Someone should edit this so that, after Alex says "You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up yer arse!", Christopher Walken comes in and says "I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years."
I really got sick and tired of seeing comments on ACO videos like quotes from the movie and shit when 90% of the people who watched the movie has no idead what the movie trully meant from the begining to end but still they are quoting like a bunch of brainwashed idiots. I guess after all Kubrick was the all time greatest.
Malcolm was technically 27, not 30. 3 YEAR age difference. And there are a lot of people who look younger than they are. I'm 30 and STILL get carded for smokes!
@gir2345---I hope Any McDowell gets cancer too. She's sickening.
My life is movies and want to be a film critic for a living. In my personal opinion, I believe this character Alex played by Malcolm Mcdowell is the best acting performance of ALL TIME. He deserved to win oscar for best actor in 1971 when the film was released. Kubrick should have won best director and picture as well but it was too violent for its time and I believe people could not get past the shock for it to win an oscar. Though again this is just my view and respect other opinions.
@RichardElden Would somebody just put a dick in that guy's mouth, please? 'Cause that's what he wants. He's a cocksucker in disguise. He's got his mouth open 'cause he wants someone to cum in it. if you keep it up, we'll grab your ass and throw you on the fucking street, where you belong, with your mother! And I'm fucking her in the asshole every night anyway, so fuck you and your sister and your wife! If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire!
I think that if Kubrick had put the chapter 21 this would be the best film in the history because the last chapter shows you the message of the evolution of a bad person turning into good, showing that if you want you can!...but without that, this is only a good ultraviolence movie...if you think that too thumbs up!
This is the best "stick it up your ass" ever said!! I always laugh at it!
You can read in his eyes he's going to say it, the very moment she finishes talking! Then he says "you know what you could do with that watch?" to add the waiting to the joke, but wants to come to the main point, so he tells it quickly! It's perfect!!
Too bad Alex was in full body cast, he could have gave that lady the old in-out real savage like, just to show her he was really cured, oh my brothers.
@imortal2demon1 When people with black hair get old alot of there hair turns blue instead of grey. Its rly weird. I had this 1 kid in my class have naturaly black/blue hair and the teachers always wanted him 2 dye it black but he wuz all liek NAH I HAZ BLUE HAAIR MUWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARHARHAAAARRR!~~~~~~
This video was the first video, the first scene I ever saw of A Clockwork Orange. Back then, I had no idea how much of an impact this movie would have on my life.
reminds me of luke skywalker.
xXTiberiusXx 7 hours ago
Real horrorshow
Cag1234321 1 day ago
Fallout anyone?
soulserkut 1 week ago
He says "Fuckin' hell!" because it rolls off the tongue easier than "The old in-and-out hell!"
PoletBally 1 week ago
King Zorita Gorington- My mind is a blank. Uh...and I'll smash your face for you, yorblockos. hahahahahahahahahaha.
I knew the king loved that scene.
KingZoritaGorington1 1 week ago
How many did I get right?.....:D????
tyrannasaurasalan 2 weeks ago
Love that laugh
DominusTuus 2 weeks ago
His eyes are so blue
jerseysleuth 1 month ago
CABBAGES , KNICKERS, IT HASNT GOT A BEAK!!
StronglyFancied 1 month ago
I really like this movie as much as Harold and Maude
easymember 1 month ago
awww alex is so cute <3
sexysuz89 1 month ago
LMAO "uh.. no time for the old in and out love, i've just come to read the meter" hahahaha
shsuman16 2 months ago
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stick it up your ass!!!
beat909m21 2 months ago
eggy weggs is on ytmnd XD
TheElectricDreamer93 2 months ago
I love how he says "eggiwegs..."
AKhottie13 2 months ago
I've always wanted to know what it means to "read the meter"
beatlesnirvanarock 2 months ago
@beatlesnirvanarock It's when the electric company comes to your house and takes reading from the meter every few months...
jhiller21 2 months ago 3
Nice groody @ :55
generalwilcox 3 months ago
No time for the old in-out, luv!
joemi1966 3 months ago
just here to read the meter ;)
beatlesnirvanarock 3 months ago
0:35 That laugh.. bahahha! I love how he says "eggy weggs" like is thinking so hard about it...
