Re: :: BUSTED :: Guy catches glasses with face

[vlaydros]

Nice neckbeard bra

[thechurchofdave]

yoldpopcornfart: lol yer not the boss of me hehehe

[yoldpopcornfart]

thats cool with me

[evrydayfireworks]

SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[0kidavenger0]

WHAT? Those people on TV are not really dying? SACRELIGIOUS!

[adriannakaden]

oh for pete's sakes, UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS, arguing online is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still a retard.

go do your thing (aren't there some newer videos to troll and leave asinine comments on?) and leave Dave to do his thing... oh wait, he's still doing his thing anyways.... so i guess you shuttin the hell up already would merely be a favor to the viewers

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@adriannakaden HAHA!

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

step up dave step up.

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: NAh I am bored now.

You keep using the same circular non arguments. Nothing left to say that hasn't been said already. Claim all ya like. I am not going to continue debating with a person who's greatest claim to debate skills is "Nuh uh ...you are!"

I claim my victory, you claim yours. Time to move on. All future responses, if any, will simply be, "YES DEAR"

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

if you wanna give up go for it. cause for you it was a lost cause but seriously man if you think any of your arguments, insults etc were any good trust me they werent and if you give yourself a serious look in the mirror you will agree. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Yes Dear

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

i was just wondering are you an idiot??

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

dave dave dave these comments amuse me but its a shame none of your videos could

re commnt 1

look i gave you some solid feedback in response to your video. which you could learn from in order to improve your videos in future and just because u refuse to accept the fact that its true you consider it complaining. oh no that's right you have based your statement on one of many constructive criticism definitions one which you probably went out of your way to find as it was best suited to your claim

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

I used the very first definition which came up on google. I can grab 20 more. They all say the same thing. You didn't attempt to teach me anything. All the words you used are still here for everyone to read and you still resort to insults instead of arguments.

You try to distract from effective rebuttals to your statements yet they are all still written here and anyone who can read can see what you said and what you are saying. Wrong medium for red herrings. lol

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

insults? there's your problem every good or truthful point made against you. you classify as insults because you refuse to acknowledge that they are correct. either because the solution to the problem is beyond you or you just wanna look like right in front of a crowd :)

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: lol you haven't made any points. You haven't proven a single truth. You simply lash out with more accusations, insults and silly attempted turnarounds and distractions every time I present provable facts.

Your fantasy world isn't real so you can't prove anything. Which leaves you with nothing but statements like "The problem is beyond you." That's not an argument. That is saying you are too incapable or lazy to communicate your own idea effectively so you give up.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

once again you deny the truth. and once gain have nothing to back it up. seriously whos comments are you referring to maybe by starting your comments with my username has confused you into thinking i wrote those comments. because you seem to be describing your own comments here. x

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

so your tactics thus far have been to use definitions and quotes that are some what in your favour and weak attempts at wise words to disguise what are in reality hollow comments with no real meaning so those who can look past the cloak can see you got nothing. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Effective use of simple language is not a cloak it is illumination. The definitions are not mine. I did not create the English language nor did you. The definitions have been around since long before either of us.

You are free to quote definitions as well. Show me a definition which states Constructive Criticism is something other than my reference. (Wiki btw)

Prove your statements. Give a shred of evidence. Rebut with something more than complaints and baseless claims.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

i already gave you a definition. and the thing is your use of language is not effective in proving anything nor is it effective in hiding the fact that you know nothing why dont you give me evidence you have nothing yet you talk like every comment of yours is filled with useful information well theyre not.

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: I have nothing to prove hehe YOU made claims. I am nor required to prove a thing :) You made a claim, I challenged your validity as an authority. You have yet to answer that challenge.

You can reword that all you want. You can try all you like to put this all on me. It all still goes back to the original statements. You made a claim. I challenged your authority to do so. You present no evidence of such. Your argument is non existent.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@thechurchofdave

actually all i did was was criticize in a constructive manner and u refused to accept it and u then made claims by saying i am not creative enough to be your pier and judged me on my video favorites so you were claiming to be an authority not me therefore you have to prove yourself in order to show what makes puts you above me and considers us unequal.

you judged me on my video favorites come on.

[archemayus]

how old are you

[EpiclyFunny]

hahahha

wtf so random

funniest shit ever

[Gleam16]

LMAO

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

yo dude you dont have to try so hard to be funny! at least be original come on

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Show me a link to anything resembling this.

Can you name the famous comedian who's cadence (not material) this highly resembles?

