Noseybonk - creepy kids program

[GER08ify]

He's called Noseybonk because his nose can be used as a Dildo !!

[Smashfaan]

Nosegays

:lol:

[wintensity]

the end of this video deserves a "WHAT THE FU.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"

[KilaSolai]

This was more disturbing that the time keith Chequin got naked on channel four and feebly attempted to host a program... no more Crackerfucking Jack for me!

[SuperDannyb1975]

@Bravospaz- fucking funny as fuck comment man :-) laughed my fuckin arse off

[montblanc1]

f**k Hitler, If I had a time machine I'd go take out whoever thought up Noseybonk. S/he is clearly the greater threat to humanity.

[tabbyaboutroots]

@bubblesocks251 ...implying all rastafarians smoke weed.

youre incredibly racist and i do hope that you leave this place quickly and quietly.

[mumpump]

You'd fucking shit yourself if you saw this cunt in your greenhouse!

[Bubbiea]

@mumpump yup

[Wattingers]

@mumpump Very few comments on YouTube make me laugh out loud but you've done it Pal - Top comment!!

[illhaveone]

i remmember this program was called jigsaw on the bbc

[TehEzkimo]

Nosegays? Dildo farm? WTF IS THIS SHIT?

[tabbyaboutroots]

@TehEzkimo "gay" actually means "happy", the meaning somehow got mixed up with the meaning for "homosexual" :V

also the plants that grow are giant noses, like the one noseybonk has.

[chuffnobbler]

I remember Jigsaw so well. The giant foot. Janet Ellis. And Mister Noseybonk ...

[DominicanAssassin809]

I don't remember how I got here 0_o

[Bravospaz]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Killerthewolfdog]

Very disturbing....

[frightmare99]

Meth is one hell of a drug. Especially with this guy.

[bevonwithyuri]

so thats why women spend so much time in the garden

[spyvsargent]

watch out ,he's planting he's seed,sorry gayseed,lol

[PikaMewPokeTrainer]

What...the..Fuck

[leyland127]

Noseybonk = Clockwork Orange for kids of the 80's!

[tikifreakazoid]

Police are baffled at the seemingly random attacks of the serial child rapist that terrified witnesses have called "Noseybonk".

[FireAimScream]

Why is it that I can imagine David Firth making this?

[ShesCryingInTheRain]

like this if you came here from Where Bad Kids Go

[blackdencc]

fuck sleep!

[TheEPROM9]

That is so smutty, how the hell was that a kids program!

[Zodist]

More video of this?

[2BCBattlefield]

Dildos

[thierryhotdogboy]

so this guy is really ashens?

[yeswehadouken]

@thierryhotdogboy no this show is from the 80s ashens was a kid on the 80s

[ChristianU2ubeh]

ASHENS?

[theegabisstranded]

Those aren't noses he just grew

[aidwin85]

Nose gays look like penises..

[dvdreviewsstudios]

I have just discovered a Dildo Farmer.

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

jeez i remember this

[MrFreddieBurgoyne]

OH FUCKING HELL

[LordGeorgeRodney]

What the...?!!

How the fff...  did I get here??!

[2manynegativewaves]

And people wonder why so many of us 30 something Britons are F'ed up ! :)

 Creepy then as a kid,creepy still.....

[natendo3ds]

So is the the british version of TF2's Scout?

[MarioRoxBros]

seid this to ray william johnson....

[ThomasMFilms]

@MarioRoxBros Ray William Johnson is an unfunny phuck that only appeals to 12 year olds that think "FAKE AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!1­11111111111!!!" Is funny.

[MarioRoxBros]

@ThomasMFilms first, he's hilarious. second, than how come he's making millions of dollars off his videos and gets 12 million views a day? damn there must be a lot of 12 year olds in the world!

[ThomasMFilms]

@MarioRoxBros Justin Bieber's music is terrible. He makes millions of dollars, HE MUST BE GOOD!

A lot of people smoke, IT MUST BE GOOD!

[MarioRoxBros]

@ThomasMFilms RWJ is funny as hell. he has millions of fans. his chanel is #1 most subbed for a reason

[chrismofer]

co.. sa.. asy?

[Mariorox10]

What...... the..... fuck?

[ninjacon64]

fake and nosegay

[ultran33b]

ashens?

[TheDistance11]

Ahhhg.. Creepy as... I think this is what politicians souls look like.

[Uber0Vegito]

lol myspace

[CARLBARTER1]

job for him with ann summers i think lol

[CARLBARTER1]

this guy was fucked up .

[mariohacking]

Se parece a Nestor Kirchner XD XD XD XD XD

[SocksMacguffin]

This was a real show?

