I am Chicago's real life Super Villain. Currently I am recruiting Henchmen. Applicants must posses a good work ethic, an aptitude for following orders, good team work and blind loyalty to their leader (IE Me)
Job Description:
Crime, particularly huge heists and robberies.
Construction background a plus to help construct secret South Side Lair under abandoned warehouse.
Neither do skinny, nerdy little comic book fans running around in downtown Chicago, in full dress as Super Heros.
Just wait till one of my Henchmen finds them in the Alley. We are going to catch them in a big, bug net, and duct tape them to the top of the bean as an example to others. well, that and just to teach them a lesson not to mess with Crime in Chicago.
@VanishingNomad hahaha that where you are wrong who ever said I good I niether good, nor bad I exist to beat Super HEROsAND` VILLAINS TOGETHER I rather duct tape you and the heros
I will have you know, that since the "Family Secrets" investigations, and the incarcerations of Chicago's top crime bosses, their families have been suffering. Crime is down. There is a power vacuum (Which I plan to fill once I get enough henchmen) and Chicago has lost it's shining standard as one of the top crime capitals of the world.
@VanishingNomad Sound too much work for me I rather build up gundam modles if I had any. To answer your that question Dreams are reality, Reality is like the dream of a butterfly. But in the chaos neither dreams nor reality exist in the end pointless... Darkness is truth. Darkness is pure, transparent, beautiful. Embrace solitude. I'll tell you now I'm the one to survive, You never break my faith or my stride
If you think you can serve tea at 3:00, & can over see my work crews that are building the under ground lair beneath the abandoned warehouse on the South side, that is
@VanishingNomad serve tea why and underground wow someone being busy and that weird cause I live in the south side but I like do things very mystrious it what I do best so good luck finding me meanwhile I go look for my truth
@VanishingNomad Hard to say i still trying to find my answer for my truth n i like to serve only wat i stride for wat r ur idea for this city cause i feel like u r just oppsite
@VanishingNomad Nah I belive bad and good is nessesary in life it is a cycle that surround us all you are just blind to know the truth but you see I placing my bet on good but doesn't mean I side with it all the way so what will yu do now?
@VanishingNomad I support nothing but my own ideas but of course their are things that get in my way and when that happens only judgement would know what to do but see you and I are working for are own justice. We just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice. But if revenge is call justice then that justice breeds hate, more revenge and becomes a chain of hatred. You and I are no different. But how would you face your hatred?
Awesome. That is exactly what my web series, Wingman is about, real-life superheroes. I think you'd like it. It's a comedy about a superhero who still lives with his mom and seems to be his own worst enemy.
Costumes, masks, armor, all fine and good when you consider the dangerous nature of coming to the aid of a victim or trying to break up fights; but in the grand scheme they aren't the issue here. The important thing to note here is that these are people who are tired of crime occurring and are tired of looking to someone else to fix the problems in their communities.
Crime fighting isn't about throwing punches. I think Robert Peel would be proud.
@harroon01 They have: Al Capone, Dennis Rader, John Wayne Gacy, Westley Allen Dodd, etc. They don't where costumes but their "true identities" are very much masked to the public.
Lol My best mate Abyss! lmao i love u dude, but ur crazy dnt get hurt cus im not pushing u in a wheel chair, well i would but im gonna go like really fast
Typical story. How do they think they can go from being bullied to super heroes? 1. They aren't super. Hell they aren't even normal, because normal people kicked their asses. 2. What will they do when some yoked ass crack head knocks him out with one swing? Better yet, they should just wait until they are 21 and get a CCL and carry a fucking gun! 3. Masks have no peripheral vision. Are they retarded? lol
I always question these apparent super heroes' thought processes when it comes to costume creation. I mean, if I want to kick someone's ass, I sure as hell wouldn't wear anything like that. It has to constrict movement and be partially blinding.
@goji2099 The other guys' name is Abyss?? It got awkward a minute in the video, because I had no idea what he said. Hahaha. Thanks for the link, I was trying to find more stuff about them after I took this vid, but came up empty.
Man, Citizen is the real deal. Here's a man who isn't just a guy with a mask, and too much free time. He's definitely a genuine hero. Abyss, I don't know as well, but he's a stand up guy all the same.
whats the guy on the rights name? the human pin cushion?
findout117 4 days ago
@findout117 I think he said puppet.
TheReadySetShout 3 days ago
I am Chicago's real life Super Villain. Currently I am recruiting Henchmen. Applicants must posses a good work ethic, an aptitude for following orders, good team work and blind loyalty to their leader (IE Me)
Job Description:
Crime, particularly huge heists and robberies.
Construction background a plus to help construct secret South Side Lair under abandoned warehouse.
Waitress skills are a must. I like Tea at 3:00
VanishingNomad 2 weeks ago
Must have fighting skills (to deal with theses stupid annoying superhero "Wanna B's")
Goals:
Working on the master plan to completely dominate the Chicago crime scene, and eventually conquer the world.