EpicWinningFaceGirl 3 months ago 2
what's Anakin doing in a hospital?
WebCamCartmell 3 months ago
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EpicWinningFaceGirl 3 months ago
This is how I got my basic training with GOD/ Grand Galactics.
ataturkwashomo 3 months ago
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Eggy Weggs
MisterAJZ 3 months ago
Eggs weggs
MisterAJZ 3 months ago 3
embedding disabled in the era of social networking?
pixelissue 3 months ago
He's just wonderful. I don't care that he's supposed to be a psycho, he's beautiful and hilarious, and those EYES. Lordy, they're amazing.
OliviaTheGeek 3 months ago 8
"Pick 'em all up, and thr- AHHHHHH fuckin' 'ell..."
This was actually one of my favourite parts of the film.
ClockworkComputer 3 months ago 3
"Eggy-wegs... I would like to SMASH 'EM!!" — Little Alex
Subgenius23 4 months ago 3
I could be wrong here, but isn't that the first time Alex actually says the F word in the whole film?
Jcm9991 4 months ago 4
Eggywegs!
MrHEC381991 4 months ago
Ive got time for the old in &out.
HeroSavage 4 months ago 35
Just come to read the meter..
UNDERGROUND2000 4 months ago
I love his giggly laughter at 0:35 XD
SickyJinx13 4 months ago 2
That psychiatrist has a kind of charm. I don't no but she makes me feel weird in a good way. She's enchanting me ...
Redwarem 4 months ago
Why does that lady have blue hair?
ytrewq1994 4 months ago
@ytrewq1994 what time do you think they are living in?
jimbobhk2009 4 months ago
@ytrewq1994 the same reason that Alex's mum has purple hair ( i believe its purple)
grandmafrank1983 4 months ago
@ytrewq1994 Its her natural hair color. I have natural black/blue hair as well. As for purple hair thats not a natural hair color but I may be wrong.
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techgeek97 5 months ago
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You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass. Ha ha
MisterAJZ 5 months ago
0:34
Anubis1243 5 months ago
eggy weggs
tylerf13ful 5 months ago 2
yaw blocko's
tylerf13ful 5 months ago
Eggy wegs.
IsolationInstigation 5 months ago 3
THIS WAS FILMED AT THE HOSPITAL I USED TO WORK IN
pinnexmoor 5 months ago 2
I think that this nurse is so sweet. :D
DigitB 5 months ago
Daría una versión subtitulada :(
deliciouscrazyway 6 months ago
Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a beak! haaaa!!
PaddyButton 6 months ago 9
I would like to smash em and . . . OW! FUCKINELL!
Love that bit.
SuperBailey2009 6 months ago 4
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you know what you can do with that watch? STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
hazeWUT 6 months ago
No time for the ol' in an out love!
10pts4Griffindor 6 months ago
eggy weggs <3
redandgreenmakebrown 6 months ago 2
Someone should edit this so that, after Alex says "You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up yer arse!", Christopher Walken comes in and says "I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years."
45andcounting 6 months ago 141
@45andcountingHA nice reference....
killa420herb 6 months ago
@45andcounting that would be funny.
moshomaniac1 6 months ago
@45andcounting you're godamn genius
VikTalks 5 months ago
@VikTalks haha, why thank you.
45andcounting 5 months ago
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BarackObeezy 5 months ago
@45andcounting /watch?v=Gp66OqIzUuo
SergeantBagel 5 months ago
@45andcounting /watch?v=ztaX6ML33Jc
JOXCY 4 months ago
@JOXCY lol the other guy sargeantbagel already did it ;)
45andcounting 4 months ago
@45andcounting Damn, I'll take it down then, he did it first after all.
