Senor Cardgage Mortgage

[guynotorious]

Because something is always a pop tart.

[MizzElissa]

I say "No probalo" all the time because of this lol

[pb19111]

We are relying on people like this to save the economy and it's obviously not going well

[madden8021]

microsoft sam at 0:42

[plopppytheman]

Rick Shapiro is the real life version of Senor Cardgage

[mdilo13167]

if you have a droid, go to appstore, and search " Soundboard Runner". AWEOME!

[lecoffeebandit]

No probalo!

[jokamund]

Dial!: 5555555855555Senor Mortgage, todayyy!!!!

[TenouHaruka0]

I wanna get my leg up on the pile!

[xRaeOfSunshine17x]

Hi there, Belindas.

[spectrum0590]

A reverse mortgage can be avail by elderly. Hope you offered services will not be a burden in the finances of elderly people.

[systemfan178]

i can stand talking to him for about..... 6 1/2 seconds

[leahcim998]

Strong dad?

[dashwarts]

@leahcim998 sbemail92 "Kind of Cool" explains who Senor Cardgage is

[leahcim998]

@dashwarts ok.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

"But I don't see no one taking me to Chick-fil-A"

hahahahahahaha

[haloman03]

Creepy Comb-Over story Strong Bad is my favorite, Bubs comes in second.

[crzysteve159]

senor cardgage: the cousin of homsar.

[xRaeOfSunshine17x]

One o' them's said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody takin' me to Chick-Fil-A...

[spectrum2000now]

This one great video about refinancing. But be reminded to ask question in certain things you dont understand when availing a loan.

[kamikrazycanadian]

Hi there melendez? hahhai still cant figure out what he says at the beginning

[RandomBulb]

@kamikrazycanadian balindas?

[walker0119]

@kamikrazycanadian the HR wiki has a script which says "belindas" hrwiki.org -- looked for Senor Mortgage

[kamikrazycanadian]

@walker0119 LOL

[WoWkemon90]

My coma's toooooooast.....

[DragonBallNC]

poptart @ 0:07

Those things rock

[MortalKombat773]

Low rates... percent signs.... I don't knoww....

HAHAHA MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!

[ryanyunck]

I always loved how "today" was part of the phone number.

[Snyderman41104]

did anyone else notice his hair at 1:00?

[Gargamel710]

Not a Robot!

[zombieroboy]

NO PROBALO.

[dorourke105]

Easter Egg:Priority deoverride 7-40 deuce directive 6R malfunctionmalfunction cardgage mortgage mortgagemortgagemortgage consoli consoli consoli (robot's head explodes) My name's not Valerrrrrrrrrrrrrie

[NavesRegg]

Senor Cardgage: How and why?

[JonathanBloggs]

@NavesRegg Search for Norton Furniture on the tubes and all your questions will be answered

[brianyoou]

I hate when i have trouble buying a home or a poptart.

[sellingpens]

No probalo.

[yeaitssilas247]

they need to make an official youtube channel for homestar runner!

[psychocloud]

"Home lawn, Escrow, Refinancin'" HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[AWE5OMO4000]

need... money.. for.... pop-tarts....

[brigmate]

ohhh... I live a hard life

[otakujhp]

This is an accurate picture of what's wrong with the banking industry.

[Zawicki1]

Good news for people who have credit problems. Here at Senor Cardgage Mortgage is here for you. Now, seriously. If you can't get credit with my mortgage, you can't get credit ANYWHERE. My name is Senor Cardgage, and you can count on it! lol

[neilsil]

A free canceltation? Well, you've got me. I'm in!

[Zawicki1]

My name is Mark, and you can count on it! XD

[Thearmgame]

Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than 4 seconds..

[Naotachan]

5555-55-585-5555-senor-mort-ga­ge-today

[eedobaba7726]

Get a leg up on the pile....

[BossumAwesome]

your every wlelcome, valerie

[LindsMcawesomepants]

that's my favorite part. that and the image of the pop tart when they say "are you having a problem buying a home or something?"...awesome.

[ccricers]

If they only lent out mortgages for Pop-Tarts, we wouldn't be in this mess. It's far less risky for business.

