Ezio's Life in Constantinople

[AzureDragoonGX]

0:58

Ezio: I'll get you to a doctor (headbutting who he is talking to)

[AzureDragoonGX]

My Like Button! YT has stolen it! Now is the time to fight back!

[J01LYROG34]

TIGER BLOOD!!!

[xicario129]

ORGY

[pronra556]

Fatality

[Geekpuncher1]

Screw WWE, THIS should be the top wrestling group.

[indy805]

0:13 WHOOOOOAAA HITLER!

[Ankolover19]

During the black out that said 1 hour later did anyone else hear the woman scream what sounds like "AHHHH BITCH SLAP!"

[reytorres917]

Alex great vid bro

[CrispyMeat12]

0:33 He's missed

[CrispyMeat12]

oh God it's already 2 dislike

[Dissidia24]

NOOOO Some1 Dislikes Fu** Those dislikers!!!

[SheepFireCL]

2:04 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRGG­GGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[TheChrislewy]

MY DOSH!

[theman42443]

Use it when i need it!

[MahajiHaji]

You're going to be alright! I'll get you to a doctor! You only have your nose jammed into your brain.

[Steven89444]

merda...

[TonioC3]

1:46 Mannaggia alla miseriaaaaaa! O.o

[HKJeffer]

This video in two words: My Money

[darksobien]

0:13

OHHHH HITLER HUY HITLER 

[alexstarwars100]

They gona be alright!

[MadMetalSlayer1134]

Steal money

beat up civilians

steal more money

beat up more people.

livin' the life

[darkharbinger17]

wow lol, thats 1 way to start your own fighting club.

[shadow214955]

I like the part where he says "-MY MONEY-"

[indy805]

any one here ahh bich slap at 1:54?

[prizefighter26]

My MONEY!

[insanodeleite1]

who does he think he is?? Jimmy Wales?

[mrsnygg94]

0:12 foooor hitler! i dont lie? wtf???

[SuperFATES1]

MY MONEY

[LarkinYT]

my money

[Dkade97]

Is this his last video?

[IanEduardoMeneses]

So they say... it's the root of all evil today,

[minirobot1]

Looks like a giant orgy at the end...

[tastemehblade]

Now to start looting

[TheGrutzi]

alexpre888 you are the best!

[CVonRatz]

end..... merida( translation- shit)

[AzureDragoonGX]

@CVonRatz my reaction to the end: cazzo(fu-**)...

[huntzilla24]

Make new whealy show

[TheNintendo101]

Inexplicable mentions of Hitler for some reason

[verscharren1]

"ezio did not kill innocents" that fucking bard has to die tho....every goddamn time!

[verscharren1]

i bout this game cos of you....13.99 best money and waste of time ive ever bought

[tomatojamsam]

1:53 HEIL HITLER

[WyvernsBlade]

And the crowd says Ezio is too badass. :D

[Junedude433]

MAI MONEH! >:L

[Lorenjc989]

0:13 WOO HITLER, HEIL HITLER!

[pootiscoco]

Its your money Use it when you need it

[Steven89444]

Bodies, Bodies Everywhere

[pwnslayerable]

0:19 Vegina!(vagina)

[thesim2fan]

i used to steal money like Ezzio then i took an arrow in the knee

[PsyJill]

@thesim2fan LOL UR SO FUNI LOL SKYRIM ME VERI FUNI LOL LOL LOLOLOLO FUNI I LAFED LOL

[TheRoflcer]

@PsyJill Fuck yeah! Capslock!

[PsyJill]

@TheRoflcer CAPSLOCK MAKES ME LOOK IMPORTANT

[TheRoflcer]

@PsyJill

Man 1: People talk loud when they wanna act smart...

Man 2: CORRECT!

[1wacked]

lol XDDDDDDD MY MONEY

[PyroYT]

It's MY money and I need it NOW >:O

[yoshichu54]

Ezio is more badass than I thought.

[Sideswip60]

him i SHOULD DO THAT

[AzureDragoonGX]

MAI Moneh >:L

[Arbiter117343]

I did this all the time

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

MY MONEY!

