Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal - Episode 4: Paintful

[m30wc0w]

that symbol is homestar from homestar runner

[Dialgadude]

I'm a grammar Nazi, and these are friggin' hilarious!

[ZaazaaTFM]

I love how it's Caml even though they later call it Camel out of battle, and Camel would still fit in the name.

[PurplePastaMonster]

Hemp AH!

[theEXdustry]

ＰＥＤＡＬ？ ６－３？Ｗ？？？？

？？？？？ １－Ａ？？？？！

I had to.

[OrganicCyborg]

the symbol is "do" in Japanese, most likely because "doku" is poison in Japanese.

[theEXdustry]

Croc: BITE ALL THE THINGS!

[LaVieEnPluie]

btw, the symbol is "do" in Japanese. No idea why...

[1colonelsanders]

Y U NO TRY OUT S-PIN?

[offbeatturok0]

The poison symbol looks like Homestar Runner! :D

[BreakingKode]

CROC KILLED

[SashuRui]

5:30 Lets fighting love!!!

[Plooontey]

One time after playing this game for a while with my friend I was trying to describe this really awesome battle I had to him and I kept saying hit to key instead of critical and didn't even notice until he pointed it out.

[97kevinhuanle]

four videos now...

oh god help me i'm dying.. my sides hurt so FUCKING MUCH

I'M A FUCKING HUGEBALL BAG FUCK xDDDD

[MultinameguyXerro]

No, you fucked the hugebal and produced 4 more.

[Vulcan422]

That Camel is in the top percentage of all other Camels.

[benjaminstrandberg]

the professor's assistant always gives you 5 hugeballs so you can have a full team of pokemon!

[BioSpark457]

oh, that weird symbol next to your name is japanese hiragana for "do"

[BioSpark457]

I'm so getting this game. lol

[CannyTails]

I think I have an explanation for "??? ??? ???? ???Y!".

The trainer's really shocked, and all he can say is a garbled 'why'.

[missjuliepenguin]

Original: ???Z? PEDAL? 9R+;-E? ??????

Transcribe audio: whatever request was with the president bill clinton lionheart what's that

[KyrieFortune]

Jmlite'swla: MY CAML IS TOP PERCENTAGE

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

are you elf?!

[MFTW42]

ಠ_ಠ WAT

[riverdaleswhiteflash]

And then they want to see what the other trainer says if they try to pinch his pokemon, and its so filthy the translator had to bleep it all out...

[jbird501likespie]

I only have 2 small balls. :(

[Rand0mexplosions]

JMLITE' SWLAMALAN?

[meloveknit]

Estranged! With starhub extremism.

[meloveknit]

After watching PVC 3, I was humming the tune. I click on this, they're doing the same XD

[Ketzerei9]

The text for poison is the first half of the Japanese word for it (the "do" in "doku"). The second half seems to have become a question mark for no reason.

[MoonIMover]

I have hugeballs.

Sorry. I had to.

[MechaNintendoMast]

This is the video game version of engrish.com

[AcceIgor]

YOU LOOKS WEAK

[SilverDeoxys563]

No! Elf come out

[morgano93]

the part that holds my attention the most is the narration. it's freaking hilarious!! XD

[MrSolo60694]

???z? PEDAL? 9R+;-E ??????

Yes or No?

[ErsKicGin]

I'm italian, I don't speak so good english, but this thing is funny even for me

[Kyson2Point0]

Haha. "Do all these things have hemp?"

[ColdHumor]

The poison symbol looks like the guy from that site homestar runner

[Sims3IsWin]

@ColdHumor Holy shit it does. O_O

[Fuzy2K]

@ColdHumor Who, Strong Bad?

[Fuzy2K]

@ColdHumor Oh wait. Never mind, I see what you're saying.

LOL!

[NekoBlaze014]

I'm assuming someone said this already, but the little symbol that appeared next to his name was the japanese character "do" short for "doku" or "poison".

And I'm constantly in stitches at these videos XD

[tehSnark]

The pokemon-types in the pokedex are hiarious! :D

[maniacmarcus1]

2:06 he says gimme pizza?! o.o

[TheMentalLizzard]

Original: "If this doesn't catch this thing, I might quit"

Audio transcribed "Jesus addresses that by my clit"

[iCaramba001]

Original text:

Pedal? 6-3?W????

