woman. fuck right off
tumbleboys 1 month ago
I'm a legitimate employer of Morrisons!
Olliek94 2 months ago
do you have a nectar card
SteffanCCFC 2 months ago
i thought this he was called george akdikwodkideguengdo
TheRmcmufc 2 months ago
@TheRmcmufc Agdgdgwengo :P
blitzarium 2 months ago
@blitzarium haha
jeez what a fat cow! struggling for breath allow augustus to make his monies!!
Thegoldstarman 2 months ago 2
HIGH FIVES!
PlanetAirsoftPlym 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SCREW WAITROSE!! Who wants bloody mince pies that taste like Christmas trees??!!! WTF!!
CRASHFIT123456789 3 months ago
High Fives lol
mr2gti 4 months ago
Boop Boop Boop
grenadier185 4 months ago
It's because of deh deh deh environment.
heightofearnestness 5 months ago 8
i wouldn't dare do this!
RandomoGaming 5 months ago 3
this was wonderful
AlgisKemezys 5 months ago
fiiiine vocal work Augustos
heightofearnestness 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
bop bop hahaha
Fuzion180 5 months ago
They seemed proud of the fact that they worked the tills ALL DAY...
MrBokkerz 5 months ago
Taxiiii
buddybudstar 5 months ago
Haha w
GurkhaSoulza 6 months ago
Haha do you have a necta points LMAO. Need to make another series
GurkhaSoulza 6 months ago 2
skip 0:00
Spirit9Ahmedm9 7 months ago
what a fat bitch
hahah! I heard laughter when Augustus mentioned the Nectar Card! haha
carpdiem88 7 months ago
She is a nasty bitch isn't she...
AchillesBiker 7 months ago
boop
jps1988 7 months ago
hahaha funny as shit, you can hear the woman stop herself from laughing at 1:19 when he says about the nectar card XD lol
hobobastard 8 months ago
hahahha very funnny!!!!! :)
sundipy09 8 months ago
This guy is even better than Sacha Baron Cohen LOL
StuartGilliganGriff 9 months ago 7
We have to charge for the bags its because of the environment!
electronicsynthbus 9 months ago 3
I wonder if the staff knew it was an act because what if he was arrested?
JLTVstaff 10 months ago
Do you have a Nectar card?
ViralVidsBest 10 months ago 4
LMFAO *cops sirens* "TAXIIII!"
Sporkinator4 11 months ago
Lmao!! Just brilliant.
TomKennyIsLovely 11 months ago
lol funny
AmericanHero911 11 months ago
Hahahahahaha. Whoever thought of this is funny. There's so many funny quotes from this sketch. 'Nectar Card? This is Morrisons NOT Sainsburys!'
'We have to charge 20p for the bag because of the...the...environment. Every little helps.' 'I'm work experience student.'
lewisf18 11 months ago 2
Morrisons Chalk Farm...my local! haha
AngloPatriot 11 months ago
"Nectar card? We're Sai...Morrisons not Sainsburys"
The higher you go in retail the stupider people get. Excellent work Augustus :)
w0lf101 11 months ago
i work at morrisons and if he came in mine i would piss myself that was legendery
mattysowls 1 year ago
@mattysowls i used to work in morrisons w12 crap pay!
Thegoldstarman 11 months ago
@Thegoldstarman i think pays good now £9.65 on a sunday :)
mattysowls 11 months ago
"I'm on work experience" sooo funny
MissDennison94 1 year ago
Augustus rules, so funny, the silly fat bitch can kiss my ass.uptight jobsworth.
steptoesaunt 1 year ago
Fat woman needs to loose some weight.
TheMrAdax 1 year ago
work expirience!
Dovoxon 1 year ago 59
'beep' :)
JohnMunchesOnLettuce 1 year ago
Apparently the manager rugby tackled Kayvan Novak after he ran out.
Dendiol 1 year ago
"Every little helps"
Tesco's slogan got scammed by him...... "To Scaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!"
Sh4h33d 1 year ago
Fine vocal work Augustus.
MattBGills 1 year ago 103
@MattBGills High Fives
greenremixv2 10 months ago
For all the people that have left stupid negative comments about the fat woman look closely and you will see that she is pregnant, stupid idiots kmt!!!
natty81274 1 week ago
@natty81274 Congratulations to her and her family!
NicosNicosNicosNicos 1 week ago
Thats morisons for you, letting any fucker on the tills hahahaah "do you have a nectar card?"
weLIKEtoROCKandROLL 2 weeks ago 2
lol sounds like sergie from compare the meerkat at the start
bbgunsrule324 2 weeks ago
show me da moneys
DJXONE23 3 weeks ago
every little helps!
BlobNation 4 weeks ago
fukin ads all over youtube.
gypsykatcher30 1 month ago
If the black bird spoke like Augustus it would have made this 10 times funnier.
