Microsoft Matrix Spoof

[tellthetruthyoumoron]

So cheesy!!!

[S2333]

One day I would like to see the full video but I doubt that is ever going to happen.

[Xeonsteel08]

ROTFL BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[iFraOne]

Ah Ah Ah Matrixosoft. Well I wanted to see the video in full but she's not found. damage.

[sergiodnila]

let them dream, is the only way they get remotely close to be something like a hacker.

[1tephania]

Microsoft has some balls to make fun of other company's products for lagging... i don't even touch IE anymore

[lin545]

Linux kernel supports modules since when? - Fake

Drivers are written by hw companies and send to kernel org. - Fake

What is not fake is a full hall of retards laughing at linux. Thats reality at microsoft. Im happy I switched.

[poopyodb]

macs suck and linux sucks

[madtux01]

discrimination!

GO FREE, GO LINUX

[MrM3rcury]

1:08 what the hell, its windows that gets stuck all the time not unix or linux....

[zombie6133]

wat was funny that sucked! big time

[ComradeSlice]

The guys at Microsoft are basically like their products: unreliable and laughable.

[LuxGeomatrix]

Windows sucks, and the agents?? they seem more like the troyans you always get on windows

[KybernetikKollektiv]

They should show the matrix crashin with a blue screen

[EliteSlayer542]

LOL! it was Bill Gates at the end!

[gradyiscool]

It was a ok (high budget I bet) attempt at humour, but they still looked stupid to me.

And Microsoft accusing Linux not working when you need it to?... HAH!.. It doesn't even matter if it is true, because Microsoft are in NO POSITION to be pointing a finger at someone else's OS until they fix their own. Nor probably ever after their history of terrible mistakes.

[Gradius0]

They should put mac NOT Linux. Linux is fucking good if you know-how to use it.

[mixizzz]

They should put Windows! NOT MAC and NOT LINUX!

[BeeRich33]

Unfortunately for you, Macs work.

[sebzim4500]

@BeeRich33 no they don't......

[ZebaSzp]

@Gradius0

That was years ago. I've found Ubuntu as easy to use as Windows, sometimes even easier. And if you have to do anything complicated, the community tells you exactly what to do, without having to learn it yourself.

[Blinkwing]

@Gradius0 what is wrong with macs? no doubt, linux is good (except from ubuntu natty, but i liked ubuntu 10), but mac os x is just as good as linux when you know how to use it.

You can use all your tools just like in Linux, you can code just like in Linux and you can enjoy System-Stability.

Except from it being commercial (i would love it if every1 could use mac os x), it will sure be just limited to linux to be developed by the community. i love open source.

And Unity sux.

[scifiwierdo]

If Ballmer thinks that he's The One, then someone should shoot him and see.

[DomelBf2PL]

ehhh is there a second part?

[NovaDkn]

I agree, where is the second part?! QQ

[LuxGeomatrix]

Maybe the second part got deleted by a troyan, typical of Microsoft OS's ;-)

[avatar78945]

spastic

[hendricha]

Bashing a rival is bad, even if it has a good point.

BTW as a matrix spoof it was awsome.

[Spoothead12]

Linux got owned.

[emokiddy666]

it may of got owned but its a fucking good OS thanks.

[wookieeassassin]

That was funny, but Linux is still awesome.

[prasangabas]

he he he how many time we have seen , linux without driver support. guy makes a good point

[Dudtz]

LMAO

[Fahad1422]

is this matrix spoof movie for real...

whats the name of that spoof movie

[MasterChiefAgent007]

LOL! I want to work at microsoft now. They do so much crazy shit there. =D

[TheCousin666]

yes, that's right.... operating systems which are shit for example :D

[scifiwierdo]

I can tell by your screen name that your basically a drone. Well you'll love it at Microsoft. They tell you how to work, sleep, eat, drink, sh*t, and think (well if you can call it thinking).

[nighthawk808]

The Agents never beat Neo because while they waited for their kernels to recompile, Neo just typed "modprobe foo" and went back to stopping bullets in midair by entering "killall -s SIGKILL bullet" as root.

Those noob Agents must use Ubuntu. The One would use a *real* distro.

Agent Smith was the only one with a clue. He was the master of how to fork() a process.