Yer name is a band. Yer signup date means it's prolly a play on the movie of a similar month named "Inglorious Bastards"

Yer 1 upload is bootleg sports footage.Yer favs are ALMOST all bootlegs an yer trollin vids. If that is your idea of being original I am gonna have to vote "Fail" and just keep doin stuff that obviously pisses you off :)

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

haha dude my point is in your video u try to be like pretty much everyone else who posts videos in response to others e.g jokes etc and yer dnt think theres a band called uncivilised bastards and no its not a play on the movie inglorious bastards but nice try and yeh dont dis my videos cos yours arent exactly 5 stars and i f you cant handle a bit of constructive critcism then stop posting videos or disable the comment section. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Constructive criticism is when you show someone how to do something better. All you are doing is whining.

Inglorious bastards opened Aug '09. Your ID starts Oct '09 Coincidence?

My mistake on the band name. It's a song tittle by a band called The Wednesday Night Heroes.

As for your videos, that's just it. They aren't even yours. lol So I will "dis" them all I want within the frame of defining what's original.

You fail at even insulting people originally lol.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

um yeh your definition of constructive criticism isn't entirely accurate similar to some of your previous assumptions is that coincidence? no i don't think so, ur just an idiot. yeh ur theory about inglorious bastards is wrong okay like i already said. yeh ur right the footage isnt originally mine but i put the whole thing together and people like it. and ur video isnt anything special i mean youre just responding to someone elses video so if youre gonna do that well at least make it good. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

1. "Constructive criticism, or constructive analysis, is a compassionate attitude towards the person qualified for criticism. Having higher experience, gifts, respect, knowledge in specific field and being able to verbally convince at the same time, this person is intending to uplift the other person materially, morally, emotionally or spiritually."

In other words yer just complaining :)

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

2.

I make no assumptions. I pose questions and make accusations of statistic likely hood.

I also point out that you are not creative enough to be my pier so your opinion means nothing to me but an opportunity to laugh at you hehe.

As for video and choices of favorites, simply the evidence that you are not qualified to be my peer nor to offer the "Constructive Criticism" Which you seem unable to define.

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

3.

I never claimed my video is anything special.

It is obviously an exercise in stupidity.

Of course it's a response video.

That's a HUGE part of what YOUTUBE is all about. It's a response to a ridiculous video which was removed. Prolly cuz the guy didn't like my sarcastic jab at his very seriously produced video claiming the sun glass guys were fakes. Since never saw it you have no reference to understand this sarcastic response. Hence the term "Clueless"

hehehe

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

4.

Feel free to keep typin son cuz I am enjoying the fuck outta this :) If you ever even came close to being correct I'd have conceded an congratulated you. Cuz it's my style.

Of course you just keep diggin a deeper hole for yourself an as most of my viewers, and anyone who knows me, know, that's just too much fun for me to pass up cuz if there is one thing I love it's being right in front of a crowd hehehe.

Your turn sweet cheeks > : )

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

good so am i :)

digging myself a hole? very much doubt that well anyway shouldn't you be doing it for me since you look like The Undertaker but then again you shouldn't judge a book by its cover or a more appropriate version a youtuber by their favourites. so you love to be right in front of a crowd well that must suck coz u aint winning here. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: heheh Yes dear hhe

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

yeh very creative point haha :)

[N0tCr4zy]

could i bet you 50$ that you would kiss this mans feet if you ever met him face to face?

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

yeh sure cos i would win the 50 bucks

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

RE: comment 3

well then you don't have the right to put down my video if you wanna go by your definition of constructive criticism then yer just complaining :)

either way it follows the standard of your other videos which are not very good

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: My criticism of you is a response to your failed critique. You claimed to be giving constructive criticism. I made no such claims. I only showed you that you were failing at it. Since your actions didn't even fit within the definition.

You opened the door, I simply showed comparisons to the topic which you opened.

That's not a complaint, that is a response to a complaint by pointing out that you are obviously engaging in what you are complaining about.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

Constructive criticism is criticism kindly meant that has a goal of improving some area of anothers persons life or work. 

which was the intent of my comment

and what you said about my videos was actually just complaining.

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Your claimed intent was very poorly worded then.

In offering constructive criticism, you open the door by claiming to be an authority, you then open yourself to scrutiny and your authority is thus open to challenge and request for proof of credential.

In simpler terms if you tell a chef, "Your cooking should be like this" The Chef is a fool not to check to see if you can even cook before taking your advice.

