NEW MOON HOTNESS! (11/20/09-261)

[teamedwardomg10z]

Team Edward he won Bella yea....

GOD I WISH I WAS HER

[nicamiesaurus]

WHOAAA TEAM EDAWRD THUMBS UP FOR TEAM EDWARD

[kats42808]

ive noticed before on a halloween bag it said emmi

[ninaortiz9]

Who ever u are below me that's not babytards name it's not emma

[Linaamber29]

Did anyone notice that princess tard said Emmi is asleep on my shoulder, instead of babytard, but whatevs if shay didnt want us to know he would have edited that part out...

[xXPinkPetalsXx]

Aww! Babytard now wears the Snow White dress that Princesstard was wearing! :')

[MattGM92]

9:44sontards such a good brother :)

[buglove117]

thumbs up if ur watch this in 2012

[413XD00D]

Shay, listen to me. In 2 years those rings will be easy!

[FunkyOrangePandas]

Dear Shay, i am from the future and i just want to tell you that in a few years you'll be swinging on those rings very easily! ans so much hotter and skinnier. Just to let you know. :)

[KewlKat626]

"what are you doing?!" *has head phones on at full volume and jumps because I got scared* O_O

[sophied6294]

shay i'm from the future- in 2 years time you will have lost almost 100 pounds and you can do those rings twice over!

[lpsfoxfur]

dont shave the beard shay

[Jenchixo]

belly bump @ 7:27 <3 aww :3

[abbylizmusic]

I wonder if Shay will go see Breaking Dawn Part 1?

[laugh4ever22]

i dont know emmi by anything else than babytard lol

[nevershoutgracie1]

shave it

[dirtbikerchick101]

That's ok I forgive you

[BriToDaElle]

haha. dude. i want to be in your family so bad. :)))

[murtadha9]

leav it

[bigl4085]

ever notice that Malachi sounds like eeyore

[AandW311]

@bigl4085 haha, I think that Shay does that on purpose because he sometimes says, "thanks for noticing me" just like him:)

[Spongesponger]

07:20 They're listening to "Horseshoes and Handgrenades" by Green Day :D the lyrics say "I'm not fucking around!" - not very appropriate for 2 year olds xD

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

you just did these rings shay!

[ItziarMRvideos]

Terrible acting? seriously? I'd love to see u acting, Lindsay, I bet u suck big time!

[hoh851111]

Woooo Yeahh Do It Again LOL

[ItsChristinaK]

Nice dismount!Reminds me of EPIC SUPERHERO KISS WHERE SHAY SAID IT..LOL

[thewomaninthemoon]

When are they gonna realize she's pregnant?You guys have been sayin that mommytard is pregnant in these videos so I've been waitin to hear it from the tards themselves.

[xovolleyball316]

@thewomaninthemoon they announce the pregnancy in the video "fat man lifts" something like that.

[juanjohn427]

your family is utterly fucking adorable shay.

[animefreakjay]

WHOOOO YEAHHHH DO IT AGAIN LMFAOOO 13:24

[skittermckitter]

LOL

[JJCJLOVE911]

@freedomwriters27 She said she was asleep on her shoulder, not pooped haha xD

[GeeTheBee104]

kRISTEN IN A SHAYTRADS VLOG IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

[ItziarMRvideos]

@GeeTheBee104 yeah lol

[countrygirl1918]

I love Edward!!!!! And the shaytards....

[notwhtuc]

Oh my gosh phillip defranco and shaycarl in the same vid. Made of awesome :D

[bethtaytay1998]

i want to be a tard! ;)

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

8:40 shit! ouch

[numbers326]

Lol, the tags...oh Shay.

[ttyl9697]

Aww i love how when malachi came sontard pushed princesstard to the wall then he want on the wall .! -3

[Nalmanac]

9:36

To...buscus 0_0?

