When I was at high school (back in the 70s) we (friends etc.) just used to get a 4b or a 6b graphite pencil and colour really black, a bit of scrap paper, then use the paper to apply the 'bruising' to our skin. Probably not good for you, but I'm still here!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS,YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE,HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS,NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP,THIS IS SO SCARY,POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU"RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS,THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
Well then your parents go to the school officials and ask why their kid was bullied.. then you have to lie again.. lol.. bad report card.. pity... hahaha
4 months ago Cover your mouth with your hand 2. Make a wish 3.Close your hand (fist) 4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds 5. Send this to 3 more videos 6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever it actually worked Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
omg this is so funny cuz some girl was bullying me and i was thinking of ways to get her back and i thought wut if she hit me not 4 real but i faked a black eye so i tried it wit makeup(just to c if it worked i was never gonna try tht 4 real! lol!!!) it looked pretty real i had pink, blue and blue/green. it looked good except tht it was sparkly so i had to get it a little wet so it looked real...its kool lol............
Cool, I'll have to try this next time I want to do some costuming or something! Looks like it works better than makeup too, since I have some and it never comes out right if I want to do something like this XD
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dude you are a fucking faggot, just talk like a normal person. maybe you would have turned out normal if your dad didn't rape you when you were a little kid.
hahaaha this dude was high as hell and passed out on newspapers .."Chinese food" pfshh!
MarilynManson4pres 1 day ago
YAY NOW I CAN TELL MY FRIENDS I GOT BEST UP BUT REALLY I DIDN'T I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS THANKS BUDDY
HarcorePorn 2 days ago
SHAGGY
smithsbobson 6 days ago
@davegoesmoo
That's who he was dressed as!!:D
kena275 1 week ago
You remind me of shaggy from scooby doo
DaveGoesMoo 3 weeks ago
i punched my self in the eye and now black eye
TheTashacutie1 2 months ago
@TheTashacutie1 dumb
redeyedcat66 4 weeks ago
shaggyy :) 'scooby doo'
SkilletJohn 2 months ago
your a sad cunt bro.
AbzRakkGee 2 months ago
could you use a phone book???
linkinpark4512 3 months ago
Would've saved some time, come to think of it.
OneManSho 3 months ago 5
60sec free time and a newspapper my god i hope there some woman in there bec it will be longer than 60 sec
michael123ize 3 months ago
That was the best Shaggy impersonation I've ever heard ... :)
morrganthesquirrel 4 months ago 2
When I was at high school (back in the 70s) we (friends etc.) just used to get a 4b or a 6b graphite pencil and colour really black, a bit of scrap paper, then use the paper to apply the 'bruising' to our skin. Probably not good for you, but I'm still here!
Coltsaga 4 months ago
His voice just makes me want to punch jim in the face.
Lizebri01 4 months ago
are you suppose to look like shaggy from scooby doo? lol
xoxoSarahKatxoxox 4 months ago
Shaggy
libbykime10 4 months ago
looks like scoobie doo.
stichedman 5 months ago
How easily does the ink come out of your skin? How long will it last?
xXghosteeXx 5 months ago
lol i only realised at the end it was shaggy
LouisaLovesTacos 5 months ago
scoobys not there becase he bit a lawyer and got put down
1blueshe 6 months ago
0:37 i guess your 3 year old cousin got a hold of your shaggy action figure
TheADHDKidWonder 6 months ago
what if they played hockey with your face
TheADHDKidWonder 6 months ago
I thought you were going to hit yourself in the face with a rolled up newspaper and thus giving yourself a blackeye.
pyromanizak 6 months ago 38
You sound just like Matthew Lillard.
MakaylaIsHere59325 6 months ago
u look like that guy from skooby-doo....r u him
bloodmoney967 6 months ago 2
Holy crap. I had the audio on very low as default, sounded like yodelling!
Antivenger 7 months ago
hmm reminds me of shaggy from scooby doo
TheMermaidproduction 7 months ago
Zoinks, Scoob!
TheFamousCharles 7 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS,YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE,HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS,NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP,THIS IS SO SCARY,POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU"RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS,THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
MrZombiecreator 8 months ago
what the that is pretty stuiped
avrey1522 8 months ago
I knew he was using pot.
crystoadstar 8 months ago
scooby do where are you???