[musicforhalflife]

@SocksMacguffin It was a childrens television show based on solving a word, with many often recurring skits, one of them being creepymask mcgee here.

[Whyamibzsdmh]

Wait... NOSEGAYS! WTF!

[hannahcairnlovely]

He grew giant dildos?

[sueplexify]

this can't seriously have aired? if so god bless you kids who had to endure it...

[TheDids72]

its mr fuckin bennet people

[ColorFusical]

penis seeds

[Paolur]

How to grow your own buttplug

[steveasat2]

That's what I see when I close my eyes. I haven't slept in 15 years.

[nobutur]

@steveasat2 :)

[abbadeen]

0:30 i have the most wiedest boner.

[SatannicaHelvete]

@abbadeen me to .. and im a girl

[beatboxboy2008]

looks like the greenhouse in scum that the lad gets gang raped in. i think noseybonk hada go aswell.

[BlakeFalling]

NoseGay seeds grow Nose penis plants. Makes perfect sense.

[Drarack]

holy shit, this made the hairs on my arms stand up

[lpsareawesomeful]

it said noseGAYS

[TitanChamp001]

but will it blend

[Tenome187]

I don't find this creepy, but funny xD

[Hheawy]

Nosegays? :D

[SusanIsAMansName]

im sure those nosegays will turn out to be brilliant dancers

[emoskittlez091]

I wonder what nosegays smell like :/

[Chell532007]

wtf???

[egdeltur666]

NOSEGAYS?

This show is nosegay...

[SirHoboTheSecond]

@egdeltur666 I laughed an unreasonable amount at that comment.

[heidipeeps]

Oh my god I forgot all about this ! 

[612AMMAR612]

0:06 NOSE GAYS?

[tiasarahellielorna]

barry manilow in his crystal meth days enjoyed growing beer pumps

[ChemicalComedown]

@tiasarahellielorna lmfao !!! : )

[woowoo678]

@HelghanismChannel I liked the part where you were racist.

[Uberlaser]

@HelghanismChannel I take it you liked it, then?

[vampireneyney6464]

Uh, I think those plants just got bonners

[TobyzMedia]

0:07 NoseGays

[agentcoolpie]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did satin make this its awful ban it wait whaT AH...

IM COMING

noseybonk.

[bboychance]

lol. Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ravinrabbid123]

0:32 :O

[skapunkno1]

Worse nightmare knocking one off to janet ellis and nosey bonk shows up.

[Vincezilla]

Looks like the kind of mask you would rape and sodomize children in.

[CosmicGrounds]

I wanted to post something stupid in the effect of gaining attention for thumbs up like, "this guy is obviously a Jew!" but I think I won't.

[ThroughRock]

I have now lost all respect for English people.

[v8cool1]

His nose holes are actually eye holes. Look at the positioning!

[Nerdhot]

Who needs sleep :D I don't XD

[Bobinti]

Ashens version is better xD

[lolziepops]

NOSEGAYS? Whats he planting?!?!?!?!?!?

[griffonpop]

Nosegay?? This is sooo subliminal messaging o.O lol

[Razz000]

im nosegay only up the nose

[mrlegofan404]

O-O this was shown to children and were in BBC?

[JANXDPDX]

i've always known a "nosegay" to be a bouquet given as a gift, not a particular type of flower. Obviously they are slipping in a punny joke?

[Jack223344]

@JANXDPDX his nose is gay.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­heheheheheeh

[freakishchick182]

haha it goes pretty well with it.

[SuperMetalMelitia]

Will It Blend?

[SofiatheHealer]

LMAO!!!!!!! I cracked up as soon as I saw the seed package title

[nobody123456789ify]

NOSE-GAYS xd

[Damzen72]

remeber this

[TheStoneyDaze]

A nosegay is a bouquet of flowers, its name means "to keep the nose gay(happy)".

[Annu1tco3pt1s]

Planting Nosegays, growing dildos... sounds appropriate!

[upintheclowds]

NOSE GAYS! Awyea.

[Kurasshu88]

0:06....Nosegays?

[Numanchels11]

That is just psycotic

[MsMrReason]

Why does this remind me of ' Clockwork Orange' sometimes TV producers take the piss

[IggyHazard]

@MsMrReason 'A Clockwork Orange' meets Monty Python. XD

[EKmion]

Nosegays.

[djearthstu]

thanks for watching all and please please dont have nightmares

[TheHumbleOutsider]

Dear god the program's called jigsaw. Just another layer of disturbing to add.

[huntertsl]

NOSEGAYS???? And then big gay dildo noses pop up???

