ScriptGirl Report 07.11.09

[lostboy4444]

call of duty

[z370Toronto]

let me guess, u are 42 years old?

[selwynr]

I like it when she says "nuptials'.

[aardvarkansaw]

hilarious editorial SG

[selmabotti]

no volume needed.

[SexCyberGuideCom]

well done

[manectricity]

damn, is it me or all of her outfits were hot, why she love showing us her cleavage, why won't she show us all we wanted?

[theloniusmonk2384]

Boobs,boobs,boobs..... :P

[jace007]

I love SG - a great rack and wears glasses...mmmmmm! Lol!

[wgamador]

Thanks Script Girl....you do good work.

[WelshRaider2K9]

nice boobs

[siron1980]

nice boobs

[fabrixx08]

i never hear what she says, i only look at those

[gremmpaltakin]

me 2

[martinaee]

lean in ftw at 1:54

[hotsocalguy8888]

Only one reason why this has so many views.............well, make that 2 reasons. :)

[gremmpaltakin]

damn right

[CalvonMoonrise]

should i really be honest why i'm here?

[zayzstation]

NNNOO !!! NOT asteriods !! I was NEVER good at that game. I would just slide around, shoot randomly, and always die. It made me sad. LOL. Also, Phil the Beaver reminds me of my boss at work. It's kinda scary. Also, he deserved to get shocked. hee hee.

[xbox360master360]

Show us your hooters bitch

[ZeroKoolXX]

beautiful and with a heavenly voice. What else could a guy ask for!!!!

[bookmarker999]

You know I rarely comment... but.....don't you feel undermined in your work when you strive so hard to impart information you are passionate about only to have 99% of all comments reference your bosom. Men are pigs yes, and you may get less hits, but tone it down and people might actually click on to hear what your saying.

[enamal1]

oh hey shes talking,,

i was distracted by dem boobies

[imxlnt2]

id like to be her *grabs bucket* neighbor*drool*

[rogan200139]

i can definitly picture u naked. BTW your very very beautiful

[TheoristLad]

Francisco Dorveluz, you're a pig.

[rogan200139]

wat the hell ? oh that must have been my little brother, srry about that. He likes to mess around with my youtube account

[BlueKyne]

Ya know, if Hollywood is on this re-make buzz, how about a re-do of the 1958 drive-in movie, "The Crawling Eye"?! We are long over do for a good crature feature.

[katakisLives]

Has anyone else discovered this by hearing Scot Rubin refer to it on Allgames radio podcast?

[DomenicDee]

Yeah, definitely waiting for a new video SG. What are you vacationing in the south of france with some corporate mover and shaker?

[StylinAzn]

Hey Kristina when is your next video coming out?? I believe most of your fans are starting to get Scriptgirl withdrawals... including myself (I'm feeling weak and dizzy.... I need another video).

[PrescriptionSeven]

i love you script girl.

[arctr00per45]

phils laugh is funny

[Katana991]

Hey Scriptgirl, what is your opinion on the fact that Asteroids is being made into a film? It seems a little crazy to me.

[DeborahFareena]

very interesting

[ovywan08]

is she more asian than white? cuz that would be hot!

[StylinAzn]

In all seriousness.... are you going to show us a video of your trip to Comic-Con?

[scriptgirl411]

Sorry no vid. But I did post some pix

today on my facebook for you, Jess.

xoK

[StylinAzn]

Hey Kristina I want to send something to you from Victoria's Secret...what is your Bra size??

[WoWdreamWoW]

She does not have a chance vs Marina (Hot For Words)

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

are you retarded? script girl can actually speak english and isn't just guided through phoenitic prompt cards by a production crew

[WoWdreamWoW]

You actually listen to what they say?  Now who is the retard?!?!

[Scorberg]

Scriptgirl, I had a question for you. This film is in development right now, but I was wondering if you've heard any new updates on a Pancho Villa biopic titled "Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman with Six Fingers" based on James Carlos Blake's novel "The Friends of Pancho Villa". It was reported that Javier Bardem would star and the cast would include Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek. Serbian director Emir Kusturica was going to write it and direct it. Thanks alot.