[alakazam9891]

hahaha shoot this is so gosh darn nostalgic

[mcnercia]

"...but i dont see nobody takin ME to Chic-fil-a"

Hil. Arious.

[SmilingJack100]

No Probalo!

[eldemort]

act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than 4 seconds...

[BatALash]

Cardgage and Homsar are my favs.

[thepod24]

EPIC!!

[Djames516]

Hello, husband of the year!

[GreatestMKfighter]

man...he's so cool!

[airforbes1]

Senor Cardgage has infected our economy with subprime loans.  If I was smart, I would have bought come credit default swaps after I had first watched this commercial several years ago.

[PolskaRezystans]

No probalo!

[cootmaster]

i like tent sale

buy hotdogs and tents for your babies

those like those... right?

[joshhopp]

No probalo...

[terminalboredom1910]

lawlz.

[WeNeedMorePeps]

Low rates... %%%%... I dunno.....

[Jy4kku]

About one in 100 people understand when I say "No probalo."

[reviewman]

555-55-55855-55-5Senor-Mort-ga­ge-Today

1:11

[nphec]

get a leg up on the pile

[SonofMrPeanut]

Senor Cardgage is the best dang burrito that ever did drive a Camergini.

[eeouh]

omg your my best friend.

[senorcardgage678]

looka my name?

[roadragecafe]

Here's to hope that Senor Cardgage can save our mortgage crisis!

[hunter907ak]

@roadragecafe hooray!!!!!!1

[PaintedBB]

Senor Cardgage is everything I wanna be!

[Gabbagabbahey2]

Robot sounds a bit like master chief.

[spoonlessjoe98]

low rates... percent signs... i dont know...

[Niggz24]

who the hell consolidates a loan for poptarts?

[3ggh3ad]

with the housing market the way it is in the states the guy who gets a poptart is waaay ahead

[bsartist]

It's a shame really, I'm sure the collapse of the housing market is really hitting Cardgage's business hard.

[666HellKnight]

Low rates percent signs i don't know.

[soupdragon90]

home lawn, escrow, re-financin', you name it!

lolz

[ironcross2010]

Low rates...percent signs...I dunno...

[LovelyLashes]

I freaking LOVE Cardgage! Best ever.

[nosorab3]

Hi there Belindas!

[ErockUMD]

this gets my vote for best homestar runner short ever.

[Tmaann81]

NO PROBALO

[jedichik]

"But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a."

[luke9876543]

Thanks for repeating lines from the video clip. It's very helpful.

[ErockUMD]

luke, go fuck yourself. no one cares what you have to say. don't you have a ledge to jump off of or something?

[coastermusic93]

strong bads character senor cardgage reminds me of the norton furniture guy. He talks quietly with a weird voice, and also sells mortgages, like from norton furniture"if you cant get credit in my store you cant get credit anywhere.

[evansglory]

low rates, percent signs....i dunno...

[Aleesus]

lol

[Dpuff2]

Senor...is...my...HERO! I want to be just like him!

[ooeyek]

hey there belindaz

[sonicb56]

wahahahahaha!!!! awsome!!

[drum2DmaXX]

i love this guy

[ooeyek]

Low rates...percent signs...I dunno...

[WorldChallenge]

I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-Gage. No probalo!

[Pizzoid]

"your very welcome valerie" LOL

[TheCaniac]

Senora rocks no probalo!

[JKohnke43]

Lmao Senor is my favorite, "hey there belinda" XD

[mrcardgage]

"...one of them said they'd buy me lunch, but i dont see nobody takin me to chik-fil-a!"

555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-G­AGE-TODAY

[popedarren]

I love the phone number. That cracks me up every time I see it.

[travishayes1989]

555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-G­AGE-TODAY

Reminds me of the "Empire Today" ads.

588-2300 Empire...Today

[Nimnoms]

I never understood how to call them. Do you have to dial today, or just do it today?

[thunderhayes]

Nah, you don't dial "Today", you dial today. ;)

(this is Travis on my other account)

[Incognito1986]

A TRUE Chicagoan would certainly know that. ;-) That, and Tile Outlet.