SuperHockeyfighter 8 months ago
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This guy owns!!
The0rochimaru 8 months ago
"How to Give Yourself a Black Eye Using a Newspaper" with the idiot from scooby-doo?
ivstaygold 9 months ago 54
@ivstaygold lmaooo
Uwagwej 1 month ago
he looks like shaggy from scooby dooby doo
carolinabootie21 9 months ago
@carolinabootie21 we would have never noticed that, thanks Captain Obvious
Slic3R1 8 months ago
hey shaggy wheres scooby
TheToyreviewer24 9 months ago
I love you xD :)
hulalolalola 10 months ago
what the fuck
FRannRoss64 10 months ago
*shits bricks*
MyJustMeHere 10 months ago
does it wash off it water
blondiee1124 10 months ago
APRIL FOOLS =)
Blu3AquaMarine 10 months ago
OMG i love shaggy. like A LOT. <3 this vid
pandaislander29 11 months ago
hahaha u look sorta like shaggy, that is sooooooo cool!
mrgeorgemch 11 months ago
@mrgeorgemch like..scoob... he even talks like shaggy,
TheGhostOperative 10 months ago
hi shaggy when is your next adventure with Velma, Fred, Scooby and Dafiny
SuperOoohhh 11 months ago
cuz you couldn't just use eyeliner?
11111river 11 months ago
haha 1:50 ESCAPE THE GROUNDING!!!
sexy3527 1 year ago
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But I have subscription to the wall street journal :(
thewestshow7 1 year ago
lol at "not a fake black eye a real one ...... no wait" lmao
bahamasartits 1 year ago
i only clicked on this cuz i thought he was gonna hit himself with a newspaper.
badgerbite90 1 year ago 3
@badgerbite90 me too lmao
jioman33 11 months ago
i think i hate you
nowrld4tmrw 1 year ago
@nowrld4tmrw ahahahahahaha
keenkp 1 year ago
Why is Shaggy here?
MissShaleen98 1 year ago
1:30 he ripped the newspaper!LISTEN CLOSE
TroubleinParadise000 1 year ago
SHAGGGY u sound like shaggy
gangster53758 1 year ago
why don't you just rub the newspaper on your face? ^^
Smokie181 1 year ago
i think he likes shaggy too much ....am i right??
Truth911Hurts 1 year ago
he dosent know my parents i would get a double grounding
bighunter7222 1 year ago
fuckin wierd
omghai2u 1 year ago
Well then your parents go to the school officials and ask why their kid was bullied.. then you have to lie again.. lol.. bad report card.. pity... hahaha
VKQueenVamp 1 year ago
omg its shaggy!
demon6700 1 year ago
I'm, like, in freaking love with, like, you.
jdeppluver1599 1 year ago
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what a fucking loser
kylekvem 1 year ago
k shaggy
TheMask180 1 year ago
SHAGGY!!! LOL
jamesxichen 1 year ago
Lol not a fake black eye a real one!
jeowf 1 year ago
you are my hero, you are the perfection of man, please have anal sex with me for several days straight
xXclaymatorXx 1 year ago
wat up with his voice
sexycheerleaderOK 1 year ago
@sexycheerleaderOK Shaggy.... from scooby doo.
shadow403 1 year ago
@shadow403 haha TRUE, TRUE
sexycheerleaderOK 1 year ago
you just need a longer neck
kisean4123 1 year ago
Malcolm in the middle without the hair and beard
RossVlogs 1 year ago
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oreo4cm 1 year ago
omg this is so funny cuz some girl was bullying me and i was thinking of ways to get her back and i thought wut if she hit me not 4 real but i faked a black eye so i tried it wit makeup(just to c if it worked i was never gonna try tht 4 real! lol!!!) it looked pretty real i had pink, blue and blue/green. it looked good except tht it was sparkly so i had to get it a little wet so it looked real...its kool lol............
smileslaughs4eva1 1 year ago
@smileslaughs4eva1 how old are ya 7 :D
mikeshaw44 1 year ago
@mikeshaw44 ooh nice burn how long did tht take u 2 think of...