????? 1-A????!

Transcribe Audio:

sexist regressive worked at the first was was it was it was a litte bit

[iCaramba001]

Original text:

Pedal? 6-3?W????

????? 1-A????!

Transcribe Audio:

sexist regressive worked at the first was was it was it was a litte bit

[CanaryKeeper]

Butterfree's awesome! It's the most free of the butters!

XD

[BrosEatFunk]

MONATERS

[BrosEatFunk]

Ah string in my face

[Wexfyf]

That symbol was a hiragana "do"

[Lazy034]

@Wexfyf

Maybe for doku (poison)?

[emperorsenshi]

GIMME PIZZA

[rlydonotwant1]

When Croc gets poisoned, the symbol next to its name isn't Vietnamese, it's Japanese :S

[furygeist]

Eggie sure does have a lot of balls...

[Blaze1289]

??? ??? ??? ???Y!

[EcchiCaturday]

OH HEY PAUL SALOMON

[ninjamitsuki]

It's a good idea to grind those other elfs you caught.

[Starcat43]

I'm some what a Grammar Nazi (I joke around and use incorrect grammar at times for the laughs.) But this is hilarious!

[1010kizza]

@Starcat43 * somewhat of a Grammar Nazi you mean.

Grammar bag fuck ?

[PureColorStream]

I am a Grammar Nazi and I love this! 8D

[Dontholdback747]

But wait, you get mighty taste adventure no tins !! =(

[BlackDorianGray]

This was a PAINTFUL adventure...

[theannoyance1999]

Pedal? 9R+j-E I THOUGHT SUMMER WAS TO GET AWAY FROM EQUaTIONS!!!!!

[WolfAngel9813]

Lol XD

"Go away" *video ends*

[anotherturkey]

I love how you guys say "Hit to Key" so naturally like it's nobody's business.

"We didn't even hit to key."

[MeMarioAndPeach]

And the symbol next to Croc's name was the Hiragana for the sound do.

[SnowFox102]

@MeMarioAndPeach It's do, the first kana of doku, the Japanese word for poison. I guess the Japanese version just put the word there, and this translation didn't get to that part. XD

[MeMarioAndPeach]

@SnowFox102 *she decides to reply a whole month later...* Yes, I already knew that. -_-<--RAWR EPIC SHIKI FACE Anyway, it's not even Kana, it's Hiragana. And appearently, the English wouldn't work there, though I'd have to check the games code to do that and right now, I'm tired. I don't feel like looking at the code a 2:30AM. Though I might do it later. Scatch that, I'll forget to. And beside, I haven't downloaded the ROM yet and we have terrible lag. Okay, rant over, bye.

[MeMarioAndPeach]

With the Pedal, I was like "Name it Pizza, name it Pizza, name it Pizza... Yes!" I did want you to name it Pizza. After you did, I danced around the house, doing a 'happy dance.'

[jelloegg]

1:43 - A crock is something you put food in. :)

[88Meters]

DELICIOUSCINNAMON! SUBSCRIBER BAG FUCK!

[jelloegg]

9:50 - I think the English version said something along the lines of "I was looking for a Pokemon, but I found a Trainer instead."

[mryoshi1221]

I am a grammar Nazi, and I enjoy this so much it's not even funny.

[TheMedievalMassacre]

@mryoshi1221

I understand your joy and pain well my friend.

[jelloegg]

@mryoshi1221 Me too.

[Flamez0nFire]

@mryoshi1221 You call yourself a grammar Nazi; yet you don't realize when people check your profile they see no grammar whatsoever.

[mryoshi1221]

@Flamez0nFire .___. what

[Fiends4]

@mryoshi1221 Your grammar is improper. "I am a grammar Nazi and I enjoy this so much it is not even funny."

[mryoshi1221]

@Fiends4 I know.

But that's not how I typed it, either.

"I am a grammar Nazi, and I enjoy this so much it's not even funny."

Er...

[Fiends4]

@mryoshi1221 Yes, I fixed it for you fool.

[mryoshi1221]

@Fiends4 It was fine the way it was.

