I was born just before I started typing this comment (I'm a child prodigy and already have basic literacy and motor skills) and CLUTCH is my favourite band EVVAAAAA!!! Way better than that Enya crap they were playing for me in the womb. I think they should force-feed Miley Cyrus testosterone supplements and make her grow an epic CLUTCH beard!
@liljj539 From one JJ to another, little dude its good to see u like and appreciate decent music... but dont listen to music and then try to strive for attention via comments just cause you like it at such a young age... kudos though for being years ahead of yourself, now go listen to some more awesome music!
@Likeyoucare You know i don't even remember what brought on all this shit,you all say we have the right to leave an opinion,but yet you all get pissed when people have an opinion that don't go with you'rs.And i don't just you i mean every body on the internet.See people like having media network because it protects them from a punch in the mouth.Back when i was groing up you could'nt set at you'r computer and talk shit,because then no one would hear you,you had to get out to talk to people.
@kickinghippies Ummm, there is no parallel between stoner/doom rock and white clown rappers. Black Sabbath and Sugar Hill are not the same influence nor inspiration. Let's see, Clutch, goes by their real names. ICP, made up names to show how proud they are of the names their momma gave them. I understand ICP was "saved". That's why they rap about poontang and slappin hoes, right? No excess surplus of intelligence there.
Juggalo's are the essence of all that is retarded.
I cannot believe that this is actually played on the radio... This is by far one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Reminds me of something Isane clown posse would produce.
lol this song makes me think an alien in a space modified mustang is gonna land by me and take me for a ride, and say, dude, why is your race so fuckin afraid of us? we are cool with you guys, why did you think i came down here in one of your cars? this suckers like a war tank squished into a space pod!
@JustaLiama all I did was give a lighthearted critical opinion on this song when I first posted about it. You and others have done nothing but cuss me and call me names over a song for heck's sake, and I haven't yet retaliated in that way. Therefore, I think maybe you are who hides what a pussy you are. Whoops lookey there I called you a name right after I bragged I hadn't, but it was longoverdue.
"all I did was give a lighthearted critical opinion on this song.."
No. You insulted the artistic merit of something that was obviously beyond your depth, in a place where others were appreciating it. If you don't like being insulted, don't post your douchebaggery for all to see.
@grimthane O just stop people! Do you masturbate to this? My comment is how old? And now this entire comments section is dedicated to calling me names because I made a lighthearted comment that got your panties in a wad. And yes it was lighthearted and perhaps it is you who can't see the merit in that.
First time i heard this song was when i when me and 13 of my roommates (flophouse) where all rolling our faces off. A stripper lived with us and she put this song in. Like half of us started giving each other some massages and shit got weird then. great fucking song.
i cant see anyone enjoying this music for real.. seems like some dumb standard rock music youd have playing in the background in a social situation but art? no
@60BloodyChamp60 Your a tool, Probably a little pussy, and the only way you can feel tough is hiding behind a retarded screen name and criticizing everything hoping to get into an argument. I bet if anyone talked shit to you in real life you would bow down like a bitch.
@60BloodyChamp60 ah cmon guys dont be mean, you really can write cool songs that way. Here- 60BloodyChamp60 is a ___ ____. He likes to ____ ____ off of his mother's _____. He also likes ____ ____ in the _____. Ok have at it, and lets see some creativity here.
And a more proper way to say you can write these lyrics is if you're stoned, which is most likely how they were. I mean who the hell can write such awesome lyrics sober? No one, so get off your high horse, sit back, and just close your eyes and relax... which is the point of this song.
thank-you wsou.net 89.5 fm for always playing great tunes like this while im driving a cab at night,you help my night go by with pleasure and of course speed............
DONT WORRY ITS COMING....JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD!!!
by the way, Saturn is my rotary.......
remotecontrolhorror 3 weeks ago
i listen to this song WHENEVER IT FEELS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
techfolo2 3 weeks ago
@techfolo2 i see this comment EVERY TIME I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!
111vnderbnder111 1 week ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Clutch
Planets Align, A King Is Born.
GrappleX7 4 weeks ago
@GrappleX7 Dovahkin
ChiefWyldeSpirit 3 weeks ago
Dodge swinger 1973! Top down chassis low!
Tuskil1 1 month ago
JESUS ON THE DASH BOARD!!!!
MadSativa 1 month ago in playlist work playlist
Clutch is THE band..... no selling out and they still have millions of fans. Including the Bam crew.
