Sen. David Vitter: Go, Speed Racer, D'oh!

[HowardSternn]

Another Right Winger who can't get enough clitoris

[theunbubba]

You keep an eye on rabid reporters and try to watch for a skinny ass sign in your blind spot there libtard!

[gual123]

Hit and run!!!

[loonmaniac]

Vitter is so compassionate he likes a gal to strap it on and jam him up the ass for a while!

[togussa]

Oh Shit! You see him hit that sign. How could you not see that sign. Hilarious.

[jkfromcincty]

He likes the whores.

[plunger43]

he was thinking about that last time he was with the madam

[AtlasShruggery]

Diaper Dave Vitter: Another Family Values Republican.

[LordBicen]

@AtlasShruggery I just love you double standard Liberals. You bash a republican for the same weakness yet run to Clintons side for tonsiling Monica.

It's over dude. Stop towing your idiotic party line and wake the hell up to America!

Humans aren't perfect, So stop expecting everyone to be. Look around you. Everything that is set up is nothing more than a Fascad. Your a rat in a maze and dont even realize it!

[AtlasShruggery]

@LordBicen

No one expects perfection, Teabagger. The difference is that Republicans like Diaper Dave Vitter are holier-than-thou Bible thumpers who claim to be the Party of Family Values. In fact, Republicans are the family values party like they are the party of fiscal responsibility. Just ain't so.

[LordBicen]

@AtlasShruggery Yeah i'm a Libertarian, and a Tea Party supporter, not Tea Party Express. theres a Difference. Thats right, Libertarian, the one party that is NOT responsible for the shit screwed up in the country. were trying to fix it.

All i was saying is that you Hyppocrits shouldn't throw stones in a glass house.

[tradercris]

Hate to attack a guy's wife, but she must be stupid or pathetically dependent or has so much Holy Water (or the Born-Again equivilent) in her eyes that she doesnt know what is going on!

Dump the loser sister.

[MrBloc7]

it's called forgiveness and compassion

[tradercris]

Compassion? That must be why Senator Vitter is against health care reform that includes coverage for the working poor, he's so compassionate. Dont be fooled, both Vitters are hypocrites that ignore God's Commandmants when it suits them, but seek to impose them on others (can you say "morning after pill"?).

[MrBloc7]

no dude i was talking about his wife forgiving him

[panakoo]

Yet another lying, pious, hypocritical, lecturing christian caught with his dick out

[Jubb3500]

Clearly another lying Repub whoremonger.

This lying fool is now holding up the Obama nomination for FEMA and he's doing it for purely political reasons.

And Hurricane season is almost upon us!

He's obviously spent too much time sneaking around D.C. with whores.

He's not just a lying hypocrite, he's a duplicitous idiot who will say or do ANYTHING to try to hold onto office and get his "hooker/diaper" allowance.

This scumbag is putting all of the Gulf Coast at risk with this political BS.

[gandy74]

Part 1.

And NOW this PIECE of SHIT(who apparently likes to empty his rectum into diapers as part of some warped sex play with hookers) has been involved with some psychotic airport meltdown, when, after missing his flight, he tried to storm through a security door to the tarmac setting off God knows how many alarms, screaming at airport staff "Don't you know who I am!?", "Don't you know who I am?!",before ultimately fleeing the scene when security was brought in. cont....

[rudeawakeningxxx]

lmao. he can't drive.

[mintvagoo]

I think by sin, Vitters means paying a prostitute to dress him in a diaper so he can shat himself. Stinky also has a Japoo porn fetish. How can a man that loves shit as much as Vitters hate homosexuality?

[spock8585]

Did our tax dollars pay for Vitters hooker ?

[BenAliGtor]

Boy oh boy...another Pampered Politician.

Would I say Louisiana "Luvs" David Vitter? I'd have to say...that "Depends"..

[jpl7777]

This guy.... I honestly just can't do it justice in words. It's just, just HOLY SHIT. WOW!!! I mean COME ON!! Can shit like this actually happen? The dude is caught TWICE with prostitutes, not only a crime but he does it as a public official paid WITH OUR TAXES. THIS IS THE GUY WHO IS 'MISTER FAMILY VALUES'!! By the way, the state just got hit by a Biblical hurricane, but because he got caught SCREWING HOOKERS IN DIAPERS (fetish), he went into hiding, and HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!

