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It sucked so much it made my brain hurt. First you were in a crappy insurance advert, now making painfully unfunny jokes about karate, you make a joke that that outside the internet, and you'll be left standing with no friends, which is probably why you started a youtube channel in the first place.
Do the human race a favour and don't make anymore videos, do what you were born for
Look depressed behind a tescos checkout counter while you wonder why your crappy little acting career never took off
Ok, the only good part of this video was JPizzle. I hated the thing with the AptRed guy in it. If AptRed or JPizzle reads this comment, just keep it on JPizzle's channel, because the entire editing thing wasn't good to me, it made it not be funny anymore.
GLUG
Qsoftblog 1 month ago
The Annoying Orange Should Be Phils New Karate Teacher
Qsoftblog 1 month ago
Milk????
calender7girl 2 months ago
OMG I REMEMBER WATCHING HIM. JERRY ;3
BotdfFurEver 2 months ago
SO
WEIRD
sarahsaysstarship 3 months ago
weird
anducu100 3 months ago
Dan... That was the strangest thing of my life :D
lozzastanton 3 months ago
INCEPTION
EatingButter 5 months ago
fuck u nob
tray20111 6 months ago
the same vid came out today on their main channel
edwardactivity 6 months ago
Holy sh*** !!! Jory and Phil?? I didn't know they made this - I love them =)
kinskifreak2011 7 months ago
GLUG
PeppyCola143 8 months ago
i would massage er puzy
jimmywho08 8 months ago
5 stars for annoying laugh
jessiepink666 8 months ago
GLUG!
yh i said it bitch!
missxsunshine11 8 months ago
glergggg
replaywithsoundxx 9 months ago
Glug!
SometimesImAwesome 11 months ago
That was chocolate sauce? It looked like a bottle of liquor.
XBulletsXloveX 1 year ago 3
@XBulletsXloveX he likes it extra zinggy
strudelsful 10 months ago
i have that glass :O
brokenstring99 1 year ago
0:58 I HAVE THOSE GLASSES.
MrMintyk 1 year ago
i would massage a...purple octopus.... or maybe a lamp shade
emilyEDWARDforever1 1 year ago
KITTEH!!!!!
MPDelicious 1 year ago
GLUG omg the....other guy (not phil)'s cat looks EXACTLY LIKE MINE!! im afraid
imorandomthanu 1 year ago
lol that was great, i love jory's laugh
TheFlameFalcon 1 year ago
i think im in love with you ;)
Chocolatepuddin4 1 year ago
Thumbs up for evil Jory laugh XD
rederci939 1 year ago
I would massage a rubber duck
Friendlypup45 1 year ago
GLUG!
huyuchan27 1 year ago
GLUG!
maxmcwhirter 1 year ago
jet li shoud be your teacher!!!!!
GothsMeowToo 1 year ago
OMG IT'S THE MICROWAVE GUY AND PHIL! who i felt really bad for by the end of the video :P
CrazyconfusedAmanda7 1 year ago
lolz microwave it
F8DecidesYou 1 year ago
Hey--that's my syrup bottle! Cool! So you can get it in the U.K., too?
Insanitycoffee 1 year ago
Haha his laugh is funny xD
itsmedani17 1 year ago
Phiiiiiil.... Thats not chocolate sauce...
spamhead97 1 year ago
I really hate the way that guy laughs
Allnewlevelstupidity 1 year ago
glug glug glug (:
soyouwantmoreCora 1 year ago
The Music Was Really Depressing Lol!
gothicbitch1234 1 year ago
Thumbs up if Phil sent you
666PunkDrummer666 1 year ago
I want to massage AmazingPhil ...
MsHedleyLover 1 year ago
"I dont wanna put a cat in mouth D:"
lol XD
~Near~
Tayomiblackwing 1 year ago 8
swift karate chop should be your karate teacher
AlixandraCross 1 year ago
omfg your room and everything are my favorite 2 color's. o.o :D
MakeMyCake5 1 year ago
wtf
matt454565 1 year ago
i would massage phils penis ...........
ChibiXD87 1 year ago
@ChibiXD87 perv
XpvtsnowmanfanX 1 year ago
lol emo dad
Scootypufff 1 year ago
I wish I could see the full uncut "Is It a Good Idea to Massage This?"!
kpwillson 1 year ago
id massage Tripp426...
peta2peta2peta2 1 year ago
The milk guy's laugh scares me... *hides behind Phil*
StalkingMadison 1 year ago
Just ha xD
SpeedStrike7 1 year ago
what music is this from?
crossxfuse 1 year ago
mine is Soccer,Basketball and baseball
chey90214 1 year ago
that guys laugh is the creepiest thing in the world...its unnatural
EpitemyOfMe27 1 year ago
GLUG
twilightisdrug 1 year ago
glug
MyWeirdLifeXD 1 year ago
That guys laugh is werid..
HinameisHannah 1 year ago
where'd you get that red panda!!O_O mine's lonely and I can't seem to find them anywhere anymore!!