smileslaughs4eva1 1 year ago
@smileslaughs4eva1 wasnt a burn just thougth that boys hitting girls is a child thing?
mikeshaw44 1 year ago
@mikeshaw44 i said nothing off tht a girl was bullying me i said nothing of boys hitting girls where did u get th from
smileslaughs4eva1 1 year ago
i love your shaggy
nodatiger 1 year ago
does it rub offf?
man91191 1 year ago
OMG thats the best shaggy
RainHailOrShine 1 year ago
" scooby doo - where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu " ????
randomluv1994 1 year ago
You do a really good Shaggy Impression :]
iTasiaa 1 year ago
hey shaggy? where is scooby?
treverleelewis 1 year ago
only works for white ppl (im black)...funny vid though
gmfmusic 1 year ago 3
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Stidcalice187 1 year ago
This is the easiest way to do a black eye! Thanx a lot!
SatisfyMe69 1 year ago
oh damn i just noticed he's doing a impersonation of Shaggy LMAOO
IndianYungster33 1 year ago 3
holy fucking shit scoob. ive got a black eye
lilnasty62 1 year ago
funny video! animated voice & witty.
THEREALCANDI 1 year ago
you get scooby doo hitting you and... tan tan you have a black eye;p
moutsounas14 1 year ago
ur kinda cute
littlepumpkin42 1 year ago
that is really gay. also very funny.
brent11ply11 1 year ago
nice...goatee....thing...
Meechree 1 year ago
Wtf is wrong with ur fuckin voice retard?
mathewaka86 1 year ago
What if your black :/
AshLehLeh1 1 year ago 32
@AshLehLeh1 get into a real fight black people aren't pussies..
xIsolation 1 year ago
@xIsolation Rofl True Thatt!!
AshLehLeh1 1 year ago
@AshLehLeh1 what if your a light-skinned black person!
dizziedanni123 1 year ago 3
@dizziedanni123 I Really Have No idea :P
AshLehLeh1 1 year ago
@dizziedanni123 then you should be hung ;)
v3574 1 year ago
@v3574 ...what the fuck?!
dizziedanni123 1 year ago
@dizziedanni123 what?
v3574 1 year ago
@v3574 hanging is bad :D
dizziedanni123 1 year ago
@AshLehLeh1 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck yah!
asault17 8 months ago
Is it just me...Or did this piss anybody else off?
Jontheking100 1 year ago 3
i thought you were gonna hi urself wit the newspaper...hha! :)
JoexoHearxoMe 1 year ago
Cool, I'll have to try this next time I want to do some costuming or something! Looks like it works better than makeup too, since I have some and it never comes out right if I want to do something like this XD
sagesaria 1 year ago
You sound exactly like Shaggy.
:3
NerfJockey5 1 year ago
lmfao rolf
xoxmamichulaxox 1 year ago
that was.... interesting.
robyismrtomato69 1 year ago
ink contains load. definitely unhealthy
fmstudent 1 year ago
this belongs on BFX. Indymogul needs to know about this kind of stuff.
dragonboyjgh 1 year ago
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dude you are a fucking faggot, just talk like a normal person. maybe you would have turned out normal if your dad didn't rape you when you were a little kid.
TheErasr 1 year ago
Wow. Harsh
Cdizk 1 year ago
hey look its scooby from scoobie due
ukpkmkk 1 year ago
your Shaggy impression aint that bad, it made the vid more interesting
FreakinAwesomeMan1 1 year ago 3
Nice Shaggy impression! I was already wondering what that Shaggy video I saw before has to do with a black eye... =Þ
Snegenad1 2 years ago 3
hahaha i owned my friends with this
80smetalchild 2 years ago
why not just kick your own ass and say you used a newspaper
FutureLaugh 2 years ago 6
@FutureLaugh hhhmmmmmmmmm...
metal4ever15 1 year ago
shaggy from scooby doo!!
smileyb10 2 years ago
@smileyb10 That's what I was thinking!
rubiconsoccerkag 2 years ago
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RemoraNoFlora 2 years ago
he looks like shaggy 2
alexsnowman25 2 years ago 53
@alexsnowman25 he pretending he always does this in his vids
bioniclefan1999 1 year ago
@alexsnowman25 duh...