MS is right. The Matrix must run Windows. After all, it has to be rebooted over and over again, and kills almost everyone each time.

[emokiddy666]

i agree, ubuntu rules, linux rules, microsoft suck, windows sucks. i use both kubuntu and ubuntu on my laptop

[4K4K1K0]

So the one likes to write config files?

[kensei85]

Isn't MS Matrix is one of Micro$ofts main business goals?

After all, nobody cares about monopolies & unethical practices when everyone is your unwitting slave!

[dinhcaraeht]

There isn't a dialog box on any of the Libre Software that uses a yellow exclamation mark.

And.. that freaking dialog box is Windows style.

Using windows with tux wallpaper eh?

[DarkBlyth]

ITS A COMPUTER GET OVER IT

[Iminurcomputorz]

Recompile the kernel. Why did they use one of Linux's greatest feature in a Microsoft commercial?

[adanedhel728]

This is awesome. I'd love to see the other half sometime, if anyone ever uploads it.

[Salvadorenno]

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT, you will be owned by linux in the real life KEEP ON YOU VIRTUAL reallity.

YOU ARE MATRIX MICOSOFT.

[hyretech]

I'd think that if you want to recompile the kernel, actually being able to do that (because you have source code) would be a benefit...

Nice try, though.

[newyorkfish]

Holy sh*t !!

This is REAL !!

[DamageIncM]

Downloaded by Bill Gates... skary!...

[shayman92]

Linux has never crashed on me...but vista always does...

[rock3tcat]

Yep me too.

[datxcod]

Dude are you fucking serious ? Linux has NEVER crashed on you ?! nonsense. I've used linux for a long time, different distros and it locks up on each one of them.

[dinhcaraeht]

I had a one crash in 4 years.

[datxcod]

Well maybe because all you do is watch movies and browse the internet. I'm a developer and graphic designer, linux crashes on me much more than windows.

[dinhcaraeht]

Nah, it actually does happen on some hardware and I was probably too lucky that my hardware was much compatible.

Btw, I do graphics on Gimp and develop on PHP, Django and pygame.

[sajten]

lol Gimp, thats poor shit you know.

[platnumX]

Ballmer had failed...again.

[Confuzzlement]

IT's a bit lame of Microsoft to joke on Linux.

They own Linux profitwise and size etc.

It's like Man Utd making a film about how shit Derby County is.

They should've at least aimed it at Mac. xD

[TalesOfWar]

Of course they'll own them "profitwise"... Linux is FREE. Charging a penny for Windows would beat Linux profitwise...

[xep3haet]

Ha ha Linux got pwned. But if serious it all depends from user himself.

[Salvadorenno]

in the real life Windows get owned.

[xep3haet]

you know little time ago I tried one very new version of [censored] distribution. they have improved since last year or two. but still my Vista is running almost twice as faster and I don't have any additional problems. no viruses, no crashes, no kernel panic. still mostly things which are for free can't be as good as those which cost you something.

[Mark0zz]

lame vid by M$, they are just jealous, this SUCKS!

[adityabankar]

What a person or company uses or sells is his / her or its own choice. But GNU/Linux helps one understand a system. Linus developed it to understand 80386 architecture. If someone wants to use how things work better experiment with Linux. If someone wants to just use the computer then it is his / her choice, either MAC or PC with windows can be chosen.

[ViaPiaggio]

I think its funny :D

With all the shit on Windows, its only fair they joke back...

And come on, who hasn t have a nightmare with drivers in linux :D

[kambingbetula]

what?, microsoft > linux?

it seems stupid making fun with linux..

[ER4sUrf3R]

I'd agree... that was a ridiculous try in making linux look like windows... But hey, those guys are jobless enough to go making these videos... Wasn't the best, but hey.. thats microsoft for you!

[way3000]

IF that was made by M$ then it deffinetly was a pahtetic try on making linux looking redicoulos. Do I have to remind mr. Ballmer about the BSOD or the blue screen of death we all are so familiar with ? I dare every PC with 2 or fewer GB or RAM (DDR2) to run the Vista ultimate and start up: word 2007 IE7 and maybe photoshop or something. this will result in an outburst of memory killing. This I have never experienced in Linux. memory effeciency in your face. Ball(mer)

[lawlshane]

You're an idiot.

