Women Don't Want to Sleep With You BC You Suck AND....

[TheGirlieann]

this one is cute..awww

[marshalldylan333]

I had to dislike this vid... it had 666 dislikes i liked it though lol

[KiaranScath]

When she whips out a Ka-Bar and stabs a zombie. That would be love at first sight. Ok, I may be a little weird.

[michaelxmischief]

When I can look at her and not glance down every 3-7 seconds.

[shannonheart1]

....i can't believe he said jagoff. made my little pittsburghese heart so happy.

[trotzy40]

When I actually feel like looking at her face as much as her tits.



[tihteeeeees21]

Leaks... Wikileaks...

[battlecry75]

thank you

[battlecry75]

what is the name to the song at the end, JEEZUS its driving me crazy and i must listen to the whole thing

[Ezkblo]

@battlecry75 That would be Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire. Awesome song! :)

[paddy1663]

0.38 sec ejaculation face lol

[brainsareus]

you speak great truths in a jocular manner...good stuff.!!

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

QOTD: I just get a special feeling when i know i'm in love....in my pants

[ThomasLang41468]

I have been looking recently into these online dating websites.

Some are good, but there are a bunch of stright-up fake ones. I found a really good one just the other night that you really outta take a look at.

Here you go: DateSecrets. info

[ronaldo1messi0]

u must be a news reporter dude

[makemeanapple]

really john, really? LOLZ!

[Nightfire0077]

no offence but two and a half men is probobly better than this and i like it

[Kaine09]

@CrashCupcake Well not really... I've only watched this one... 1st and last... lol :p

[kwlkid1455]

two and a half men is better then ur show...

[TheElise5]

Hi poop

[br0d]

I hate rapidly edited shit like this

[dwermes]

@br0d Actually if you go back about 2 years you'll see that he doesn't have any rapidly edited anything. So there are many times that he stumbles around on his words and takes up needless space because he's trying to think of ways to speak properly in that second without stumbling on words.

[xxTaKe2xx]

tiger woods and asshole of the year ? in which universe are you living ?

[silkscasino]

du kleiner schwanzl*tscher

[nRxSpotlight]

Haha i watched it when it had 1,337,007 views xD

[trueSTUFF2296]

The owner of Wikileaks is a true Muckraker.

[tknewzealand]

You know something's wrong with you when this title shows in 'Recommended Videos'

[7248948moo]

Yay fable 3!!! Fun game

[penisland88]

you might say there was no dinos back then but hey this is my story bahaa

[MrThe4th]

@Pollux710 Thanks I had fun with it :)

[LillyPad113355]

I could watch your eyebrows wiggle all day

[ReasonablyRated]

I know I love someone when they're having a bad day and I want to know why and help them get through whatever they're going through. I know I love someone when it's been two years and I still love them for their supposed negatives and positives because they're /them/ and well, I wouldn't love /them/ if I didn't love who they were. I know I love someone when I'm willing to stick it through and trust them to do the same. (lol?) /because I'm absolutely not rambling

[stuffedpants01]

you know you are in love when the bitch rips the heart out of your chest and stomps on it... spits on it and walks away from it... and YOU are trying to make it up to her. Love ain't a blessing, it's a curse. Feels like the former, but definitely the latter. It brands you, and will follow you for the rest of your life. But that's the story I know... I could be wrong...

[ReasonablyRated]

@stuffedpants01 Well yeah it can hurt like fuck, that's part of it, right? Eh, I wouldn't know, I'm not good at knowing right and wrong. I don't think it's a curse though, despite the fact it can be hell. And yeah the bad things stay with you for a long while, more like --- well for some, the people that a person loves and that leaves them or they leave and they regret it, or etc, the people stay forever in their mind and it can tear them up or at least make things difficult- but when you're

[ReasonablyRated]

@stuffedpants01 sharing it, both equivilently or relevently so, it can be pretty positive as well. I guess it depends on where you're at for what it is to you, and the type of relationship you have and how geniune the love is between two people as it grows either equally or not so equally, as can happen. fjasdf bahhh I'm saying the obvious and stuff; But I don't think love itself is a curse.  Basically. Augh so much blag for saying something so simple sorry;

[OathOfOdium]

3:49

*nods

*nods

*moving head left and right from disappointment

"Fuck Nooo"

[vrofosho]

god damn it. i laugh my ass off every fucking time.

