whose reality did they settle down in, the one with marines trying to kill them around every corner and aliens teleporting in around them every 5 seconds, or the one with the homicidal, passive-aggressive AI constantly trying to execute them Nazi-style?
I'll tell you where my life went wrong Glados! When I Made the Best choice to become Aperture Science Test Subject to kick UR ASS! MMMWWWWWUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (evil Laugh)
D0NT READ THIS IT ACHUALLY WORKS! YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAY NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHE’S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
HAHA, SHE SAID DOCTORS ARE SMART! I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA BE ONE, SO THEREFORE I AM SMART IN THE EYES OF GLaDOS, AND SHE CANNOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! I WIN I WIN I WIN- *neurotoxin'd*
i think there is a other reason for her not to speak, i mean did you ever looked at her face? she looks like a crazy psychopath with her eyes very wide open ^^
GLaDOS: what's ur point anyway? survival....? well then the last thing you want to do is hurt me i had you brain scanned and permanently backed up incase something terrible might happen to you.. dont believe me? here *nods at is says it*
ill put you on
Chell: helloooooo
GLaDOS: THAT'S YOU THAT'S HOW DUMB U SOUND!
your not smart, your not a sientist, your not a doctor, your not even a full time employee... where did ur life goes so wrong?
It's 2011, and damn hl2ep3 hasnt come out yet, if I'm not beating aliens to death with a crowbar again by holiday 2011, I'll be at valve studios......with a crowbar!!
lol the first time i played portal i did the cheat to get a block and replaced it with the companion cube and it worked. but then i accentual walked through the emancipation grid...
@JackBower15 She was adopted by a scientist. People say it could be rat man as father or the man in the picture (I couldn't think of his name at the time) with Caroline/GLaDOS (I don't know if it's true about Caroline being GLaDOS. But I do think she was human before, why? Because in the song "Still Alive" she says she was woken up and told that she will live forever). The man in the picture being the father and Caroline being the mother. Also GLaDOS finds his face familiar and the woman.
@JackBower15 Also there is an Easter Egg on Portal 2 where you see the projects of "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day." where it was showing projects of potatos. The very last project was a huge tree breaking the roof of the room and if you look very carefully, the project said " By Chell" very poorly which made it kinda of cute.
@JackBower15 Proof for Chell being adopted. Quoted by None other than GLaDOS (from portal 1)
GLaDOS even says in portal and I quote:
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the compainion cube. Ofcourse, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.
@JackBower15 Because of how un-likeable you are. It says so right here in your personal file: Un-likeable, liked by no one, a bitter un-likeable loner. Whos passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.
0:14
MrCoxbox 1 week ago
I'm going to say "Hello" like in the video when I walk into school tomorrow. Here's what it will be like...
Me: Helooooo!
Friend: O_o
maychanx31 1 week ago
Helooooo!
CpEmpoleon1438 1 week ago
actually, chell's life went wrong when she woke up in the room and GLaDOS started talking...
AstralBlueWolf 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
GLaDOS: Where did your life go so wrong?!
Chell: Well, it probably all started when my parents brought me to "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day"... =_=
skywalkerchick 2 weeks ago in playlist Portal 2
@skywalkerchick adopted parents not regualr parents
fluffygreen6 2 weeks ago
Why does Chell's face look like that of a monkey/ape?
KurtisB14 2 weeks ago
Chell looks better in portal 2
Skateking1449 4 weeks ago 2
@Skateking1449
yep
mrblackhawk07 3 weeks ago
why is it porn videos tht ¨are like¨ this video?
Xboxisracist 4 weeks ago
HELLOOOO.
RitsuTheCreeper 4 weeks ago
proooo~ :D
LeoraBerry001 1 month ago
@megapichu123 Where did you get it?
DarkEpicPheonix 1 month ago
@DarkEpicPheonix google portal rule 34 u will find it
megapichu123 1 month ago
"PROOO!"
IzzyWildcat 1 month ago
"I'll put you on."
IzzyWildcat 1 month ago
i have a version of 0:12 where one of chells boobs is out
megapichu123 1 month ago
@megapichu123 Very nice
chestburster95 1 month ago
i heard breathing
gabby24681 1 month ago
Does Chel have brown hair or black hair?