[Fiends4]

@mryoshi1221 Your grammar was "improper".

[Yaxerins]

@Fiends4 "It's" is simply a truncated form of "it" and "is". If you're writing a formal paper it's improper, but we're not in a formal environment on youtube, are we?

[healie]

This is so fucking funny. MUST WATCH MORE

[awesomeking45]

you must grasp a lap 

[chicopapass]

why in fuck's cunt didnt you name caterpie penis?

[fluffyglobz]

?????? ??????? Y! ?

[dawnc18]

This is now my fav walkthough ever

[charmander1065]

1 person is a bag fuck.

[epicofthewin]

The poisoned symbol remixes me of Homestar runner's face...

[fakeivy1412]

Don't know if it's the same in Taiwanese, but poison in Japanese is doku which is どく in Japanese hiragana. They might've just shortened it to the first syllable "ど".

[lunk342]

2:05 "Gimme Pizza"

/watch?v=ehxryUSafdM

[Pizzafication123]

This game's grammar problems constantly remind me of the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT DOSE ELFS

I TOLD YOU DOG

[DarkMegaXXL]

@Pizzafication123 BUT THE WORST THING IS.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Pizzafication123]

@DarkMegaXXL GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN­NB

[KingOfKatamari]

@Pizzafication123 GOD

DAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN

[Pizzafication123]

@KingOfKatamari THATS NOT HOW YOU CATCH ELFS

YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO IT THIS WAY

NO

AAAAAAAAGH

[LapiZWarD]

I love these videos.

I want to play this so badly xD.

[RedSalamander]

Spoiler: Joey just screams "WHY?" when you throw a ball at his Rattata.

[L100Meganium]

Those are the smallest camels I've ever seen.

Also, I am literally crying with laughter. I love you guys.

[QueenOfDouchebagland]

??? ??? ???? ???Y!

Lmao I lost it at that part.

[Fikser11]

Pedal - Pedał, In Polish its gay xD

[Mewgetic44]

This video. Has stopped me from falling into depression. My mom was arguing with my sis, and it was bad. Then My friend said, "I know what'll cheer you up." She sent me a link to this. This video has saved a life. <3

[chib1]

@Mewgetic44 Hope things get better in your house.

[Mewgetic44]

@chib1 Thank you very much.

[orangeapples]

@Mewgetic44 Just like CROC your MORAL went up in this video.

[Mewgetic44]

@orangeapples This made me laugh so hard.

[jomon324]

"what's that weird symbol next to our name? XD"

*nerdmoment*

That would be the japanese symbol "Do" pronounced in the same way as "Dough."

Here it is: ど

^_^

[Eeveelover72]

i love how the video ends with go away

[PikminParty]

You guys make this like 8x funnier

[TheHorrorchicken]

I can't believe they didn't hit to key :(

[TheEyesOfNye]

In the naming screen they just left out the number 2.

[SuperPatsu]

Bite everything seen be care not to go ahead of it.



[SuperPatsu]

Your voices and demeanor make this viedo hilarious. You also sound just like those guys from the Invader Zim crew! hahaha

[badmotorhead]

last i checked, bide was the name of a move, not the name of weedle

[YoshiTheOreoGamer]

"I guess my Camel is the top percentage of Camels." :P

[sakurahime4438]

That's alright, I'm a grammar nazi, and i find this quite hilarious! xD

[emmuskah]

The weird symbol (= japanese "do") comes most probably from the word "doku", poison. At least that what it says in the japanese version when you get poisoned >_<

[ducklordgabe]

these are so funny XD

[Snapwave]

I teach ESL and this is hilarious.

[chcc12]

Bag of put prop?

[nerdygangstah]

everyone fighting happily!

*imagines people bleeding & punching each other while smiling and laughing joyfully*



[Kurikagome]

The grammar in this translation is PAINTFUL. :D

[VeryNiceEverything]

I'm not entirely sure if anyone would get an Ender's Game reference with Bean :/

[wizzkid250]

@VeryNiceEverything dooo ittt

[animeluvsinger]

The simble is a Japanese "do" Why it is there...IDK. 3:16

[ShinyShiranai]

the weird snowman thing next to croc's name was pronounced "do" short for doku which is poison in japanese....

