No More Heroes - Jeane's Story (In Normal-Motion)

[ortherworld]

I would choose My hot sis over that pedo dad anyday.

Travis : Damn you Jeane, now I wanna inces-!. . .dissect you!

[TheLateNightGamer]

Travis: My mind...is so full of...fuck!!

[RealKoolKid1]

Travis dated his older half sister? Dats fucked up.

[c3uu3t425]

@RealKoolKid1 you read the instruction booklet to

[ortherworld]

@RealKoolKid1 Well ,but The fact that the hot girl Travis had a crush on has been already screwed by his pedo dad everyday and despite knowing that he's still choose to kill her is by far a lot more fucked up.

[angel78556]

i didnt think chargin up would work O_O damn, beat her first try with this strategy, thanks man! i accidentally saw the spoiler of the name of this boss and i thought it was his cat somehow >_>

[z3Carlos]

I wonder what would have happened had he let her live instead

[dantenosebest]

OMG  O.o

[roflsteaksauce]

MAN Jeane is SO FUCKING COOL >.< ....i would love to see her in a fighting game =D

[xSkyAriisen]

What did I just listen to? 0_0

[legendaryrayquaza98]

t(>.< t ) chinesse guy flipoff

[gohanRULEZ]

O_O

Wow....Just....Wow.

[Booto20afercan2ninja]

Now thats some fucked up shit

[kiki902143]

...rotten apartment.

Travis: O A O

[The13thRobo]

going back to the original, she sounds like a deranged chipmunk.

[xxconkersxx]

*He molested me!*

Oh well....

*we lived in this rotten appartmant*

ROTTEN APPARTMENT? NOU D=

[bleachvt]

Now that i understand thats fuked up

[Cerby24]

I love that Travis doesn't move, till she mentions she lived in a rotten apartment. Then he's like "dear god!"

[Secretasianman888]

@Cerby24 Travis: i can understand molestation, but a shitty apartment is where i draw the line

[bubblesishot46853]

@Cerby24

I know, right?

[xXTheHeroicGamerXx]

OMG.......that was the most ****in messed up story ive ever heard in video game history

[visiousgodofwar]

wow never wouda thought she was saying that

[euamometalgear]

Was dark star really his father or not????? O_o

[JanembaJanemba]

@euamometalgear No, he wasn't it was just a little lame thing Suda did as a joke XD.

[Artimicus]

@JanembaJanemba do you have that confirmed?

[JanembaJanemba]

@Artimicus Yes, just watch the cutscene before this, his father his clearly dead along with his mother in the cutscene (With the anime style pictures) If that wasn't his father who was it?

Dark Star was just helping him recall his parents death.

[Artimicus]

@JanembaJanemba That's only proof of death, then what about Jeane saying she killed his father in front of him? Dark Star is a parody of Darth Vader, it is still unconfirmed if he is or if hes not his actual father.

[JanembaJanemba]

@Artimicus ..... Yes, that's proof of death, you just said it yourself. As you said Jeanne kiled both of his parents infront of him and Travis recalled it before Jeane even opened her mouth. Thus Dark Star is just some random douche bag. How can his father be dead and be Dark Star at the same time?

[Artimicus]

@JanembaJanemba It's No More Heroes, it can be anything.

[JanembaJanemba]

@Artimicus Well, you got me there.

[sooksavat]

@Artimicus it was a dream... you cant tell

[MrSpud9000]

y did this seam longer fast forawrded?

[dragoonx71]

after hearing the story travis might have a mind fuck

[oilyhakan]

METRO SEXUAL TRAVICS XD damn though jeans got issues

[JanembaJanemba]

There are alotta Jeanne's in this game.

Jean - Travis' Cat

Jeanne - Travis' Ex-Girlfreind

Jeanne - Silvia's Daughter at the end of NMH1

Jeanne - Travis' Half Sister

[MclTheBlueMadness]

@JanembaJanemba The ex-girlfriend and half-sister are one and the same.