122Yoshi 1 month ago
@122Yoshi Chell has black hair
codysimpsonlvrgirl12 1 month ago
heERRROO!!!!!!!
theawesomewoman 1 month ago
Keep replaying it from the start and it sounds like she gets angryer and angryer lol
TrollinDuncan 2 months ago
LMFAO WHAT DA FUCK?!
tobythekingcharles 2 months ago
thats GlaDOs
prsn12 2 months ago
"Proo! That's you!...." Lol
JAG2365 2 months ago
Hello
1998koko100 2 months ago
Freeman's daughter
jonasfeld 2 months ago
aw the i wuv you picture is adorable
TheNamesApple 3 months ago
what does the heart box does
spindelgrisful 3 months ago
@spindelgrisful thats the companion cube you need it in a few portal levels to help you but then you end up having to incinerae it
deadlycreature101 3 months ago
this part in portal made me laugh my ass off
Shhambolic 3 months ago
Chell meets Gordon Freeman
Gorden: ...
Chell: ...
And they lived togheter.
theps3gamerzchannel 3 months ago 25
@theps3gamerzchannel
whose reality did they settle down in, the one with marines trying to kill them around every corner and aliens teleporting in around them every 5 seconds, or the one with the homicidal, passive-aggressive AI constantly trying to execute them Nazi-style?
thegameulost 3 months ago
...
BPKAL 3 months ago
knew it all along, Mr. Bean had a sex change to dstroy GLaDOS's sanity.
Usiema 3 months ago
Mr. Bean turned into Chell??? Why was I not notified??!?!?!!11
themaskedsailor 3 months ago
"hellooooo" well, i'm sure a person with brain damage would utter something like that
eggyolksam 3 months ago
Why not Magic *snort* *snort*
C0DESUB 3 months ago
''Hello'' thats what you sounds like!
here57 3 months ago
I'll tell you where my life went wrong Glados! When I Made the Best choice to become Aperture Science Test Subject to kick UR ASS! MMMWWWWWUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (evil Laugh)
elementaldragon244 3 months ago
Hello???? XD
viley387 4 months ago
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HEL 0:00 0U!!!
MrZombiemod 4 months ago
HEL 0:0 00U!!!
MrZombiemod 4 months ago
@MrZombiemod fail... two times in a row... its: HEL 0:00O?
Sandi315Productions 4 months ago
HEL0:000U!!!
MrZombiemod 4 months ago
YOUR NOT EVAN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE!!! - AND WERE GONA BURN BLACK MESA TO THE GROND, WITHE OUT CONBUSTBALE LEMONS!
MrRensis 4 months ago
GlaDOS is an asshole.
Ureteralclock1917 4 months ago
0:11 it looks like she just had sex with the compainion cube!
GuttenSnorre 4 months ago
"Huloooo!"
...Gir?!
warpedwiselegoman 4 months ago 3
Hullooo!! - __ -
ThatClassicGreyBox 4 months ago
"Huuullloo"
"THAT'S YOU! That's how DUMB YOU SOUND!"
rofl! Get's me every time.
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D0NT READ THIS IT ACHUALLY WORKS! YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAY NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHE’S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
spookeyghost666 4 months ago
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How ugly is chell? Im not gunna be suprised if chell gets raped by companion cube
timmyisthefly 4 months ago
LLLLLLOLL
vigtigyou2uber 4 months ago
@thefallendreamers8 HOW CAN YOU :'( He loves you !!
Dominickbmusic 4 months ago
that wasn't chell, that was mr bean
xy274 4 months ago 274
@xy274 unless Chell is Mr. Bean's sister. O_o
TheJake1005 4 months ago
@xy274 When GLaDOS says this it's on Portal on the battle, as you pick up the anger core she says that.So it's the anger cube in real life.
land036000 1 week ago
the ting u must remember is that chell is actually a mute, therefor galdos must be lying about that at least
DXtreme96 4 months ago
@DXtreme96 WELL she could be mute..or she just refuses to talk to give Glados the pleasure
annulove 4 months ago
chell: ಠ_ಠ
glados: hahahahahaha
11reactor 4 months ago
Is it sad that I'm putting this on my iPod?
