Karateka in 10 Seconds!

[ZylonBane]

Apparently the Atari version of Karateka starts out as the NES version.

[fredturd]

She's a dude...

[Beast222Jolly22JWB]

True real ending . Aikko Wins ! :))

[GiromCalica]

Rainbow Dash: Ten seconds flat!

[CybershotCollections]

BEST ENDING EVER!

[starliteskies]

Funny. Thanks for the upload. Yeah I think the last part is a plot hole. So the girl got kidnapped, but had a super deadly kick attack she could've used all along on her captors. She could've saved herself?? Doesn't seem to make sense. Also what's her problem she can't recognize her true love or something. I guess she takes any "battle stance" too personally. For such an old game the sprites moves quite fluidly.

[badpeq]

and she'll sue your ass for harassment

[Glopdemon]

if she was such a badass why couldn't she save herself?

[Smael64]

she won't take domestic violence

[thesoul55]

Well that's what you get for approaching your girlfriend in a fighting pose.

[woodster366]

0:09 pow!

[Dahak753]

haha i miss this game..funny as hell.

[Outlawcatgirl]

Who said it was the the character's girlfriend? Even if it is she didn't recognize the guy, and he approached in a defensive stance.

[ofcrltr]

Here's a question: If she's good enugh in Karate to kill the hero in one kick, why doesn;t she get her own ass out of the castle?!

[Outlawcatgirl]

@ofcrltr None of them approached her in a defensive stance.

[Luigidude124]

I liked the part with the Karateka.

[SSBSfanboy]

I remember my brother had this from one of those plug n play things and when he found the girl, he was so pissed off that he got kicked by her.

[bohnhead00]

0:11 OW BI**H

[GlibBluedevl64]

that was a beautiful ending good job!

[KirbyY15]

haha the end rules xD

[HammerMario2308]

LMAO an unexpect ending for a game

[webaward]

i fukin hate that game but i have no choice to play it coz theres not much games that time

[drecklia]

i missed this game

[Tri756]

fake and gay.

[vlupone]

actually it's not. If you approached her in a fighting stance, she kills you. If you stand up and run at her, she hugs you and it's the happy ending.

That game was pretty hard too. Especially the damn bird. To play through the whole game and have her kill you b/c you didn't know how to approach sucked and it happened to a lot of us back in the day. This game's a classic.

[arthurarneiro]

@Tri756 add "spammer" and comment on your channel :P

PWNED!

[tripled153]

Not thats what I call a cock block.

[Nyxtia]

lmfao awesome.

[gmahan]

I remember that game from the old apple2 days. God I'm old.

[element01]

ha that was funny!!

[Mandark1986]

she always had nice legs!

[HiJaayD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[offbeatmedia]

I used to stick the 5" disk in upside down on my old apple. The game would be upside down. We would back him up and watch him wall "up and off" the mountain. Love it!

[gmahan]

@offbeatmedia

Uh, video games don't work that way..and never have

never have.

[anordinaryboy]

Except this one did...

"The Apple II version came on one apparently single-sided disk. As an easter egg, a second version of the game was placed on the flip side of the disk. If one put the disk into the drive upside-down, the game played identically to the first side, except that the game was displayed vertically flipped. According to Mechner, this was done as a joke, causing naive users to call tech support and ask why the game was upside-down."

[metalheadkid6669]

@offbeatmedia umm....no!

[9ve]

the essence of woman is perfectly captured

[nkife]

that was the worst when that happened... you need to go out of combative stance lol

[Master0fHyrule]

I know.. I wanted that ending.. it would be boring to watch the real ending..

[Maymona13]

OWNED! This is the best ending.

[NyHoK]

This shows that damsels are never really in distress

[TheInvulnerableFront]

gay chinks

[Gonk]

He shouldn't have approached her as if he was gonna karate chop her tits off.

[flippyflapalex960]

@Gonk lol!why not

[NewFire25]

Good thing princess toadstool didn't know karate..

[StylinRed]

ahahaha omg i used to play this game all the time

[Connorzorz]

What a bitch.

[boomyjr]

best game ever!

[xdemaisx]

i remenber this game ...LOL

[monkeyafg]

the hell was that?

[Luckymongoose27]

Did he died?