Question my creativity, my job is question yours. lol

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@thechurchofdave i put it straight to you there was no poor wording at all

whatever th process is constructive criticism is what it is.

unnecessary is not creative.

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Constructive crit would imply you have something to teach.

There is zero evidence you have anything to teach. I am on the other hand backed by thousands of views, tens of thousands of comments, thousands more emails all stating that I rock their world. My ratings are higher than most. The negative reaction to my material is about 5-8% but lets just double it and say 15%-ish So the idea that I am going to place any kind of faith in your poorly stated opinion is nill :)

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@thechurchofdave does everybody have to hand in their resume in order for their feedback to be considered. look at yourself you are claiming to be on top of the world.

when u aint

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: Your feedback was considered. lol Considered bullshit lol hahaha

Still if you make a claim in life, you should be willing to back it up.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@thechurchofdave so much for not resorting to insults

but at least you are starting to shine through the cloak so everyone can see ur not really the bullshit you claim to be. x

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: It was perfect wording as a complaint :) As anything constructive, completely ineffectual. Yer account is a month old. There is no evidence that you have any kinda of grasp upon writing, performing, recording and one example of you editing the material of others.

I have proven myself with #s and sales for years :) If you could at least put up a good argument. This would still be fun. You continually refuse to actually come up with one though. So now yer just boring.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

@thechurchofdave well actually you havent provern youself coz you had to speak of your history etc nad i still dont know ya dayum! mate the only one making this boring is you i finally though i had come across some decscent competiiton in the most unlikely of places but I was wrong.

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

not creative enough to be your pier? so sorry Mr creative (sarcastic voice) well i suppose you're right as i am superior. judging me on my video favourites haha so what did you gather from that. the fact that i listen to different music than you . sorry is Kid Cudi not up to your standards? why do i need to define constructive criticism as i am well aware of what it means without having to look it up. unless you're still unsure? and by the way do you know what sarcastic means?

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS: In making a claim about others, you imply that you are an authority an thus open yourself up to similar critiques. One way to rebut such a claim is to show you are not an authority. Which I have done repeatedly.

Your debate tactic thus far is to state an opinion claim lacking proof and then when your authority as a judge is factually rebutted, you attempt to distract by bringing up something new and relatively unrelated. Even your arguments lack creativity :)

[UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS]

so youre not authority? well how can you CLAIM that im not worthy of being your pier by judging me from my video favourites.

not true. proof? do i need to define every word i type?

im not trying to distract from anything why do i my arguments need to be "creative" as along as they have good and truthful points regarding the argument. then there is no need for me to attempt to produce unnecessary statements in order to try and look like the new Buddha .

[thechurchofdave]

UNCIVILISEDBASTARDS:

You made claims. You opened the door. Now you are simply engaging in a game of "No YOUR the boogie man....."

You have yet to prove a single claim. Any book in debate or rhetoric is rife with examples of exactly what you are doing. You don't HAVE any arguments. You haven't posed a valid argument yet and when you are presented with one you simply say the language is too fancy for you.

[EliteDuffman]

"Scary Dave"? HAH!

[0VP0]

depressed much ?

[borjapm]

Jajajajaja Very funny guy ! You're righ man ! :D

[hopeandfire]

I think the video is fucking hilarious. Especially the end.

[thechurchofdave]

It still amazes me that this sarcastic video which is making fun of haters, still gets so many views and hate filled comments lol

All I can say is that if this video pisses you off THAT much....you are very welcome cuz yer obviously out there looking for something to complain about and I have obviously given it to you heheheh.

The fact the pissed off people are obviously too dense to understand what this video is about just makes them that much funnier. hehehe

[Andre0Salgado]

omg you are so rigth an i tottlay loved the last part when you said that you bet people shot on tv weren't dieing

[NinetyDeathsInHeaven]

dude.......you just blew my mind..

[gonzalosmax]

haha...damn dude, get something to do.

[TCDIL95]

hahahahaha

[RastisJamesJr]

Dude, who r u tryin to impress? u sound like a complete idiot. Seriously... just stop.

[LtBobby123]

lol i'd like to see you say that to his face...

[lifedoessucks]

...typical fat YANK prick!!

[Ending3ncore]

I'll bet that fat yank would beat your ass.

[qllimax1]

oooo your so scary with your glasses and pirsing ha ****Ing retart trying to look cool on youtube i love these kind fo ***s. lol you probably got so much asskicked in highschool by kindergarden babys that u tought ye ill be cool on youtube with my pirsing and glasses omg im pissing my self

[metalclaw149473]

what you can say fuck or ass? stupid nigger retard

[johnsonjamesmitchell]

He's clearly white, if your going to try and attack someone via the internet at least make your insult valid. Peace out.

