@drav1dan & TheOptimod speaking as a born Englishman who immigrated to the U.S. I can honestly say you are both a perfect representation of the worst of both countries. Granted, I've seen some pretty horrific grills while growing up in England, I've also seen people running around the states with 1 or 2 teeth left in a mouthful of gums. I wouldn't expect to see such ignorance and prejudice outside of a BNP or KKK rally, you have both suprised me. You need to get over it.
"...or better still like, trick him into contravening article 73 of the UN security resolution so he incurs the wrath of the world's major military powers." Bwahahaha. How often I'd wanted to do just that to a tradesperson.
@drav1dan You could use some help with spelling for starters.... maybe if you could got your (typical) fat smelly oversize yank ass out of bed and went to school you might be considered a valid human being.
@TheOptimod: *You* need to learn English spelling, but that is not possible with your (typical) minute, limey brain in a skull full of yellow, crooked, smelly teeth. If you brushed your teeth once in a while, you could be promoted to a valid horse's ass.
@TheOptimod I think you meant my (almost) perfect white teeth. Oh dear I think I hit a raw nerve with my reply, seems you ARE self conscious of your vile disgusting fat body and the fact that nobody likes you. Hey, wait a minute I can hear you hissing fart gas from here! How bad must it suck to be you LOL. Time to get down to that tent factory and get some new underwear made up yankee loser.
@TheOptimod: The fart noise you hear is your single brain cell ticking over. The stench you smell will go away if you just brush your teeth even once in a while. And try not to eat kidney pie or other such vile British food often, that will help with the stench, you stinking Limey. If you have perfect white teeth, then I look just like Brad Pitt. LOL
@drav1dan Well it took one month of you squelched on your fat shitty ass stuffing burgers down your fat ugly neck to dream up that predictably weak response - a desperate passive-aggressive rant from somebody who clearly sucks at life, is a xenophobic waste of time, money, oxygen and resources as the rest of their shitty universally loathed country (maybe the O should be left out of country when referring to the USA? Just a thought).
@TheOptimod: Well, the limey retard that you are, you posted a response to yourself, a good idea as you limeys are too stoopid to talk sense. It took a month for your halitosis to waft up to me & remind me to respond. Your cuntry survives by sucking on America's ... (not teats, much lower, much larger & stiffer). If America dies so does your miserable, has-been little island ruled by a family of hideous inbreds.
@drav1dan I skim read most of that as it's 'same old'' tired desperate insecure bullshit as I would expect no less from a piece of (typical) worthless yank scum. 'Rest of world' needs to rise up and crush americas tombstone false teeth into the dirt. Then we'll gladly piss all over your graves when you're all dead. Hell, I'd piss on you if you weren't dead as it's all you're worth. I'd rather crooked teeth (although mine are 100% perfect - shock horror) than weigh 400 lbs, stink, and be hated.
@TheOptimod: All your posts are the same retarded, uncultured bullshit typical of inbred limeys. You are incapable of pissing on anything because you have to sit down while peeing or you will pee down your own legs. All that empty bluster about dead Americans is hilarious considering your military cannot fight its way out of a paper bag without US assistance. I know your teeth look 100% perfect - you are wearing American made dentures; you limey teeth have all rotted away.
@drav1dan Wait, a low life yank scumbag calling UK uncultured? That's so far fetched it's (almost) funny! WE sit down whilst pissing? Hmm I think the stereotypical image people have is of a repulsive fat yank who can't stand up hence pissing (and shitting) whilst stuffing themselves with pizza, burgers and eating their own excrement knowing what vile filth they are. American dentures? Well if I wore them (which I don't) they probably would be, as a typical yank has plastic fake teeth anyway.
@drav1dan Funny how none of the silly british stereotypes are true yet i have been to America and there were fat people everywhere. You do realise you speak our language dont you? and is that british military joke relating to world war 2? because if it is then you are an idiot for many reasons.
I guess that I didn't get it. Are Plumbers allowed to do carpentry work in Britain? That's all they talk about, tearing down walls and rebuilding them.
