funny clip from tanzania (swahili)

[Yoteyawezekana]

Funny. Their future is in comedy.

[swekre]

nigga learn how to write coz damn man, wat the hel you writing? ddnt get wat you were sayin@ SuperAposh

[MrGodfrey100]

thats so funny

[rihanna1207]

nilikuma nima benda video kakakaakakakakaak these guys are funy bongo

[malayikah243]

LMAO....tooo funny ! hahaha !

[lilytanzy]

hadi juu ya bati kunaswiming pool LOL!

[fakihiben]

tseha wudjipvuwe muze  wangou

[johnnaiman]

Hahahaha nimecheka jamani,Bongo patamu

[babu22111]

the short one needs a woman, but woman doesn't like him!

[carlosnjunge]

this lady is smokin hot

[bornas130]

noma tu sana!!!

[MissChipo]

i don't understand the language but i think its funny.

[Balomega]

gay!!



[brelalafy]

Um, can someone provide a translation? :)

[speakswahilidammit]

TeeHee! :-)  Too funny! Mimi napenda!

[qwertypluss]

@OhioAlan

Cheers brother.

[0yaa]

haha... nice one... lol..

[wamwaneriri]

Ha ha ha. Poa sana, bado nacheka. Pongezi.

[aambamakye]

jamaa hawa ni wa comedians kabisa, hiyi number yawo imetoka nzuri

[gazawire]

Do! Salala! Huyo msichana mrembo kweli- kaumbwa kaumbika eti! Nao wasanii wenzake si wachache katika fani ya uigizaji. Hongera kwenu nyote.

[SuperAposh]

somalia this person is lying to you never east a frica is good am from east a frica but the best place and is expensive is south a frica on the carpe verd is okay i been to all the places zanzibar good place for honey moon maasai mara tsavo in kenya good places for safari uganda at the lake perfect

[Isaac1DK]

is kissing in public appropriate in Tanzania?

[we315tisini]

@Isaac1DK I'm from Tanzania and i'd say No, at least in most places, esp villages, but most ppl are ok with a kiss on the cheek or forehead but this is done mostly to kids

[Isaac1DK]

@we315tisini oh ok, I understand, thanx for the reply friend

[wakanu7]

Damn this lady is BE-U-T-FULL.

[mkuki2000]

I am from Tanzania too, but i still think white people get better treatment in Somali, so i would recommend white people to travel to Somali instead...!

[CheezeDipper]

@mkuki2000

If I were to travel to Africa I wouldn't go to a place where they treat white people better than the rest of the people. I would want to be treated like everybody else! I really can't see how the colour of a person's skin should change how they are being considered.

The colour of my skin is white, but the only thing that makes me different from an African that I can think of, is that I tend to get sunburned =)

[mkuki2000]

@CheezeDipper No! they prefer to give you special treatment, like burying you alive or feed you to the vultures!!

[characterzzz]

@CheezeDipper where they treat white people better!!! on one level I understand,, than the knowledge of the white man and his business tactics, make me say stop and police your own people, stop them

[mixitcouple]

i ni nini? ... kwenda sako ...

[Kuuloo]

i think the one with the hands wants to seduce the girl...

[InternationalRevival]

hahahahahhaahha

[qwertypluss]

hello friends I am hoping to learn swahili because I want to learn a Niger-Congo language does anyone know the best way. Thanks!

[AZKHALable]

yeah what is your problem so far?am TANZANIAN

where are you from i mean which language is your native

[qwertypluss]

i am just normal english person.

but i want to travel in africa so it would be useful.

[AZKHALable]

Karibu sana! (your welcome).What country exactly do you want to go?Africa is a continent with varieties of language swahili is spoken mainly in Eastern and central African countries.

[qwertypluss]

anywhere really. nigeria?

although im scared, i hear that especially people in tribes hate white people, and I've heard of deaths by indigenous peoples caused to white people. is this true

[mkuki2000]

@qwertypluss: I think the best Country in Africa for white people to explore Africa is Somalia, and i suggest you take a lot of cash with you, because it can be very expensive sometimes...!!

[qwertypluss]

Are you joking? People get killed there. It is one of the most dangerous places in the world.

[AZKHALable]

Nigeria is in West Africa,Tanzania is in east..It is a liar as far as my country Tanzania is concerned,there are a lot of white people here who are not even thinking of returning to Europe due to the hospitality of their hosts.The number of whites is increasing due to abundant of tourist attractions if there was a hate from tribes we couldnt have noticed this influx put in mind that all attraction are in local areas ie indigenous places

[fingerscarr]

@qwertypluss nigerians are not for the most part racist actually , but as a country nigeria sucks , too much corruption , inefficiency and crime .