Why:
Because I AM the Vanishing Nomad!
VanishingNomad 2 weeks ago
their superhero in Chicago no way
01marth 2 weeks ago
@01marth
Not for long there's not.
VanishingNomad 2 weeks ago
@VanishingNomad Why is that?
01marth 2 weeks ago
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@VanishingNomad Why is that?
01marth 2 weeks ago
@VanishingNomad Why is that?
01marth 2 weeks ago
@01marth
Because the real life Super Villains are going to feed them to the lazer guided sharks.
VanishingNomad 2 weeks ago
@VanishingNomad SAy WAT???
01marth 2 weeks ago
@VanishingNomad lazer sharks that make no sence all
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
Neither do skinny, nerdy little comic book fans running around in downtown Chicago, in full dress as Super Heros.
Just wait till one of my Henchmen finds them in the Alley. We are going to catch them in a big, bug net, and duct tape them to the top of the bean as an example to others. well, that and just to teach them a lesson not to mess with Crime in Chicago.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad you just show me something and taugh me a lesson you know what that is?
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
That costumed Super Heros, duct taped to the top of the bean would be really funny to see?
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad you make me wana duct taped you instead n put u on top of the bean now that funny
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
Will never happen. You know why? because I am a Super Villain. You are a Good Guy...and Good is Dumb.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad hahaha that where you are wrong who ever said I good I niether good, nor bad I exist to beat Super HEROsAND` VILLAINS TOGETHER I rather duct tape you and the heros
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad Where do you get off calling me a good guy, super heros, and super villains disgust me I belong to no one but myself
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
So ur saying you don't support Chicago Crime?
I will have you know, that since the "Family Secrets" investigations, and the incarcerations of Chicago's top crime bosses, their families have been suffering. Crime is down. There is a power vacuum (Which I plan to fill once I get enough henchmen) and Chicago has lost it's shining standard as one of the top crime capitals of the world.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad
If you were any kind of man, you'd start a Criminal protection racket to raise funds for the down trodden mob families.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad Sound too much work for me I rather build up gundam modles if I had any. To answer your that question Dreams are reality, Reality is like the dream of a butterfly. But in the chaos neither dreams nor reality exist in the end pointless... Darkness is truth. Darkness is pure, transparent, beautiful. Embrace solitude. I'll tell you now I'm the one to survive, You never break my faith or my stride
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
You know, you sound like you may be a wonderfully twisted individual. I may be willing to interview you for the henchmen position.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad I offer a Blue Cross/Blue Shield health package and extended vacations.
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad
If you think you can serve tea at 3:00, & can over see my work crews that are building the under ground lair beneath the abandoned warehouse on the South side, that is
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad serve tea why and underground wow someone being busy and that weird cause I live in the south side but I like do things very mystrious it what I do best so good luck finding me meanwhile I go look for my truth
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad What does that even mean?
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad Maybe... twisted I would not know even i don't know myself so therefore no one knows me very well making me so mystious
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad Hard to say i still trying to find my answer for my truth n i like to serve only wat i stride for wat r ur idea for this city cause i feel like u r just oppsite
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad Nah I belive bad and good is nessesary in life it is a cycle that surround us all you are just blind to know the truth but you see I placing my bet on good but doesn't mean I side with it all the way so what will yu do now?
01marth 1 week ago
@01marth
Oh, sorry to hear that. Of course, this means I have to revoke my job offer,
VanishingNomad 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad yeah but hey don't turn down ur luck just yet good become bad , bad becomne good
01marth 1 week ago
@VanishingNomad I support nothing but my own ideas but of course their are things that get in my way and when that happens only judgement would know what to do but see you and I are working for are own justice. We just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice. But if revenge is call justice then that justice breeds hate, more revenge and becomes a chain of hatred. You and I are no different. But how would you face your hatred?
01marth 1 week ago
I know the guy on the right and the guy on the left looks awesome.
angelomurphycotto 3 weeks ago
hope
ypres2036 1 month ago
dc online
MoTax3x33 1 month ago
awesome yes ... the one mask is a bit S&M ... but its ok
fluffylee 1 month ago 2
i think this shit is sweeet
BLINK182junky 2 months ago
"weve done over a 100 packages so far " hhahahhahha niceeeeeeeee
MrTmexican 2 months ago
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Awesome. That is exactly what my web series, Wingman is about, real-life superheroes. I think you'd like it. It's a comedy about a superhero who still lives with his mom and seems to be his own worst enemy.
ParkingLotMovies 2 months ago
interesting
Death1Watch 2 months ago
with ya bruddas! /watch?v=n1w14r9SQDk
XxTheWeekendWarsxX 2 months ago
Dude on the right reminds me of the gimp from Pulp Fiction.
divz616 3 months ago 8
Chicago had 643 murders last year? What part of town were they crime fighting in?