Lol XD love ur vids

[magic8paul]

shay is the man cause he loves greenday

[YouNeedMusicToLive]

oh nvm lol

[YouNeedMusicToLive]

wonder what movie they were watching

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

YOU'RE NOT UGLY AND FAT SHAY ! YOU JUST HAVE EXTRA SHAY. AND YOU'RE NOT UGLY !!!

[USF928]

Yes you are a lucky man and she is really gorgeous wife ,

Good bless you and your family : )

[brentpieterse]

Shay Carl And Green Day? My favourite two things in the world combined!!

[Maxxxers32]

Princesstard is insane.

[FrannRants64539]

in this video, rocktard was already in her tummy!

[ThisNigguhh]

Phil is so hot!! I just want to kiss his dimple face!! :D

[Darcivlogs]

TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crownline4evr]

I hope one day, my kids/ husband will be just as awesome :D

[crownline4evr]

"Im listening to Green Day I can't hear you when your talking to me" lmfao I love it...

[prettyfunkgirl]

Team Potter <3

[buzzzmade]

xx



[LittleMissOUTCAST11]

I wish i was in this family lol

[Bethywethy6]

Best family ever :)

[thelilbookworms]

mommytard really reminds me of piper from charmed

[jennieandpeterfan]

@thelilbookworms mee too love that show they have the same hair

[TheJellypoo]

read tags :)

[brokedteef]

i love that princesstard wears her snow white costume everywhere its so cutee

[OkamiAmaterasuSun]

Since I can't rate Five Stars, i'll just like it. Besides I hate Edward AND I WANNA KILL THE DAMNED HUMAN! XD

[jumper30000]

when u were in the theatre i was like "turn the camera off before you get arrested!!!"

[misikskJ13]

Shay you remind me of my older brother who has two sons. :) hes such a family man and hes so fun :P

[HannahWillisx]

@ohemmi LMAO!!

[ohemmi]

Haha, we were Camera back then tooo.

[melody2001100]

princesstard said,"Emmie's asleep on my shoulder!"

[UnEpicX14]

@melody2001100 shut up. who cares. her name is babytard.

[creepercraft100]

strawberries strawberries

[CtrlAltDltYou]

i was just wondering where rocktard was...then i realised he's still in shay's balls! lol

[xbeachhbabee]

@CtrlAltDltYou ew no. mommytards pregnant with him here

[steve94bruh]

We just saw Twilight! Turns out they're vampire, who would of thought? hahahah

[GiovanniRose277]

the books are so much better than the movies....the acting was poor

[jane126484]

i have lost respect for this vid....

[AndyWatchVideo]

whatch the video called "SHAYTARDS Street Fighter"

[LunaChickTM]

Babytard at the beginning reminded me of when I was a kid and I lived in a small town in CA where their were strawberry fields and we'd by them in trays lol And I would go in the kitchen and just sit there in front of the fridge and eat like half a tray! LOL

[mauimn]

@canobeycomedy team edward

[mauimn]

I LOVE twilight!!! I can't wait to see breaking dawn! (p.s I haven't seen breaking dawn yet)

[PeacockFethaMasta]

@mauimn well no duh its not in theaters yet! dumb head

[soinluv54023]

Shay, I am from the future, the Cascade on the counter, your sister carlie is going to sniff that everyday when she gets home from work and then eat ice! thumbs up! lol

[madamewonderfull]

* uploaded on my birthday

[nicole30600]

i wonder if that is heavy pulling that thingy plus with the girls!

[TheLynch100]

yeeeeyyy Green Day ahahaa<333

[reenuag96]

sontard is such a sweet brother!

[wuababa]

No offence but Mommytard just can't do the Malachai voice :)

[helenxann]

awh " DAD, BABYTARD JUST SNEEZED ON MY SHOULDER! " so cute

[helenxann]

awh " DAD, BABYTARD JUST SNEEZED ON MY SHOULDER! "

[roxanne55]

aww @ 9:47 sontard shoved princesstard out of the way.what a sweet big brother.