JOXCY 4 months ago
@JOXCY naw, keep it up. i may have started a trend :D
45andcounting 4 months ago
@45andcounting nice one!
alterdings 3 months ago
eggiwegs......
TheGameLover666 6 months ago
@TheGameLover666 I don't know why but I cracked up when he said that
d1sgustpated 6 months ago
"erm no time for the old 'in and out' love, I've just come to read the meter" *toothy grin*
emzibobthestrangest 6 months ago
@RichardElden What?
gir2345 6 months ago
I really got sick and tired of seeing comments on ACO videos like quotes from the movie and shit when 90% of the people who watched the movie has no idead what the movie trully meant from the begining to end but still they are quoting like a bunch of brainwashed idiots. I guess after all Kubrick was the all time greatest.
NarutoXras3ngan 6 months ago
you know wat u can with that watch?
TheGameLover666 6 months ago
"No time for the old in-and-out love. I've just come to read the Metre!"
waypastthat 6 months ago
@RichardElden Karma is a bitch , i think it is funny you thinking you are big man hoping someone gets cancer over the internet , real big man.
chanceie12 6 months ago
@brattygurl271----you're ugly.
Malcolm was technically 27, not 30. 3 YEAR age difference. And there are a lot of people who look younger than they are. I'm 30 and STILL get carded for smokes!
@gir2345---I hope Any McDowell gets cancer too. She's sickening.
erika3897 7 months ago
My life is movies and want to be a film critic for a living. In my personal opinion, I believe this character Alex played by Malcolm Mcdowell is the best acting performance of ALL TIME. He deserved to win oscar for best actor in 1971 when the film was released. Kubrick should have won best director and picture as well but it was too violent for its time and I believe people could not get past the shock for it to win an oscar. Though again this is just my view and respect other opinions.
Butown 7 months ago
that old lady is adorable
60708 7 months ago 5
the fact that he thinks that it's so funny is incredibly adorable. lol
gir2345 7 months ago
any1 else feels like turning off his machines?!
hjoermungand 7 months ago
@RichardElden fuck you Mcdowell is the best so is Kubrick asswhole
aclockworkorange92 7 months ago
@RichardElden I used to fuck guys like you in prison
grimaper 7 months ago
@RichardElden Would somebody just put a dick in that guy's mouth, please? 'Cause that's what he wants. He's a cocksucker in disguise. He's got his mouth open 'cause he wants someone to cum in it. if you keep it up, we'll grab your ass and throw you on the fucking street, where you belong, with your mother! And I'm fucking her in the asshole every night anyway, so fuck you and your sister and your wife! If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire!
TheSethman95 7 months ago
omfg his laugh <3
DamXshane 7 months ago
I think that if Kubrick had put the chapter 21 this would be the best film in the history because the last chapter shows you the message of the evolution of a bad person turning into good, showing that if you want you can!...but without that, this is only a good ultraviolence movie...if you think that too thumbs up!
EsMiVidaTV 7 months ago
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH THAT WATCH , STICK IT UP UR ASS Haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
legodeath2600 7 months ago 4
when he laughs it makes me die!!1 hahaha
MsRileyboy1 7 months ago
"You know what you can do with that watch? STICK IT UP UR ARSE!"
razer2haxor 7 months ago
No time for the old "In and out", love. I've just come to read the meter.
DyingRose1334 7 months ago 5
no time for the in out love hahaha
etdrury 7 months ago
This is the best "stick it up your ass" ever said!! I always laugh at it!
You can read in his eyes he's going to say it, the very moment she finishes talking! Then he says "you know what you could do with that watch?" to add the waiting to the joke, but wants to come to the main point, so he tells it quickly! It's perfect!!
KombatGod 7 months ago
Righty right! :D!