[jpl7777]

But wait, wait, wait, it's nowhere near done. HE DOESN'T STEP DOWN. HE'S STILL THERE. O don't forget, his politics were almost clinically insane... and the guy is a Rhodes Scholar. This shit just can't get any better. O wait, yes it can.

[jpl7777]

So, why is this dude going to win? Because he is backed by a party which has seen at least 15 of its leaders resign, be indicted, or put in jail; which has overspent the country into TRILLIONS of $ in debt; and which as hung 1000's of soldier hung out to dry in the middle of the desert, based on a self-serving, bold-faced lie (don't lie to yourselves, do some research). A legacy of ashes...

[bittergunowner12]

Thats actually BOTH parties in Louisiana.

[jpl7777]

Kind of, but honestly, not so much, let's be real here, the Republicans of the past decade are going down in the history books.

[hubertfarmbuckle]

Just goes to show the theory about men with small cocks driving big cars isnt true.

[allenchampagne]

Well, I guess my tax dollars will have to pay to fix that dent.

[WhiteBlackMan11]

"The Colombia free trade deal, in my view, is not appropriate because of the history of suppression and targeted killings of labor organizers in Colombia.

-- Sen. Hillary Clinton

[y2knoproblem]

what is wrong with sexy hookers?!?! HUH? HUH?

[FlintfromOhio]

Hey senator Dumbass,,,,,how about buying an american car,,,,,,,???

[JoeNick78]

It was a rental car.

[FlintfromOhio]

Hey senator Dumbass,,,,, how about renting an American car?

[warriorswill82]

watch?v=Y7yYXm8jsyU

[stealth63]

His special order, according to the madam, was diapers. David Vitter-The Diaper Genie, and a sitting US Senator.

[expatted]

He was in a hurry to get to his next hooker.

[zarkonthezeb]

It's about his hypocrisy, not that he lied about his sex life(which he didn't), or whether he's been "found guilty of anything". Which, come to think of it, he should be. I'm pretty sure prostitution is illegal everywhere but Vegas. He's admitted to it, why no charges? If I admitted to pooping on my neighbors lawn 2 years ago, I'm pretty sure I'd be in court right now. Sen. David Vitter H(ypocrite)-LA

[mouthpeace]

"Hit'n Run Vitter obviously has yet discover the purpose of rear/sideview mirrors. Will the law apply to him here, anymore than it did when he was slamming his favorite prostitute's rear? ...I doubt it." - tymjar

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CLASSic!!!!!!!!

[madest]

why are louisiana politicians so fucked up?

[wehadrons]

Self serving hacks.. egotistic, self important, liars, and thieves. Can you imagine what would happen to you if you hit that sign and left. Can you say jail time. What a cowardly pig.

Vote them out and replace them with honest, selfless public servants.

[Desnoxvu]

Vitter should legalize prostitution so at least he isn't a hypocrite. Unless he wants to jail others for doing the same thing he does.

[jpbalkenende]

Oh Louisiana... At least New York bangs hot expensive hookers while the deep crappy South has a man crapping in his diapers for a hooker.

[nicholas9999]

So let me see. this guy has views that some people oppose. he gets caught in a relationship with a prostitute. he feels nervous in front of the cameras and so backs up into a sign in a parking lot. Apart from opposition to his views, has he ever been found guilty of anything? Btw, I consider it a badge of honor to lie about one's sex life. The showing of the parking lot accident completely and totally undercuts any sort of legitimacy to the rest of the video. What sleazy pandering this is.

[alexerb]

I wish Borat interviewed him and his wife

[dustynbones]

If his car was what Americans used to build he wouldn't have damaged his vehicle, but this is the crap that the USA imports from Asia and Mexico because of crooks and back stabbers like Vitter who have no allegiance and sold out the USA.

[hyperrreal]

what a maroon!

[tymjar]

Hit'n Run Vitter obviously has yet discover the purpose of rear/sideview mirrors. Will the law apply to him here, anymore than it did when he was slamming his favorite prostitute's rear? ...I doubt it.

[alphaq40]

he has a stupid wife that stands next to him like the rest of the retards.

[SusanJ76]

Sorry for all the pain.. but you know, when you got to crap in a diaper for a hooker, you just got to do it!

[claytongault]

Somewhat funny, yes, but really the definition of what is not news.

[Veracifier]

Thanks for the comments.

