But Hank is real! I heard him talk to me in a dream once, so he must be real!
Plus, when I got ill and asked Hank to help me out I got better. I didn't see Hank and the treatment of modern medicine I was given is irrelevant. There, solid proof!
LoL That would really get me some attention around here-I might get stoned (not the fun kind) if I wore it. Still, it might be a hoot to wear. It surely can't cause more of a rukus than the one my friend has that says, "I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the sofa."
You forgot to mention that you are only allowed to eat a wiener provided by a person of the opposite sex when one is starving and only enough to sustain life. Also, anyone who eats their own wiener or another man's wiener is an abomination and shall get their ass kicked by Hawk. =9
BTW, moderates ones let you eat your wieners on buns with condiments. They say it suffices you do it out of sight, discreetly. They don't want *the right* to put on you buns and buttocks what you want.
Hank is as real as it gets!!!
Suevtres 1 month ago
I love John's voice in this. Where is he supposed to be from?
ChaoticSupernova 2 years ago
I have no idea, possibly somewhere in England.
dechha1981 2 years ago
Brilliant!
DarkAssBastard 4 years ago 4
Haha, great!! It didn't take many seconds to connect the dots...
Paxmax 4 years ago 5
I have a new hero, at least another Hero. What a wonderful piece of faction.
ragetony 4 years ago 2
This is so subtle,man.I think it's brilliant- just take Numbers five and seven or two and nine.Five stars.
ShawnOfTheBrainDead 4 years ago 3
#12. Only those who really kiss ass with all their heart will understand the words of Hank.
Therefore, it will only make sense after the brainwashing is through.
melancholyid 4 years ago 7
Awesome. That shit was hilarious.
zbambam5 4 years ago 5
One word (which I've most likely just made up).
Awsomeness.
AmberNightwolf 4 years ago 4
But Hank is real! I heard him talk to me in a dream once, so he must be real!
Plus, when I got ill and asked Hank to help me out I got better. I didn't see Hank and the treatment of modern medicine I was given is irrelevant. There, solid proof!
Clutchology 4 years ago 6
so fantastic on so many levels...you make me go against my original plan to not name anyone TS winner twice in one year.
KingHeathen 4 years ago 3
came back to kiss hanks ass again!
nadiaTeeze 4 years ago
Brilliant
setzertrancer 4 years ago
Best version I've seen. Love the tee shirt. : )
phenixwryter 4 years ago
I know two websites where you can order real T-Shirts like that, actually.
dechha1981 4 years ago
LoL That would really get me some attention around here-I might get stoned (not the fun kind) if I wore it. Still, it might be a hoot to wear. It surely can't cause more of a rukus than the one my friend has that says, "I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the sofa."
So...what are the websites? ; )
phenixwryter 4 years ago 2
evolvefish dot com and darwinfish dot com
dechha1981 4 years ago
Txs for the info!
phenixwryter 4 years ago 2
You forgot to mention that you are only allowed to eat a wiener provided by a person of the opposite sex when one is starving and only enough to sustain life. Also, anyone who eats their own wiener or another man's wiener is an abomination and shall get their ass kicked by Hawk. =9
Shezmu 4 years ago 3
Superb!
SofaKingLoaded 4 years ago
lol!
SliceSupeRStaR 4 years ago
Great stuff, but you forgot to add that Hank doesn't kick your ass until you leave town, and no one has ever seen him kick anyones ass. :p
TheOptimisticSkeptic 4 years ago 2
Classic!
deelynn28 4 years ago
Great stuff!!
OnTheFritz602 4 years ago
HAH! This was the best analogy to the skeptic v. believer argument I've seen. The characters are great too, heh.
studio7manga 4 years ago
Great, ingenious.
BTW, moderates ones let you eat your wieners on buns with condiments. They say it suffices you do it out of sight, discreetly. They don't want *the right* to put on you buns and buttocks what you want.
italianchappy 4 years ago 2
Hah! Love it.
EvilZoe 4 years ago
gotta go with #7 :)
nadiaTeeze 4 years ago