[CasualDaveDotCom]

mmmmmmmmmm, fried groundhog! (insert obligatory tactless joke about stuffed beaver here)

[doctorcito18]

Goooood, ur awsome, why aren't you working in a news channel you sound better than the reporters ni NBC, you are muche better siriusly

[hotpicks18]

nope

[hotpicks18]

u make my brother's girlfriend look like shit lol

[2346]

this vs hotforwords...

[1DjRadeoConscyous]

that was really funny

[sagebuffalo]

Finally movie news I can use. Forget ain"t it cool news, joblo, this is it! However, did you really need to zap that poor groundhog? I was born on Feb 2 and I know that if you forced me to stand/sit in unnatural position and hold a magazine(how did you get him to hold it? staples?) I would get a little ornery too. You've made yourself another fan (nonthreatening, nonstalking, non perverted(I'm looking at you oompalee267!!

[MadMaxFischer]

Thanks so much for taking the time to write me back with the script info. Muey cool of you, ScriptGirl.

[theshadowlessfigure]

I understood maybe a 3rd of what you just said.

[capman911]

Hey SG I am a Captain so I am ready for love. ; )

[Screenplaya]

I am not a captain, but if you need some to uh, y'know. Call me.

[PACKMAN8000]

I think im hypnotized

[mjr256]

TJ Hooker and Baywatch--two shows that were dying to be remade into movies.

[kdg184]

If you can write a convincing screenplay about Asteroids, you can pretty much write about anything.

[devastation71]

i wonder how you scream in the bed :)

btw there is a animal abuse 2:54 you burnt the rabbit

[CoopSDiablo]

hauptsache titten wie immer :P

[StylinAzn]

Calm down guys.... Kristina aka Scriptgirl happens to be my girlfriend. I dont mind you guys talking all sexy but please keep it tasteful!!!!

[waywardjam]

Better watch out ScriptGirl! No telling what sort of diabolical revenge Phil is planning for that tasing.

[scriptgirl411]

lol. I'm sleeping with one eye open. ;)

[RoflCopter58]

what happened to the other eye?

[massagefool]

Ignore the boob comments SG. Price of doing business on youtube. All of us with half a brain understand your real appeal is the info you provide and your wicked SENSE OF HUMOR! LMFAO

[agamick]

She should do some jumping jacks.

[TheAmazingSubscriber]

i will make love to u if u want :D...IM THE AMAZING SUBSCRIBER!!!!

[TheAmazingSubscriber]

OMG! Your so hot babe!... i want to see those Asteroids of yours ...:O

[NicholasDAZ82]

Nice buzzums.

[xWhiteShadowx12]

Every thumbnail has cleavage. I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

[oldirtybastard213]

damn.. she can speek.. she's hot ... and she has a good sence sence of humour.. uuuuh momma

[kaioshinex2]

Too bad we can't say the same for you.

[oldirtybastard213]

I aint even gonna bother talking back to you. Get a life

[NB5BHVL]

To late

[scriptgirl411]

You just did. Neener-neener.

^-^

[oldirtybastard213]

I was refering to an inteligent response... with arguments and shit....

damn those glasses make you look kinky... uuuurghhhh

[didles123]

Who watches this other than horny guys attracted by the cleavage in the thumbnail?

I'm pretty sure nobody does.

[iflylo01]

ur 2 boyfriends are very lucky to have you. i wish i was ur third.

[varun009]

she should post on a porn site

[barbier101]

Time for a new intro! PLEAAAAAAASEE

[scriptgirl411]

Soon! I promise.

xoSG

[destructoboom]

i bet shes sick of all the people wanting to look at her nice breasts. i mean show them!

[destructoboom]

TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT

[aggradef]

It's cool that dumb YouTube bitches are finally realizing that no one actually cares what they have to say because they're fucking morons and that the only thing any gives a damn about is their tits. Good job

[TheWhiteInfluenza]

i really want to ram my hard throbbing cock down her throat. then cum all over her face and tits.

[opahan666]

who cares what she is saying dirty whore

[stevescar1]

well this is solid proof that sex sells, find a hot girl give her a tight low cut dress let her read a script and BAM shes an over night video star.

