funny / favourite quotes from heroes!

[Armeka]

One of my fav moments is in season one when peter is with the invisible man and he feels his powers overloading him and he is freaking out and the guy just knocks him out cold. So funny.

And season one with Hiro asking Nathan for a "ride-o" and he goes 'boop-boop' like the car horn.

[mewtwo2796]

Sylar: its all behind me now, like a long night after a bad taco

XDD i love that one!!!!

[AlexandraGothica]

ok what exactly does sylar do with the brain?? O.o

[rooooooonan]

Kensei/Adam: First you show me that I can be harmed by no weapon and then you cut me deeper than any blade possibly could.

[LyricsArtist]

Jessica: "Niki's not here right now." Just wanna add "leave a message. BLEEP."

[rooooooonan]

(Hiro answers the phone)

Ando: Who is it?

Hiro: Destiny!

Ando: I wish Destiny would lose our number.

[rooooooonan]

Claude: *while hitting Peter* "Fly! Stop time! Paint me a pretty picture! DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!"

Peter: *stops Claude from hitting him using telekinesis*

[youknowthedrill]

(talking to turtle) Ok, so all i have to do is find Daphne, make her fall in love with me, and live happily ever after. Now if you could just point me in the right direction... (sees Daphne at the bottom of the escalator) High five, turtle!

-Matt Parkman

[xxdramaqueenxx8]

hey so the timing on this was awesome :)

[KidaLing]

My favorite is from season one, from Claire to Zach,

"It's just you, me and Mr Muggles.

[foodbug]

LOL pause right at 1:03 its a priceless face

[iDoodleJumpp]

"Have you ever had the feeling you're meant to do something extraordinary?"

— Peter Petrelli

[cobrabubbles22]

One of my favorite quotes is near the end of the first season when HRG is with Matt and DL is with Jessica.

Jessica sees Matt and she says

"Didnt I throw you out a window?"

I thought that was a funny one

[princessmantid]

In season 3, I Am Sylar, when Sylar wrote in blood I am Sylar on the wall and said "He's got some ego" lol! also, idk which episode, but also season three when sylar gets stabbed in the head by Danko and he pulls out the weapon and says "that hurt" I <3 Sylar, lol!

[NaughtyNight003]

nikki was soooooooooooooooo cute!

[888RoronoaZoro888]

I loved an episode where Nikki surrendered to police and then says "My god please help me" after Jessica takes control and says "Who needs God when I got me" RSRSRSRSRS

[10thkingdomfanatic]

You already have my favorite quote:

Claire: Are you going to eat it?

Sylar: Eat your brain? Claire...that's disgusting

[SnowdropKags]

oh Sylar's quote to Mohinder

"Can we explain any of this without looking completely insane!?"

[monkeywrestler08]

1:30 is my favorite. I laughed my ass off. Sylar's the most dignified pyschopath on television.

[Pam4Rob]

I love that part too, when Clair is like "are you going to eat it" and sylar says "eat your brain? Clair thats disgusting" LOL but that was the only funny one I saw on there

[saichiii29]

CLAIRE: You caught me.

WEST: Of course I did.

CLAIRE: But I would have been fine.

WEST: I know you can heal, Claire. But I never wanna see you hurt.

[PinkB33]

are you gonna eat it?

eat your brain? claire thats disgusting

[Bellajemima708]

" Thats all behind me now like a long nigh after a bad taco" LOL I LUV SYLAR

[SnapCracklePop2011]

LMAO. That line is how i got my friend to watch Heroes.

[crystalfire294]

I like all the turtle scenes in season 3.

You are still talking to a turtle Matt Parkman.

[Blondygurl72]

My favorite quote is:

Claire: "What are you doing?"

Peter: "What are YOU doing?"

Claire: "What does it look like, trying to get hit by a train!"