Awesome laugh xD
PianoSaraTimBurton 7 months ago
"No time for the in-and-out love, I've just come to read the meter"
NintenFan0900 8 months ago 3
i think she is smokin hottie
SuperSm1th 8 months ago 18
that's not what they said in the book...
winkledorf17 8 months ago
@winkledorf17
if u expect ANY movie to follow the book accurately, it will never happen
atomichead777 8 months ago
@atomichead777 shawshank redemption, fight club, green mile? ring a bell? fuck yourself
winkledorf17 8 months ago
@winkledorf17
whoa whoa, all i said was that movies usually never follow books
i didn't literally mean every single movie ever made
and anyways, why don't u go fuck yourself for expecting every single movie to follow the book exactly, dumbass
atomichead777 8 months ago
@atomichead777 well, if the book was good enough to be made into a movie, the movie should at least be acurate to the book.
winkledorf17 8 months ago
@winkledorf17 what an idiotic comment
rdecredico 2 months ago
@rdecredico yeah
winkledorf17 2 months ago
1:04 "You know what you could do with that watch, STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!"
JollyGothicKid 8 months ago 4
Eggy wegs....I would like...to smash em! And pick em all up and thro-OWW!!!
Fucking Hell...
crazzygirl100 8 months ago 5
The laugh at 0:35 is absolutly adorable.
crazzygirl100 8 months ago 4
What did Kubrick think about Polanski pictures, and the other way around?????
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krishnaraj613 8 months ago
Too bad Alex was in full body cast, he could have gave that lady the old in-out real savage like, just to show her he was really cured, oh my brothers.
mistomen 8 months ago 8
haha fucked in the head......AGAIN!!!!
kimmyfreak200 9 months ago
"...and throw--OW!!! Fucking hell."
I lol'd. 8D
MissRandomIsRandom 9 months ago 7
Ow! Fucking hell...
ChrisLSakowski 9 months ago
This scene must've amused Malcom very much XD
Gypsygirl2113 9 months ago 6
This was added on me b-day!!!
Gypsygirl2113 9 months ago
"and throw..OW fuckin` hell!"
laughed so hard!!
xXgorillazboosh11Xx 9 months ago
I was cured alright!
ImmynimmyX 9 months ago 2
Were I alive in the sixties, I would have been a crazed Malcolm McDowell fangirl.
TheSim1derful 9 months ago 92
he thinks he SOOOO fuuny :P
talkindurinthemovie 9 months ago
I love his laugh it's so funny and so cute xD His eyes are so blue ;)
FromQC94 9 months ago 5
I WOULD LIKE... to smash'em
ZioStronzo 9 months ago
eggywegs!
fohawk871 9 months ago 4
Incredible, almost adorable face laughing like a satisfied child!
crazyMjo 9 months ago 6
his eyes...
are
so
blue
<3
BattyBabyDoll 9 months ago 2
@BattyBabyDoll Yep, he does!
spikelilgirl 7 months ago
i think that was possibly the most adorable laugh i have ever heard in my 15 years of living.
GawjusJoker 9 months ago
It's not got ah... ah beak!
Skeeterbag 10 months ago
no time for the old in'n outs love just gona read the meter
p0ker14 10 months ago
His laugh... His voice.. Heaven <3 <3 <3
LostMannequin224 10 months ago 8
best movie scene....EVER!!
Gdev02 10 months ago
Kubricks timless masterpiece, love it.
saqibk1 10 months ago
666666 views. My life is now complete, for I have witnessed a miracle.
TerminalToast 10 months ago 4
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DyingRose1334 10 months ago
you know what you can do with that watch? stick it up your ass! hahaha
redvsblueviewer 10 months ago
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"STICK IT UP YOUR ASS."
sic4life6661 10 months ago
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This movie changed my whole life
ediblemedal 10 months ago
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lukecopps 10 months ago
@lukecopps im not allowed to take the unembedded off because of copyright claim :(
jimmypaddy54 10 months ago 12
@lukecopps Fuck you! Don't call her a cunt. WTF is wrong with you!