[metalclaw149473]

i wasnt talking to the guy in the vid, i was talking to qllimax1

[LGIsMyHero]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Commandodudes]

heh heh heh heh

[rockcandyamby]

well I think its funny lol

[UbuntoO]

Narsacist dipwad. Go ahead and delete it. We don't want to look at you any more.

Your attitude is negative even if you think it's sarcastic, it still sucks for real. Even your tatoo's are ugly! Retch arrrrrg.

Go help somebody instead of bitching and swearing..

Erase this vid. Erase this Vid, Erase this vid cause you just plain nasty and ugly and we tired of looking at you!

UbuntoO

[reboundmc1]

I thought it was rather entertaining... Get a sense of humor faggot

[TheLiquidSword]

homo

[ralf7253]

I thought everything i saw in movies was real! U just ruined it 4 me! lol

[TheSpliffKing]

wtf r u talking about

[thechurchofdave]

This is a very old video and it was a response to a video which has been deleted.

There was a video called "Guy catches glasses with face" which did very well cuz it has nice effects in it. Some numbtard made a response video saying he could PROOVE it was a FAKE!!! OMG!!! and crap like that. Well of course it was fake it was a joke with great effects.

So I made this very sarcastic video in response to the "It's a fake" video. I would delete it but it has such a huge amount of views.

[jalexcarter]

...???

[steviebkhall]

Realworld !

[CharlieManz]

lol

[Saladfingersmb]

you suck

[snq5555]

lol c-3po

[ShaneMoFxxxinHuff]

hahahaha!!!

[nerxboy]

hahah

ur fukin hilarious :)

[lydiasadie]

ohh, you said a naughty word! =o

[damienlenny]

hahahahahha

[LegoHaloFreak125]

funny

[taekwondohustle]

anger!!! yelling! expletives!

[munyangrang]

wat a fucking faggot

[Utgorn]

ok... at least we still have the tooth fairy

[shotkill2]

lol the people in movies arent really dieing!!! NO WAY THE LIEING BASTARDS

[uThybridxstigmatax]

what could he get arrested for........

[DrBeatnik]

At least Santa Clause is real.

[sk8sbest]

lol he could arrested for that...even on a video

[Petermaliha]

get a life you bastard( i didn't watch the video though, i judjed by the pic......)

[Scammacca123]

good job

[TravisMaxima]

Get some grammar, mother fucker.

[thechurchofdave]

TravisMaxima: Yes Dear.

[TravisMaxima]

No no no. Not you. Some person was insulting you with horrible grammar. It's youtube's retardedly long response system.

[thechurchofdave]

TravisMaxima: lol I failed again! lol figures hhehehe

[warriorlink01]

funny as hell lmao I like the part about mickey mouse lmao

[shizlnit]

tattoos are sharpie, earrings are clip ons,chin ring is a growth, beared is glued on

[Scammacca123]

thats no way to talk about your mother

[shizlnit]

ha! good one...

[Scammacca123]

sorry xD. I saw the comment and i couldnt resist =D

[SasukesMagic]

Dat's funny...hehe...i'm laughing...

[TamaThePeck]

xD

don't you love how some people on youtube just really can't catch on to sarcasm, even in it's purest form?

[Zeedy]

ahahaha

[fabi6]

go sse a dentist, 1st

[sinlifesin]

i laughed so fucked hard...

[seangotgame]

I lol'd.

[lilsh495]

what the hell?

[noshatch19]

lol this is awesome! i laughed rather hard, im going to watch your outher vids now haha

[blackg0d87]

btw ur not funny more like a fuckheaded retard who needs ot be run over by a steam roller

[chrisbrake]

you're an idiot.

[blackg0d87]

dave ur a fuckhead dont make me rip all those faggety fuckin peircing out ur faggety fucked up ugly boof head... cuntface. hope u get blown up

[lox12]

sonuvaBITCH xD

[skaterbam32507]

Hah! :D made my day..

[PatrickRostFilms]

Video is still funny even after a year removed of my very first watching:

Gotta say that it's impressive a Re: Re: video has more staying power than say, paint drying. Keep up the good work, Beardly Von Davescare!

[Weirdo123098]

HAHA. You sir, are such a character. Great video.