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Boobs. :I

[akira556]

what a breast ^^

[Ralastar]

I thought Script Girl was worth subscribing to by her pretty face and breasts alone...But then Phil showed up and tied it all together.

The only thing that bothers me is:

Why do most anchors (including ScriptGirl) insist on changing their voice's tone on every sentence? I read an article that said they do this to make it seem like they're not reading a teleprompter.

Can't they train themselves to use their own voice mannerisms or whatever?

Oh well.

Fuck it.

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!

[bryntexas]

Lmao @ " picking up dollar bills with her *** ***

[bryntexas]

Is there anyone here who is single? Is there anyone here who is hot? Is there anyone here? Hello ? ....

[bryntexas]

I wonder if she's single. She's got the whole nerdy thing goin on . Nerdy girls are Hawt

[bryntexas]

I don't know what she is talking about. I can't take my eyes off her boobs

[2346]

i was watching manswers and they said the smart girls are good in bed r u smart

[zndprophet]

If I just put this on mute, I get the same enjoyment as if it had sound.

On the other hand, if I only had sound, and no video, it wouldn't be worth it at all.

[bikerone]

this is much better with the speakers off! =D

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

cleavage sells!

Nice job giving it away!

5 stars from TheJapanChannel !

Check out our channel too if you have time!

[HipHopJun]

Butter Face.

[iflyuby]

nice tits

[04ray25number2]

Boobpwnage!!!!!

Anyone click my user name above then visit the link if you don't want a summer JOB and watch TV while filling easy surveys. Is free just join. They will send you check, is not a scam, cause if you don't have to pay you 4sure will get paid.

Like Peter Griffin said, That is all.

[GQYoon]

yeaaa sell those boobies baby

[sk8punksk8punk]

you lock like a slot

[pr0ph3ceez]

Stupid talentless bitch, I am sick of people like her. I wanna see people interesting to watch not some girl whose more interested in seeing herself and showing others herself.

[sucktastic]

Scriptgirl? More like boobgirl. Has this woman ever made a clip where she hasn't had her melons hanging out or shoved into a shirt two sizes too small?

[Drawring]

Sex sells. To answer your question, no she hasn't.

[HipHopJun]

"sex sells" Yah, you know what that called? Prostitution.

[Drawring]

In the literal sense, sure. I was speaking generally, as in sexuality, or things of a sexual nature, sell.

[sprocketkf]

fun movie lines with imouth

imouth .  net

hilarious!

[Arturogf]

I think that most of her view are caused by her tank top

[jackamomo630]

i kinda wanna touch them like a lot

[StraightGruesome]

its cause she has nice tits

[RoflCopter58]

Why does half of her video responses involve some kind of pornographic theme?

[volintarydeath]

She is evil for making me masturbate violently to her innocent videos.

[RoflCopter58]

You know your making God cry when you do that?

[PaintJob202]

i luv this grl

[trueshinobi01]

i think my sex drive just kicked in while watching this lol

[spicychickenwing31]

ok, ok, i'm going to do this. Nice tits. Yayy! I feel like a part of the community! I feel like crap....

[MANUGIN808]

i wanna have your kids...5/5

[cooperzee]

do you read comments?

[ursack]

i luv luv luuuuuv.....ur tits

[ClamChowder44]

Ugh she is ugly, and has an annoying voice, and talks about nothing.

[RooGreynessLover19]

all i haer is blah blah blah..somehting about brave trianges and slow moving circles...lol

[RocMan209]

*sexist comments* it seems like thats what your going for

[StylinAzn]

OMG such beautiful skin!!!!

[44altecz]

keep them big tits out front cus your face is something less to be desired

[leviterande]

well, cutie girl, I must say you are GOOD at caming upi with nothing to talk about

[mattatdoyle]

Being that there was no animal cruelty disclaimer at the end of your podcast, i have no choice but to report you to the PETFAA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fake Animated Animals). Expect a fruit basket with a sternly-worded glitter card at your doorstep soon.

[STEELEWORLDWIDE]

oh god i love you scriptgirl! your so hot!