Smokewagon49 1 month ago
All time favorite band. Neil Fallon is A GOD.
ricer4771 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Clutch 2
what a trippy song
nenofalletta 1 month ago
Getting pulled over for speeding listening to this song blazed off your ass... Hundred dollars
The cop jamming to the song as he writes the ticket.... priceless
sembellos 1 month ago 30
@sembellos
Niiiiice, hahaha :)
EnigmaticOranmentV6 1 month ago
@sembellos
haha! hell yeah! awesome!
defiantwon33 2 weeks ago
I was born just before I started typing this comment (I'm a child prodigy and already have basic literacy and motor skills) and CLUTCH is my favourite band EVVAAAAA!!! Way better than that Enya crap they were playing for me in the womb. I think they should force-feed Miley Cyrus testosterone supplements and make her grow an epic CLUTCH beard!
crowbs90 2 months ago
The only thing I can say about this band; Fuckin' Clutch, man.
ShapeshifterMusic 2 months ago
no one gives a fuck how old you are!
busbaker 2 months ago
im 12 and i love this song. like this if uthink thats crazy
liljj539 2 months ago
@liljj539 From one JJ to another, little dude its good to see u like and appreciate decent music... but dont listen to music and then try to strive for attention via comments just cause you like it at such a young age... kudos though for being years ahead of yourself, now go listen to some more awesome music!
TheSinisterOne725 2 months ago
@liljj539 kudos for you but dont be a whore about it
MainstreamChicksSuck 2 months ago
is it just me or were the best songs ever made never even on the radio?
loudpipesavelives69 2 months ago
galaxie 500
madmos69 2 months ago
clutch fucking rules!
CKYHIMRHCP 2 months ago
I first saw these guys with pantera. Damn good show!
antoniosstuff 2 months ago
oooohn dragon tattoo lol
cbrock103 2 months ago
I AM LISTENING TO THIS LOUD . SO FUCKING LOUD
az0r22 2 months ago 2
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FenrirdaFierce 2 weeks ago
@az0r22 HELL YEAH, TURN IT UP MORE MAN
FenrirdaFierce 2 weeks ago
@FenrirdaFierce CAN'T POSSIBLY GO ANY LOUDER
az0r22 2 weeks ago
@az0r22 WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC BRO!! I SAID, "TURN IT UP LOUDER!" WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD AT?
FenrirdaFierce 2 weeks ago
@FenrirdaFierce *shakes head * YES I AGREE
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yeah, you know whos drivin
kherit 2 months ago
I imported BAD ASS music
chaz00789 3 months ago
8 hours of driving to crosss state lines, this is the JAM
chaz00789 3 months ago 4
Dodge Swinger 1973 oh yea
DaisyKannju 3 months ago
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kickinghippies 3 months ago
have some SPACEGRASSS
TheTravman75 3 months ago
I fucking love this band so fucking bad!!
MrYelllow69 3 months ago
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emjayen23 4 months ago
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kickinghippies 4 months ago 10
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I.C.P. are geniuses. They taught me to disregard science completely and blame all my everyday operations on miracles.
Likeyoucare 4 months ago 2
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kickinghippies 4 months ago
@kickinghippies
Sarcasm is lost on you.
Likeyoucare 4 months ago 17
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kickinghippies 3 months ago
@kickinghippies
You can have a billion thumbs up, doesn't change the fact that you're a moron.
Likeyoucare 3 months ago
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kickinghippies 3 months ago
@kickinghippies
Sir, please lay off the paint thinner. It's doing things to your brain that might be permanent.
Likeyoucare 3 months ago
@Likeyoucare You know i don't even remember what brought on all this shit,you all say we have the right to leave an opinion,but yet you all get pissed when people have an opinion that don't go with you'rs.And i don't just you i mean every body on the internet.See people like having media network because it protects them from a punch in the mouth.Back when i was groing up you could'nt set at you'r computer and talk shit,because then no one would hear you,you had to get out to talk to people.
kickinghippies 3 months ago
@kickinghippies
You also didn't have anything teaching you how to properly punctuate. I was being sarcastic, you just have no sense of humor.
Likeyoucare 3 months ago
@Likeyoucare you're an idiot
wharrison78 3 months ago
@Likeyoucare ahaha
GmodMegaHelp 3 months ago in playlist GmodMegaHelp's favorites
@GmodMegaHelp
May I ask where you purchased your sense of humor? Apparently everyone else needs to go buy one.
Likeyoucare 3 months ago
@kickinghippies Ummm, there is no parallel between stoner/doom rock and white clown rappers. Black Sabbath and Sugar Hill are not the same influence nor inspiration. Let's see, Clutch, goes by their real names. ICP, made up names to show how proud they are of the names their momma gave them. I understand ICP was "saved". That's why they rap about poontang and slappin hoes, right? No excess surplus of intelligence there.