GothRockChic 4 months ago
Chell: I love you cube!
GLaDOS: *sniff*
eatsleepplayrepeat 4 months ago
sorry but who is chell? :D
ardaunlubursa 4 months ago
@ardaunlubursa uhhhhh she is the person you play as in portal
luigimario9100 4 months ago
HAHA, SHE SAID DOCTORS ARE SMART! I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA BE ONE, SO THEREFORE I AM SMART IN THE EYES OF GLaDOS, AND SHE CANNOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE! I WIN I WIN I WIN- *neurotoxin'd*
HeylinPrincess666 4 months ago
@HeylinPrincess666 She also said that the cake wasn't a lie ! ;)
Dominickbmusic 4 months ago
eww her feet look hecka gross
RAPPERSPWN 5 months ago
No wonder she never talks.
srw190098 5 months ago
chell wuvs the anyoing compaion cube but i luv GLaDos shes awesome
swapertxking 5 months ago
0:20 sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute *screen capture*
yes i have it
XxTHECAKEISALIExX94 5 months ago
"Don't believe me?Here, I'll put you on!"
"Hellooooo"
"That's you. That's how dumb you sound."
(distant Nyan cat growing slowly louder.)
"What is this?Chell, is this your doing?"
"MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
ilovelegosomuch 5 months ago 151
Chell is actually a "Dangerous mute lunatic"
Why am I writing this again?
Hordiyevych 5 months ago
alternate between pressing 1 and 3
jetjdsimon 5 months ago
HELLU!
Craft2Use 5 months ago
press 5
Kooseandco1 5 months ago
you know, she's been trapped in the enrichment centre since she was a little girl, so that could really be her voice
kblargh 5 months ago
@kblargh anyone else kinda scared by that thought
jetjdsimon 5 months ago
@jetjdsimon maybe GLaDOS has soundforge
kblargh 5 months ago
why isn't she wearing shoes?
superglassesman2011 5 months ago
@superglassesman2011 She wares special long-fall spring-loaded shoes.
merkur32123 5 months ago
i think there is a other reason for her not to speak, i mean did you ever looked at her face? she looks like a crazy psychopath with her eyes very wide open ^^
knightofnightside 5 months ago
@knightofnightside ..
CommanderSwedePlays 5 months ago
@CommanderSwedePlays
very meaningfull... if you don't have anything to say don't send me posts ^^
knightofnightside 5 months ago
@knightofnightside i figured it would be fairly self explanatory...thats the stupidest theory ive heard
CommanderSwedePlays 5 months ago
@CommanderSwedePlays
it was a joke, not a theory. you need to read between the lines ...
knightofnightside 5 months ago
@knightofnightside that is not a saying that makes sense in that circumstance
CommanderSwedePlays 5 months ago
@CommanderSwedePlays
are you serious?you look for sense in youtube comments?
PS: neither than yours...
knightofnightside 5 months ago
@knightofnightside I think you need to stop talking now.
CommanderSwedePlays 5 months ago
@CommanderSwedePlays wow, he was jokeing, you're a dick.
MrSlatwob 5 months ago
@MrSlatwob I thought what he said was stupid and shared my opinion. Thats not being a douche. Hes a big boy. He can take criticism.
CommanderSwedePlays 5 months ago
The resin why chell does not talk it because she mad with GlaDOS and so chell ignores her
BitOfSand 5 months ago
I love the pic at 0:18
TheTaptap5 5 months ago
HELLUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!
Max27588 5 months ago
GLaDOS: what's ur point anyway? survival....? well then the last thing you want to do is hurt me i had you brain scanned and permanently backed up incase something terrible might happen to you.. dont believe me? here *nods at is says it*
ill put you on
Chell: helloooooo
GLaDOS: THAT'S YOU THAT'S HOW DUMB U SOUND!
your not smart, your not a sientist, your not a doctor, your not even a full time employee... where did ur life goes so wrong?
Chell: *Shrugs*
Hyenna15 5 months ago
@Hyenna15 Thank you, because I was listening to this on mute and couldn't understand what it was about....