[SuperFakeandGay]

@Luckymongoose27 idk DID HE DIED?!?!?

[breastplates]

haha, I remember this... you have to run to her to get the girl and the epic music at the end.

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[spartlaser]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[VikingJuggalo]

Why didn't she break her own self out then.

[MrKhash]

No sex for him tonight.

[UberMan5000]

Next time, try going up to her not in the fighting stance.

[welstijlfilms]

I published this video on the Dutch website WELSTIJL (16 march) Kind regards Sem Mallée

[SnuffEater]

Haha xD funny :)

[soeren123456]

YESH!

BEST ENDING EVAR!

[freaknr1]

Fucking hillarious.XD

[DrRevan]

YEah! What an ending!

[NachtKaiser666]

I could never pass the first dude in this game back in the days :P

[Da1337ed]

lolwtf

[mattyl46]

lol owned :D

[kinosimura]

and to my boyfriend I bequeath, a boot to the head

[HisPrettyButterfly]

LOL!! I didn't see that coming! xD

[Combinebobnt]

"You didn't rescue me fast enough!"

[LatisARG]

HAHAHAHA

[FuckedYourDad]

lol i remember this, i had a thing called doctor boy, and they renamed this game to "Tekken". I was like HOLY SHIT TEKKEN ON NES! then i played it. I thought i was playing as Jin Kazama, til I realized that the doctor boy is just games with all the copyright edited out.

[GreenDayFtw0]

WTF.

[McSpizzy]

Played this game. The ending made me rage/lol

[papermarioTTYD12345]

she was probably intimidated by your stance

[boethiusnd]

LMAO - classic - I can relate to that guy.

[Lookansea]

Funniest game of ALL TIME.

[GUKingOfHeart]

ROFL, that really does show what the game is really about.

[jakesethsnake1]

he got fucked in the ass by his gf thats funny

[monstercombo007]

ownd

[criminal90210]

Epic.

[theones77]

lol

[arbitor365]

best ending in video game history.

"your princess is in another-WHATCHA!!!" (kick to the nuts)

[YuuMonMusuedo]

"That's for taking ten seconds to save me!!!"

[arn0ldaar0n]

Kind of reminds me of the ending for the Atari 2600 game X-man.You should check it out....

[CaptCosmo1]

Apple ][ version for me...thanks for the flashback.

[rpgguy999]

PWNED!

[yoshiguy51]

LOL pwned, awesome! :)

[rinrygamegame]

Wha-?! I've never finished Karateka. Is that really what happens?! Or is that just a female enemy?

[Master0fHyrule]

There's two endings... the other one is where they hug.

[ZezKaiEll777]

@Master0fHyrule what about the dance ending?

[Master0fHyrule]

There's a dancing ending?

[Racsowar]

@Master0fHyrule AND the cliff ending?

[ThepowerfulArbiter]

@Master0fHyrule /watch?v=FBirYdcwik0&feature=r­elated

[ThepowerfulArbiter]

@Master0fHyrule /watch?v=FBirYdcwik0&feature=r­elated the dance ending

[elcodigo92]

@Master0fHyrule yes

[Tigerman1138]

@Master0fHyrule I think someone just edited him looking like he's dancing.

[DragnSly]

actually...that's 90% of all video games in 10 seconds.

[Elisepalmtree]

I think it would have been more funny if it was a kick to the crotch but it still made me lol c:

[DrGnockerz]

OWNED!

[fluffyman85]

Not so much a damsel after all.

[bcraig5]

Road House.

[RawIsSnore]

When you reach the end, I heard you are supposed to get out of the fighting stance before you approach her, otherwise she does that.

[LiquidZ2k]

That's what happens if your too slow

[Master0fHyrule]

yes I know.. but it makes the video better showing that. :)

[TrevMaster3000]

LOL so damn funny, True love decides to kick it's self in the face

[kornstew]

what? man I thought E.T. was tough for atari

[UltimaKeyMaster]

Why does the game force you to assume a fighting stance when getting close to her anyway? If anything, that alone is a good enough reason to justify getting owned like that. XD

[kazerbladeX]

lol

[Genokoopa98]

Boot to the head

[frankyofl]

lol ... ownd

[MrRomanoWood]

Nice!!!