When I first saw the title of the video you respond to i thought it was 9/23/08. I was like "people can't post videos in the future nonetheless respond to them" but then i was like "wait, john holden can"
thanks for the upload! I eat it them like little goldfish crackers... and just like goldfish crackers the bag always goes so fast..
hey john, where do i meet cool people? like people I'm really impressed with and excited to go visit and hang out with? maybe some people who I would actually want to get into a relationship with instead of them leaving me feeling like I've lowering my standards?
i went to church looking for a date with a man called Jesus, but I didn't find him. So i went home to look at some porn... and I saw an ad... and i discovered Jesus lives in my town and he's looking for a date with me!
fuck god love the song
ninlandon 2 years ago
This is actually enlightening in a weird way.
maninwhitedress 3 years ago
subversive funny outrageous sublime
bangthatdrumb 3 years ago
Oh my...
isaglow 3 years ago
hahaha I bet you had the voice you have now when you were 8.
hayyygurlhayyy 3 years ago
"i guess i won't pass a judgement, but... ew..."
Hahahaha
znajka 3 years ago 2
haha, nice dude....
kaddapatton 3 years ago
I wouldn't take dating advice from the church chat dude.
divinegoddessartemis 3 years ago
lmao, nice.
spirakit 3 years ago 2
where are you going with this?!?!?
reivilo 3 years ago
You are the wind beneath my wings.
Wolfsbaner 3 years ago
your shit isnt good anymore
Grondhog 3 years ago
Grondhog: Where's your shit you shit?
chris3443 3 years ago
When I first saw the title of the video you respond to i thought it was 9/23/08. I was like "people can't post videos in the future nonetheless respond to them" but then i was like "wait, john holden can"
BreakAcorns 3 years ago
You're amazing. Praise be that thou has decreed to maketh another series. x
AdamKiyomori 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1:45
"you wanna know... how i got these scars?..."
hopeitsgewd 3 years ago
In church :(
jcrist 3 years ago
omg, its ur son j crist
hopeitsgewd 3 years ago
vhjghbkh?
jcrist 3 years ago
thanks for the upload! I eat it them like little goldfish crackers... and just like goldfish crackers the bag always goes so fast..
hey john, where do i meet cool people? like people I'm really impressed with and excited to go visit and hang out with? maybe some people who I would actually want to get into a relationship with instead of them leaving me feeling like I've lowering my standards?
uzumakifoxtube 3 years ago
Dating your family...Yikes.
geroldkid 3 years ago
i went to church looking for a date with a man called Jesus, but I didn't find him. So i went home to look at some porn... and I saw an ad... and i discovered Jesus lives in my town and he's looking for a date with me!
surrealisticpill 3 years ago
Do you want to know where the best place to date is? Wait for it.. wait for it... church. Didn't expect that one.
Nimnoms 3 years ago
You never dated your cousins, John?
I won't lie, I had a fling with a couple of them. Didn't amount to much, but you never know.
matman125 3 years ago
You still sing like an angel...
I'm waiting for your next album.
Ractalfeces 3 years ago 4
I told my dad "I got a job... i'm gonna pay the rent" and he was still an asshole.
fucksatanism 3 years ago
thank god.
smallyellowanimal 3 years ago
you rock dude
wobalizi 3 years ago
You're love comes in first places for me. Always.
fetusinthenude 3 years ago
you're still my favorite. i love you too.
GloFreak 3 years ago
I like where you were going with that at the end, wish it was longer.
Deathend 3 years ago