MrJolla11 5 months ago
HelloooooooOOOO あなたが鳴るので、愚かです LOLOOPOLOOLOOL :3
AdmirAder 5 months ago
lmao what a bitch bless her xD
TicklishCaptiv3 5 months ago
she sounds like rapping or singing?
MultiChidoriRasengan 5 months ago
I shouldn't be laughing so hard. fhdsajkl I'm dying.
"THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND."
Hipster00Owl 5 months ago
It's 2011, and damn hl2ep3 hasnt come out yet, if I'm not beating aliens to death with a crowbar again by holiday 2011, I'll be at valve studios......with a crowbar!!
legovoiceactor 5 months ago 2
The funny part is it's a guy from valve beginning why hl2 ep 3 won't be here
123eee555 5 months ago
no that is glados's voice
99forestfire 5 months ago
gordon freeman and chell should marry to eachother
TheHat3z 5 months ago
"HAHLUUUUUUU~! :D"
iiCitrusNinja 5 months ago
I can't stop laughing
XgottahavemychucksX 5 months ago 2
Hellooooo~
THAT'S you! THAT'S how DUMB you sound!
YinCube 5 months ago 3
this is GLaDOS when u destroy the morality core(portal geek and OCD positive)
derkaderrrrr12 5 months ago
LOLZORS!!! x3
MrTiguni 6 months ago
sounds like a baby.
vadimkilller 6 months ago
she kinda sounds like a nagging mother or mother in law
annabethrules 6 months ago
it went wrong whne u tried to kill me!
headshot22331 6 months ago
i swear this is GLaDOS?
YasminlamaGaming 6 months ago
@YasminlamaGaming No the part where it said "Huluuuuuuuu"
johnsnake71 6 months ago
'herooooo.
legiosmortis 6 months ago
OMFG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ninjafredz 6 months ago
LOL
GamingSol 6 months ago
Is that ....... MR.BEAN
samsmaximas 6 months ago
@samsmaximas no its teddy
1010232ful 6 months ago
hellooooo XD
chuggafan5 6 months ago
lol the first time i played portal i did the cheat to get a block and replaced it with the companion cube and it worked. but then i accentual walked through the emancipation grid...
cokacutter 6 months ago
why does she have no shose? lol
TristanMachuwano1998 6 months ago
HELLOOOOO
cameronbryant24 6 months ago
my life went wrong when i took this test!!!! (Falcon Punchd GLaDOS)
TheGodOfBlocks 6 months ago
"Hellooooo"
bluechickadi 6 months ago
and that is why chell went mute GLaDOS
cameronbryant24 6 months ago
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1010232ful 6 months ago
@1010232ful how is this spam?
metaknightftw1 6 months ago
@metaknightftw1 i dont know no one classed it as spam
1010232ful 6 months ago
@1010232ful it shows it on mine that its spam :l
metaknightftw1 6 months ago
@metaknightftw1 hm strange :I
1010232ful 5 months ago
helloooo
1010232ful 6 months ago
lol not real but funny
cameronbryant24 6 months ago
@cameronbryant24 It is real, it is in the final boss. ^^
MeanchildIiGoodchild 6 months ago
@MeanchildIiGoodchild what GLaDOS said was real it was the helooooo that wasnt real i played portal i know
cameronbryant24 6 months ago
@cameronbryant24 Oh, okey, my bad ^^''
MeanchildIiGoodchild 6 months ago
@cameronbryant24 its actually not fake
explodinggomba 6 months ago
Chells mute!
magnetwardrobe 6 months ago
The Cake is only a lie because Gabe already ate it.
TheLvl100magikarp 6 months ago
Press 5 for retarded voice
Jackassportugal046 6 months ago
HER VOISE JUST MEAN THOSE WORDS... or not... x.x
p0rrfilm 6 months ago
@p0rrfilm hhhgggffffddd
senn4200 6 months ago
@p0rrfilm You suck at English.
SaigeAdriana 6 months ago
my friend said shes mute but i heard her scream b4
keilnealquan 6 months ago
@keilnealquan when shes mute
trey1177 6 months ago
It went wrong when you told me...
