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  • Ha ha! He kind of sounds like Eric Bana...

  • I'M INSANE

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  • help stop adverts on the videos that no one ever clicks!! Annoying as hell!!!

  • this is such a good scetch cracking up tell me more my god lol

  • omgd lol

  • I'm a Mexican that lives in the most violent city in the world, I dont give a fuck about the crime in new york

  • he was actually gonna let him

  • 21 people dont like to break beds Mid Pamp

  • so funi

    " im not getting any action on the bed mate i was jsut gna roll around a bit and get a quick blowjob that kind of thing"

    in the high pitched voice

    deffo the highlight

  • that emo, is depressed now, his gonna go and cut himself XD

  • call this number and ask ollie to come out of the closet 07791771449. its very very funny

  • SWEDISH........MEATBAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAALLS

  • Check out my personal page for the Terry Tibbs theme tune!

  • aww that guy was so polite :)

    Im just going to hang up- your not supposed to say it.... :)

  • bored.....? prank a bnp council member 07983782162!

  • cmon!! this aint real has to be setup

  • count to 20 al be done.......you cum really quick then HAHAHA

  • Why can't we all get along? Let's think more like Jimmy Jon, here.

    Let's all just calm down, and...

    *Strips*

    Get along.

  • @Dissruptance Great response

    

  • You mind if I bring a chick along? TO TRY IT OUT A LITTLE BIT? lol

  • "Roll around a bit, get a blow job, that sort of thing."

  • charlie sheen wishes he was anything close to a 1/3 of jimmy jon

  • I fucking rock, im insane!

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  • Fuck the Hanky Panky, we'll get busy on the bed.

  • LOL

  • mid pump ha ha

  • da daunfiddindaroom

  • They couldn't have chosen a better image for the bed seller!

  • i fucking rock......im insane

  • I'm Australian, and this accent is absolutely spot on. Kayvan is an incredible voice actor.

  • Mid pump....oh god, had me in stitches.

  • Fuck the hanky panky.. we'll get busy on the bed LOL

  • Eddie, i'll see you soon mate! ROFL!

  • lol I love the way they spelled some of the stuff he was saying

  • As an Australian, I'm impressed with this accent LOL. No wonder our news tells us we're seen as the 'dumb blonde of the world'. Thanks again Fonejacker.

  • @SharnsiR cool story bro

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  • YOU KNOW HOW MANY IKEA BEDS IVE BROKEN ?... MID PUMP lOOOOOOllllllllllllllllloollll­lllll fucking amazzzzzzing

  • Press F5 to get rid of the ads

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  • Love I Could Speak All The Things That PhoneJacker Could :L

  • fucking quality!! just caused me to spit pepsi out my nose laughing

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  • The guy sounds more like an Afrikaner than an Australian.

  • the sweedish meetballs at the end toped it of lolololol

  • fuck the hanky panky

    we'll get busy on the bed

  • eddie looks creepy as fuck XD

  • Fuck the hanky panky, we'll get busy on the bed, what'do ya say? xDDDDDD LOL!

  • Four poster bed, MY GOD lol

  • lmaaaaaaaaaaao

  • STUPID

  • i fuckin rock! im insane!!

  • Stúrdi

  • too funny

  • lol swedish meatballs at the end

  • I FUCKIN' ROCK! I'M INSANE!

  • Eddie ill see you soon mate ahahhahahaa

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  • @1:42 "If you come really quick then...." What the fuck! Did anyone else catch that!

  • I bet that dude on the phone actually looks like that slack-wristed goth, lol

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

  • 0:01

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg this dude is fucking awesome.

  • Maybe you needa bikkaplaistaliv! lmao

  • Mid Pump. LOL!

  • fuck off new york im english and dont give a shit about ur fucking crime

  • @daarrkstarr i know i am never going to go to usa so i don't care

  • As the advert starts, press F5 to refresh the page, and it will go straight to the video :)

  • @claudp thanks!

  • did u know every 2 seconds someone watches a youtube video and they freak out killing friend or foe

  • @Davidm00sh12 did you know....you are a faggot

  • @Chopsy11 go suck on susan boyles hairy vagina

  • He does the aussie accent well. It isn't that crocodile dundee accent most people do when the take us off.

  • He sounds just like Chopper....

  • that woman in the IBM ad is so hot. love that accent!

  • I logged in here to get a laugh, not to know about how the crime dropped 20% in NY

  • FUK OF IBM GO DIE AND I DONT LIVE IN NEW YORK!! hehe

  • im not getting any action on the bed m8 i was just gunna roll around a bit and get a quick blowjob that kind of thing ! hahahahahahahahaha lol lmao

  • what the fuck does IBM want from us..

  • stupid adverts!

  • a quick blow job lmfao

  • Why do I have to watch A FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT EVERY FIVE MINUTES NOW ON YOUTUBE?!?

  • lmao

  • D'yu know how many ikea beds ive broken.. MID PUMP! :')

  • fuck the hanky panky mate we'll get busy!

  • I'm Belgian and I don't have the adverts everyone is complaining about hehehe

  • thankx for calling back mate means alot hahaha

  • I AM LOOKING FOR IBME PERK

  • refresh to skip da addvert ... i mean hu cares bout safer america ibma wtf

  • stupid IBM advert :(

  • ok im very happy that new yorks crime is going down but im from the uk, it doesnt effect me go away.