CrazyWaezy 3 months ago
Costumes, masks, armor, all fine and good when you consider the dangerous nature of coming to the aid of a victim or trying to break up fights; but in the grand scheme they aren't the issue here. The important thing to note here is that these are people who are tired of crime occurring and are tired of looking to someone else to fix the problems in their communities.
Crime fighting isn't about throwing punches. I think Robert Peel would be proud.
a12d4r 3 months ago 3
@a12d4r well said...
ypres2036 1 month ago
did he say the gimp?
TheSweaterKid 3 months ago
If my own city wasn't so peaceful, I would do this lol..
Urfayse 3 months ago
yellow shrimp and S&M freak?
TheJonMaster 3 months ago
what are those guys doing ? They are doing some good work yes.....
But super heroes ? no rather attention whores........ A true super hero do not
go out in public directly and talk......... and their voices dont sound like a dick or nerd.. )o(
Erikuswarden 3 months ago
how come no one becomes a real life supervillan
harroon01 4 months ago
@harroon01 They have: Al Capone, Dennis Rader, John Wayne Gacy, Westley Allen Dodd, etc. They don't where costumes but their "true identities" are very much masked to the public.
a12d4r 3 months ago
PAPER CLIP FACE MAN!
legrandfromageno2 4 months ago
citizen just copied Rorschach from Watchmen wtf
elitestar 4 months ago
Wow kermit the frog has joined the RLSH.
IhateRLSH 4 months ago
Lol My best mate Abyss! lmao i love u dude, but ur crazy dnt get hurt cus im not pushing u in a wheel chair, well i would but im gonna go like really fast
HenryClearwater 4 months ago
those pins in your facemask won't feel so good when someone punches you
4863440 4 months ago
Every time I see one of these guys I ask myself where is The Tick?
QualityControlTV 4 months ago 2
Typical story. How do they think they can go from being bullied to super heroes? 1. They aren't super. Hell they aren't even normal, because normal people kicked their asses. 2. What will they do when some yoked ass crack head knocks him out with one swing? Better yet, they should just wait until they are 21 and get a CCL and carry a fucking gun! 3. Masks have no peripheral vision. Are they retarded? lol
JustinShadows 4 months ago
wow is that a S&M mask he has on? Sick....
Grimmblood 4 months ago
it's the gimp from pulp fiction.
HP8oz1P16oz 4 months ago
@HP8oz1P16oz the What ??
TheJasonDR 4 months ago
@TheJasonDR THE GIMP...watch pulp fiction and you'll know what i'm saying.
HP8oz1P16oz 4 months ago
@HP8oz1P16oz Ohh ok
TheJasonDR 4 months ago
@HP8oz1P16oz Bring out the gimp
passmethepepper 4 months ago
Wait this these morons get their ass kicked, then they'll think twice trying to be a fake super hero
iSmokeLikeBobMarley 4 months ago
I wonder how well they can hold themselves in a fight against real criminals x.x
Diviniteee 4 months ago
10 bucks says Abyss goes villain........
GhawalysRage 4 months ago 45
@GhawalysRage I'll take that bet, And 20 to prove he might be gay as well
The5150Clown 4 months ago
@The5150Clown So true
GhawalysRage 4 months ago
@GhawalysRage Lol trust me he wnt. Abyss is pretty cool and funny as hell lmao
HenryClearwater 4 months ago
Abyss finally changed his costume to something that he can actually breathe in! (I think)
MrNickelCobalt 4 months ago
I always question these apparent super heroes' thought processes when it comes to costume creation. I mean, if I want to kick someone's ass, I sure as hell wouldn't wear anything like that. It has to constrict movement and be partially blinding.
Tannz0rz 4 months ago
What is wrong with that dudes face? all freaky. thats not super hero.
ShadowManV3 5 months ago
This title is wrong. It should be "lunatics in Chicago".
upabittoolate 5 months ago
Oh my God... "Kick-Ass" is happening! No matter. None can defeat the all consuming blitzkrieg of Doctor Holocaust!
WikiSorcerer 6 months ago
Saw Abyss in another youtube video. He's got a new costume; more spandex like with a scalloped cape.
InfernoXRonin 6 months ago
@goji2099 The other guys' name is Abyss?? It got awkward a minute in the video, because I had no idea what he said. Hahaha. Thanks for the link, I was trying to find more stuff about them after I took this vid, but came up empty.
tyler8186 10 months ago 12
@tyler8186 You can find them both on Facebook. Citizen is on semi hiatus, Abyss is active with a new partner, Seraph.
goji2099 7 months ago
Man, Citizen is the real deal. Here's a man who isn't just a guy with a mask, and too much free time. He's definitely a genuine hero. Abyss, I don't know as well, but he's a stand up guy all the same.
goji2099 10 months ago