[thebasket71]

@kazleberry wow u are a whore

[69venom420]

2 and a half man is the shit.....you suck phil...

[Ryushai]

Women don't have a lower sex drive. What we have is an entire society that criticizes us for being sexual waaaaaay more than men are criticized.

[Funkygrash]

Just my opinion ... and truth ! 

[FreyazTwin]

Buck ass naked :)

[snakeoo7ca]

i need his thinking.

[shkeillor]

really jon reaaally lmao! i laughed so hard on that part

[soccerstarnickgmail]

Holy crap over a million viewers on like most of his videos

[1mousiegirl]

1.you dotn seem fat.. kudos on losin the weight 2. your hilarious... 3....just sayin.. the jew thing.. my friends messed with me... if you lose your jewish audience.. they have no sense of humor.. i thank my friends for makin me well rounded... and thank you.. you are ok

[AfricaniAM]

when you can forgive them no matter what they do to you

[weeb877111]

I get this tingly feeling in my tummy! Well actually it's a little lower...OK it's my dick!

[USasianboy]

when the person makes me laugh a lot and turns me on with their fart

[0RedTree0]

"he could get kicked i the nuts and spit out GOLD COINS" BWHAHHAHAHHAHAHA ILOVE U :,)

[HeartsofStrawberry]

QOTD: When all the stupid songs make sense.

[MichaelJacksonLov01]

This was actually on my birthday! :)

[f1ghter63]

@MichaelJacksonLov01 haha i was just wonder, if any happen to watch this on their birthday. lmfao

[12cherrysakura]

Idk. When even after two years of him abstaing from sex, he's still with me. And trust me, before we met he got plenty of pussy.

[bunnydevil19]

I know i love the person when they do something really retarded things and I only smack them a little bit. JK....or am i.......

[OlwSoul]

I watched the interview and though I am very confused as to what happened, wether it be bad, horrible or down right the most hellish event ever she had no right to contuine on with the question and after he had repeatley said not to. And said itin a kindly manner. Just my view. (:

[alamsamarendu]

Online Asian women  busizz4me.info

[ScreamxxRadio]

I love you...

[lonewolfM16]

why do you always use stuff as your sponsor that toby uses for cute win fail (who uses it first)

[MrShoelayce]

So SELF-CENTERED Phil !! xD.

[Lardothefox]

When you would take it in the but for them

.. Lols

[tyson01250514]

when they leave you

[mgwtube12]

my friend told me that his brother told him that when your penis starts getting bigger when you look at a girl that means you love her. so after you tell her you love her you pee in her mouth and the next day you have a baby.

[DaRealPatMan]

Whats the song when he displays the comments? It's not in the description and Shazam doesn't have a match ...

[nsane63d]

new vegas is tight

[ZAKKX210]

when i get a boner?....i love too many people...sigh

[DarkSigiles]

How should I know? I've been together with the same girl for 2.5 years, has to be for some reason I guess.

[Bullets2YahHead]

Whats the difference between a booty call true love and a show off you may ask? Spit, swallow, and gargle

[windbreakerful]

woooooo new vegas!!!! best games ever fallout three r u on xbox or ps3?

[josh1mcfc]

I want u in and around my mouth

[rayjbay]

NEW VEGAS IS AWESOME!!!

[nashclooney]

@rayjbay thank you for being random

[TheMystikalmage]

very snappily dressed!

[HomoHabilisGaming]

sxephil your awsome...