ValleyGurlFrmHell 7 months ago
Why does the lady have blue hair?
imortal2demon1 10 months ago 3
@imortal2demon1 When people with black hair get old alot of there hair turns blue instead of grey. Its rly weird. I had this 1 kid in my class have naturaly black/blue hair and the teachers always wanted him 2 dye it black but he wuz all liek NAH I HAZ BLUE HAAIR MUWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARHARHAAAARRR!~~~~~~
darkchimeraa 10 months ago
eggiwegs...!!
raulox17 10 months ago
I love how Alex giggles/smiles everytime he gives an answer
AlteredConfusion9 11 months ago 5
whats the name of the actress? thank you!
SaturnElena 11 months ago
"My mind is a blank... ehh... and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos!!"
MobilePissCannon 11 months ago 6
@MobilePissCannon the best
aiapaec 10 months ago
YA KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT WATCH??? STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!!! XD
beatleman98 11 months ago 7
hahahaha favorite scene
imnotthatbloodyguy 11 months ago
haha. i used to have the 'eggy weggs' section as my ringtone back in high school
muxu89 11 months ago
Eggy weggs....
SpunkySkunk347 11 months ago
@SpunkySkunk347 i would like...to smash em!
DW8807 11 months ago
@DW8807 and pick em all up....
jordiotto1 11 months ago
Cabbages... that's usually the first thing that comes to my mind, too.
girlobsessed 11 months ago 7
Why is this a good movie? lol.
jebril 11 months ago
@jebril Have you seen it?
knightLynderic 11 months ago
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best bit in an otherwise turd of a film
edaines 11 months ago
@edaines Its a classic film.
FRr3AkOnALEaSh 11 months ago
@edaines wtf??? are you kidding????
knightLynderic 11 months ago
@edaines someone be trolling.
sniper479 10 months ago
I would like ... to smash 'em! And pick 'em all up, and THROW- OW! Fucking hell.
TR0L0L0LO 11 months ago 6
Is that Demi Moore?
And Alex has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen.
InsertZipCode 11 months ago 3
The older woman looks like an older version of the kid version of Madeline Zima.
woahthere93 1 year ago
Righty right!
linkfan160 1 year ago
@linkfan160 Righty! =D
maryqueen90 1 year ago
Eggy weggs... I would like to smash em. Pick em all up an- OH!! Fuckin' hell...
BabyPilly 1 year ago 6
errrrm.... eggy weggs ! ahahaha
0123myers 1 year ago
Anyone else notice the blue hair?
JohnRobertPosey 1 year ago 4
When he kinda giggled the first time I just about burst out laughing X)
CocoSmartie 1 year ago 2
eggiwegs..
thaPrimus 1 year ago 5
@thaPrimus Bugger! You beat to that one lol!
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
This video was the first video, the first scene I ever saw of A Clockwork Orange. Back then, I had no idea how much of an impact this movie would have on my life.
And totally. Those eyes are fucking gorgeous. <3
ChibiSkeleton 1 year ago 7
Ees cured mate! Righty right?
christopherm2k 1 year ago
eggy wegs!
urbandenizen 1 year ago
That lady has aged very well I might add.
BobSpotOn 1 year ago
"Errrr...cabbages...knickers!"
Dying4urLove 1 year ago 61
@Dying4urLove
Excuse me, this is the 21st century. We prefer the term Knafrican-Americans
1moaper2 10 months ago
i love this movie. and his voice is awesomeeee!!
Jollygirl13 1 year ago 3
Who is the nurse?
jswinder 1 year ago
Alex is sexy! ^-^ ♥
emoBLACKandRED 1 year ago 5
I WOULD FUCK THAT OLD LADY
alfok 1 year ago
A lot of people feel bad for laughing at this picture, but the truth is, this a very funny movie as well as a serious (and important) one.
NVincent1993 1 year ago 8
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter hahahhahha :D
86Volker 1 year ago 118
"I was cured allright." best line ever!!! noooow he will have his revenge >=)
retbookers 1 year ago 9
in 50 years that bitch will be desd this women was far prettyer
badsign1980 1 year ago