Grymligast 1 month ago
where are you from?! xDD
TheChe0101 1 month ago
very brave of Novak to do this!
quelbop 1 month ago
TAXI!! HELLOO!
pencillthin 1 month ago
has this dude got arrested yet?
rhyskallen 1 month ago
It was real and he was put in a headlock by Morrisons security before the producers told them that it was a comedy show.
anilram6 1 month ago
@anilram6 who doesn't know how to get out of a headlock? and that's the new like "it's for a comedy show!"
ondamedjedi 1 month ago
@anilram6 ID HAVE BEEN LIKE, SO
pencillthin 1 month ago
Wonder if they knew
JeebusChrist01 1 month ago
Price check on till number five!
profesionalben 1 month ago
Hi Fives!
mr2gti 1 month ago
boop.... boop...... boop
StephenRWWE 1 month ago
i hate that woman. fuck right off
tumbleboys 1 month ago
I'm a legitimate employer of Morrisons!
Olliek94 2 months ago
do you have a nectar card
SteffanCCFC 2 months ago
i thought this he was called george akdikwodkideguengdo
TheRmcmufc 2 months ago
@TheRmcmufc Agdgdgwengo :P
blitzarium 2 months ago
@blitzarium haha
TheRmcmufc 2 months ago
jeez what a fat cow! struggling for breath allow augustus to make his monies!!
Thegoldstarman 2 months ago 2
HIGH FIVES!
PlanetAirsoftPlym 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SCREW WAITROSE!! Who wants bloody mince pies that taste like Christmas trees??!!! WTF!!
CRASHFIT123456789 3 months ago
High Fives lol
mr2gti 4 months ago
Boop Boop Boop
grenadier185 4 months ago
It's because of deh deh deh environment.
heightofearnestness 5 months ago 8
i wouldn't dare do this!
RandomoGaming 5 months ago 3
this was wonderful
AlgisKemezys 5 months ago
fiiiine vocal work Augustos
heightofearnestness 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
bop bop hahaha
Fuzion180 5 months ago
They seemed proud of the fact that they worked the tills ALL DAY...
MrBokkerz 5 months ago
Taxiiii
buddybudstar 5 months ago
Haha w
GurkhaSoulza 6 months ago
Haha do you have a necta points LMAO. Need to make another series
GurkhaSoulza 6 months ago 2
skip 0:00
Spirit9Ahmedm9 7 months ago
what a fat bitch
Spirit9Ahmedm9 7 months ago
hahah! I heard laughter when Augustus mentioned the Nectar Card! haha
carpdiem88 7 months ago
She is a nasty bitch isn't she...
AchillesBiker 7 months ago
boop
jps1988 7 months ago
hahaha funny as shit, you can hear the woman stop herself from laughing at 1:19 when he says about the nectar card XD lol
hobobastard 8 months ago
hahahha very funnny!!!!! :)
sundipy09 8 months ago
This guy is even better than Sacha Baron Cohen LOL
StuartGilliganGriff 9 months ago 7
We have to charge for the bags its because of the environment!
electronicsynthbus 9 months ago 3
I wonder if the staff knew it was an act because what if he was arrested?
JLTVstaff 10 months ago
Do you have a Nectar card?
ViralVidsBest 10 months ago 4
LMFAO *cops sirens* "TAXIIII!"
Sporkinator4 11 months ago
Lmao!! Just brilliant.
TomKennyIsLovely 11 months ago
lol funny
AmericanHero911 11 months ago
Hahahahahaha. Whoever thought of this is funny. There's so many funny quotes from this sketch. 'Nectar Card? This is Morrisons NOT Sainsburys!'
'We have to charge 20p for the bag because of the...the...environment. Every little helps.' 'I'm work experience student.'
lewisf18 11 months ago 2
Morrisons Chalk Farm...my local! haha
AngloPatriot 11 months ago
"Nectar card? We're Sai...Morrisons not Sainsburys"
The higher you go in retail the stupider people get. Excellent work Augustus :)
w0lf101 11 months ago
i work at morrisons and if he came in mine i would piss myself that was legendery
mattysowls 1 year ago
@mattysowls i used to work in morrisons w12 crap pay!
Thegoldstarman 11 months ago
@Thegoldstarman i think pays good now £9.65 on a sunday :)
mattysowls 11 months ago
"I'm on work experience" sooo funny
MissDennison94 1 year ago
Augustus rules, so funny, the silly fat bitch can kiss my ass.uptight jobsworth.
steptoesaunt 1 year ago
Fat woman needs to loose some weight.
TheMrAdax 1 year ago
work expirience!
Dovoxon 1 year ago 59
'beep' :)
JohnMunchesOnLettuce 1 year ago
Apparently the manager rugby tackled Kayvan Novak after he ran out.
Dendiol 1 year ago
"Every little helps"
Tesco's slogan got scammed by him...... "To Scaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!"
Sh4h33d 1 year ago
Fine vocal work Augustus.
MattBGills 1 year ago 103
@MattBGills High Fives
greenremixv2 10 months ago