[SoraXRoxas123]

she was right it would jack up the age rating even more

[doctabaldhead]

I was always curious about what she said.

[poopoopoopoop333]

Wow...I've been wondering for a while...

[xXBellcrossXx]

lol, @typhonsentra ya, miyuki was a comedy and romance not rape or molesting

[typhonsentra]

Part of the joke by the way is that the situation she describes is nothing like Miyuki..... at all.

[TheJJStrife]

Dang it! I think the fast forward screwed up again! Guess everyone heard it.

[JoeTheBored]

LOLOLOL XD

Travis's face made me lol so hard XD

[rorot1210]

1:04

Travis jizzed his pants over his half sister/ex girlfriend. 0_o

[rorot1210]

She's talking a little slow. weird.

She had to suck helium and talk really fast to get that scene finished.

[LuigiPwnage]

1:04

[Evilguy951]

I love how Travis has the gasp faces at the moments that aren't really shocking or terrifying.

[PancorRath]

O_O ok, i saw this unedited and i got, more or less, "im your half sister, same dad, he left my mom, she died, i got mad, REVENGE, squeeky noises that a hamster makes, the end". but holy shit, add in the "he made me his sex slave and pretended to be a good father infront of you so i sold my body to train to be a perfect killer" part i almost want to say she was in the right for killing their father, maybe not the mother but dad deserved it no question. still the twin bro at the end is a bit much

[RiverFlowX]

I'll give Jeane one thing.Her moves are pretty sweet.But they could have at least given her a better look.

[EasyGameFR]

@RiverFlowX Are you kidding ? That chick is HOT.

[JDaragonH]

Travis' reactions are hilarious.

[LittleChone215]

Holy $#!*!!! I can see why she wanted to skip over her origin story.

[lightx43]

:35

WHAT? A ROTTEN APARTMENT?!

[YellowJacketNinja375]

"You know that manga? The Japanese one?"

"You know that product? The One that is sold at Wal-Mart?"

[Treyworld]

Soooooooo how does this fit with Jeane being Travis' ex-girlfriend and all?

[PancorRath]

@Treyworld half sister not ex-girlfriend

[Treyworld]

@PancorRath They apparently dated some time ago, which explains why Travis named his cat after her. It even says so in the instruction manual.

[PancorRath]

@Treyworld what? ok im guessing the writers just half assed a story together and forgot random lil plot holes like the one assassin's dad being killed (not) by Travis and this twisted twist ending... lets agree its story is like L4D1&2's; shit hit fan, killing, something about a plot, more killing

[Treyworld]

@PancorRath Agreed.

[SilverMoon1134]

MOOEEE!!! o wait..

[apls291]

her eyes are badass

[bombz4327]

Shit.....i cant fight with that!!! D:

[lovelessAlx]

i can't blame her

[1337sparta7331]

thanks for the "slow down"

[palindinX]

Jeane:You are my half brother, you know that manga call Miuki the japaness one, well its like that.

Travis: :o

Jeane:Your father abandoned my mother to run off with your mother, it broke her heart byond repair, she KILLED herself knowing i had no where to go HE took advantage of me! As long as i could remeber he molested me, we lived in this rotten apartment.

Travis: :O

Jeane: And i was his slave! Everyday i cursed his SOUL, i swore i that i would kill him one day.

and now i'm out of space

[Bowserslave]

Jeane: Ever since i can remember he molested me

Travis: MMhmm k thats cool

Jeane: We lived in this rotten apartment

Travis: AAAAOOOOHHHHHH!!! O.O(Just like me =O)

[charcharmunr]

Travis freaks out more about the rotten apartment than the MOLESTING?

[SilentNekro]

We lived in this rotten apartment...

Travis: :O

[AlexYo234]

how fast is it normally?