[kevinoti]

hii kiswahili ngumu sana , its almost arabic

[siish]

translation please?

[InternationalRevival]

This swahili is really hard.

[nairobiosman100]

nambari yake nu sufiri sufiri sufiri sufiri sufiri kijana mjinga

[mkuki2000]

hehe!...this guy is an idiot, she said her number is 000000 can you believe that...!?

[sixers101]

kinda boring

[ferminozongwe14]

hahahaha very very very fany

[chiniasobu]

HIki kipande cha sinema imenipendeza sana. Hawa vijana wawili walijitayarisha mara nyingi kabla waliweza kulambula vidole na kuhesabu pesa, au kuandikia neno la mpenzi. Ahsanta. Nimekumbuka kutoka Japani siku zile nimeishi Kenya na Congo.

[loumy1807]

Mpoki and Joti are their names, years back that was... watch them on Ze Comedy Show on TBC1, DSTV... Every saturday at 7PM East African Time

[geckoaimable]

lol funny

[hotello2009]

kwa heri kazi njema kwa milano

[Damunyeusi]

Toto lapendeza kweli!!

[GodWantsBlood]

hahaha!

nice

[chachala2]

hahaha! nyumba yake ina swimming pool mpaka juu ya bati. LOL!

[smukase]

ahahaha lol i didnt hear everything bana hiki kiswahili ni cha hali ya juu!

[tototototoooooooooo]

da lady has a bck off

[cozzy120]

im from here :D

[slytheron]

Now that's that fresh and natural African beauty

[nikkiwhite40]

wow- she's beautiful!

[naterudolph]

I don't understand what they're saying either, but that's hilarious. I can't believe she doesn't notice.

[zdarowdy]

razveli kak rebionka :D:D

[feacliz]

love this

[yazkin23]

my fathers mother lives in tanzania dar es salaam and i know kiswahili we go there like every year im 11 years old and we live in finland.

[gouthamc]

???

[jerusha78]

JOKE

[jnyerere]

OMG OMG OMG. I cant believe u have this show. I luv this show. When I went to visit home in Dar es Salaam, TZ last summer, this very funny show came on every night. It's funny only if u understand Kiswahili. LOL. I cant translate it bcuz the sound is not clear and crisp. and plus they're speaking too fast. I LUV THIS SHOW!!!!!

[boratmania]

hi, is this a real prank or a fake one?

[boratmania]

swahili is the most beautifula language ever

[govinda8900]

5:56 hahahahahaha he,s good...hahahahahaha

[enjoipbear]

Whoops! i meant Kiswahili lol

[enjoipbear]

lol nice Vid bro...Im From Louisiana and im white but my mother had to learn Swahili for school and i learned from her [still learning]

[ImmanBellystylin]

hehehehe!! funny clip i remeber it when i was visiting Dar when i first started knowing swahili lol!!

[feacliz]

this is a funny clip...thanx for a laugh.

[skateboarder916]

How did she not see the guy behind him that whole time?

[6Deepa]

I say acting kali yaanii.. hawa washikaji jamani wananichekesha mmno! I miss my hometown!!!

[omatoic]

ndio me also

well kinda, i lived there for ahes

[luckyblacklark]

Funny,oh!!Sad too!

[frikadellur]

I know a little bit of swahili but i dont know what they are saying! i some words like:jambo,asante sana,baba,mama,dada,habari gani,mzuri etc. That girl is sexy!

[chrisinator111]

I lived in tanzania for over 6 months...I can undestand some of what they are saying. I would have to ask one of the guys over there to translate this.

[mikexxyyzz]

punch of charchoal black typicall lazy african punk teenagers and the girl to.

[Baltimoreboy410]

fuck you dawg go somewhere with all that hate

[quietatse]

I like the bit where he's wetting the finger before counting the money hahahah

[111EZ111]

lol dat fukn funny

[peaceiwacu05]

H'uyu ni mjanja bwana. I like him. You are right, he got skills.

[chutneyface]

he's got skills

[BongolandTanzania]

What a funny comedy!

These guys are now very famous in East Africa via EATV comedy show. I remember that girl, she is Nora.

[leeyoungaekoyuki]

Funny arse clip! Swahili rocks bra!

[ngube]

u ass ar u sure with with what ur talkin

[manuelagras60]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaah

[AziaXtreme]

Swahili sounds aewsome

[AziaXtreme]

What does all this mean?

[leeyoungaekoyuki]

Hilarious!!!!!