[scout101ful]

HIS MONEY >:U

[midgerm]

someone walks in "oh crap"

gets bumped by Ezzio "my mone-*looks at all the people on the floor*......uh, on second thought, you keep it"

[ImQUENTINbra]

Wow bodies everywhere

[Nitro3473]

Let the bodies hit the....FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOORRR!!!

[Lorenjc989]

Alexpre888 stole that one guy money

[jtjelani]

Ezio really wants HL 3

[MrZomzombie]

My Money

[FanimusMaximus]

*ching*

MY THUMBS!

[Lorenjc989]

In 00:02 did a woman say MY MONEY in a dudes voice?

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

First video over 4,000 views and over 250 likes with no dislikes. SOMEBODY PUT THIS IN THE GUINESS WORLD RECORDS BEFORE SOMEONE DISLIKES IT HURRY!!

[228Ghost228]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 i am part of the illuminati, i cant let this happen... disliking. some men just want to watch the world burn.

[InvaderAvP66]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 Too late.

[lotharsredemption]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 too late

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 fml..

[IcySnyper]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 two ppl already did :(

[punkyto892]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 TOO LATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[GaMeR1019]

@comeonfhqwhgads1 2 dislikes :(

[theslipliker]

LLOOLOLLOOLOLOL

[FICOCIELLO]

1:48 "MANNAGGIA LA MISERIA" XD

[Rahman413]

:truestory:

[Hurtydwarf]

this in AC:B was so fun. beat up the people, throw down money, let everyone collect, pickpocket, rinse and repeat.

[asadssss55]

Bad ass always Ezio......

[whitehman]

1:13 "HI HITLER"

[iphownage]

they all sound the same...

[MrYun09]

2:08 Mierda...



[Cool70sfreak]

0:07  Hwhat? Not the soy burrito! WHORE!

0:43 BITCHSLAP!

[Gforce516]

lol thanks for this now i got like 2000 cash for 10 min...Oh and they're alot of bodies in the city now :D

[comeonfhqwhgads1]

OOOO HITLER! HI HITLER!!!!!! 0:13

[Stellerman7]

lol it turned into an orgy at the end.

[EyesTheDevil]

MY MONEY >:U

[IcySnyper]

haha 1:07 you're going to be alright

[deniscraven]

MY MONEY >:U

[wholio3]

Lol thumbs up if u heard

*punch punch punch* "My money!"

[scout101ful]

MY MONEY >:U

[Pyromaniac894]

I used to steal money and then beat up civilians...then i took an arrow in the knee.

[MrDevildawg1]

Dont you desyncronization for killing civilians?

[scout101ful]

@MrDevildawg1 yes but hes betting them up u dont get desyncronized when u use your fist :)

[RazorEXE]

@MrDevildawg1 Not if you knock them the fuck out.

[WMan37]

@MrDevildawg1 Punching doesnt kill, therefore does not desync Desmond with Ezio.

[AzureDragoonGX]

@WMan37 You wanna know a funny glitch? If you throw someone who is near death, they spam and die. They dont move after!

[BartMcG]

Too bad you can't steal their watermelons Alex!!! Otherwise, you might have had a harder time fending off.

[Smorfty]

MAYMANI

[C00KIEZ0WNZ13]

If the peasents were smarter, they would all attack at once XD

[MegaMrdeadly]

Mai money :L

[darkivan64]

*something about i done something until my knee got shoot by an arrow*

[ReshiramTheArtist]

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!

[Hanazono1]

Ezio is beating their faces in and they still worry about MAH MONEY?

[LordNatbob]

Wait, where did my wallet go...?

...Ezio!

[vierbryn]

0:40 Kurwa no! Polish people everywhere O_o

[luigifan07]

My money to an orgey

[xSoupCan]

Ezio is fed up with those pesky civilians, always getting in the way of his free-run.

[pabsensi]

0:13 "OOOOOH HITLER, MY GOOD LORD."

[RitoYuukiKun]

@pabsensi i thought i was the only one who heard that..

[FMAkumadude]

@pabsensi after ooooooh hitler you hear HEIL HITLER

[saucyparachute2]

Mah Money! D:

[ajle9550]

0:19

Did he just grab money out of that guy's nuts?

[TheNintendo101]

Is Geemawd Stupidity Episode 6 ever coming? Just curious.... Oh, MAI MONEY

[minirobot1]

Gawd dayum. How much money did you make?