[uchiha5555]

I lol'd at that part :3

[LyricsArtist]

@Blondygurl72 That was my fav too. :p Along with "Are you gonna eat it?" "Eat your brain? Claire, that's disgusting." :p

Oh, and season 4 thanksgiving, when Doc is trying to be nice and Claire goes like "Do you think THIS is normal?" And she stabs herself in the arm, lol.

[thedrunkenelf]

My favoutrite quote is towards the end of season three

nathan: I love you, you know that right?

Peter: Of course.I Love you too Nathan.

[AlternaGirl13]

my fav Sylar quote;

*smirk* "Boom"

[abukarali4]

i am selling heroes season 1 to 4 online on my website only for 55 dollers

[PetrKL21]

there is no season 4 yet, you bitch

[kidme3]

when claire gets caught hiding alex in the closet and tells her mother they were having sex

[737SYLAR737]

Ok Ok, I know I'm adding a lot. But I was watching an old episode and I came across a quote I thought was kinda funny. Here it is:

Micah: Mom, I don't like Mr. Linderman.

Candice (pretending to be Niki): Well, why not?

Micah: I don't know. He smells funny.

[737SYLAR737]

This quote isn't funny but I really like it because I think everyone has thought or said this at least once in their life:

'You don't just get to say you're sorry and make everything go away!'

I thought it was really sad when Claire said this to her dad because she was sobbing when she said it...

[737SYLAR737]

I have another favorite quote

Mohinder: What could possibly drive a father to put his children through such grief?

Aurther Petrelli: Have you met their mother?

[737SYLAR737]

The part at 2:06 is from the season one episode homecoming, I think. If it's not that one, it's the episode before.

[737SYLAR737]

No quote can beat this Sylar one:

"This is usually the part where people start screaming"

Gotta love Sylar!

[AlternaGirl13]

Agreed!

[thebestmoviesarehere]

that with hayden panettiere that sex and

and the part with eatin brains xd

[LemonadeAndLime]

OH YEAH!! I almost forgot about Zach! He was awesome. 

I love all of slyar's lines!

[xDarkSerpentx]

My fav two quotes are deffinitely:

"Cake?" and "Hm, it does sort of tingle"

haha Sylar<3

[ALooneyTune123]

what episode does 2:06 come from?

[favoritekittykat]

more west i love clarie and west cutest couple EVER!

[princessmantid]

Srry, gotta go with clair and Sylar, lol! They have got to put them together!!! :D

[XoAilsaOx]

i liked the one in seaason 3 when sandra catches alex in claire's cupboard and claire tries to make sandra believe that they are having sex!!

[yumeitenshi]

SYLAR: all I remember are the cute little stories of you and him bird watching around the neiborhood. You made him sound like Mr. Freaking Rogers.

(i dont even know why this is so entertaining to me <3 zachary quinto)

[AlternaGirl13]

its because he says Mr. Freaking Rogers, and the way eh says it helps too

[princessmantid]

Which episode and season was that? I wanna C!!!

[TheUnknown2007]

"YADDAA!!!"

Love that <3

[sarcasticduck44]

"While you were busy playing Abu Grahab I was trying to make ice in an oven, this is a breezy 68 degrees and I've worked up one hell of a cold snap."

"Happy Birth!....day?"

"Cake?"

"I just used a little....persuasion. Okay, so I killed him! What is the big deal!?"

"Didn't I throw you out a window?"

"Niki's not here right now." *major pwning* "If you threaten my son again, I'm going to put my heel through your head, do you understand?"

^AWESOME!^

[MCHamMark]

Howz about Noah's cautionary Tales question to Sandra:

"Did you pack Mr Muggles Doggie Bath yet?"