  • thumbs up is your getting pissed of with all these adverts before videos !!

  • @nickcisgod press f5 the ad gets skipped when u refresh

  • @nickcisgod F5

  • @nickcisgod Frankly im gettin gpissed off with all these thumbs me up comments, do you get some sort of pleasure out of it?

  • @nathninetyone Obviously i do , but relli whats more sad me doing that comment or you replying 10 fucking months later ....

  • @nickcisgod

    They're keeping youtube free so just shut the fuck up.

  • @bustercharl777 well its strange how good youtube was before google bought it. fuck the shitty adverts

  • @bustercharl777 go wank over the adverts then and dont shit yourself over my comment .

  • @nickcisgod

    I didn't soil myself over your comment.

    I'm just saying that you don't know what you're even on about.

    These ads keep youtube free, so once again. Shut the fuck up.

  • @bustercharl777 well i think that 127 people agree with me so how bout you shut the fuck up and stop being a dick :/

  • @nickcisgod

    I'm a dick because I'm right.

    lol.

    Ok.

  • @nickcisgod Youtube is a privilege NOT a right, you pay absolutely nothing for countless videos on youtube and then you go complain about adverts every now and again, the very thing that keeps the site running so you can watch these videos in the first place.. I think YOU should shut up and stop being a dick.

  • @chrisbasss dont cry bitch boy :L .

  • @nickcisgod Why youuu!

  • the site has been ruined by fucking adverts everywhere so shut the fuck up! the previous owners did't feel the need to shove this shite on here? so why now? privledge ha give me a break! was

  • @irishbrummiedon You obviously have no idea how things in the real world work do you, seems like you have a lot of growing up to do still. Youtube has gotten a LOT bigger since 2006, why now? Because like it or not without adverts this site would't exist., do you not understand that? You're not entitled to have anything you want here so how about taking that stick out of your ass.

  • @chrisbasss  I understand the world perfectly you cretin

  • @irishbrummiedon No, you don't.

  • @irishbrummiedon

    Are you new to the internet?

    Just get AdBlock

    No more YouTube ads

  • Lmao, I love this..

  • I fackin rock,

    I'm insane

  • Woi Noht

  • did the guy in the ad at the beggining say hes a bummer i missed the ad and thought i heard that lol

  • hahahahaha rolll around abit, get a quick blowjob... ha!

  • four poster bed maigod

  • quick blowjob

  • Fucking Adverts!!!! I dont give a shit about crime in New York City because i live in Birmingham UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ares12790 same i live in birmingham lol

  • @ares12790 I'm from birmingham to lol

  • @TheSuperrhinomaster i'll see you in the mailbox later then lol

  • @ares12790 Yeah, you have WAY more more serious crime to worry about!!

  • @punchinthepuss like i give a shit about the crime in new york

  • i am a imb

  • omg ''if you cum really quilcky'' lmaoo

  • they blatantly need 2 do series 3 init fuckin funny as fuck

  • @weedleaf88 problem is its become a victim of its own success, apparently the Fonejacker is just finding it impossible to get any victims anymore!

    I agree though, series 3 ftw.

  • @makemerevise or just Facejacker...

  • @weedleaf88 they hace but its face jacker now and its on youtube now

  • @809Ollie facejacker sucks

  • @Eregost2 its pretty much the same as fonejacker but you see peoples reactions. its a good evolution for fonejacker

  • I love when he talks about beds he has broken mid-pump.

    That line just kills me.

  • bahahaha 1 of the best 1s

  • Hasn't seen much action eh?

  • sena yano

  • lmao fuk the hanky banky we'll get busy on the bed instead

  • AMAZING ACCENT lol kayvan novak is very talented

  • show me more, show me more...fukin awesome

  • "Count to 20...and I am done!"

    xD

  • @Bouncytun3

    We can spell properly at least. :T

  • AH GAGHAH AGAHAGAHAGAHA!

    "mid paaaamp!"

  • quick blowjob wahahahahah!!

  • Funny!

  • Mid Paamp, gets me every time

  • thats pretty cool

  • I dont mind, I swing both ways mate... I fucking rock...LOL!

  • your rooms really small so you bought a 4 poster bed that doesent fit in the room lololol

  • you wouldnt fucking believe it mayteee :L

  • ahaha this is amazing

  • You cum pretty quick then....

  • Wow, the call is funny, but the video really does the trick: OMFG ROFL GLOL (genuine lol) LMAO..etc ;-)

  • am just gonna role around for a bit and get a quick blow job he is fucking funny m8

  • haha omfg that's so funny

  • MID PUMP!!

  • poor bloke! So polite to the bitter end

  • This is an accurate depiction of the average Australian.

  • @caesiume

    the accent is fail, but it was pretty funny :L

  • @caesiume agreed

  • this is my favourite fone jacker moment

  • genius, works so well!!!!

  • genuis video/imagery

    ysf

  • Fuck the hanky panky

  • hahaha "Eddie ill seeya soon mate!"

    He is probably freaking out

  • THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

  • this is soooo funny

  • that was pure quality comedy!

  • Those fake Ikea names are a piece of genius

  • HaHaHa

  • lol! mid pump!

  • Oh fucking hell, im dieing.

  • count to twenty... ill be done.