[fistnbone]

Come back, Dave! Why the hurry? Some sort of hypocritical guilt on your mind or something? We're about to take back our congressional seat in District 6. Maybe we can take that seat back too.

[eincali]

You don't have to reiterate. We all know how sorry you are.

[chuchu30]

what....are all the married republicans in bed with the hoes or the fruitcakes?

[thelegendistrue]

Way to take it in the rear, Senator! Larry Craig would be proud.

[danthemango]

wtf

[Blue387]

He drives a white Honda Civic?

[n1temairdr1fter]

someone needs to release some of that tension before driving... hahahahaha

new motto for the repugly-cons "stay hard"

[getplaning]

It's OK if you're a Republican.

[weneedhelp]

Ha ha. Add hit and run.

[Montagraph]

What a "He-tard"! ahahaha

[PharaohNineD]

"Stay Hard", the David Vitter story LOL

[infrogmation]

Vitty Cent strikes again! He's a better driver than he is a Senator

[captaincracklins]

It warms me to know that some small segment of the American media are still doing enough of their job to cause some mild distraction to hypocritical, ineffective, and law-breaking members of the Senate.

[skeeveskeeve]

hey, wasn't he supposed to leave a note on the pole or something? Hit and run?

[jclayton59466]

Man did you see the look on his wife's face.

That sux.

From the words of John Leguizamo, "It's good to know that white people are fuckedup too"

[10pigdog6]

So Spitzer has to resign in shame and face charges while this guy retains his senate seat and gets off (no pun intended) scott free? Bullshit.

[ArmchairRevolution]

Well Spitzer's actions broke the Man Act, transferring prostitutes across New York to Washington D.C. If I'm incorrect in those details I hope someone will clarify.

Regardless, this video was hilarious. 'Stay Hard'...

[CrackWilding]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the Mann act has been seriously enforced for about 50 years.

[ArmchairRevolution]

Probably not, but when you're a former DA who accumulates enemies over the years, arcane laws tend to be enforced more often.

[PresidentChucklenuts]

So...Mr.GOP Lapel Pin Senator drives a Honda?

Shouldn't this dope be in an ass kickin' American Hummer?

[libertyerian]

he cant afford the gas, he spends all his cash on the hookers or may be hes concerned about global warming. :)

[eincali]

The Honda is his "work" car.

He only takes the Hummer out when he is looking for snatch.

[SusanJ76]

Actually, when finds the "snatch" he just craps his diaper for her. What a man!

[CynicalSavior]

The only proof anyone needs that our politicians are corrupt,

Why don't they make a law that says if you're found guilty of a gross misdemeanor or felony you are out as a politician, can never hold public office again and have to forfeit your pension?

The reason they won't / don't do it is because they're all criminals and think the laws shouldn't apply to them.

Pigs.

[Venger26]

LOLOL

[billheartyface]

I can't stand Senators who hit signs!

[haobio]

Does anyone have any sympathy for him?

[freedom8758]

Jesus fuckin' Christ. This guy is still a senator?

[ckthomps]

What a freak. If there is anything that better symbolizes what GOP leadership has been like the last 12 years, I'd like to see it.

[bushputz]

"...and with that, I'm gonna, you know, stay hard at work ..."

Isn't that what got you into trouble in the first place?

[f30000000000000]

lol

[GlobalSufi]

Vitter - no more than any other whore-monger. He should be in JAIL, just like all the other Johns... y'know... McCain, etc., all of them!

[foley15136]

Hit and run. You pretty much have to have a cop come and make a small report at least. That municipality needs to know who the dunce who hit it was in case it has to be fixed or replaced. Broke the law again.

BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW!

[WadeBlazingame34]

Oh my God that driving maneuver is HILARIOUS.

[ChampionPasteEater]

Ha ha

[abercrombiela99]

Why is this man my Senator I still can't understand it.

[WadeBlazingame34]

At least you're not an Idahoan. :)

[eincali]

Another republican whore. When you make that much money, kickback after kickback, waste, fraud, abuse, there is really nothing left to spend your money on BUT cocaine and hookers.

..."Back to work"...strokin'.

By the way, you owe the city for that sign and leaving the scene of an accident.

I'll be glad when one of these sorry women quit "standing by their men" and punch the shit out of 'em at the press conference.

[bicyclethief]

He can't run from his shame fast enough.