[fazermint83]

Lyle have some funny quotes like "Bitch is back" or "Are you alien, is he alien too" and "I put this in youtube and make like millions"

[katboe]

I love season three: when sylar and bennet are working together and sylar says theyre with the FBI, then totally owns noah. "you take your coffee black, right noah?" (or something like that) :)

[XoAilsaOx]

Sylar says 'We're gonna need some coffee' in a cool accent and then he (Sylar) shouts 'Decaf' and then Sylar says to Noah/HRG 'You like coffe don't you, Noah?' IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

[Ivanshere]

Lol yeah I remember that!

[kristenzila]

My new favorite quote is in season 4 when claire says to nathan " I sold my kidney, both of them actually. Twice." xD

[catcullan1]

my fav quotation is after future peter put matt parkman in the dessert and matt thinks a tortoise is helping him and starts talking to it, then the black guy (who was helping him all along) asks him why he's talking to a tortoise

[pompeyguy26]

amazing video! heroes is my life wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ForensicFreak55]

I personally like

"Mom you're not even listening to me!"

"I am listening..."

"No, you're making a tuna sandwich." - Sylar, Virginia Gray (The Hard Part)

[artemaus10]

My favprite quotes are these

Craire:are you gonna eat it

Sylar:Eat it? Claire thats disgusting!

Scene 2

Tracy: Ive got big plans for this peice of paper and your not gonna get in my way Pikachu!

Hiro: Pikachu!

[PUPPYLUVE44]

Are ya gonna eat it"

"eat your brain? Claire thats disgusting", LOLS

first time I saw that one, it was HILARIOUS!

[GypsyEyesHC]

Season 2: Adam Monroe/Kensei

(scene is when Hiro dunks his head in the water)

"You look like a fish when you're angry" [something like that]

"Like a giant carp."

That is one of the best quotes ever!

[Ela5Ela]

there was one where hiro says that "all white people look the same to me" and itss just really ironic and funny. It had good comical timing, but i cant remember what episode it was, i just know it was in the series taht "the eclipse" was in

[rooooooonan]

One of my favourite quotes is by Hiro in The Eclipse Part 2... Hiro pops up in the Bennet house, sees Sylar, says 'Bad man' and immediately teleports away again with Sylar xD hilarious

[Muncheiy]

Heroes=epic

[iwasbornonearth]

"My destiny is not to shoot you. The universe cannot be that lame." LMAO

Oh, There's a funny quote in "The Eclipse Part 1" when Elle walks into the room as Claire and Noah are walking out and says "Hey Girls" Haha

The tone of her voice, the way she says it, it's so funny!

It makes me laugh every time!

:D

[BlueEyesBlackLace]

elle, he's not a toy. he could be, lol. favorite quote ever!!! thnx 4 the vid, ;)

[veronicamars102]

There was this Hiro quote from Season 3, I can't remember which episode, I think 5 or 6, but it was, "I am bad ass now." I thought that was hilarious :D

Oh! And the one from Season 2, where Matt flies on Nathan's back. :P

[Ginny123Weasley]

i love that one from claire with her dad and her mom

about 'boys'

[sten0nger]

i love that one too ! :)

[Ginny123Weasley]

from wich epi is it??

[sten0nger]

i think its from season 2 episode 4 :)

[CarlaVN123]

@sten0nger hey i have 3 for u the one were claire visits her bio mom and tells zack: What am i supposed to tell her, hi i'm your daughter and i can regrow my kidney. 2nd is a deleted scene from season 1 where lyle finds out about her abillity. he is inside his room and tells her: you're evil! Claire: if i was evil i'd bring all my evil friends over to bust down the door and kill you!! lyle: somebody help me! haha the third one is where elle returns and lyle tells claire the bitch is back!

[XoAilsaOx]

no, it's when hiro goes 'HOLY CRAP' even though he doesn't know what it means and when he keeps throwing corn at matt, that was sooo funny!! =D

[sten0nger]

haha :D yeah

[Alen88]

Great video! :)

"Hi five turtle!", from season 3 when Matt spotted Daphne.

"I just killed my uncle. And I have to do it again. Give me a second to be a human.", Claire in the future.

