Pick Up Lines & Starting Conversations With Women - Advice From A Woman

[jhaziahwood]

The music makes me feel like im watchin a porno haha

[xJam3sB0nd007x]

How much does a Polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice! Haha

[franky89able]

Boner achieved :)

[assortedfish]

wow

[RainCityBlues]

This is actually good advice guys. You can even, and this is drastic I know, say "HI." Pick up lines are really see through.

[ringbolt9]

pretty good tips and you are hot!

[greyndog1]

I think she is giving decent advice

[bwidger]

...still, i appreciate the advice... there is some good logic to it...

[ArtyFart]

Great advice,

You have a great smile, how about a kiss?

[5959512]

asking for direction, if ahe has change for a ten ect work pretty well because then she's not on the offensive and instead of being how you can impress her it's about her helping you.

[musicw8832]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[MrSanson]

Situational makes u the next nice guy...

[MrSanson]

"what a woman says, and how they emotionally respond are 2 different things"

-Mystery

Never take a woman's advice (2)

[Theonedue]

True, but when you think about it, its basically the same way with men.

[bldroptopbeast]

Your pretty!! nice smile and your eyes are just gorgeous!

[sabdow]

Let me save all you guys YEARS of trying hard to pick up girls:

If a girl likes what you look like after the first 5 seconds she notices you, then you can say ALMOST ANYTHING and you have a chance.

Girls only care about personality when you contrast the extremes. They'll take a good looking guy with personality level 3/10 over an average looking 10/10 personality guy any day of the week. Dont believe lies.

What you need to work on: Looking better (clothes, hair removal), Money, Car, House.

[irishbull777]

@sabdow psh yeah right I've seen so many ugly guys get hot girls consistently...it's all confidence

[spartanman123]

Where's Alex been? She's a little bit annoying.

[PauloRider1]

If I said 'nice shoes where did you get them fro' she'd probably think I was gay lol

[davevt04]

why are you still sitting on the couch you lazy bums! get out there!

[bandit2888]

would this be a good question to start off the conversation with a women. Want to fuck?

[dallasgangsta187]

"what a woman says, and how they emotionally respond are 2 different things"

-Mystery

Never take a woman's advice

[AFormOfArt]

LMAO



[Blad771]

I am from non-English country and can someone explain me wtf is "pick up lines"? I heard that all the time....

[3sixsex]

i like your teeth

[nanquan491]

Kate has a nice smile

[hackingtime88]

i said nice rack to a girl at the mall and i got slapped FML

[SupportDemocracyNow]

i think she's high....

[trevormac77]

thank you. I hate pickup lines.

[lago4]

Here's a pickup line or you: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

[dellbalboa]

honey, pick up lines do work! ok?

I remember last month, i went up to this chick, and said '' Is your dady a terrorist? because, you're the bomb'' She laughed so hard, After that, struck a conversation with her, and she is my girlfriend.

True story :p

[steveryans2]

@dellbalboa exactly, they definitely do work, as long as they're not offensive/crude and done with a smile on your face or something, girls tend to like them, and if they're a bit off color but funny, so much the better. Clearly this chick's been approached with a few too many typical one liners at a bar, which isn't the place to use them. Can I steal your line btw? It's pretty classic (not to mention topical)

[lilgogeta]

cheesy pick up line:

"wow..you've got really beautiful legs!!..what time do they open?"

[bammass]

really focused on the way your lips move, they seem to want to be preoccupied.

[Mackoek]

You look like a blond young version of Chelsea from 2 and a half men :)

great vids anyway

[RT038]

yes she does look like her !

[Unfuckers]

"hey where did you get that shoes?" no thanks I'm not saying that to a woman, i'd soudn like a absolute gay. o_o

[knowatimean]

@Unfuckers : good post...i was going to post something similar to that.

[johnpsmith84]

First!!!,but really tho that is a great idea!

[johnpsmith84]

first

[bigboy45454545]

Are those Astronaut pants, because your butt looks out of this world.

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!