[ahmadtajani]

Why are the Black Africans second class citizens to the Arabs in Tanzania?

[kwamsi]

cuz a lot of north africa believe in Islam and it has a lot of muslims and africans too i guess

[mkuki2000]

crap!! in Tanzania is money what place you in class! not the colour of skin....i lived in TZ.

[mkuki2000]

crap!! in Tanzania is money what place you in class! not the colour of skin....i lived in TZ.

[123AFROSAMURAI]

Cant wait to go to tanzania.

[198612161797]

HAHAHA Msichana kichaa na ni kipofu haoni kama kuna mshkaji nyuma ambaye na kontroll everythings..haha stupid bitch

[BintiSimba]

du! masela wa ze comedy wakijua mnavyogombana khs comedy zao! si mchezo

[pur3mud]

omg meme nemay sahawo kewsahili dang

[XplicitMama]

dude. meme pia

i mean. wow.........lol

[musinho18]

nakubali livo tuelaz masha ALLAH NAMBER 6 9 10 POA

[musinho18]

kiswahili yangu sipoa lakini natajaribu kwambea wasomali si watu wabaya tukubamoja somalia one blod

[jarhaim]

hey yo im a tanzanian citizen by birth and a somalian by origin so im tired of u fckd up crooks tokin shit on both tz n somalia fuck all you who try fckin wit either tz o smalia n to add to that FUCK ALL PUSSY WHITE SHIT fck dem all white asz bithcez

[moonakas]

you fucking subhuman nigger don't fuck anybody except other monkeys.

[jarhaim]

you fuckin pussy asz bitch don start fuccin wit me.

[mrwhydontyouandi]

And white people have a nack for killing their own children after molesting them or raping them asshole so wtf is the difference and for the record I'm white so what of it asshole!

[mkmaryam]

hahaaha this is so funny.

[dalahow]

This video is sooo good for those who speak Swahili.wuxuu ku yiri, walaahi aad iyo aad ayaan kuu jeclahay..ee wax kasto waa kuu ogalahay laakinse mad i jeceshahay...

[blitzrule]

he's saying...do u wanna suckie my dickie? i'll give u 5 dollah 4 a sockie dickie

[fluffaduck]

sielewi nini kinaendelea hapa..kwani hana mikono ?

[boy223]

wallahi....lol

[denonimuizi]

ma somali kama malaya shit.kuma za mama zao

[filomk]

Si ustaarabu kuandika matusi kwenye chombo ambacho kinasomwa na wengi km hiki, kama wewe una tabia ya kutukuna basi si wote wako kama wewe,nakushangaa na acha tabia hiyo mara moja,we hata dini huna,unaweza kumtukana mama ambaye hana kosa lolote??sasa kwanini mama yao amefanya nini hata umtukane!!unapata dhambi kwa Mungu

[orwata7]

in english ''Its not wise to use abusive words on a site like this where many people visit.If u have the bad habit of abusing people, well not all people are like u.I wonder what kind of person u are..u pagan, how can u abuse a mother who did no wrong to u??and wat did their mothers do to deserve such degree of abuse!!!U are sinning against the lord.

[denonimuizi]

thank you for the correction and i won't use swear words with out thinking. i have seen how ignorant i was and i have changed thanks to you and others

[filomk]

Nashukuru kwa hilo na huo ndio uungwana yaani kugundua kosa na kulitubia,ubarikiwe sana,na nakutakia sikukuu njema ya Christmas na mwaka mpya

[denonimuizi]

Nime kosa lakini asante kuni onesha makosa sita tikana bila kufikiria

[orwata7]

in english ''Somalis are like whores.Their mothers vaginas!!! ''

[christina5linx]

hey can anybody translate this to english?

[orwata7]

hope my translation helped u

[fknhaole]

Bait & switch... this time it may have ended with a miffed girl, but with that scheme, those 2 guys are gonna exceed the legal bag limit in no time . Excellent stunt!

[ninjarockyo]

sasa, ee ninini? owa watu awesi co ongea kiswahili visuri. meme ne ma toca coa nairobi,kenya. i should know.

[Hamuza]

you blow goats

[maimunamuna]

ramson kuma lamama yako msenge shoga wewe waache wasomali ni watu wakuheshimu wewe si unajua mama yako anafanya cleaning job kwetu na baba yako anaosha magari yetu wewe kuma tu tuliza boli somalian they respect peoples all africa big up somali people

[keystone350]

ahhhh shit!

[Amazingfeet]

love it!

[kakaz357]

Mara nyingi watanzania hunichekesha sana hasa wanapojitosa katika sanaa ya uigizaji. kumbe hata nyinyi huko mumo?