[fabianracer1]

2:05 mierda XD

[TheToenninga]

(Hat-obsessed) TF2 players in a nutshell.

[Gardman9]

you think they would learn after the fifth one went down

[Hujyn100]

My money!

[Deafmonkey21]

Istanbul was Constantinople.

Why they changed the name I can't say.

[4laughinggangsters]

@Deafmonkey21 maybe people just like it better that way

[Sysforlife]

lol

[shedwards89]

Citizen: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Ezio: NO! THIS IS MY MONEY!!!!!

[bloodifang]

at the end..............merda .-. (shit)

[Muliox82Gamer]

Ezzio mind: We've got to have... Money.

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

@alexpre888 Dude, that was some funny shit.

[jordan9331]

DUDE MORE END ITS VERY LOLLLLLLLL xD

[Umbreon0]

I found this hilarious. The voice... Did you record it yourself, or did you take it from a voice clip in-game?

[Doommaster19]

Hahaha awesome !!:D

[CriticalQuit]

I just realized something.

Brotherhood was basically Assassin's Creed II: Episode One

Revelations was basically Assassin's Creed II: Episode Two

UBISOFT IS VALVE

[TileWonder]

@CriticalQuit Except Ubisoft is charging the full $60 for those two episodes. lol

The greed of the gaming industry ladies and gentlemen!

[MaStErLoQuEnDo2009]

Wtf is this, revelations?

[TheCasualCommenter]

0:35 that is a woman...but she said the "MY MONEY" like a man O.o

[slikvic560]

@TheCasualCommenter it was alexpre that put the voice on ezio you fucking dumbass

[Artek26PL]

HIITLEEER

[roxer999]

my mani!

my mani!

my mani! SHUT THE FUCK UP YES I DID STEAL YOUR SHIT JUST NOW!

[NitroReviews]

"Everything is permitted"

[labet1000]

TNX FOR REPAYING THOSE VIZANTIZE FOR WHAT THEY DID TO BULGARIA

[TheGmTom]

WTF WHY ARE THEY SAYING HEIL HITLER?

[buxbunny11]

Easiest game 2012

[krakixel]

MAI MAHNEE

[SuperBlackJack007]

MERDA

[Mogomezu]

MY FIIIIGHT MONEYYYYYY!!! D:

[lordtom0]

And thus whole town was robbed and beaten on self defence

[whatewer23]

So it all ended happily with a massive orgy.

[Miriandandes]

Huh. I did this exact thing first I played this game.

[GaiaDblade]

...and his net profit?

[Cool70sfreak]

Shouldn't it be Ezio's Life in Istanbul?

*Hoping someone will get the TMBG reference I just dropped*

[hayro252]

lol they cant speak proper turkish

[Manzana1C]

Merda... O_o

[hayro252]

at 0:19 he says sıçanlar which means rats

[SizzLorr217]

His Money.

[InsertHereBrain]

MANNAGGIA LA MISERIA!

[CIRCIMARLIN]

damn i never knew pickpocketing could be so violent... O_o

[TheSpiderwolf]

LOOOOOOOOOOL xD

[efoncheong88]

My stomach hurts...

[McGreve75]

"My money!"

Gets punched in the face

[verscharren1]

ezio is so good he could steal your virginity.....

[Emomoz]

LOL .. My money

[gPaHaTaTa]

yourmoney

[RIPMoJiTo]

1:47° MANNAGGIA LA MISERIAA!!

[RIPMoJiTo]

1:48 MANNAGGIA LA MISERIAA!!

[Arthuurs11]

holy shit this was pretty something

[NitroReviews]

My money

[Fanotak]

The "merda" at the end killed me! XD

[IsaactheImmortal]

in the beginning I heard "HITLER 5 O CLOCK"

also EY WAZZAMATTAU ALTAIR

[Mega97Gamer]

The Generic "My Money" guy.... i smell a meme. alex make it so!

[Basurci]

LoL you just kick ass everyone in this city :D

[TheOwlslayer]

This was hilarious. And you robbed the whole district of his money...

[ElegeantFencer]

What a fitting soundtrack.

[TheCountOfBananas]

1:48 "MANNAGGIA LA MISERIAAA!!" Lol.

[Acekill]

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