DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
i recently did this song in a talent show at my school lol i won for most stereotypical asain in the whole school which is kinda racist but at least i won a trophy XD
me asian too :D and this is truely awesome ! haha
NadiaPAful 7 hours ago
Me and my best friend love singing this!!!:)
courtney82710 1 week ago
1:35 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheKrazyhardstyleRSB 2 weeks ago
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InuyomeFBKhoja 3 weeks ago
Rice and soup give you wiiings!
vwang2000 1 month ago
HAHAHA This is to much FUN! Kow I want to see a parody of Black & Yellow
argentinasoldier 1 month ago
i'm asian ! hehe
AlliKaykay 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
haahahaha XD
misuki004 1 month ago
One of The Best Parodies XD
Jhoman232 1 month ago
I can even fly....hmmmm? LOL
gummybear88ify 1 month ago
nice asian accent man
lvlking34 1 month ago
Asian Pride> American Pride
I'm just kidding America has no pride :D
well there was that one time when a black guy found a terrorist but im not sure were i heard it..
lvlking34 1 month ago
LooL
justinloveremily 1 month ago
Lol Good one..
BuffyAnimations 1 month ago
YEAH ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and proud)
vwang2000 1 month ago
lol
xxddxx95 2 months ago
when i was watching this i was eating rice and i was like wdf o-o then i started to laugh and rice came out of my nose o-o
aznftwx33 2 months ago 2
how can you eat rice with chopsticks? "\\\\\(
UrLifeDependsOnIt 2 months ago
@UrLifeDependsOnIt we asians can eat anything with chopsticks.
DEEEKAYify 2 months ago
Lol!
Purplelightningluv 2 months ago
0:54 XD
Walter0924 2 months ago
0:54 XD
Walter0924 2 months ago
Yea baby jablooooo man you have the ritmic i speak spanish give me a msn
Walter0924 2 months ago
I was eating rice when i watched this.. put your rice up? Oh..YUP! *ima put my rice up*... i literally did... x)
S0FreshXD 2 months ago
i tought he was white
TheExplorerx 2 months ago
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lol ha ha
sunisa27 2 months ago
jw but r u asian?
alayahrocks1o1 2 months ago
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alayahrocks1o1 2 months ago
i feeling so fly like chopstix. like an asian
lol ^^
ambicion88 2 months ago
IS HE ASAIN OR WAT???
AE68822 2 months ago
Can we get a download.. Itunes or Free ??
Please :D
NoteBlockGaming 3 months ago
ur from korea i know it
boredbytheminute 3 months ago
The square root of food minus spoon divided by chopsticks...Hm. I see some flaws in this equation.
XxMyLastWordsxX 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@XxMyLastWordsxX Maybe because in the vid its the square root of food minus spoon divided by CHOPSTICKS SQUARED. Is this one of your flaws?
IoOoIDrKittyLuvIoOoI 3 months ago
@IoOoIDrKittyLuvIoOoI Chopsticks squared? That's four chopsticks! That's an unnecessary amount of chopsticks in my opinion.
XxMyLastWordsxX 3 months ago
Shit
infinityRaW 3 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
bejaxx999 3 months ago
wtf 1:36
d2linares 3 months ago
Why did u send this to me
yoyoethan1999 3 months ago
cup noddles :D
crazygoat7777 4 months ago
Makes me wanna eat noodles. Im gonna go eat some noodles
TheYaqoobyGirl 4 months ago
are u korean
gamersdude34 4 months ago
yea i would be acting like its crunck with asian food :) hehe , should and a line something about peter chow >
OTANESS 4 months ago
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OTANESS 4 months ago
haha this is funny but i think instead of chopstick you could have used something else like another word but overall awesomee i loved it!!
MegaXxshawtyxX 4 months ago
lol
pinoyzdominic 4 months ago
LMFAO XD
THAIBOIG 4 months ago
i love it
IamANGELInSpace 4 months ago
Too much time on your hands...jk this is awesome :)
AmzingCareBear29 4 months ago
Very funny
10000bucks2 4 months ago
Cool!
Jimmymaacosta 4 months ago
so uh did you uh...eat all that rice when you were done?
TheRox4u 4 months ago
i recently did this song in a talent show at my school lol i won for most stereotypical asain in the whole school which is kinda racist but at least i won a trophy XD
starshooters123 4 months ago
watching this makes me hungry lol :D
siamese89 4 months ago
lol like an asian
saer2314 4 months ago
.. lmaooo i 'm taking korean in h.s, and i always pause the vid to read the boxes xD
gurlisa3345me 4 months ago
lol
Ericsittmann 4 months ago
yo man where you get that hat
pinoybro09 4 months ago
Turnin water into rice,like an Asian..lollololol
iAppsReviewer2011 4 months ago
Lol nice
SpaceMarinePro 5 months ago
wtf is a g6 anyway?
