"Who are you calling an ameba so small that when he goes to the beach he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes he doesn't have to worry about drowning because he can breathe oxygen out of the pure water!"
The ironic thing about when I read this is that I can always imagine myself walking into that scene (hospital, right?) and saying "I'll drink it for you!"
<3 Edward Elric. Not short, but fun sized, and FREAKIN' HOT XD
roxyfirebender 1 year ago
"Who are you calling an ameba so small that when he goes to the beach he'll sink into the sand and when the tide comes he doesn't have to worry about drowning because he can breathe oxygen out of the pure water!"
sakura10163 1 year ago
who you calling so tiny you wanna crush like an ant!
DivineBanana 1 year ago
Im not going to drink some opaque white liquid secreted by a cow!!!!
sakura7alchemy 1 year ago
@sakura7alchemy
The ironic thing about when I read this is that I can always imagine myself walking into that scene (hospital, right?) and saying "I'll drink it for you!"
bluevortex55 10 months ago
Oh go drink your Milk
LagBoy86 1 year ago
"SHORTY? SHORTY? WHAT ELSE U WANNA CALL ME? A HALF PINT BEAN SPROUT MIDGET?!?! IM STILL GROWING U BACKWATER DESERT IDIOTS!!!!!!!!"
I luv ed <3
XXXFrostFire 2 years ago 3
i"ll never stop laughing when he freaks out when someone calls him small, it"s funny and awesome.
FionaBelli67 2 years ago
"Who are you calling a runt so tiny he can only be seen with a magnifying glass, you jerk!"
SonicxRulez131 2 years ago 18
"DON'T CALL ME SHORT!! I'll rip of your head and stick 'em on your head!" Bwahaha..
blindseer95 2 years ago 2
@blindseer95 i think you mean *WHO YOU CALLING SHORT!? I RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD*
harryraylane14 2 years ago
@harryraylane14
Actually its ,
"WHO YOU CALLING SMALL!? I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!"
kittykatgirl4563 11 months ago
XD i will neber get tired of this song
SuperStaraptor 2 years ago 3
Ahh! MILK! *whimpers in corner*
LiVeYoUrLiFe1028 2 years ago 3
ed would flip if he knew the title of his own background music
hajichevalier02 2 years ago 25
Yeah i think he would spaz out he knew the song.
animelovingchild 2 years ago 3
*Al hold Ed back* DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!
BladeLight52 3 years ago 5
Shorty?! Can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me: a half-pint-bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots! XD
BladeLight52 3 years ago 5