[alphamone]

5:55

That caml is in the top percentage of all caml.

>.> <.<

<3 joey and his rattata.

[roccoownzu2]

And I thought the english version was bad when it said "Hey! It's BERRY"

[kidramez]

This is funnier with subtitiles on

[infamousNfamous]

HUGEBALL

[Kneeblade]

They're all drug dealing caterpillars.

[Pikachu728]

My CAML is in the top percentage of CAML!

...Wait....

[ErrorPwnage]

PEDAL? 6-3?2???? ????? 1-A?????!. WHAT THE F*CK! Srsly!

Why do you have a DRUG in your bag?

JMLITE'SWLA TO COMPETE. Hit to key!

All of these phrases and the "hugeball bag fuck" should become memes.

[Manacute1099]

@ErrorPwnage Joey's CAML start

"GO AWAY!"

[PeregrineMendicant]

"I don't have any huge balls.."

"Yeah you do. You have five."

That is so wrong.. xD

[rush846846]

That snowman is a japnese symbol that says "doh" for some reason

[rush846846]

That snowman is a japnese symbol that says "do" for some reason

[TheMenesBros]

One person was a grammar Nazi

[Jarbizu800]

hemp was used to make cloth, so I'm guessing that "hemp ah" makes perfect sense for "string shot".

Okay, maybe not perfect sense...

[TheLifeAddict]

are you elf? no, that's the other guy. he is the monster.

roflmao

[TheLifeAddict]

"he gave you one huge ball to fuck!"

rofl

[Burnyhands]

I can't believe they managed to make the Pokedex entries even MORE ridiculous than the originals :P

[YouKnowImWright]

PEDAL? 6-3?W???? ????? 1-A????!

[kiikasi]

The character is actually ど. It's pronounced "Doh" and it is Japanese.

[Leeclone]

Why was JMLITE'SWA wearing bloomers? 5:49

[xxLovelyxDisasterxx]

"Butterfree is awesome. It's the most free of the butters."

OMG. xDD

[SpocksGirlfriend]

CROC FEELING IS STRONGER!!! Y U TRY CATCH MY MONASTAR?!

[RoKetX]

this is absolutely amazing

[AcidicChaosLP]

LOL "he was miscount."

[anonymouswriter5]

I wanna know who disliked this! How can you hate this?

[Player72985]

@anonymouswriter5

I clicked the Thumbsdown

I don't hate the video, I was just so confused with all the poor grammar, I forgot what things meant! @.@

[CamoBullo]

@Player72985

That's basically the purpose - to show people how horribly translated the game is.

[mangakid19]

They are all drug dealing...caterpillars?

Best line in the clip!

[imikikat]

To elaborate a little further on MCRLolitaDoll's comment, ど, romanized 'do' is pronounced similar to the "to" in "total" but with a d, sort of like "doh", and is dakuten hiragana, for those of you curious.

I had no clue what it meant though, other than a probable indicator for poison. P:

I can only read hiragana, I can't interpret it.

Yay, failure at foreign languages! :D

[Frog7609]

@imikikat Yeah, it's an indicator for poison. The term "doku" in Japanese means "poison", probably only showing the "do" symbol due to the glitchyness.

[kasm279]

2:07 Lego Island reference? :P

[TheVodkaHaze]

You know someone is having a heart attack when he says "??? ??? ???? ???Y!"

[mammy24]

Gimme Pizza! P I Z Z A!

[satangel16]

that symbol looks japanese not viet. im not sure. prolly hiragana

[TheRealKitsune]

lol, I'm seeing a DiGiorno's Pizza ad in suggestions.

[SianydeThaLette]

You guys are seriously my favorite people ever.

[EagleLauncher]

Ah, man. You got to the part about grammar nazis and paintful, and here I am, going to school to be a high school english teacher, but this is fucking hysterical.

[LinkbloodWoW7]

to be fair you can eat crocodile/alligator

[FPSRyanFPS]

I want the savefile.

[AlmostEasySF]

It's 2 am, i'm drunk, and i love life. I cant fucking breathe. This is the best thing ever.

[LovelyYTRocks]

You're a fuckbag!