Juggalo's are the essence of all that is retarded.
thehippydaledo 3 months ago
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kickinghippies 3 months ago
Mmmmmmm... cunts...
tinman3000 4 months ago
This song makes me laugh lol.
GmodMegaHelp 4 months ago in playlist Liked
jesus on the dashboard
dickgraysun 4 months ago 2
I cannot believe that this is actually played on the radio... This is by far one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Reminds me of something Isane clown posse would produce.
atompkins99 4 months ago
@atompkins99 this song is for tired stoners. dont be a fucking nazi punk. check out their other material before you judge, CUNT
MonsterMENergy 4 months ago
@MonsterMENergy I said this SONG not this band...CUNT. Go get some sleep, stoner.
atompkins99 4 months ago 2
@atompkins99 well this song is genius and im glad you dont understand the beauty of it.
MonsterMENergy 4 months ago
@MonsterMENergy Fair enough...
atompkins99 4 months ago
I put this on in my car sink back into the seat dim the light and enjoy the ride
Deathadder097 5 months ago
I have kept my panel dim in every car I've ever had since the first time I heard this song. It just seemed like the only way to be done...
noyerr0l3 5 months ago
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A band at its prime. They have done some great stuff since but nothing touches this record
81iand 5 months ago
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81iand 5 months ago
I had the glorious chance to see these guys live with motorhead...fucking epic band.
spike007980 5 months ago
too short.
justWidle 5 months ago
Columbus all day
DjTheDon614 5 months ago
I had forgotten what excellent Anger Management this CD was..... Workout to this and have a punching bag handy.....
Dodge Swingers sucked....LOL
UncleMoishe 6 months ago
lol this song makes me think an alien in a space modified mustang is gonna land by me and take me for a ride, and say, dude, why is your race so fuckin afraid of us? we are cool with you guys, why did you think i came down here in one of your cars? this suckers like a war tank squished into a space pod!
thepichufreak 6 months ago
just got the CD in a basement sale at the local record store, $1 and flipping through 400+ CDs in a hot muggy basement was worth it.
siglerproductions 6 months ago
o 2 the yea
johnbluetruck 6 months ago
I remember requesting this song on the radio when I was like... 13. Awesome stuff.
carloselsalvador 6 months ago
Clutch live in Columbus OH tonight !!!
jimhatter 7 months ago
planet align a king is born dodge swinger,,,,,,,,,JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD...OOOOOOHHHH YAAAAAA
peopleschamp666 7 months ago
for some reason the end of this song makes me wanna punch shit
repohellbilly 7 months ago 2
EPICNESS
superduty2156 7 months ago 3
Finally getting to see them tonight at BK Bowl! Why it took so long, I don't know, but the time feels right!
mikepopsom70 7 months ago
Planets align a king is born
schneidzz 7 months ago
I'm high!!
Assassin57 7 months ago 2
I remember seeing Clutch at the now closed Toy tiger in Louisville back in the day. Amazing show. I love this song. Thanks uploader
gunkittie 7 months ago
I need a little SPACE GRASS right about now
pi3rc3d39 7 months ago 3
Good shit man!!!
cr12389 7 months ago
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ViralDaveification 7 months ago
it always feels right
TheSpongebob2244 7 months ago
blow up your speakers!
borderlineretarded 8 months ago
This is poetry at it's most brilliant!
sydtull 8 months ago
this song is total niggage thumbs up
KingDemonchild 8 months ago
love that SPACEGRASS!!!!!
kenjam48able 8 months ago 2
They played this live in Feburary touring with Motorhead, it was quite epic.
spike007980 8 months ago
Dark Lyrics sucks so bad. lol. However, Clutch is the shit!!
johnny2231 8 months ago
Clutch lyrics actually have meaning, they're just really obscure.
RabeesAnimations 8 months ago
I listen too this...... WHENEVER IT FEELS RIGHT!!!
DreDre602die 9 months ago 85
@DreDre602die I Love your comment......
UncleMoishe 6 months ago
By the way.. SATURDAY'S MY ROTARY........This song ROCKS....
UncleMoishe 6 months ago
@UncleMoishe wow its "skyway, permenant saturday, saturn is my rotary" clean ur damn ears out
myhandisburned 6 months ago
@DreDre602die oooh yeaah... it feels right right now... ! :)
ChiefWyldeSpirit 3 months ago
Jesus on the dashboard. Smokin a little spacegrass
eyehateumotherfucker 9 months ago 2
Ich Liebe Clutch!!
sammyJno 9 months ago
When I hear the band kick in....get the fuck out of my fist range
UnkleRonnie 9 months ago 3
i fiking lovin song!
octopussy1771 9 months ago
this song turned me on to clutch back in the day
dubrocker04 9 months ago
This is a great cruising song.