Oh yeah... Chopsticks don't fly!!!!
InstantOwnage999 5 months ago
@InstantOwnage999 It's a $65 million dollar jet :D (which is WAY too expensive)
InuyomeFBKhoja 3 weeks ago
Give me 2 servings cause we know we dont stop!
BugoyFantasy 5 months ago in playlist BugoyFantasy's Favorited Videos
love the hat!!!!!!!
MarahAnimals 5 months ago
414 white-washed people use spoons and forks.
Scynikk 5 months ago
lol i thought i say peter choa in th end
haijessie9 5 months ago
nice hat
iceyshoes 5 months ago
Lol funny
awesomechikas123 6 months ago
my idol <3 haha !
acheeseblock21 6 months ago
Asians <3
TheAngelvp9 6 months ago
almost all asians wear sunglasses
DbdisElite 6 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU PRESS REPLAY OVER 200 TIMES
abacgrs 6 months ago
giv giv giv me that r-r-r-ramen
778cupcake778 6 months ago
lol 'When we eat we do it right with equations'
TheDonaldMan 6 months ago
409 people do not know how to use CHOPSTICKS!!!!
gr8freyta 6 months ago
nice <3
crazay121 6 months ago
nice <3
crazay121 6 months ago
GUESS HOW MANY TIMES I PRESSED REPLAY ?
simsfreak105 6 months ago
@simsfreak105 OVER 9000? :P
NeverGoneForever23 6 months ago
slurping soup imma gogo poop
naama987 6 months ago
get the boul slurping drinking down to the drop give me 2 more serving cuz you know it dont stop
naama987 6 months ago
Hahahaha the distance formula xD
eric96961 7 months ago
1:25 LOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
kratos3111 7 months ago
XD if i didnt know better id swear u guys were high when u made this XD i love it XD
csqurriel 7 months ago
makes me wanna killmyself and reincarnate into asian lawl
takatoekoe 7 months ago 18
Funny:)
FerretChickl0vezJb 7 months ago
Hey I'm African and i eat rice..T.T
AfroxCanx 7 months ago 11
With all those water bottles he emptied, he probably made so many servings of rice.
SuperCaffeineAddict 7 months ago
Thumbs Up If You Stood Up And Ate Rice After Watching This :D
Yum
SilverDragon207 7 months ago
its so bad its great
dxforever14 7 months ago
im hungry now
XxDanaShepxX 7 months ago
He kinda funny XD
ElUnidentified 7 months ago
409 can't put their rice up
Riighted 7 months ago
I want your hat<3.
JokesssImLeonie 7 months ago
409 people people don't know how to slurp soup.
JokesssImLeonie 7 months ago
This is awesome!! Poppin' water in the rice, like an Asian is pretty much my favourite saying right now.
TheNintendoDuck 7 months ago
Lmfao "like chopsticks"! Hahaha ^.^
jinkiesdbot 7 months ago
Dude this is some funny shit bro, Did you make the song, cause thats pretty good. Good job! :D
stoneterminator 7 months ago
That ramen looked fuckin amazing
KradiaKid 7 months ago
funniest vid ever SUBBED..
dropdeadbitch69 7 months ago
he looks like an ugly rabbit..
figueroa1900 7 months ago
This just made my day!!!!!!!!!!! :D
jayjay875 7 months ago
Korean food wrappers? Or am I just getting the characters wrong? xD
xxxdokuxxxx 7 months ago
1.are you Asian Chinese or Japanese 2.the food looks nice is it and also if u hav a xbox 360 with live add LUNATICHULK99
99thelunaticgamer 7 months ago
@99thelunaticgamer He's Korean.... CHOCO HIEM
BIGBANGCRAZY111 7 months ago
406 people hate asians ? 0_o
Div3rsantas 7 months ago
so asian
haheehee1000 7 months ago
loll asian doin the robot. nice
ryanmorgan89 7 months ago
I love how they're all wearing glasses so we can't tell if they're asian or not. -__- :)
miskittyy 7 months ago
im a go go poop!!!
lutzjake135 8 months ago 3
lol that was crazy man!!!!!!I got my music on hear to peep it
lollipops46 8 months ago
HAHAHA!
LePonShow 8 months ago
At 3:21 ... Were they even Asians?!
leightontang 8 months ago
cool lol
hmayes1 8 months ago
like-chop-sticks
xBubblyGirl101x 8 months ago
he failed at 0:54 xD
awesome
ImbaFreez 8 months ago 2
Not the best parody I've seen but its still epic!!!!! Keep up the great work bro :)
MusicSnap13 8 months ago
dis go hard. keep makin more vids.
ps.
can u make1 for look at me now
chocolate4meppl 8 months ago
nice
2purpleluverz 8 months ago
What's Netflix have anything to do with this? LOL!
hazem203 8 months ago
clever
zionrocky 8 months ago
Like Chop Sticks! LOL!
