Jeff Dunham - Stupid Things Parents Say

[ThorneHeart101]

Lol

[TheTravisfain]

WOW

♥♡

[hannabananaful1]

ahahahaha priceless!

[meghanandjohnny]

hahahaha well the pool must be empty then

[chocolate3261]

I love how parents spend the first half of our lifes teaching us to walk and talk andthen spend the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

[monstersfightround12]

that was fuuny good

[RaeLollz]

My little sister is 16... and she still licks me. She'll just walk right up and lick my face. it's like "WTF?!" T-T

[Philawockeez]

@RaeLollz xD .... lucky you. lol jk

[AllieMarieCuter]

LOLZ

[marvincool454]

Thoes are mommys pads dont put them on ur sister

[Learnyourvocab]

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard from this, tears are rolling down my face. He is amazing. Haha

[scofin9322]

@Learnyourvocab classic moment just caught on cam lol

[baseballgirl59]

Omg who knows what ROFTLOL means!?!? Ps I only need one response I may not get to reply back cuz idk how to on my iPod lol but thank you whoever knows what it means and can tell me :D

[bookl0ver]

@baseballgirl59 ROFL mean rolling on floor laughing LOL mean laugh out loud

[InuyashaLuver84]

Tears in my eyes haha..So fricken funny.

[MegaSix80]

LOL

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

sh*t parents say XD

[JustinBieberFan13611]

jeff fa fa. fa fa fa. ha ha ha

[justinetwilight]

I just love it

[m0urningwerw0lf371]

You don't hit Daddy there

[LegoFilms9802]

What's this from?

[Lunarlilly]

@LegoFilms9802 I have no idea. I just found the soundfile

[1997andromeda]

"Those doggies are dancing" hahahaha

[hopegirlsept]

Laughed until tears were flowing!!! I had 2 daughters!!!!! LOL

[dragonoverlord2010]

This is why I never want children

[Ch3C3ntaur]

God help me if I have 3 daughters.

[SniqqezZ]

lol i watched this on google images too. -___-

[clorajane]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was just too damn funny XD

[scifi1999123]

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[LilyMoth12]

I can't stop laughing! :D

[desertskiffs]

When Jeff was younger, he almost looked like an older Jerry Seinfeld... that's an anagram for Springfield, USA, Holey!

[disneysongtape]

Where did you find this? What is it from?

[jinx199]

I wanna stop saying this were in a restraunt y r u naked

[visiondevil21]

jingle bell version song: holy crap, holy crap, shut your little trap. i've got no skin, i'm not gay, i was blown up by drunk ass bubba j

[TheKellyKelly77]

Haha!

[RiotGirlHedgie]

Stop licking your sister!

[Jujitsuhappens41]

man Jose looks different

[19IcEmAn73]

eww edifact

[elizabethsmith81]

hahaha I love him

[EDIFACT]

I think I just left a few drops of pee in my pants laughing soooo hard...

[LadyRin56]

don't try and blow your nose while listening to this.....its painful

[qwertypower10001]

STOP LICKING UR SISTER

[lesleemama1]

i almost choked on my chips!!!

[vivibluefire]

Uhh puppylove687 google

[puppydoglove678]

Where did you find this stroke of genius! It's not on his website and such

[MrsSimpson29]

@sonicfury8823 It's not from a dvd!

[SonicFury8823]

Which DVD is this performance from? I want to know.

[SonicFury8823]

Which DVD is this from? I really want to know.

[Jesusfreakandjblover]

I -3 when he says "she was not amused"

[TheMexican1993]

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[Jazzyred78]

Nmkxll

[TheSexybitch15]

I love this one!!

[bcmarilynmansonfan2]

those are mommys pads,we dont stick them all over our sister. lmfao

[BlackMsKara]

He sounds an awful lot like Bill Engvall

[dwjhba]

If we throw her off the roof maby shell fly...lol

[MRpringle159]

press the snowflake button

[truckman63]

@MRpringle159 XD i did

[katelyn2100]

-Oh please exuse me I'm having a hard time breathing right now please wait- *Scrolls across screen*

[Guitarman5150]

Oh I gotta share this on facebook! LMAO!

[HiyaHiya3000]

LOL!