[H2OHBOM]

@AlexYo234 fucking fast XD

[ZeldaInuYashalover]

@AlexYo234 about 10 secs normal. for this, 1 min

[animeboy11097]

so travis hass a brother and sister so why didn't henry ask about jeane and second jeane become a stripper to pay for training wow

[1Bullet2Ki11s]

@animeboy11097

because Henry is Travis' Half Brother so it goes:

Gene: Mom gets Left by Travis' Dad

Travis' Dad meets up with Henry's Mom.

there get it now. its either he didn't know or didn't care.

[Kullen64]

@1Bullet2Ki11s Ummmmm Henry is his twin, not half brother.

[erickvso]

@1Bullet2Ki11s Henry is Travis's twin brother, and not half brother

[ghostman98]

I hated how they didn't talk about their lives together before the reveal, she seemed so important but only became a plot twist to me.

[xXjyrolynXx]

Wow. I expected as much. i thought she was just saying giberish in fast-mo. thanks for  the video!

( god i want a nmh 3...)

[lightning116]

"And that's my story......"

Ya know, the way how cheerful her face looks while saying that makes it even MORE messed up. Don't you think?

[leviathan1173]

I love Travis' facial expressions.

[TylightDark]

It may have been slown down, but they still looked a bit fast.

[orphencastor]

Jeane: You are my half brother, bear in mind that we were dating each other before, and possibly slept together.

Travis: Uh-huh.

Jeane: Which is just like that manga Miyuki!

Travis: O_O

Jeane: So your father abandoned my mother, forcing her to kill herself.

Travis: Uh-huh.

Jeane: And our father molested me ever since.

Travis: Uh-huh

Jeane: And we lived in this nasty apartment!

Travis: O_O

[Poeden]

Rather tame compared to what I expected, honestly. Worse things had been taking place over the course of the entire game.

[extremegamemaster]

damn 

[nekoman1995]

so i did hear it right wow

[lightning116]

o_O

No WONDER Travis wanted shock treatment after this and the fight with Henry. That's too much crap for one protagonist to handle.

Plus his facial reactions to the whole story were just priceless XD

[Raqiboob]

it's kinda funny cuz Jeane is the same name of Travis' cat in the second game XD

[xXjyrolynXx]

@Raqiboob , jeane is the name of his cat in the first game too. der.

[BlackDragonNite]

o-o but in the like card i found of it says jeanes his ex girlfriend too

[Firemaster7]

No wonder, they fast forwarded it... O.O

[apls291]

such cool eyes

[64Commodus]

Holy shit!!

[TehRandomCarrot]

That could've gotten this game banned in most countries...

[runeman220]

@TehRandomCarrot are there laws that strict in any country? which ones?

[risefromgrace15]

The only thing I could say after watching this was "....DUDE!!!"

[um09dndam]

man that was fuckin' up!

[eragoneldest12]

so that is what she says, i was still laughing that they had them breaking the fourth wall with all of the fast forwarding, and was still surprised when he revealed they were siblings. just so you all no for those who have no clue, when someone breaks the fourth wall, they are basically saying things that show they know they are part of a movie, video game, comic book, etc.

[zhazha23]

@eragoneldest12 Kinda like "She-Hulk" or "Deadpool"?

[ShadowXRouge]

O_O

[dayjun]

The only thing I got out of this fastforward is I would have paid for her body

[fawful92]

wtf?

[RhicterTheD]

.........Jesus.

[invitationofchaos]

even when it was fast forwarding, i still understood it. even though throwing a Miyuki reference was a curve ball. i <3 Suda51 Games

[TheCrd555]

Daaaamn O_0

[ColonelBluesEXE]

.... OH SHIT!!

[mikecrater]

@ColonelBluesEXE this

[FunWithAGun97]

WOW

[DudeRafi]

:O

Good thing it was fast forwarded. all that shit, this game wouldn't get past the ESRB

[EmceeProphIt]

Well...Fuck.