Toweliec 9 months ago
i love psychedelic metal
LickMyNoseHAHAHA 9 months ago
acid trip!! and spacegrass!! smoke some fucking dope and quit wasting your time talking shit to other mofo's on here.
mrfunkybassplayer 9 months ago
those 6 people that disliked can SUCK,MY,DICK
killED122 9 months ago
this was one of the first songs that i heard as kid that turned me away from radio mainstream...
ThePapasgrande 10 months ago
I can hear the word "Dodge" anywhere anytime, and it's instant Clutch jam in my head. Planets align. A King is born.
3Royce 10 months ago 3
@3Royce but a galaxy isn't a dodge a galaxey is a ford if it was a dodge 500 it'de probly be a hemi insted of a big block
Marinlufakang1234 10 months ago
@Marinlufakang1234 Something tells me this song isn't exactly about cars, engines or even dashboards.
3Royce 10 months ago
@Marinlufakang1234 hahahahaha this is very true i think it's about something a little more well giggley man i love my afgan kush
Marinlufakang1234 10 months ago
This shits RADICAL!!!
nino6387 11 months ago
@JustaLiama all I did was give a lighthearted critical opinion on this song when I first posted about it. You and others have done nothing but cuss me and call me names over a song for heck's sake, and I haven't yet retaliated in that way. Therefore, I think maybe you are who hides what a pussy you are. Whoops lookey there I called you a name right after I bragged I hadn't, but it was longoverdue.
60BloodyChamp60 11 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60
"all I did was give a lighthearted critical opinion on this song.."
No. You insulted the artistic merit of something that was obviously beyond your depth, in a place where others were appreciating it. If you don't like being insulted, don't post your douchebaggery for all to see.
grimthane 8 months ago 30
@grimthane O just stop people! Do you masturbate to this? My comment is how old? And now this entire comments section is dedicated to calling me names because I made a lighthearted comment that got your panties in a wad. And yes it was lighthearted and perhaps it is you who can't see the merit in that.
60BloodyChamp60 8 months ago
just.........................Wow!
insanelace 11 months ago
@dgarber on the dashboard?
60BloodyChamp60 11 months ago
Jesus on the dashboard.
crackerman46 11 months ago
this song is bad
balltagd 11 months ago
man what an amazing band, this song is so fucking sweet
i haven't had much success passing this song or band on to others, but fuck em
this is awesome
banklikefrankwhite1 11 months ago
@banklikefrankwhite1 fuck'em this shit fucking jamms dude.....i just learned to play it on bass
basskingwnb 11 months ago
I refuse to believe clutch has no t-shirts with the phrase "jesus on the dashboard" on it.
confiscablesociety 11 months ago
@billiethekid Suck a dick on the dashboard
60BloodyChamp60 11 months ago
First time i heard this song was when i when me and 13 of my roommates (flophouse) where all rolling our faces off. A stripper lived with us and she put this song in. Like half of us started giving each other some massages and shit got weird then. great fucking song.
StinkyGreenBud 11 months ago 5
@StinkyGreenBud i know how it goes i was faced on 5 hits of l and eight rolls listento this over n over n shit got real fuckin weird
whiskerdiscuit 9 months ago
THis has got to be one of the best bands playing today. So hard, talented, and raw! Clutch !
jocelticqueen 1 year ago
i cant see anyone enjoying this music for real.. seems like some dumb standard rock music youd have playing in the background in a social situation but art? no
Novantii 1 year ago
@Novantii You are the first person that ive seen leave a negative comment.....look....every video. This is far from standard you rookie.
MrBeeleevr79 1 year ago
@Novantii An awesome social situation .. . .where everyone is chilling with some sweet grass, and there's no trolls . ...
thebirchmanste 11 months ago 2
@thebirchmanste
love clutch
love grass
hate trolls
BerlinTNorthern 11 months ago
T-MINUS (whenever it feels right)
clickhere4anthrax 1 year ago
Seeing them tonight w/ Motorhead!!
KwaiLoCDN 1 year ago
@KwaiLoCDN They killed it at Element tonight. Motorhead was awesome too. They played The Mob Goes Wild and Electric Worry.
beautifulsenseless 1 year ago
@beautifulsenseless How long was their set? Going to see them Tuesday with Motorhead.