"I'm the defense player of the year.", Claire.

[sten0nger]

love all 3 ! when my next quotes video comes out , its gonna be a long one :D just have to buy a new harddrive first so that i have room for all the converted videos :D

[bubanorus]

my 2 favourite sylar qoutes please put them in your next vid ima subscribe!

arthur: youve done bad things gabriel,

sylar: yes and im going to do them all to you.

or when he says to that woman who can tell if people are lying .. this wont hurt a bit.. oh thats right im lying :D it will hurt alot (headslice)

[flgirl4]

All of Matt talking with his turtle is awesome, but "hive five, turtle" is probably the best. Gotta love the first one, though. "thank you, turtle!" "why are you talking to a turtle?"

[charadegirl63]

In Unexpected

Sylar: [while pretending to be Zane] I believe in fate, Mohinder, and karma, and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're Indian.

great video

[sten0nger]

good one ! :D

[Smarsa90]

dude in 2:10 i have a kid like that in school its painful

[sten0nger]

hahah , you mean the "holla to the queen" one ? :D haha

[Atanasii18]

Hiro and Ando qhen they were saying they're badass :D That was hilarious!

Btw Nice work, I like this vid!

[sten0nger]

haha , yeah ! thanks :)

[abd6190]

another one:

Season 3:

Daphne zooms out of Mohinder's appartment and then Hiro goes like: COOOL!! DO IT AGAIN!! DO IT AGAIN!!

[abd6190]

Meredeth: Remember what daddy used to say? That God gave you an older sister instead of a brain.

[sten0nger]

hahaha , that's a funny one ! :D

[GenghisKSr]

oh man......Adam: LIKE A GIANT CARP!!!!!

[sten0nger]

haha , good one ! :)

[Chels125843]

This is great (:

love it!

<3

[sten0nger]

thank you ! :)

[samboothey]

HELLO NEW YORK! :D

[sten0nger]

hahah :)

[nilamarthiel]

I am endlessly amused by Sylar's cop impression in Season 3. Sylar + Fake Accents = Amazing. :D

[sten0nger]

haha , yeah , that one !

[MyRockLee]

Ando: They all look the same.

Hiro: That's racist

[sten0nger]

haha , that one is funny ! :)

[HockeyLover345]

Claire: Are you gonna eat it?

Sylar: Eat your brain? Claire thats disguisting.

ROFL legendary moment!

[sten0nger]

hahahaha , i know!! :D

[piratesgoddess]

*raises hand* Oh, oh, I got one.

Hiro: Okay, back you go

Adam: God, you little Japanese NAZI!

[sten0nger]

haha , yeah thats a good one ! :)

[mattheweus]

nice vid but you could have added hiro saying we are very very bad ass:)

[sten0nger]

haha , keeping that in mind ;)

[ChtiteParisienne75]

Oh another one from season 3 episode 5 :

When Adam is back in his coffin and Hiro says "I let you out if you behave" and Adam reply "Okay" with his hot british accent =)

Also when Ando try to froze time when Hiro is on the floor.

From season 1 : Five Years Gone

Nathan (or Sylar in Nathan's body) : I can fly I'm hardly dangerous

[sten0nger]

yeah season 3 has alot of funny quotes that i'm planning on using :)

[ChtiteParisienne75]

Really great video

there is some quote I love and it's not in this vid :

1-Claire's quote in the same scene that 1'26 it's something like

"You gonna save the wordl !

-With a gun ?"

2-In Five Years Gone :

Ando : Go talk to you !

Hiro : No I scary me

(sorry if there's mistake I'm french ^^)

[sten0nger]

hehe , thanks :) i'll try to fit them in my next one :)

[dealingdreams5]

i like this video a lot...u put my favorite one with sylar in it(the one about the taco) makes me laugh everytime :)

[sten0nger]

hahaha , yeah thats one of my absolute favorites!! :) thanks !