[kelleysw]

you know you're in love when all the songs make sense

[samgoddam]

when you talk to her for 2 days in a row without break 

[koolguy728]

comon now, two and a half men is funny

[liambauckhamtest]

women want to sleep with this guy watch?v=OQISqWkWcz4

[lollipopthetalkindog]

Hey you fuckin sex drive fuck off!

[VolodymyrOnyshchenko]

Я тебя ненавижу

[CrysVe]

you know your in love when they vomit (be it from a horrid disease or a wine cooler to many) on your upholstery and you don't push them out...

[LittleMissWhaleFail]

HEY, sex drive. goin the speed of light. screw off.

[KdogPrime]

I know I love somebody when I don't feel an overwhelming urge to cave in their stupid face with the nearest heavy object when they tout what they heard on the Philip DeFranco show as an Undisputed Universal Truth.

[csibratlvnv]

I know I love somebody when I don't stare off into space or randomly make facial gestures at blank air when they speak. Atleast I think that's what I'd do.

[cielvadordali]

I can feel it(love) in my balls!!! They tingle... Except I am a girl so I don't know how that happened...

[VictoryFire88]

xoxashleighxxox I know! I really need to get laid! lol But I'm too picky when it comes to sex. lol

[RFMongoose]

u know, any other industry I'd say good luck, but the porn industry might actually have what it takes to stop pirating.

[13Knives1]

You only really know for sure after they leave you.

[user42saoirse]

QOTD: my balls go tingly

[preciouzbori]

Ily! :)

[iaMyla]

If that doesn't work, just leave her? JUST LIKE THAT? Well thank you.... Thats just great.... I had so much respect for you, and now, I just don't even know anymore.....

[sickphil71]

Capri Anderson is not a hooker! She does not stand on a street corner, selling blow jobs! She lies in a bed selling blow jobs--she's a porn star, which is so much classier.

[TehTyg13]

@sickphil71, don't forget, she does all this while being filmed.

[sickphil71]

@TehTyg13 Oops, sorry--I forgot that VERY important skill. You're right, she does geting filmed while selling her knob shines.

[gtprince88]

Dude you look like if frankenstein got angry then fought with some tweezers and his eye brows, guess who won? Wasn't your hair line! Hahahaha

[Armazillo]

QOTD: When the erection you get over them doesn't last more than six seconds.

[azman1559]

shsklh ghbe

[xpertbabe]

U suck

[onelaststand1]

this show looks like its slowly killing you dude not even kidding all ur latest shows u look really pale and tired man

[Uncandescent]

The lack of dinosaurs in the caveman era just makes it that much more impressive when one gets taken down.

[Vitalvoid]

thumbs up if kazleberry will make the perfect wife

[063945562]

new vegas haha amazing

[Brillio18]

Tying you up to my bed

and gagging you with your own panties

and sticking my wiener in between your boobies

and cumming all over your chin equals love...

or so I've been told...

[TheTeeOhDoubleD]

dream haunting = love

[xgodxinxhumanxformx]

charlie sheen is the chuck norris of acting

[pbandjapparel]

i like fable 3 ....... :)

[Hypie5143]

Too awesome..

[BrazenlyIrish]

I loved your commentary on Fox News and CNN... I was hoping I wasn't the only one seeing this shit and feeling like ... "wtf?"

[supercool1412]

loooooooooooooooool at 1:26

[bridgetyourbud]

Phil... seriously? there is nothing "wrong" with women who are not aroused.... LOL.... who are your sources on that story? You need to read about the History of Tantra, google it, its about 3 paragraphs... I swear, many girls become frigid because theyre unsatisfied constantly. Men dont realize they need to touch the clit. penis inserted into vagina does not do it for women. get this through your headss.

[Johnahue23]

QOTD: When they're name is Zooey Deschanel.

[Hoolysegoo]

That blue wall is KILLING my eyes... go back to the cool backdrops with the many clocks ;)

[ShimmySnail]

It wasn't cocaine the news I watched said crack and meth. Way better.

[suzitobi350]

you know you love someone when you stop thinking about yourself and think of them more

[NuPappa]

I don't care for your new studio. The sound is horrible and I miss the cool backgrounds from your home office. Blue is depressing.