MrBeeleevr79 11 months ago
wow trippy song!!
butterfly8222 1 year ago
WHENEVER IT FEELS RIGHT!
clooky04 1 year ago
That mellow bass line comes on in the middle of a COD Black Ops match sometimes, and I'm like, "JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD, OHH YEAH!!!!"
Shwaggetyshfifty 1 year ago
listening to this song right now stoned outta my nuts and its feels right
piggydude93 1 year ago
I just heard this song on liquid metal (satilite radio)
I didn't know this was clutch?!
This is some heavy shit!!:)
Mdmelastrange 1 year ago
ROCK n FREAKIN ROLL *flails arms wildly* Ye Freakin Ha
rogy1969 1 year ago
Love the lyrics. im glad there is still great music out there
KillerGir123 1 year ago
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I enjoy this but I could write these lyrics. All I would need is a Mad Lib book and a pencil.
60BloodyChamp60 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60
Do it, faggot.
Likeyoucare 1 year ago 120
@Likeyoucare typical...
60BloodyChamp60 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 Your a tool, Probably a little pussy, and the only way you can feel tough is hiding behind a retarded screen name and criticizing everything hoping to get into an argument. I bet if anyone talked shit to you in real life you would bow down like a bitch.
JustALIama 11 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60 "Jeezuss onthaDASHBOWAAARD!!! OH YEAH!!!"? Really?
SwampThizzle 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 well you didnt do it they did listen to the music and stfu
Binochy77 1 year ago
@Binochy77 I was doing this when I was 5, as were others who played with a mad lib book.
60BloodyChamp60 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60
GTFO, you're an incredibly huge faggot. No one gives a fuck about you.
Likeyoucare 1 year ago
@Likeyoucare Listen to yourself...
60BloodyChamp60 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60
Pretty spot on.
leggsgreggs 1 year ago
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@60BloodyChamp60 Fucking cunt. I hope you die.
PopeWithDaScope 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 And some class....but...do you play, have you ever been in a groove like this, can you produce like this, etc., etc., I doubt it
TheBuddyray 1 year ago
@TheBuddyray quoting Demond Wilson here...and you do?
60BloodyChamp60 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 suck a dick douche
billythekid610 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 Haha idk why everybody thumbed you down your comment's true
RyanPerson 1 year ago
@60BloodyChamp60 I'll run you over with my Dodge Swinger....don't worry, it's comin'....
horrormonger 11 months ago
@horrormonger hahaha......gotta go!!
basskingwnb 11 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60 go fuck yourself
dgarber945 11 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60 go fuck yourself
dgarber945 11 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60 ah cmon guys dont be mean, you really can write cool songs that way. Here- 60BloodyChamp60 is a ___ ____. He likes to ____ ____ off of his mother's _____. He also likes ____ ____ in the _____. Ok have at it, and lets see some creativity here.
holy9JOE 10 months ago
@holy9JOE MAD LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gabes128 9 months ago
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@holy9JOE 60BloodyChamp60 is a nice guy. He likes to sing songs off of his mother's cat. He also likes playing baseball in the park.
P.S. Next time it would be nice if you specified which words were supposed to be nouns or verbs.
kendryna2 9 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60
That's a f***ed up Mad Libs you're reading
And a more proper way to say you can write these lyrics is if you're stoned, which is most likely how they were. I mean who the hell can write such awesome lyrics sober? No one, so get off your high horse, sit back, and just close your eyes and relax... which is the point of this song.
minimindpattern 8 months ago
@60BloodyChamp60 so whats your point? what your saying is you can write a great song like this, good for you thats awesome.
EliteSnakes 6 months ago
Reminds me so much of Black Sabbath.... Good Stuff
SandmanZ3 1 year ago
This album is the all time best unsung, underrated, sleeper. It changed the way I listened to music.
ChainLineCycle 1 year ago
@ChainLineCycle
It was a revelation to me when I heard it. "Don't worry it's coming". Made me actually feel like I might survive Ragnarok man.....lol....
ilikebluepez 1 year ago
JESUS ON THE MOTHER FUCKING DASH BOARD BITCH, HELL YES
MrRainmaker20 1 year ago 3
I had the privilege of seeing this live!
IndicaMaster420HOK 1 year ago
this song is weird! have i just drank a furniture polish and amphetamine cocktail?
FlameKizzy 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH!!!!!! ROCK ON GOD DAMMET!!!!!1
MrRainmaker20 1 year ago
thank-you wsou.net 89.5 fm for always playing great tunes like this while im driving a cab at night,you help my night go by with pleasure and of course speed............
DONT WORRY ITS COMING....JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD!!!
ignatatus666 1 year ago