[horrorvictim]

...Nosegays...SERIOSULY???

[thefrecklepuny]

The knowing nod at the end and the OK hand sign. As if to say "yeah, I know what your thinking".

[bookworm645]

That nose just doesn't look right.

[Cool2BCeltic]

From Jigsaw aka Vision On With Words.

[fetchy15]

nosegays

this is FUCKED

[caxtonman]

There is something very wrong about this clip !

[NeoBlackie]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[tgivens78]

the main guy looks like that one guy from Slipknot

[xXeViLpidGeOnXx]

ahhh NOSEGAYS AHAHAHAH

[DiCkRiChArDz]

That guy must get so much pussy.

[wowpockopaalt]

Ironic that the seeds are called "NoseGAYS" and grows dildos.

[rs3andfsu]

lol what the fuck? this cant be a kids show....it promotes homosexuality

[JavaMon94]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[LoganStickly22]

Did anyone else see "nosegays?" And he planted... penises...?

[MooBoo1979]

@LoganStickly22 Yep.  Disconcerting, isn't it?

[ItsShat]

Looks like a dick

[PukeFlower293]

They are called nosegays because they are intended for use as sex toys during gay sex.

[nakedmambo]

@PukeFlower293 Do you really not know what a nosegay is?

[PukeFlower293]

@nakedmambo DUHHHHHHHHHH NO.

[bananaannutmuffinful]

OMG ITS JIGSAW'S INSPIRATION

[Theluigifan117]

nose gays no that couldnt be it...............

[nikkiwolf22]

Um, is he a dildo farmer?

[UnisonChords]

@nikkiwolf22 The creepy thing is when he does the thumbs up, then they cut to a scene with a lady in it.

[enes1324]

@nikkiwolf22 Yea

[PeeboTyson]

The End is surely at hand.

[7THUNDERSTRUCK7]

wait he said nosey bonk is planting a clue to the whole world n hes planting nosegays nose gays no gays noseybonk wants no gays you better listen to what he says cuz the nose knows

[7THUNDERSTRUCK7]

the bag says nosegays nose gays

[JemRockerJ]

............................ huh....

[Feyd01]

My God, I think I remember this. It's somewhere on the very fringe of my memory from when I was young. How incredible I can remember something like this after not having thought about it since I was a small child.

[ShadowSoldior]

The fuck are Nosegays?

[DSR505]

nosegays?

[pcvideogamer]

Freud would have a field day with this.

[DeathByGameBoy]

....is it just me, or does that package of seeds say Nosegays?

[Outlawzand1]

@DeathByGameBoy Noseybonk has already infiltrated your mind!

[positiveopinions]

This episode on 'How It's Made'...Dildos!

[frenchfry113095]

at the beginning i said out loud: "what the fuck are you?"

[UltraRobbie]

If I ever see that... that... monstrosity... I'd literally shit myself.

[blackcountryme]

I saw this as a kid and we were doing a bit in history about the black death, and the guys who used to remove the corpses had masks with extended noses stuffed with flower and thing to kill the smell (they thought the smell caused the disease)

I got convinced nosybonk had the plague....ugh!

Oh and my first music teacher mr simms had a hooter bigger than this so he had this nickname :D

[zacatetas]

nose gays = dicks . wow

[ama463]

0:05 "NoseGays"?? 0__o

[smm2cool1]

...is it me or do those look gigantic dicks???

[sassyonenz]

My god it looked like dildos grew out of those pots......it's just scary.

[tiasarahellielorna]

clockwork orange

[chipettesisters]

PAHAHAAH YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE THE MASK ASWELL

[chipettesisters]

ermmm... did i just see nosegays ??? wowwww! on a kids show ?? :L

[chipettesisters]

ermmm... did i just see noseygays ??? wowwww! on a kids show ?? :L

[PortalJumper98]

00:26, oh no, the poor bloke that had to do this show's real hair. 8C(

[PortalJumper98]

00:06 secs, NOSEGAYS!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

[LavaSharkk]

this is what happens when you mix pinocchio with Tim Burtons nightmares.

[dalekrevenge]

@LavaSharkk This is the freakest thing since Boobah in fact I can how the SAW films spawned...

[cheeseismydestiny]

And that, kids, is how dildos are made.

[voltaman33]

Imagine seeing him at the foot or side of your bed at night just staring. OMG that's horrible!

[leinneful25]

OMG! I Became traumatized after watching this. :(

[EliJaction1995]

 0:06 NOSEGAYS.

[xxgreen182xx]

soil=hairy pubes

plant=dick, boner

nosegay=gay dicks together

sex show or a kids show?