Halo Poop: Cortana Says "Yank Me"

[left4newbzTWO]

BAM! BAM! BAM!

[Waffleman247z]

1:11 caught me off guard.

[KoPT01]

Do this in CEA.

[Nonamearisto]

Cortana did her best, but her best is absolute s#it.

[ninjadremcow]

is my computer freezing up?

[jaspertheking4life]

all of this would never have happened if she just stayed in the damn kitchen

[darmanator]

"Destruction or capture or Destruction or capture o rDestruction or capture o rDestruction or capture or Destruction or capture or capture or capture of a shipboard AI is-

[jaspertheking4life]

what if she said spank me? what would the chief do?

[Ry171]

the cannon was my- hero xdd

that guy was doing laps 1:34

[SamuraiPie8111]

did you shit well? lol

[ImGrobag]

With all due respect sir, yank me :L

[Ksalald]

"Her best was absolute shit." XD

[darthvader815]

i appreciate ypu to cortana in a matter of speaking HEE HEEE

[ScorchAlec49462]

0:34-0:48 killed me!

[halosbiggestgamer123]

hly I HATE WHEN COMDER KEYS SINGS YUCK

[scortch30]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

*boom*

report!

it must have been what of their *BEEP*ing parties

ROFL

[aLaughingCow]

1:10 is the funniest bit XD

[zioboby]

lol 0:43

[MSNIMSM]

This is classic. Nice work my friend.

[protossinvasion]

3:17 should be the Youtube poop saying LMAO

[Darkazure456]

Imagine If Cortana was a guy

"Yank Me...."

Get It...

[EevosKohl]

That was kinda the point really :P

[hailyissweet]

lol you dident get it? yank me that was the joke like if she was a guy

[TrancePurist]

to much repetitive shit but otherwise awesome

[1crazyweirdo]

LMFAO'd too much on this one xD

[dude018219293]

EAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTHHH!!!

Earth...

[JustinTR1990]

cortana did her best but... her best is absolute shit

[grelthogthemighty]

"With all due respect, Sir, yank me. Yaaaaaaaaank me!"

I laughed so hard!

[LionsHeartStudios]

"Cortana did her best but her best was absolute shit."

Classic.

[inearthed454]

This one was crazy. The captains face at 1:40 is priceless.

[katara935]

with all do respect, yank me

[Alieneater1239]

1:11 ROFL

[sonicedhoedown1]

shes still hot but she looked like a whore in halo 3. she looked hot in halo 2 the most.

[EevosKohl]

I think its physically impossible for a computer program to be a whore. The whole not having a real body thing kinda doesn't help :P

[Reign117]

nope it is possible.

*points to google picture search*

[EevosKohl]

Eugh... point taken :P

[RutherfordDeusenberg]

fembot. 'nuff said

[TielProductions]

@EevosKohl I think Photoshop is a whore.

[sonicedhoedown1]

cortana is hot.

[slapageXpress]

O.o its a halogram.....and even so

[MSNIMSM]

What the hell?

[Abus709]

Lols. It must have been one of their *beep*ing parties.

[albert275]

Dude, i so laughed my ass off.

check out my channel some time. I need suggestions.

This video will gimme laughs for the rest of my life! Keep it up.