Must be hard to be plumber over there, as most of the houses were built before plumbing was invented. So the plumbing must be must be retrofitted into the houses.
@mugwump666 plumbers certainly do carpentry in britain very few builders specalise in one trade nowadays i know a plumber who can tackle brickwork ,carpentry ,decorating,and even basic electrics
this is well done Re: DIShonest_y YET again! on behalf ofWhite English "(wo)Men"/TRADEsMen compared 2the GERMANs, even thePoles, etc. GERMAN workers would finish well b4 the QUOTEd dealine (& under QUOTEd COSTs) coZ they say: _We take pride in ourWork, if we doN't finish on time it shows weR notGoodPROfessionalS_ that's why they still have aSOLID CARindustry, etc. It'sNot white english men's fault though, theyR distracted, white EnglishTEENs offer them AnySEX
ANY CHANCE OF A CUP OF TEA HA HA LOL 15 SUGERS FOR SWEETHEART
Funkeemania 2 hours ago
Whole thing will have to be redone , i watched this when it was first aired on tv ,have watched it a dozen times since Love it just love it
a2zrichard 1 month ago
very realistic ,that is why I only contract next to none Polish plumbers
zabawkarz 1 month ago
Who done that?
papoj1PVR 2 months ago
and??
thechelseaplumber 2 months ago
@drav1dan & TheOptimod speaking as a born Englishman who immigrated to the U.S. I can honestly say you are both a perfect representation of the worst of both countries. Granted, I've seen some pretty horrific grills while growing up in England, I've also seen people running around the states with 1 or 2 teeth left in a mouthful of gums. I wouldn't expect to see such ignorance and prejudice outside of a BNP or KKK rally, you have both suprised me. You need to get over it.
Kalrenbok 6 months ago
Whos grippa?
8wealthyone8 7 months ago
His mate gripper sounds a very interesting person! lol
79pudgeman 7 months ago
@79pudgeman grippa
8wealthyone8 7 months ago
"...or better still like, trick him into contravening article 73 of the UN security resolution so he incurs the wrath of the world's major military powers." Bwahahaha. How often I'd wanted to do just that to a tradesperson.
Oilisdeathtomany 7 months ago
Whole thing will have to be re done!! lol
79pudgeman 7 months ago
"The 'hole fing'll 'ave to be re-done!"
rankingtrevor 8 months ago
I mean who done that who done that
Ddamagnez 10 months ago
1:12 That's so true, blue collars aways get pissed mad about other blue collars who haven't done their job prop.
Rushgoon1 10 months ago
Semi permeable membrane. :D
TheAlmightyAss 10 months ago
And you're surprised why people want to hire those polish fellas to do it properly...
8stewiegriffin 1 year ago
They remind me of the Central Services engineers from the film Brazil.
Conway79 1 year ago
They missed out the astronomic prices! It just feels empty without it ))
su108 1 year ago
@su108
True, but I guess that was sorta implied in the way they'll have to knock down her whole house and start all over again. XD
JosieQuatsch 1 year ago
@JosieQuatsch Im studying in college to become a Plumber lol! I think I should take some tips from these guys rofl.
whitey4000 4 months ago
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Conway79 1 year ago
Classic british comedy, none can touch us! :D
BassistRT 1 year ago 2
@BassistRT : No one wants to until you people learn dental hygene & showering.
drav1dan 11 months ago
@drav1dan You could use some help with spelling for starters.... maybe if you could got your (typical) fat smelly oversize yank ass out of bed and went to school you might be considered a valid human being.
TheOptimod 9 months ago
@TheOptimod: *You* need to learn English spelling, but that is not possible with your (typical) minute, limey brain in a skull full of yellow, crooked, smelly teeth. If you brushed your teeth once in a while, you could be promoted to a valid horse's ass.
drav1dan 9 months ago
@TheOptimod I think you meant my (almost) perfect white teeth. Oh dear I think I hit a raw nerve with my reply, seems you ARE self conscious of your vile disgusting fat body and the fact that nobody likes you. Hey, wait a minute I can hear you hissing fart gas from here! How bad must it suck to be you LOL. Time to get down to that tent factory and get some new underwear made up yankee loser.