[PenanceOmega]

What a twist!

[213luiz]

D8

Whoa...now that's something i didn't see it coming...

[MrGatsuga]

so she's mukuro from yyh

[savagesw450]

O_O

[W4st3l4nd3r]

Lawl

[LethalAxis]

I got fucked, then i started fuckin and then i murdered.

Thats's my story (cute face)

[Brokarrr]

Ponk Trovos

[ManiacKawaii]

Santaa barbara..weeee :D

[Nattilatti12]

Jean:bla-bla-....molested me..bla-bla-bla......cursed his soul......

Travis:Oh shit!.....i've been livin' with a hot whore?!?!

[NeAt0B0rRit0DUDE]

@Nattilatti12 for some reason when i pictured a asian man saying molest when i saw your comment.

[korin300]

XP Miyuki reference, Suda is a genius!

[Raxer21]

-Travis loses track of sylvia and finds her sometime later in a whore house after he destroyed the UAA after defeating bat

-They become a couple and soon are married.

-The secret ending of No More Heroes 1 after the end credits is actually the final scene of the entire story-line. Sylvia explaining to her daughter why her father and uncle fought

[Gurakaaa]

@Raxer21 Actually, if you play through No More Heroes 2, to the last thing that happened, Travis' and Henry's fight was implied to be stopped by Sylvia. I can't remember why she said she stopped em. Though, I hope they make ONE MORE sequal to the NMH series. I also wish they made the fight between Travis and Henry span across 3 games. One that was stopped(NMH1), another that had them equally matched(I wish that happened in NMH2), and finally, the conclusion fight.(NMH 3)

[Raxer21]

Here's the storyline now that NMH2 is completed.

-NMH1 occurs,

-Travis leaves after slaughtering Jeane

-3 years later he returns, evidence within his room suggests that he grew more cynical knowing that Jeane had screwed with him, it is implied he hasnt seen Sylvia in ages.

-NMH2 occurs, Everyone is out to get Travis for revenge, many of them being part of bosses or side mission bosses he slaughtered from the first game.

-Travis defeats the one responsible for all of this

-Travis loses track of

[grimwatcher]

it's hard to root for travis after knowing her story.

Damn you SUDA 51! you and your insanity!

[treverpatey]

im glad jeane died i hate that bitch

[shadowgilgamesh]

O.O

i shouldn't have looked for this

[wiiviewsjunior]

"and that's my story!! ^_^"

"@_@ AARRGGGHHH"

[neotetsuo07]

hehehee she remembers me a lot of Liquid Ocelot when she says BROTHER! xD

[AgonizedDalton]

travis' expressions are too funny XD

[runn1ng1]

O__________________o

[FinalSavior]

Shocking 0_o................

[UltimateKingSonic]

So... If the Real Ending is to be believed, could it be implied that Travis' Final words to her, "I hope that your next dream, is a more plesant one" could reference the little girl called "Jeane" in the ending. Set up for the last game? Or one last piece of mind-warping thrown in by Suda 51? YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!

[theretardedfriends]

damn suda51 and his m night shamylan TWIST!

[demonman905]

when she said with her body, I was questioning why she didn't have a weapon other than her body, like fists and kicks... I got that she prostituted, but I also thought that she used her body to actually become an assassin, to become the weapon. if she could punch a hole into a guy with armor all over his body, then she should be considered a living weapon...

[TheJJStrife]

Probably because she wanted the proper training to be able to do this stuff.

[AfroDcon]

she says nothing about henry...

[OddDeity]

Not even Jerry Springer would put that kind of a show on the air.

[link123555]

Well, that I can believe. I must say her dad was f***ed up to do his own daughter, but she is one of the hotter chicks in this game. Other than that, did anybody else notice she has the same name as his cat?

[Supermaster4567]

Well, maybe his dad was an Otaku?

[kengle1]

That's because Jeane is also his ex-girlfriend. He named is kitten after her.