VKQueenVamp 1 year ago
@alexsnowman25 Well, he's wearing a wig and fake beard... =P
Charm727 11 months ago
i was just given a tutorial on how to give myself a black eye by shaggy. what the shit
evilknevil666 2 years ago 199
@evilknevil666 It's the green shirt...
Tiffany7002 11 months ago
@evilknevil666 LOLOL
TheEpicBudgie 10 months ago
Love your Impression Of Shaggy, At First I Didn't Know It Was You . . . LOL . . . :-)
jamiesage123 2 years ago 7
Lol "No no no not a fake black eye a real one.... Oh wait"
hello3241997 2 years ago 3
ha awesome you sound like shaggy
berrysexplosion 2 years ago
Kellieroberts95 you sound like a desperate 12 year old.... Or an ugly 18 year old...one of those
Balluhisaac 2 years ago
LOl @ the outtake x3
Yewtubers 2 years ago
Shaggy???
tiatavee 2 years ago
off Scooby Doo?
tardisbill 2 years ago
why shaggy?
MrMagicdude18 2 years ago
LoL.. you sound like Shaggy..
Ur kinda sexii! :S
kellieroberts95 2 years ago
r u shaggy?
gotmilk3001 2 years ago
LOL...nice vid
ajandlady 2 years ago
Shaggy, Right?
9reasy5am 2 years ago 2
@9reasy5am nah shit
chipyboy10 2 years ago
You know, I think you just gave me an idea for a Halloween costume. Thanks.
Calculate900 2 years ago 2
loved the outtake! roflmao!
gr8tist1 2 years ago 2
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TacoShivers 2 years ago
lol i should try that on my mom lol
lmjrsangel 2 years ago
its cool it looks like a black eye but my parents didnt fall for it they cant get pranked trust me i tryed
44445au 2 years ago
you are hilarious i love the shaggy voice!!!!
DopeGrrlMajik 2 years ago 5
hahaha jawbone XP
alexraycyrus 2 years ago
you could also hit yourself in the eye with the newspaper very hard much faster :) but hurts a lil too..
Kav2990 2 years ago
3:02 ROFL FAIL lol :P
Gameplayer123456987 2 years ago
no no no not a fake black eye i mean a real one!
... no wait.
Arnkellj 2 years ago
its worked thanks shaggy
sharinggannaruto 2 years ago 2
navetrb
milazo55 2 years ago
lol haha i love it
highlife54 2 years ago
black face?
quinniequinnquinn 2 years ago
Haha thats what I thought - really expected to see someone hitting themselves in the face witha newspaper!
MissyREP 2 years ago
i know it's an impression but still, love your charisma
hesterjester12 2 years ago
LOL....I LIKE THA OUTTAKE
KCmuthafucka 2 years ago 3
erg! it took! 61 seconds of my life omfgz im very dissipointed lol jk awsome 5/5
hybird123456789 2 years ago
lmao its shaggy from scooby doo haha
ScottSkittles 2 years ago 4
warning: eating snacks in bathroom is dangerous
flipskater03158 2 years ago
......wow. Great trick, hilarious impression. lol
SCARlovesMAGGOT 2 years ago
hilarious!
lovelikeabodybag 2 years ago
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why the fuck are u pretending to be shaggy? twat
254nick 2 years ago
he does impersonations. shut the fuck up you "twat"
x0scimy0x 2 years ago 19
Why not?
aitshi 2 years ago
LMAO
twistedf3ar 2 years ago
why the hell would you give yourself a blackeye with a newspaper
galluh123 2 years ago
IS SCOOBY EATEN OR SOMETHING?
jessicaxx2014 2 years ago
your shaggy impression gave me a headache..it was that good.
A7Xforevar95 2 years ago
scooobeedooobyyyyyydooooooooooo!!!!!!!
iam10123 2 years ago
looks like scott weiland
sydtull 2 years ago 2
Omigosh your shaggy impression is killing me.
NarutardsRock 2 years ago 3
weres scooby
mjpugh123 2 years ago 4
scooby probably gave him the black eye.
Blarginin 2 years ago 3
Lol i thought it waS ONE OF THOSE RETARDS WHO HIT THEMSELVES WITH STUFF.
valzilla2000 2 years ago