[LouisR79]

Congratulations on your column in Script magazine. For the record I think you would be just as good as a striper, as Diablo Cody was or still is? maybe even better. :-D

[mancible]

Script Girl / Tina Fey... same person?

[WomackPhotoKCMO]

Hey SG, what have you heard about "Wall Street 2"? I know Douglas is going to be in it "if" it happens, but, who might play opposite?

[rickyc1967]

Hi Script Girl!!

I loved it! And Gorgeous too!

Wow, I better get back to Hollywood asap!

Big Kisses, JB xxx

[plotchickens]

Why don't you make a good video for a change, instead of tricking people into watching your crap just because you have juicy tits?

[scriptgirl411]

Thats funny coming from a guy who's latest post is entitled MICHAEL JACKSON: RARE AMBULANCE FOOTAGE. You're a sham and guilty of incredibly poor taste. Now bugger off.

[DoNotClickMyChannel]

I have the nude version of this in my channel description!

[LyricallyEmphatic]

yeahhhh shes got a bangin pair a tits!! @_@ i jus had a great "thomas da tank" ;) aite!!!!!!!!!

[Godophobe]

In the UK "script" often refers to "prescription." I think anyone would need one if they even shared a room with this mind numbing twat.

[himinfrance]

hahahahaha right on Godophobe

[scriptgirl411]

Isn't that adorable? A Frenchman and a Brit have put aside their historical differences and formed a caring bond based on misogyny! I love a good

"meet-cute!"

[ryne1412]

OMG SHE HAS A FACE!

[theREALn00bjob]

I doubt anybody takes stripgal seriously & i'd be amzed if she thinks otherwise. Attention whore.

[littleconz]

im a weather man do u want me 2 shw u wat happen wen it snows

[muffzebra]

get ya cans out and im sure you would get more hits!!

[buddytongue]

Liked your opening comment on what passes for "inspiration" in Hollywood. Sad times indeed for movies.

[MadScout]

Amen. HW should stop going through the pop culture attic, and come up with original ideas.

[DeathAdderZL]

I JUST WANNA MOTORBOAT THEM TITTIES.

[zanny4me]

I jacked off to this and came hard, this what you wanted? Seems like it kinda......

[fuckturkey22]

Nice Tits!!!

[andrewscott1990]

fapping...

[Tsunamikronos]

dudes...she´s sexy. great bobbs!!!

[LegendarySock]

Hiiii!

You should wear a higher cut shirt.

[CrunchyAppleMan]

Geesh.... ScriptGirl i DARE u to do a vid without showing off ur boobs in the tumbnail to attractive more viewers. I'm sure u would hardly get as many viewers as ur other vids....

[vcmusti]

slut

[neo2662]

Great job script girl ! ... as always ;)

[XVirusDetectedX]

cock tease

[MadMaxFischer]

man you Turkish guys are charming.

[XVirusDetectedX]

it doesnt have anything to do with ma comment lol

[GravDiga]

shes hot, well this laptop sucks -.- so cant watch the video(anyone else get indefinite pause on 50%+ videos?) but later! 25th i get my new pc

i got another pc :P from my neighbour but the sound doesnt work -.-

a women is more than a perfect body

if you wanna check out her body then do that but if your looking for something more ....i cant see the video so i dont how to continue this comment

besides that why are people so ignorant and rude these days your all guna become mad grumpy old ppl.

[MicrosoftCPU3]

dis is my fav one, idk y?

[lionop]

booooobieeeeesssssssss

[yrret876]

WHO even listens.....NOT ME........but really U SHOULD DO NUDE

[RuigaAgiur]

She already wheres a bra blind one.

[OHMAHGAA]

This video is awesome once you find the mute button.

[BetaTester008]

If I had only one wish it would be that necklace and cordless mike!

[wizardica]

Stupid horseteeth-head girl.

[whitejones13]

she looks like a gold digger.

[mitche1987]

fucking bent!

[crakaplez]

y does she even talk?

[zeb120]

BUSTY BRUNETTE

AND close eyes with glasses

wink wink

[daapure]

sucks

[dabra85]

i don't think it's about what she is saying anyway.