CeruleanRomantic 1 year ago
id massage ur mum.
defia45 1 year ago
Yoda should be Phil's Karate teacher.
defia45 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Jory<3.
JessicaCalaway883 1 year ago
ide massage you phill ;) xx
Abziidoodle 1 year ago
that guys laugh is creepy.... and i would soo be Phil's karate teacher lol ^-^
TheMissTeresaa 1 year ago
"I don't want to put a cat in my mouth!"
Absolutely, lol.
BAMitzSAM 1 year ago
i want to be ur karate teacher :D
but i can't do karate .__.
cherryinpink13 1 year ago
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
zelonod 1 year ago
aha ha ha ha ha! gosh that was the best
EllieUSA12 1 year ago
i have fencing lessons (sword fighting)
wcmaster776 1 year ago
GLUG
MrSkelly7447 1 year ago 3
"I don't want to pur a cat in my mouth... o.O" HAHAHAHA makes me laugh every time! LIKED!
SamIAm92 1 year ago 18
stephen should be phils teacher XD
allieisarandomer 1 year ago
xD....uhn?
El3na26 1 year ago
I take lessons in Taekwon-do :P (Y)
I want to be your karate teacher!!! xD x
purpepink 1 year ago
it looked like phil was drinking soy milk
bbbjjhhh 1 year ago
Rate 5 stars for evil Jory
they should have ended with one of those laughs XD
rederci939 1 year ago 3
NOOOOO!!
LillaKardos 1 year ago 29
lmfao slightly annoying with the laugh though
sherbymushroom 1 year ago
...GLUG (:
andreaa369 1 year ago
we have that surap at home its yummy hehe!
chelseajo62 1 year ago
Aww phil, he looks so cute when he's in despare. ^w^
UsagiShika 1 year ago
i would massage a steak
Shadow12699 1 year ago
id massage toast lol
randommaddie1 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT JORRY HAS A CAT!!!
piratecheese13 1 year ago
don't cry phil i'll save you!!!lol
tigermoon101 1 year ago
i would massage youtube xD
RachelxRoulette 1 year ago
i said glug....and about ten people just looked at me like i was mad..
missrunswithscissors 1 year ago
lol hilariou
XXRichardK18XX 1 year ago
5 stars for creepy music.
Tripp426 1 year ago 69
Chocolate sauce does not equal chocolate syrup.
madnessofthedarkside 1 year ago
i think nigahiga should be the karate teacher
KucozTheGreat 1 year ago
you remind me of my Bestie Boy-who-is-a-friend, Joby! :) You're super cute too... Your accent is sexy...
AliceCullenIAm 1 year ago
lol i buy the same syrup brand as phil
edwazhereman 1 year ago
wow phil you have a lot of stuffed animals....kewl....and jory caron....dude....your hott.....hehe :D
UnicornPoopsCupCakes 1 year ago
LOl I have a red panda toy :P
sandymarshall 1 year ago
WHOS THE EMO DUDE? WHATS HIS NAME?
psilovedyoubabe 1 year ago
He's called Amazing Phil
hanfitz95 1 year ago
GLUG
koil3333 1 year ago
Jory you so mean to Phil!!! lmao :D I love you both still :P
Poor Phil :( *HUGZ*
Nagem1617 1 year ago
@qwertyharriet shouldn't it be like...a daymare? lol it sounds like an idiot trying to say damien well it does in my mind.... xD
CryingElectricTears 1 year ago
i would like 4 u 2 massage a lizard
nicknac2tv 1 year ago
@Mrbob331
wtf is your prob phil is amazing man he make me laugh so damn hard if you dont like it the you have no sense of humour what so ever!
Popcorngirl1231 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
It sucked so much it made my brain hurt. First you were in a crappy insurance advert, now making painfully unfunny jokes about karate, you make a joke that that outside the internet, and you'll be left standing with no friends, which is probably why you started a youtube channel in the first place.
Do the human race a favour and don't make anymore videos, do what you were born for
Look depressed behind a tescos checkout counter while you wonder why your crappy little acting career never took off
Mrbob331 1 year ago
LOL
xxDESHEAxx 1 year ago
phil, you have no idea where that panda has been.
take it out of your mouth.
now.
GoUdGrUl 1 year ago
BEST.EPISODE.YET.
pinkgoth6 1 year ago
ROFL PARAODY XD
Zoozoorck 1 year ago
"You have to do it, because the cat will naturally clean up your massage parlor."
kowalamuffin7 1 year ago
that wasn't chocolate sauce, that was maple syrup...
pinklavigne231 1 year ago
Jory iz a psycho!
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
It was supposed to be creepy.
eclecticAH 1 year ago
karate....
673mclover673 1 year ago
a rock! i'd so message a rock!
dragongal94 1 year ago
Chuck Norris....
samster284 1 year ago
lol yer karate teacher should teach
How to teach a lion to hotwire a car :D
LaurenRawrFace 1 year ago
Ok, the only good part of this video was JPizzle. I hated the thing with the AptRed guy in it. If AptRed or JPizzle reads this comment, just keep it on JPizzle's channel, because the entire editing thing wasn't good to me, it made it not be funny anymore.