TheOptimod 9 months ago
@TheOptimod: The fart noise you hear is your single brain cell ticking over. The stench you smell will go away if you just brush your teeth even once in a while. And try not to eat kidney pie or other such vile British food often, that will help with the stench, you stinking Limey. If you have perfect white teeth, then I look just like Brad Pitt. LOL
drav1dan 8 months ago
@drav1dan Well it took one month of you squelched on your fat shitty ass stuffing burgers down your fat ugly neck to dream up that predictably weak response - a desperate passive-aggressive rant from somebody who clearly sucks at life, is a xenophobic waste of time, money, oxygen and resources as the rest of their shitty universally loathed country (maybe the O should be left out of country when referring to the USA? Just a thought).
America, fuck off and die.
Sincerely
The rest of the world
TheOptimod 8 months ago
@TheOptimod: Well, the limey retard that you are, you posted a response to yourself, a good idea as you limeys are too stoopid to talk sense. It took a month for your halitosis to waft up to me & remind me to respond. Your cuntry survives by sucking on America's ... (not teats, much lower, much larger & stiffer). If America dies so does your miserable, has-been little island ruled by a family of hideous inbreds.
Rest of the world, go to hell.
Sincerely,
America
drav1dan 7 months ago
@drav1dan I skim read most of that as it's 'same old'' tired desperate insecure bullshit as I would expect no less from a piece of (typical) worthless yank scum. 'Rest of world' needs to rise up and crush americas tombstone false teeth into the dirt. Then we'll gladly piss all over your graves when you're all dead. Hell, I'd piss on you if you weren't dead as it's all you're worth. I'd rather crooked teeth (although mine are 100% perfect - shock horror) than weigh 400 lbs, stink, and be hated.
TheOptimod 7 months ago
@TheOptimod: All your posts are the same retarded, uncultured bullshit typical of inbred limeys. You are incapable of pissing on anything because you have to sit down while peeing or you will pee down your own legs. All that empty bluster about dead Americans is hilarious considering your military cannot fight its way out of a paper bag without US assistance. I know your teeth look 100% perfect - you are wearing American made dentures; you limey teeth have all rotted away.
drav1dan 7 months ago
@drav1dan Wait, a low life yank scumbag calling UK uncultured? That's so far fetched it's (almost) funny! WE sit down whilst pissing? Hmm I think the stereotypical image people have is of a repulsive fat yank who can't stand up hence pissing (and shitting) whilst stuffing themselves with pizza, burgers and eating their own excrement knowing what vile filth they are. American dentures? Well if I wore them (which I don't) they probably would be, as a typical yank has plastic fake teeth anyway.
TheOptimod 7 months ago
@drav1dan Funny how none of the silly british stereotypes are true yet i have been to America and there were fat people everywhere. You do realise you speak our language dont you? and is that british military joke relating to world war 2? because if it is then you are an idiot for many reasons.
whitey4000 4 months ago
@drav1dan wow you're just ignorant dude
3SidedSquare 8 months ago
im a plumber and this is exactly what we do. spot on mates.
mungusorungus 1 year ago 8
Just come off in me hand!
bulmeruk 1 year ago 7
hbahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Marinejoey1 1 year ago 2
'what you want to do is buy him an ice cream on a really hot day, right, and hide some slugs in it'. now that's just evil hahaha
iutuber1 1 year ago
very cockney accent!!
DG3744 2 years ago
"You want paint his light bulbs black so when he turns them on it actually gets darker..."
digitalnativedance 2 years ago 4
whole thing will have to be redone lmao
ha13130 2 years ago 3
I guess that I didn't get it. Are Plumbers allowed to do carpentry work in Britain? That's all they talk about, tearing down walls and rebuilding them.