[CanObeyComedy]

Team Edwardd :)

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

lol did any body but me see at 5:59 in this vid when shay was riding his bike the two guys on the side. i sware they were wareing the same close no jks they were check it out

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

ur kids r so cute do they were that every day CUTTEEEEE!!!. UR WIFE IS SOOOOOOOO PRETTY / HOT

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

oi at 1:09 in this vid pause it and look at how close her foot is to the knife behind. oh and i am not doing this to be mean i just saw it and was like... oh ok. hehehe love ur family shay adopt me i would love u 4eva !!!

[thebigflorida]

@potterpotterfreak he's giving us an example of what she does duh

[blueconvers2]

TEAM JACOB BITCH!!!! Hahahahahahahaha from vampires suck!!!! U should c it!!!!

[shinybab1]

It hurts lol mommytard

[bffforever10012]

PT said BT real name shay i wont tell anyone even tho i already knew it

[TKKhanna]

Shay: "These girls are a bad example"

Babytard: "Bazzample"

[Cookie4cora2lee]

Lol how guilty babytard looked about the strawberries :P

[xindestructibleonex]

I love how quiet B-tard is in this, and now she won't be quiet, haha.

[PopPeyton]

Team Jacob!!! (Taylor lautner)

[radlerxo]

Just love your family - so charismatic and so loving :))))

[taylork2008]

TEAM EDWARD!!! <3 ROB lol

being a fangirl is fun sometimes

[darkis1dayfan]

i missed this video cos i fell asleep watching the other previous ones. thats how much love u guys :)

[ipwnurs]

7:11

What Green Day song is that? I can't find it for my life.

[EpicHairFlipxo]

@ipwnurs omfg, i was just listening to this a few minutes ago. o.e

[EpicHairFlipxo]

@ipwnurs K, I FOUND IT. It's Horseshoes and Handgrenades - 21st Century Breakdown album

[dtmomoftwo]

Team Jacob!!!

[xoxobieberluvrxoxo]

hahahahahahaha! *Jacob Takes His Shirt Off* Shay- Do It Again!

[iamDaNiKaV]

TEAM HARRY POTTER!!

[xmelissaruthx]

HAHAHAHAHA! Totally just read the tags.

"Shay could beat up vampires and warewolves with his beard."

Love it. <3 <3 <3

[konoha4dawin]

Suntan yard

[cheeeseballs]

I just realized this is the first ever Shaytard's vlog I had seen, I remember not seeing his face until 2:08 and thinking "I wonder what face this voice belongs too" and then alas, Shay's bearded glorious self was revealed, i definitely didn't see it coming.

[lucymotu]

not wearing a helmet is illegal in new zealand ah.

[ukelayboy]

i love princess tard malachi voice :D

[Mo5hking]

i ride 30mi everyday costa mesa to seal beach pier and back, over here in CA

[TheFuggernaut]

lol shayloss i only started nowww, shayloss i find it kind of funnnyyy. ur still coo

[vanessaissocoollike]

forget team edward or jacob i'm team SHAYTARDS :)

[DaLeadBull]

7:17 - babytards face! hahahahahha

[SaraFiltz]

TEAM JACOB ;)

[Chichirinoda]

lol @ the tags 

[Carthrine327]

@AlyssaLuvsTwilight10 ME TOO!!!! IM TEAM JACOB TOO!!! = D

[Carthrine327]

WHY DOSE BABYTARD HAVE PEN ON HER FACE???????

[AmantesSuntAmentesx]

I'm kinda worried about Shay not being able to hear the girls in the back...

[PotterPotterfreak]

"She talks to the camera like it's a person"

(two seconds later)

[to camera] "Hey guys..."

She gets it from you Shay! :)

[LilacTreat]

when shay told babytard to open the cupboard at the beginning i so thought princesstard was going to be sat in there

[FaT4LWarrior]

Babytard at the beginning, when Shay went What are you doing?! her expression was great, it was like D= for a split second and then just =D!