I
SolidSnake362 1 year ago
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That was so damn funny. I love Jory's annoying laugh.
Two of my favorite people on youtube, Jory and Phil, have made a collab video. I am very happy. :)
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RethParish 1 year ago
GLUG!! and i'd massage peanut butter, yum :)
IfoundNemo12 1 year ago
RWJ!! TOTALLY!
classicalgal1 1 year ago
i stopped viewing after he told he was doing it for the ladies. It stopped being believable there, he can't be straight.
timen1986 1 year ago
GLUG!
LinkinParkFan240 1 year ago
phil
15stargaze 1 year ago
hey, I had that dream too!!!! Only he massaged a llama.
memei8613 1 year ago
this makes me want to play silent hill
emowarewolf 1 year ago
lol yeah i guys need some help lol
mariamnasr123 1 year ago
i take horse riding lessons. lol.
mthomason95 1 year ago
plz let me leave
phyro9899 1 year ago 19
Is it a good idea to massage this should become global.
LentillsStar 1 year ago
the milk massager guy has fucking annoying laugh..
KaylaWearsSocks 1 year ago
THE LAUGH IS SO IRRITATING LOL
ASHLEYheartscupcakes 1 year ago 6
GLUG!!! slightly disturbing....but funny!!
imorandomthanu 1 year ago
lmao wtf i want what hes smokin!!!!
grimrose420 1 year ago
I'm in hysterics and I don't know why!!
:DD
brilliant!
DracoSlashHarry 1 year ago
wow that was funny but wow O_o xD im so gonna try that
Ryukeye 1 year ago
I must confess, I am creeped out
tropicalfishswim 1 year ago
aw hahaha
laserwarfare 1 year ago
OMG BOGOTA! XD
mafekas 1 year ago
:( did the cat eat the chocolate sauce?
isnt it bad for them?
LostMyNumbers 1 year ago
Is Jory on drugs or what?
hesteaeble 1 year ago 2
My brain is slowly dying because of videos like this, thanks.
Iperogie 1 year ago 3
I think phillips karate teacher should be stephen:DD
Cis4Cookie97 1 year ago
shaycarl... shay carl should be his teacher!
ariel7225 1 year ago
dont u mean a daymare?
FirestarLeader1 1 year ago
GLUG!
imphlatround 1 year ago
Better be a dream, man!
yoyola2 1 year ago
Karate
vmorrisongraff 1 year ago
I love Phillip : )
TaylorASwiftFan82 1 year ago
XD
I love it so much
Purpleyish 1 year ago
*I Dont wanna put a cat in my mouth* LOL.
TheFlyingMantis 1 year ago
glug
MsSniggity 1 year ago
jorys laugh creeps me out D:
thenamesayejay 1 year ago 5
im so confused
Lizdropxdead 1 year ago
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WTF? What's up with your shity jokes?
geyser463 1 year ago
That was so creepy...
LOVE IT! :D
angryparrot 1 year ago
I am a Xtreme martial Artist!!(:
TheHannahbanna72 1 year ago
Massage Jello or Slime
NinjaLordMadura 1 year ago
really creepy
Lardman678 1 year ago
Haw haw haw.... That was hilarious.
BrokenFish 1 year ago
bizzaree
DavidColonBlackbelt 1 year ago
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It was like a horror film. Im slightly disturbed yea, anyway... GLUG! oh & i would massage AmazingPhil. yes, YOU!
glitterNsnow 1 year ago
It was like a horror film. Im slightly disturbed yea, anyway... GLUG! oh & i would massage AmazingPhil. yes, YOU!
glitterNsnow 1 year ago
GLuG!! :D ..
you should massage ice.. O____O
jelloxjello 1 year ago
......okay then....i bit creepy....
LoveableEmoCutie14 1 year ago
You should massage a cow, then its meat would be nice ;D
LAURENxEM 1 year ago
GLUG!! ^0^
TheLlama11243 1 year ago
Haha GLUG
AmandaESquee 1 year ago
hahaha phil. "I don't want to put a cat in my mouth..."
midnightmaniac14 1 year ago
GLUG!
smartygurl10 1 year ago
GLUG!
SarahSerotonin 1 year ago
lol at Jory`s laugh xD
lantz1992 1 year ago
Phils karate instructor should be Mr T
SuperDooperTess 1 year ago
a taco
SimonIsoCool 1 year ago
Wow his laugh is so funny lol
cformonkeyz 1 year ago
You should have microwaved him.
Sabriinyy 1 year ago
hahaha nice video ^-*
kozomy 1 year ago
:L His laugh made me cry. :L
EmoChildOfThaNight 1 year ago
OMG This is fucking weird... I'll never watch JPizzle again!
ekmad 1 year ago