What the hell is wrong with you?

FOCUS!!!

[MHlovesorigami1]

16 people are fags

[Xuldarinar]

@MHlovesorigami1  prove it.

[MHlovesorigami1]

@Xuldarinar LOOK AT TEH DISCRIPTION BAR DUMBASS

[selgmzfanforev11]

wut is this from???

[stymie00]

That's awesome. Never heard any of Jeff Dunham's stand-up bits, minus the dummies. He is genuinely, very funny.

[edelricluvr2]

14 people burped in their panties. 

[darklight151]

Are we there Yet ?

[RACHELSLAYBAUGH]

laughed so hard i nearly threw up.

[TillmanCharm10]

Stop licking ur sister hahahaha

[Jarock316]

XD Funny even without the puppets.

[starcutie227]

Lol funy vry funy XD

[ConHolio33]

lmao!!!!!! this is awesome where can i find the video for this (this vid was good)

[lisasjoy41]

I believe this man is One of the Hottest , Intelligent I thought he He Was the Sexiest Comic on Stage..No Way Does He Look like the Fool on Full House..I would so love to see him Perform again...

[Maples01]

Got rid of this problem, divorce, play with nutritionist while on tour. LoL

[byteme57]

Love, love, love him! My grandson introduced me to him ! He bridges the gap!

[ShadowWolf850]

Is this in one of his DVDs if it is which

[senaven]

Oh god that was great. I love his stand-up stuff that he does before the puppets come out. The one about teaching his daughter to pump gas was great

[vetzntrainin]

I've never heard his stand-up, it's hilarious!!

He's so less innocent then when the puppets are around :)

[donnadegeorge]

We're in a restaurant ... why are you naked? LOL

[sakura001238]

omg crazy

[ledzeppelin27]

his regular stand up is hilarious. add the ventriloquism twice as funny

[LuvYa1700]

at 0:29 why is he biting his poor hand lol

[invadergir2011]

I remember sticking my moms pads on the dog, I told her that I was playing vet with him and covering his boo boos. She told me they were for mommy's boo boos >.<

[TheFreakifier]

@invadergir2011 lol o_o

[HoverboardFan14]

@invadergir2011 XD

[MBsLil1]

@invadergir2011 XD i just yell at who ever plays or even looks at mine(from my crankyness)

[renoloverxoxo]

I feel bad for Jeff. His wife wanted a divorce

[SmashLiXs]

my dad once hit me for telling him to shut up. after that i'm afraid to say it

[Jeff98177]

Walter told 4 people to shut the hell up.

[aRafi97]

What show is this from ?

[jeitzfamily2]

love it 

[Adam10018]

Lol lmatfo

[fcscenekid]

LMFAO

[Fuzzytop1]

"We're in a resturaunt. Why are you naked?"

[THEHYPERMUTT22]

@Fuzzytop1 ive said that to my sisters before, 8 year olds.....

[SynysterBeck777]

Papa Gates <3

[ManiacPyroMan]

Three people dislike comedy

[mastergirl606587]

i agree life is tough

[christianromero0864]

jeffdunham is the best comedian

[DeanCainLover]

Never drink liquids while listening to Jeff Dunham, you're computer may suffer from water damage. LOL

[animelover4ever98]

@DeanCainLover so true!

[DGKSk8erboy]

4:48 what the hell just happened?

[matthewmcmichael1]

ok



[TheToyreviewer24]

The original melvin looks weird

[junebugg045]

@TheToyreviewer24 I was thinking the same thing... :(

[catslittleone]

lmao i spit water on the monitor...

[NUTJAIL]

howdy

[99eewing]

1 guy missed the like button

[angelfi890]

i would looooove to do that to my mailman...he is always so mean!! ahahahahaha

[boatswain1415]

thats just to funny lol

[steelersaregreat]

nastey



[AngielovesuDavid]

lmfao

[junkie0423]

xD it hurts

[musiclover300711]

lmfao at the last one XD cant stop laughin XD

[catwomen61]

5:06 Hey, doesn't he kinda look like that guy from Full House?