[lucas2411]

lol the only reason the guys not wearing a shirt is so some fat gay guy might phone him and ask to play with his man tits or he wants to show of his hanus tattoes either way he looks like a tool oh and i dont even know what this is about lol i watched it with no sound

[fubball2k6]

which is probably only plastic!!!

[gav26]

people here need to learn what sarcasm is... of course he knows that people on tv are not really getting shot... *sigh*

[thechurchofdave]

gav26 : What's sarcasm? > :)

[thatparkourdude]

marvel777xbox360 it's SARCASM.

[sammybms]

check this guy out!!! hahaha dude is a straight fool

[SlashvsAdamSadler]

r2-d2nah, c3po? skinny guy in a motha fuckin metal suit! XD

[LCDaftpunk]

this guy is annoying

[Adamska16]

lol ur funny XD

"they're not even dying" of course not it's TV lol

[fpsjonny]

suck my biker dick...

[gumz2021]

Alright, I'm straight the fuck up subscribing. Dude, you look like you should be a pro-wrestler and tell mother fuckers where to get off. lmao

"You're mother was a goat fucker. Now bring your sheep looking ass on down here so I can kick it!"

That would be bad ass.

[johnnyx19913]

HAHA awesome

[KILL1SAVE1000]

pretty much sums up what needs to be said to a lot of people on youtube

[SpartanMikey]

fucking ace!

[bobyard123]

wow

[sprogattack]

he sounds like a policeman!

[arghzombies]

hahaha funny fucker

[crimsoneternity]

lol

[elsentai]

imba imao

[gutareman17]

this guy is an idiot. a real bag of douche.  cussing everything out doesnt make it funny

[zandrof7197]

Random lol

[Shimunisdying]

damn , this guy could be wrestler, he have that special fake attidude lol

[KtfoMustang]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[0kidavenger0]

AHAHAHAAa too funneh

[BobSmiIey]

dude ur so cool lol

[Keglanek]

dude you remind me of Captain Spaulding from house of 1000 corpses and devils rejects

[hockeylunatic57]

ROFL!

your awesome!

[nborgert11]

hahahahahahahaha

[fishinfreak2]

are you on crack?

[lnopia]

good video

[oinkysqueak]

Go get those bastards mate! ;-)

[baalyezidi]

put this guy on mute and its funny as hell..

i should really pay u because its funny as hell

[airwave2oo8]

the last thing he sais is funny

[techboyzz]

wow he looks evil and he got 666 ratings..im gona change that 0_0

[Derixoro]

Haha rofl .. Got one msg .!.

[AndrewXAnarchy]

Lol 666 ratings

[letsgotomyroompig]

lmao

[MasterShakeBro]

hey guys, be nice. Just his sense of humor. :)

[LolitsMickey]

shut up!! ur so annoying, why dont you go headbutt a bullet!!!

[GIOjayster]

YOU TUBE STYLE. this guy sucks

[foothillsfilms]

it sounds like his penis got ripped of in the end of the video

[korbaz666]

that was some of the greatest shit dude

i loved it

lol

[yoshimtu]

ROTFL

[merc662]

Omg! I never would have known!

Thanks for clearing that up! :)

(sarcasm, you retards...)

[snow6smoke]

lovely

[WISDOMPRODUCTI0NS]

I have a tattoo of the prophet mohammed on my cock you farse speaking terrorist pig. May Allah bow to me like the cowardly wanker he is. The Koran is false, Islam is a joke. You live in the Dark ages you stupid Iranian, you weak, spineless coward. How much your father and mother must be ashamed of your acomplishments, for they are so few. Fuck Bahadur - fuck your family, fuck ISLAM. FUCK ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET. MAY ISRAEL AND THE CHOSEN PEOPLE PISS HOT VOMIT IN THE FACE OF EVERY MUSLIM ON EARTH.

[alimolahaq]

burn in HELL you retarded fuckwit

hater motherfuckhead

a muslim probably fucked your mother and your sister thats why all the hate you motherfuckhead!

[Makaveli675]

Lol dude your gonna get bombed.

[thepyre]

"wisdom productions" lols

[guninhatersdown]

lol dude you cant even walk down your street without people calling you a dick head haha ,

my cuzing called you a ick head and you made believe you didnt hear us lol

[assultknighthg1]

duuude temper temper you idiot GET SOME HELP LOSER!!!!

[MrkCmblz]

its scary dave

[asherdeantruitt]

dude...ur stupid, if u dont like the fricken video then dont watch it idiot...take some ridelin and shut up...

[TayBorderman]

my dad was the Director of star wars last time i checked, his name is George Lucus.

if you're being serious: wow