[shani21shani]

YOU HAVE A BLACK HORSE IN YOUR YARD..:D

[1997sweets]

7miles is still amazing

[nampnampyepperdoodle]

what happened to her face, and you didnt eve wash the fruitsies.....goodness gracious..SOME PEOPLE ^_^

[CreamTartable]

babytard looks so cute in that pink jacket! =)

[MyK8t]

babytard was dancing just like evrybody at my school dance.

[Deanglic]

He has a Medal of Honor beard.

[XOmisstay916XO]

Its SO amazing how time flies...This was my first shaytards video ever...look at them now! new house, new child, kids are so grown!! AHH IM GOING TO CRY!

[BlueNintendo1]

mommy tard is such a bitch the dogs voice is shays not hers

[FlashyLioness]

@BlueNintendo1 thats no reason to call her that.

[TheZachattack77]

@bieberfever773 I was jus' joking Dude

[TheZachattack77]

HEY MOMMYTARD, NO MALACHI VOICES!!!

[cutteyy221]

Just Shave your Freakin beard all ready

[Kettlexoxo]

"my friken haed is just like a plantation of hair"- Shay Carl XD

[juicyluver03]

Team Weasley!!!! WOOOOO!!! Haha love you shaytards!!!!

[fendergab]

Did anyone see how Sontard pushed Princesstard out of the way and acted like a human shield? 9:48

[fuzluv95]

@fendergab Yeah, I thought it was so adorable! He's a great brother, isn't he?

[hexdragon35]

Your head is a plantation of hair. LMAO

[jordinalove15]

And i you wanna maKE OUT WIHT ME HAHHA FUNNY.

[kelsofb]

I love how Malachi's one ear sticks straight up and the other flops down.

[excellenteggplant]

Team Harry Potter!

[LaMargoful]

Team Edward

[gunnerlala]

ahaha babytard used to be so shy...

[datSHITZdope]

omg tha tags xDD Shay could beat up vampires and warewolves with his beard! Ahaha Yupp!

[datSHITZdope]

TEAM JACOB YEAAHH!!!!!

[katierendigs]

haha i love when mommytard does malachis voice haha

[Pinky44275]

YOUR TEAM JACOB HOW DARE YOU ! GO TEAM EDWARD GO EDAWRD GOGOOOOO

[MsXoxSydneyXox]

@back2thefutre uhhhmmmm

[back2thefutre]

fuck you

[ichiilah]

whos left hands is on their chin?

[ambersocialbutterfly]

TEAM JESUS!!!!!!!!!

[benbassface]

Your mrs is hot. Good for you.

[MakeupbyCait]

@lexi23ish yup

[xxBasketballgirl211x]

babytard, mommytard and princesstard are my fav. baby and princess are so cutee.

[PurpleWarrior37]

TEAM EDWARD! <3

[theSweetness182]

TEAM HARRY POTTER!

[holwerdainc]

Always a pleasure to see happy families. In a world of chaos and drama, very reaffirming to see that there are solid respectful couples showing extraordinary affection to their children Thank you!

[Cupcakelover5051]

TEAM EDWARD!!!!!! <3333333

[toriedc]

TEAM JACOB <3 I LUVE TAYLOR LAUTNER

[TheTumbleBeez2423]

I LUV TAYLOR LAUTNER TOO!!!! I <3 TAYLOR

[SUPERHULK7]

OMG Sxephil

[kim18694]

funny how she tries to look inccent after u catch her get the handcuffs now and lets take her down to the station for cutenesss XD xxxxxx

[HollywoodK8]

Also, Mommytard WOULD be Team Jacob-- warm, hairy wolf-man? Sounds like SHAY! hahaha <3

[DaLeadBull]

@HollywoodK8 But in the movie, the warewolves are teenage boys with no hair on their bodies. lol and the vampires sparkle in the sun, can a movie get any gayer?

[HollywoodK8]

@DaLeadBull They still have hair in wolf form. Well, technically, it's fur. I was making a joke and I don't condone the usage of "gay" as a negative qualifier on the spectrum of an object's worth.

[HollywoodK8]

I LOVE THE ARCLIGHT!!!! :D