[Sharkskillyou]

You know when someone loves you by the look in their eye, the smile on their face, and genuine feeling of inner happiness. (inner giggidy)

[LeedsLunatic]

Charlie Sheen is my Hero : )

[tienshenhan86]

NEW VEGAS IS OUT!!!!! IV'E BEEN SO BUSY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THAT!!!FUCK HAVING ALIFE, GLAD I CLICKED HERE!! I GATTA GO. ALSO MY CAPS IS BROKEN.

[ckeeton13]

Shut up  !!!!!!

[videti24]

Shut up

[spongebobsmokes]

fuck you,you have new vegas and fable 3 lol

[RikkytheCoolKat]

@spongebobsmokes I hear fable 3's really good

[emilyae]

Phil I can tell that you really love your gf. In that one video, I've never seen you so smiley and cute. I'm glad you're a good guy.

I know I love my bf because I can quote "The Mexican" and say I never get to that point where enough is enough.

[emilyae]

Really john???? REALLY?? lmfaaaooooo

[GAAVproductions]

check us out! we're just two 16 years olds making spoofs

[TheLadyRedx]

Lol, ur pretty funny, but I can't help thinking ur just another person trying to be like RWJ, but I only came across you today, so I could be wrong. Still, made me smile :)

[emilyae]

@TheLadyRedx the styles of videos are not alike at all. RWJ only reviews viral videos. Philly talks about news stories and maybe shows ONE cute youtube video. RWJ and Phil are BOTH my faves, because they review dfferent things and have a different kind of humor. Watch both. :) You'll really like phil.

[Zetsu101019]

you know when you're in love (or have had some other significant experience) when the songs make SENSE.

[SpiritedxAway]

@Zetsu101019

I know. You are exactly right.

[IgnoringTree]

New Vegas WOOT

[elmoonfire456]

You love someone if they're wearing a suit and or fancy clothes. Congrats, you have my love.

[hellllllllooooooooo]

i love anyone whos alergic to taco seasoning

[sillylittleblondes]

You know when you love someone when you're willing to put up with all their shit.

[trunksbrief1]

REALLY JOHN?! REALLY?! HAHHHAHA

[ZarinaShenanigans]

Low sex drive, eh? All I know is when a guy I never noticed before decides to give me a cute,sly smile accompanied by puppy dog eyes, I go bananas. ...At which point I bring up my boyfriend so it doesn't go anywhere I don't want it to XD

[SuperCombat101]

Yeah! Love your show. Gonna love it forever now that i know your a fallout fan.

[BranDtada]

oooh Phil.....You started "happy birthday" at the end of your videos 2 days after my birthday :-(

[lilgangstabling]

How do I know when I love someone? When I watch your show :) ILY

[TheCh1m3r0]

I didnt think i could have any more respect for you until you wore a suit.

[r15835]

I think thats the only chiwawa or watever the fuck you call'em i would actually like and care for! that lil dog is baaaaaaadaaaaaaaass!

[NewbHunter7235]

u know u love someone when u get a panzerserhec in your pants (WWII talk which means HUGE boner)

[mila88323]

dont like the new background... reminds me too much of what's the buck O.o !!!

[TheZickoPuppets]

@platano11354 Links dumbass.

[TheZickoPuppets]

@platano11354 Whatever man learn to write before you start calling people idiots..

[ObamaLovesYOU]

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Obama's "The Nation is Sexy" video response!

HERE at ObamaLovesYOU!

[kazleberry]

i know i love my fiance because i really love cooking him a steak sandwhich, bringing him a beer and giving him a blowjob while he plays x box.

[RavenTheBlack]

@kazleberry lmao not a female, but caught the sarcasm. Love it.

[ddduuuddde]

@kazleberry That would be the most RIDICULOUSLY HARD round of CoD EVER.

[PRpride89]

@kazleberry HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[StupendousHillis]

@kazleberry if you ever leave him ill be waiting