[molliet13]

Elle is the funniest character in my opinion. Gotta love the 'toy' scene. If you could add the scene with her and Mohinder 'can I keep him?' in to your next video that would be awesome. :)

[sten0nger]

yeah , she has some funny quotes :) i was actually planning to use that "can i keep him" quote in this video , guess i just forgot :/ :) hehe .

[xcbz]

really funny!

[sten0nger]

hehe , thanks :)

[PinkB33]

cool video!

[sten0nger]

thanks ! :)

[fluffels1]

lol 1:33

[sten0nger]

hahah :)

[Yviana]

Do you use sony vegas (8) ? I use that programme but half of my heroes episodes has no sound when I import it in vegas. Also season 3 don't but I hear yours does :D

Do you know what the problem is?

Great video though :D!

[sten0nger]

yeah i use sony vegas pro 8 :) and it's the same with some of my heroes episodes . but i converted them into DivX files , then the audio works :)

thanks ! :)

[Yviana]

Oks thanks :) I'm going to try that :D May I ask what programme you use for that?

[sten0nger]

the program is called DivX :)

[Yviana]

Ok thanks :D

[purpleE123]

... another one is season 2 when mohinder comes home and matt comes toward him with gun says FREEZE! mohinder says " for god sakes!!!" in his funny accent.

In first episode season 1 when peter and nathan are talking and peter says did u hear a word i said yeterday and nathan says " what that you can fly?" *arms waving like wings*

sorry bout all my suggestions i just really love heroes and it is soo funny! please take some of them for ur next vid! thanks

[sten0nger]

haha , no you should't write sorry ! its great ! :) thanks !

[purpleE123]

In season one when the petrelli family is having brunch and didnt invite peter, and peter and nathan are talking in back room -peter says: I can fly, so can you! wanna take a round around the eiffel tower quickly? lets go right now... *nathan gives him annoyed face* ....Also another one is with matt and cop girl when he reads her mind and she says (in mind) gotta say u can be cute...did u just read my mind? matt laughs. " you cant do that!

[purpleE123]

Also when peter and the invisible man on the deveaux building roof when the invisi man says " fly, freeze time, paint me a pretty picture, do something UNEXPECTED!" and also with peter and invisi man and peter gets caught with girls purse and says to him thanks for almost getting me arrested.

[purpleE123]

LOL claire thats disgusting!! so funny.

You should put for ur next one when hiro and nathan meet in the diner( season 1), in season 1, 0.07% when peter goes invisible and sylar says interesting cant wait to try that one. and in the newest episode season 3 when sylar and mr bennet become partners and sylar changes his voice and asks for coffee. In season 3 with matt when he's in the dessert and says THANK YOU TURTLE! ....

[sten0nger]

HAHAHA , thanks for the suggestions , I WILL USED ALOT OF THEM ! :)

[javajunkielove]

those were some great ones!! did you see this weeks episode? the parts with Sylar and Hiro were so great =)

[sten0nger]

yeah i have that one :) will try to make another one soon with more scenes ! :)

[surfingbarbie]

love the sylar claire stuff!

[sten0nger]

haha , yeah when he talked about taco , i couldn't stop laughing even though it was like a serious moment :)

[RaggDollish]

ah yay! my favorite ever "eat your brain? Claire, that's disgusting" XD

[sten0nger]

hahahah ! i love that one too! ;p

[19iona93]

ha! lol!

soo funy

i luv hiro cos he's soo cute and soo funny

amzing can't wait till u do another!

[sten0nger]

haha , yeah he's cute ! :)

thanks !

[Sangosworld]

Awesome! hmmmm some of my faves are with Hiro!!!! He's like my fave char!

I guess the clip where he opened the safe with the formula in it and he played the dvd that was there

[sten0nger]

yeah will try to put some of those in my next one ! :) just want the next episode first i think :) maybe it's some funny quotes there too ;p