Must be hard to be plumber over there, as most of the houses were built before plumbing was invented. So the plumbing must be must be retrofitted into the houses.
mugwump666 2 years ago
the joke is that plumbers are typically like this over here. plumbers normally do kitchen and bathrooms; i just had a plumber redo our bathroom.
...and bear in mind that every house has plumbing in britain o.o. we dont all live in tudor cottages you know -.-
IchHeisseNinja 2 years ago 3
@mugwump666 plumbers certainly do carpentry in britain very few builders specalise in one trade nowadays i know a plumber who can tackle brickwork ,carpentry ,decorating,and even basic electrics
unclemort1960 1 year ago
@mugwump666 are you fukin thick????
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N4W4ZPRODUCTIONS 2 years ago
Why is it that all plumbers are so dodgy maybe not to the extent that Harry Enfield made them out to be but they are very fucking dodgy LOL.
hydra555 2 years ago 2
Paul Whitehouse is BRILLIANT.
stephenp1968 2 years ago 5
gave you thumbs up,but harry enfield,and his humour made him
dtrocks6 2 years ago
Bury him alive, burn him alive .. or in some other way kill him alive LOL :D
jak0la 2 years ago 4
2:06 joke is best <3
brckshaw 2 years ago
this is older then meee lmaoo
sooo funnyy
deniz189 2 years ago 5
Just like the plumbers i used to work with....which is why i left lol...animals and no respect
ovavoo 2 years ago
"Yep, there is an outside" ahuaahauahau
Sanorsha 2 years ago 6
Cant believe this almost 18 years ago - where did time go. I have the same Spurs shirt as Lance ;-)
arpant 2 years ago
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0:28 Klinsman was aGERMANplayer?
this is well done Re: DIShonest_y YET again! on behalf ofWhite English "(wo)Men"/TRADEsMen compared 2the GERMANs, even thePoles, etc. GERMAN workers would finish well b4 the QUOTEd dealine (& under QUOTEd COSTs) coZ they say: _We take pride in ourWork, if we doN't finish on time it shows weR notGoodPROfessionalS_ that's why they still have aSOLID CARindustry, etc. It'sNot white english men's fault though, theyR distracted, white EnglishTEENs offer them AnySEX
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
Chill out
RushtonHD 2 years ago
paint all his light bulbs black so when he turns them on it actually goes darker xD
hoppimike 2 years ago 3
just come off in my hand!!!!!
tomg867 2 years ago 3
ano lmfao omg hahahaha
colashanacogh 2 years ago
who dun tha
wotnotmushie 2 years ago
duno why people are laughing, this is the most realistic impression of plumbers ive ever seen
keirrocks 2 years ago 45
@keirrocks So true.
Radz117 4 months ago
'Oh who dan that?'
ShadyVox 2 years ago
this is the nuts
ajcfc1983 2 years ago
sounds like something my guy would say! :)
poleysgirl 2 years ago
left the plumbing subject for like 1 min
Bighairyfart 2 years ago
Rogue traders ! hahah
Mint :D
WPaisley91 2 years ago
I used to do a bit of that when it got a bit lame
tinternet66 2 years ago
brilliant shirt!
SkateBproductions 3 years ago
quality havnt laughed so much in a while
mabizela 3 years ago 2
lmao, good upload bud!
areyoumad4it 3 years ago
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too much speaking
powerfulstar1 3 years ago
CLASSICAL
lewisharris2008 3 years ago
I had that shirt! lol
lukeozade0405 3 years ago
classic <3
funkybabe101 3 years ago 2
o'u di'd that i mean who did thaT!
allsomethan 3 years ago
the old spurs strip was a beauty
lars3939 3 years ago 22
brillliant. just brillliant!
PaisanGirl92 3 years ago 2
"Take a look outside Lance!"
"Yep! There is an outside!"
Restitching my sides...:>
hoss1962 3 years ago
fuckin hillllllllllllarious
danlawrence1 4 years ago 2