[Lunarlilly]

@catwomen61 LOL it does but then again this pic was from the 80s so not an uncommon look

[babygurl4ev4]

@catwomen61 lol yeah

[bweebsaaaab]

@catwomen61 it also comes at 1:41

[masterdoug55]

@catwomen61 Yes

[FunnyLittleRedHead]

@catwomen61 ummmm danny tanner?

[catwomen61]

@FunnyLittleRedHead YEAH THATS THE ONE

[LilBabieeGurll]

@catwomen61 who looks like the guy from full house and which one??? are you talking about Jeff and he looks like Danny???

[catwomen61]

Jose had a mustache? 

[baderhouli]

@catwomen61 on a stick

[pirateprincess1997]

that wuz funny LOL

[EasyExpertVillage]

I'm 13. this video inspired me to write a list of every video game game and system that are here now that i can't play. so that in the future when i'm on my own, I can find those things that i couldn't play from right now. like gta for example. and

[thecheetahs131416]

omg that is some funny shit i still cant stop laughin bout it

[YuGiOhFanNumberOne]

hey now they all have a caugh phrase i kill you, dumb ass, she was not amused, wait what about jose and then how do you spell what peanut says, and duhdududa

[YuGiOhFanNumberOne]

she was not amused

[AthyNa100]

i love this vid you can look at pics while he's talking its better then watching him walk all around the room making faces while talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunarlilly]

@AthyNa100 Thanks

[masterchief2933]

@Lunarlilly 0:09 is that the kid from Fallout that appears on ur screen in the top right corner

[violin329]

Oh my gosh! I laughed so hard at the pad story! xD

[28kar]

HA HA HA LOL

[Mokona7654]

I said, “I hope they’re not in the backyard in the pool, ’cause if they are, the pool is empty.”

she was NOT amused.

(neither was i.)

[angelikagabriella]

HAHA..."Kids Love stickers!" "She was NOT Amused."

[mrsjeffdunham]

i loved it

[iJerkk15]

We're in a restaurant. WHY ARE YOU NAKED? xD ahhaaaahah!!

[L33TP1KP1K]

Seriously? MySpace? Rapists and criminals hang out there. It's retarded. But Jeff Dunham however is awesome.

[sammysgirl1994]

i've never heard of this before. this is hysterical. can someone tell me where the audio is from?

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

@sammysgirl1994 I wish I knew! but I have heard it on Myspace before. I just don't know how you would get it from there.

~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~

[XsaadowX]

@sammysgirl1994 You can typically search for a comedian's work by their "skits." This would be the "Things Parents Say" skit, or what others would be likely to put it as. I'd do a query structured something like "Jeff Dunham Parents" and though that might give you too many results, the most -likely- result based on user intent would probably be one of his skits.

[crzygurl1995]

HEEYYY! You f-- burped in ur panties!! XD XD XD I AMLOST DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT! XD omg and I couldn't breathe after he said "we don't hit daddy there" XD XD XD ~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~

[AlienEnigma84]

LOVE IT

[kjhfjkdshjkfhsdaiuhf]

This is so funny! I've never heard any of Jeff's stand up material before but this was too hysterical! ROFL! God, I'm crying now!

[levisz93]

is this on a video he made

[Lunarlilly]

no I made the video. I just used pictures of him so you'd have something to look at while listening to him.

[levisz93]

oh no i know u made the video i'm talking about the audio

[DUNHAMMANIAC]

@Lunarlilly where or when did this take place??

[Lunarlilly]

@DUNHAMMANIAC I don't know I happened to stumble upon it and thought it was funny.

[purplepeoplepeanut]

we're in a restaurant why are you naked: why on earth would any parent

need to say that to there children!!!!!

lol

[purplepeoplepeanut]

2:50 thats my myyearbook picture!!!! lol

[lilrowyravenclaw]

Oh my God! I know that little girl 0:01 or someone who looks A LOT like her!!!

[Mokona7654]

@lilrowyravenclaw me too!!!!

[lokathimp]

that is stupid because its all pics.

[linkforever96]

if you read the info it says shecouldn't find him on stage telling this so she just put a bunch of pics of him for us to look at while listening. it's better than one single pic.

[arcwolf344]

@lokathimp

oh shut it and enjoy it

[okbuddha]

His stand up is getting better as his children give him new material