I WAS FAT.
I WAS ADOPTED.
WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO INCINERATE MY BEST FRIEND.
AND WHEN YOU TOLD ME THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
allyjez1 6 months ago 66
@allyjez1 XD that is to true
PikaBloo77 4 months ago
Is... That... MR. BEAN
KonaArii 6 months ago 3
HULLO!
innovatoranimator 6 months ago 141
@innovatoranimator i think she might have taken the soundfile from female pyro.
Subject134127 5 months ago
@innovatoranimator
No its: HULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
adifferentsoul222 4 months ago
CHELLS VOICE IS A LIE
TheMinecraftMember 6 months ago
THE COMPANION CUBE CAN SING IN PORTAL 2 IT SINGS THE INSTRUMENTAL OF GONE
Pwnage195 6 months ago
HelloooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
razorflame45 6 months ago
PurrllOOOoooOoo
ROBLOXains 6 months ago
Hellooooooo
kennynitro17 6 months ago
hirlooooo. HEAR THAT THAT"S HOW DUMB SOUND
TheRoboSensei 6 months ago
Why does she sound like a robot?
Jadyn1112 6 months ago
@Jadyn1112 That's not chell talking. that's GLaDOS. Which by the way stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. I am a nerd
mariojacksonmoonwalk 6 months ago
"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on"
"Helloooooooo"
"That's you. That's how dumb you sound."
T^T
GEhotpants101 6 months ago 237
@GEhotpants101 and thats why shell doesn't talk
AGoldSoldier 5 months ago
GLaDOS
Thunderbirds1001 6 months ago
xD i didn't know Glados can shed tears hahhahhaaa nice art.
NinjaBoyFuto 6 months ago
Lol 00:12 helloo
nousernameswhy 6 months ago
what a bitch....
MsBenjo 6 months ago 3
i think thats just glados taking the p out of you and pretending its you
faceman667 6 months ago
that is not chells voice.....
EpicPortalFan 6 months ago
heloooo!
dudeofdudez12 7 months ago
HELOOOOO!
Internet1001001 7 months ago
"You're not even a full time employee!"
"Where did your life go wrong?"
DragonsOfPain 7 months ago
lol that is GLaDOS not Chell.!
CyberSword10 7 months ago
@CyberSword10 durr
durr hurr
derp
Eriansy13 7 months ago
Thanks guys, that really fills in the gap. :)
JackBower15 7 months ago
Maybe Chell's just deaf and mute?
She doesn't respond to damn thing GLaDOS says...
doesn't really make any noises...barely cared about the companion cube's death...
And while playing...weren't you pretty much saying STFU to GLaDOS a bunch?
kingofodd317 7 months ago
What is Chell's story though?
JackBower15 7 months ago
@JackBower15 She was adopted by a scientist. People say it could be rat man as father or the man in the picture (I couldn't think of his name at the time) with Caroline/GLaDOS (I don't know if it's true about Caroline being GLaDOS. But I do think she was human before, why? Because in the song "Still Alive" she says she was woken up and told that she will live forever). The man in the picture being the father and Caroline being the mother. Also GLaDOS finds his face familiar and the woman.
TheKrispieTaco 7 months ago
@JackBower15 Also there is an Easter Egg on Portal 2 where you see the projects of "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day." where it was showing projects of potatos. The very last project was a huge tree breaking the roof of the room and if you look very carefully, the project said " By Chell" very poorly which made it kinda of cute.
TheKrispieTaco 7 months ago
@JackBower15 Proof for Chell being adopted. Quoted by None other than GLaDOS (from portal 1)
GLaDOS even says in portal and I quote:
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the compainion cube. Ofcourse, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.
TheKrispieTaco 7 months ago
@JackBower15 Because of how un-likeable you are. It says so right here in your personal file: Un-likeable, liked by no one, a bitter un-likeable loner. Whos passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.
TheKrispieTaco 7 months ago
AAAOOOUUHHHHH THat's you, thats how dumb you sound!
D197JN 7 months ago
HAlLLOOUUU!!!
SuperSmuffer 7 months ago
I know what sound chell makes when chell falls a long ways down but d