[Dyne]

The look on Travis's face when she says, "Remember that manga called 'Miyuki'? It's like that". Priceless.

[fujinpaia]

It's so wrong that jeane grew up like that. I still love this fight. She was tough but it was fun.

[santiagoff]

I thought she was actually saying stupid things! Thanks for uploading :'D

[smbzrulez4]

omg this is so ... hard to take in being a hardcore fan n all

[HighLitedHelios]

OH MY GOD!!!!!! maybe thats why Travis is such a perv

[LeoNewEdge]

Oh! lol so thats what she said, i was kind of mad how they just fast forward that part i was like "Maaan whatver its probably not important anyways" but it was! and no it wouldnt have jacked up the rating

[Scoodlz]

Travis is like "Whoooooooooooooomahgawd"

[DYvideos]

This boss fight is hard. :(

[MegaKirb17]

4th WALL BROKEN

[MrIcePho3nix]

... That would've jacked up the age rating even more?

[supersonic2012]

yea i highly doubt that would have uped the rating at all

[Testsubject909]

It could've.

You do know that the ESRB is basically filled with activists, concerned parents and, generally, old concerned people who don't wish their children to be subjected to questionable contents. No?

Unfortunately they don't give half a damn about the actual content of the game intellectually speaking, and simply seek out anything that is graphically suggestive, and any portion of story that would be too risque (Such as swear words)

A story of molestation and sexual slavery.. yeah

[KleinKiessling]

@Testsubject909 I'd be pissed if they took that out. ESRB had better just stick to warnings, cause over there in the east, there's a bunch of censors. :S

[smbzrulez4]

haha sucks for the east

cussing rulez XD Bitch

(not u)

[MrThumbsup]

Daaaaaayuum.

[Spikero2]

Finally managed to beat this.

Afterwards, I was hoping someone would slow this down.

Thanks man!

[kingjhon8]

..... any1 know where i can find a version of this but in its oringal form???

[Takkun706]

can't wait for the 2nd!! =^_^=

[ftknox4life]

OH MY GOD THANK U FOR MAKING THIS

[rebelanarch]

at least it didn't involve cancer???

[kappaman431]

I love this game. best game on the damn system period.

[demonman905]

Brawl comes close, but not on the money, as does the metroid trilogy

[narckiller002]

how the fk can u say a story like tht with a smile 0_o

[SPOINKS]

The Pollyanna: Having the most disturbing past, but still with a smile.

[flameroad123]

Dame.......travis's family is fucked up!

[narckiller002]

@flameroad123 LOL wat gave it away the slutty sister the child molesting father the 2 brothers who kill ppl and r trying to kill each other and dont forget the suicidal mother and the con artist sister in law :P

[beloved113]

DAMN! :O no wonder

[TheLilchristopher]

i feel bad for her i mean poor girl

[BlackAngel104]

Damn he has a fucked up family, but it makes for a good story line

[idiotickevin]

LOL i love travis's reactions to the story

[yarow122]

That's horrible...

[Mickeyman25]

I used this as a bedtime story for my kids one night. knocked 'um out.

[yarow122]

ROFLMAO!!!

[BowserWii]

lol

[vaultboyrr]

1:you are an awesome parent

2:i feel sorry for your kids o.o

[Samota0]

Oh My....I'd run away after that.

[narckiller002]

LOL video tape your kids reaction o dam its more fun when u c their reaction the 1st time :P

[demonman905]

Sweet jesus that would be hysterical. what were their expressions like? horrified? trembling? fetal positions with their foot and thumb in their mouth?

[Mickeyman25]

@demonman905 They never ask me for stories again. At 12 each, they both were old enough to understand yet young enough to still be disgusted and terrified. Shoulda filmed that... wait, am I a terrible father? lol

[demonman905]

nonsense, hell, it should be on America's funniest home videos, that is if you are american....