[blogsdia2]

its u who r idiot lawshane

[lawlshane]

Your point may have a small glimmer or validity if you could type something legible.

[CerebralGump]

That was pretty funny really... though I wont be going back to Windows, Steveo...

[matador1504]

Linux rocks!

[woganmay]

Well, it's obviously biased (lol) but it's still bloody hilarious. I want to see the full thing too! :/

[Nelson123n]

was that bill gates at the end?

[zandert33]

Yes, and Steve Ballmer is the bald guy in the video.

[JeyPeyy]

Maybe GNU/Linux isn't better than windows or mac, but at least it's open source!

[webspot]

I believe it is better. For me at least. And it's growing fast.

[hobodeath]

STFU U BITCH, YOU KNOW NOTHING

[webspot]

Hobodeath, I don't quite see why you have a sudden grudge against me. Can you explain what gave you the idea that I know nothing?

[hobodeath]

idk...

xD

[webspot]

Lol. Nevermind then :)

[Jarda44]

The agent smith role guy was more like clint eastwood.

[Dukenuke965]

That guy whould make a Good Gman for Half life 2 hahaha

[neoduke007]

lol that is great

i like the linux that doesnt work :P

linux however is very good irl, but ill still stick with Windows because of the much greater compatibility it has

[tsusurfanami]

damn agent smith sounds so much like the gman.

half-life ftw!

oh yeah what os does that work on? XD

[ollybillebobfishface]

Hey basscorolla ur obviously doing something wrong if u can break a computer twice and not be able to fix it!

[delfmeek]

lol... these are funny. Bill Gates has a good sense of humor, depsite what people think of Windows or whatever.

[garrettisabob]

lol

[blingicee]

linux ubuntu rocks it dosent get viruses

[kashif007uk]

nobody writes viruses against linux coz it will only damage 1% of the worlds computers

[webspot]

Exactly. I'm glad I'm in that 1% right now...

[webspot]

I don't see why you are being voted down. It's all true.

[hobodeath]

NO ITS NOT U CUNT

[webspot]

Explain how it is not then.

[hobodeath]

idk, that was a random outburst of awsomly awsome-ness

[SerenadeEver]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN! GATES is in it!

[loky4000]

Funny video, tho I doubt Linux users are as happy as I am :P

[metalmaniacmat]

maybe thats cause your a n00b

[anon69]

Microsoft should one day release the whole video to the public.

[GenesisHoaxAboutGod]

What is ... <b>TheMatrix</b>? &#9827;

[cortsenc]

juajuajua

In all the Windows presentation, the system go down. What are this video mean??

GNU/Linux is better and more stable, please!!

[michmakker]

nevertheless.. it needs a new device driver and a new kernel compilation...hmmm

[X7RML7X]

YA!!!!!!! GO APPLE!!!!!!!

[nikoloji]

recompile the kernel  ^^

[webspot]

Heh. Yeah. Like you ever have to do that.

[soneil12]

The reason it's not complete is because it wasn't supposed to be leaked out to the web. I remember when it first appeared on the web, there were news stories about how some folks at MS were annoyed that it had got out. It was only supposed to be a once off for the audience at that conference. Pity since I'd like to see the rest.

[klettanator]

I HATE MICROSOFT...APPLE ALL THE WAY

[the1grover]

why do you hate microsoft

[Druaga1]

yeah dawg!

[klettanator]

YEA!! I HAVE A MAC but i've used windows too! I HATE MACS

[Druaga1]

oh :\

[Cenobite321]

I wonder why this was cut off from the Microsoft webcast.

[da9000]

Because it was being streamed by a Windows server, muhahahahaha :ppppppppp

[menzoic]

lolol

[rudyiking]

Must of been Windows ME!

[ShakaGoldSaint]

www (dot) only4gurus (dot) com (slash) v3 (slash) matrix (dot) asp

[ShakaGoldSaint]

='( stupid screenshots... nevermind, that link is for the same 2:13 video

[inbredorange]

absolutely brilliant mate. pity its cutoff though..

[sukha55]

lmao rofl.

3 outa 5 stars in my books cuz of the end.

does n e 1 have the full end?