TheAwsomeperson77 8 months ago
POODLES!!
MrAdrianthegreat 8 months ago
Best asian ever
iTzAChansey 8 months ago 76
@iTzAChansey no man the best asian is peter chao; look him up
MrUglybetty22 7 months ago
@iTzAChansey 2nd best nigahiga is the best asian ever
Uoper12 7 months ago
chopstick don't fly
eughene123 8 months ago
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lol when i watch this i gotta have some ramen in front of me
Madmelo101 8 months ago
you RACIST @#$%$
MARVELANIMATIONS 8 months ago
hahaha this made me laughed out loud so bad! good laughs at the gym is always good haha
oIshAznMillie0 8 months ago
He is So Asian
baam48 8 months ago
@baam48 so people can be racist to their own race
HaloReach5555 8 months ago
@HaloReach5555 its called a joke :D
wearesuper 8 months ago
Very good had me rofl
darkangelbb101 8 months ago
Lol that's funny! But why is it about chopsticks?
It's impossible to fly like chopsticks because chopsticks can't fly!
InstantOwnage999 8 months ago
Haha funny! But wouldn't it be "fry like chopsticks"???
LeeAnnTreePeace 8 months ago
how does asian food act crunk lmao
fluffybottomweasel16 8 months ago
wow thats funny
likeag6togo 8 months ago
wow thats awesome
brofomosho 8 months ago
how do you get that blinking glasses hah?hahaha
bimaknoxville 8 months ago
who else noticed that the rice defied gravity?
lovethemcrazyasshoes 8 months ago
Lol @ discriminant
Arestra 8 months ago
Lolz like if u is asian
kannyamon 9 months ago
1:36 is hella funnnyyyy!!!
imyourworst17 9 months ago
hahaha you are a funny dude, awesome vid
PrettyBritty1231 9 months ago
SUPER ASIANS
pjam18 9 months ago
azn fur durr win!!!!
hwieedo14 9 months ago
xDDDDDD it was funny
XxMrLikexX 9 months ago
Wish I had some rice right now. Id be putting my rice up.
fefebabes2 9 months ago
This is so awesome!
XxAwakenDarknessxX 9 months ago
poppin water in the rice......hahahahahahahahahah I love it man
dcthegreatest24 9 months ago
chopsticks don't fly....
wesleyshi 9 months ago
where did u get that hat!??!?!
x420ThisGUYx 9 months ago
398 people wish theu could be fly like chopsticks
BugzBunny49 9 months ago 74
:D:D:D:D:D niiiiice :D:D
gergerryo 9 months ago
398 don't feel fly like Chopsticks!
LeahJulianne 9 months ago
Ahahaha someone has to much te on ther hands lol but it's so funny x ;)
MyChemicalRomanceXPX 9 months ago
dude ive had this song in my head for days! :)
gr8freyta 9 months ago
lolz how does asian food act crunk?? :O
fluffybottomweasel16 9 months ago
2:19 epic pose
ZombieZzFTW 9 months ago
Love Asian food XD
iLuvSmartCars 9 months ago
luv your hat!
paiger885 9 months ago
itunes should so publish this any 1 agree :)
bombskillet99 9 months ago
lol! 1:36 nice video
espvp 9 months ago
fucking gook
TheTaylorGang916 9 months ago
Asians see there lives in wide screen XD...but it's stilll HD
TheGuitardude94 9 months ago
I eat them Asian rice wit chopsticks-not equation.
yayz4jenny 9 months ago
chopsticks that's a defense to other sticks
cocute2000 9 months ago
poppin water in the rice, like a asian....when we eat we do it right ...with equations...LOL
toobam3 9 months ago
hahaha
asianbluebear 9 months ago
his hat with the hands are doing the illuminati sign lol!!!!!
laobuddy540 9 months ago
God I love asian food! xD
punkyfishlottynew01 9 months ago
haha bets one out lool :)
taylampful 9 months ago
OMG!!! Dude, i LOVEEEEE ramen noodles!!!
harborview13 9 months ago
I WANT YOUR HAT! My Mickey hat is better though. xP
XxDevineSorrowxX 9 months ago
Gay+asain=Gaysian
SPETSNAZLLAMA 10 months ago
@iloveshannonmoore so you dont like chopsticks :O
thecoadwordis 10 months ago
You suck and your so aresis
TheAgent3000 10 months ago