[kokumusicismylove]

Hahahah...long live my countrymen and women..x

[sugar0687]

this is the way, guys lie chicks and the chicks get easily taken up by sweet nuthings hahaa funny especially in africa lol.

[Msonjo916]

Oh my gosh this is a real blind date!!

[Passera17]

he's got game, just scored a hottie like that wow

[imahmud]

moja, mbili tatu....

[ika310392]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­....magaria!!!!

[piusmicky]

Click on number 6 the guy translate it very well

[syan007]

wut were they saying??? the hell...?

[vespacurry]

That is very cool, great hand work and she is cool, so are the dudes. Great little film guys.

[kindu2006]

looooool...unakimbia wende wapi???????// lol

[hanaa87]

lol that was sick

[3nimrod3]

She is pretty...

[xamarjadiid]

asss hole

[markngishu]

you are very foolish to call african 'MONKEY' shame on you

[Liwah]

Hey, dude, I'm also Somali and also African just like you. It's pretty stupid of you to insult a fellow African with the same racial slurs that our colonialists used.

[mnyika]

muthafackaz need to stop playin hating,those guyz are real trying, is funny who dont like it then suck those boys dicks, and for all plps talking shit about tanzania, check da history muthafackaz,tanzania is the best country in africa,,we open a lot of suckaz eyes to see things,we are the first to put out all this music and comedies,,,,tz is the only nation in east african agree to take ya;ll refugeez and all that,

[swtsabi]

loool nice i love it :D

[alvinmchaga]

i don't care what anybody says, this shit is funny. if you don' like this then i guess u don' understan' crude humour. it takes skills to do something like this. so y'all need to stop front'n and hatin'

[blackswanprt]

i loled :D

[Sulekha416]

Maqoslaa! lool

[tYmguitarman]

@mbezifinest

Your comments are totally out of order, do you think its funny to see people suffer?

I went to Tanzania a couple of weeks ago, Moshi and Arusha, and the things i saw there will stick in my mind forever and sick people like you find it funny!

Kuma Mako

[Nyiribironda]

Swahili ni lugh ya number one shut up siko mtanzania or Kennya likini naichonga pia shut up! kimya

[12697]

US, fuck ya'll

[Bjewel]

this is jokz cus ma country da best in the world any 1 dat cuss tanzania go fuck ur mum

[eUdoxos21]

unsay nigawas sa last two?..hahaha

[sadikika]

Joti na Mpoki ni noma sana, wanafunika, its very funny !!!

[mrnoulle]

waw, every every funny i like it and kwa hivyo ni poa saana i really mised ma country meme hiisi saan inchi yaa TZ,,love all ma pple, peace ma fus wote and ma bro, and sis, down there,

[yonder16]

fuck tanzania

[ramso007]

...come to Tanzania or South Africa and see what happens to somalians like you!

[BIGG757]

whats goin' happen dogg??? nuthin we run ya'll mothafucka's u fucking african piece of shit

[mbezifinest]

The only thing you run is running to the UNICEF truck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA,SOMALIANS ARE DIRTY DISEASE SPREADING DEMONS,NOONE WANTS TO GO TO THAT SHITHOLE YOU CALL HOME

[jeddylicious]

your a FUCKING RACIST!

[irridentist]

ramso007 How about U coming to Somalia and see what happens to U! We take care of diots like U

[mbezifinest]

LOL and see more poor people with flies around they mouths?LOLOLROFL HECK NO

If you want to start a fly collection,go to Somali LOLOLOLOL

[8Goober]

fuck you

[Bjewel]

fuck ur mum dont cuss ma country like that u bitch

[ratni96a412]

Piece of shit; I bet you've never even been to TZ.

How can you insult a country you don't know anything about? Pure ignorance; upumbavu mtupu.

[jjshorty]

come to east africa and say that stuff tacu chapa yonder

jinga

[Passera17]

word iishorty, waambie

[meyraa]

woooow so nice and funy. i like this video. dmn

[guccistarr]

by the fuck graduate12 swahili

[kamti7]

graduate 12 needs to style up where u from punk ass? wewe ni senye ya punda that means a donkeys privates in swahili,how do u like swahili now ma,fakA?

[ramso007]

that punk ass is a fucking somalian ass hole...the cockroach of Africa! unwanted and disgusting creatures of Africa!

[guccistarr]

don't talk in the computer come face to face malaya wewe unaweza ni tukana aje

[8Goober]

yo mama ugly

[graduate12]

I swear swahili is ugly as fuck but what do u expect its a bantu language