The Contradictor

[ChicaGorilla312]

i was going to make a gay comment, butt fuck it

[UnionHighsLadyL]

The ending was hilarious!

[copperwopper]

.........dnt drop the soap. ur way2 pretty 2 b sum guys bitch

[MrMrDtime]

where is IT!

[boringgrass]

@K1llerSpades lol nice one

[lovesirius]

You are constantly contradicting yourself!

NO I'M NOTyes I am....

[blackscent]

THIS WAS AMAZING..

i laughed so hard..

I haven't laughed so much in a yotuube video in a long time..

the pissing part was the best..

[CherryJane20]

The dead guy looks kind of like Toby McGuire.

[justahotfriend]

HAHAHA I LOVE IT XD

[commentM0NSTER]

0:45 ew

[SoFcknSxy]

The last scene... made this.

[MrQuickRick]

LMAO! This is better than watching TV! No pointless commercials that takes up 90% of your time.

[nemohorosho]

"this makes no sense" NO! this makes perfect nonsense

[bootiesz]

@nemohorosho That was just redundant..

[karbine409]

lol

[VeronasLove]

the guy with the dreads is hot

[charlottemariesmith]

@VeronasLove

oh yea

[RubyTeeg]

@VeronasLove I went to school with him... He's a really great musician and he's now touring with Bruno Mars =)

[thatispro]

i lold

[kcdcakadec1pher]

whos is this cat lol ok NO IM NOT AN ASS HOLE YES I AM LMAO 

[Trisinz]

'You know what they do to little guys like you in prison..'

'What..'

'Well I don't know, I'm asking you...'

Win.

[jaylovesbarcelona]

what a dumbass video... with 2 much intelligence 

[farhammer1]

@jaylovesbarcelona are you meaning to say you have no idea what Contradiction means? because thats what Google is for

[jaylovesbarcelona]

@farhammer1 no smart guy my comment itself was a contradiction read it agian how can a video be dumb and be too intelligent? thats a contradicting statement like the video.. maybe you need google a little more than i do

[farhammer1]

@jaylovesbarcelona technically 'dumbass' can be interchanged with 'has no point'

[jaylovesbarcelona]

@farhammer1 your looking to much into it buddy

[farhammer1]

@jaylovesbarcelona no i don't believe i am

[jaylovesbarcelona]

@farhammer1 lol wow if its that important to you bro then im wrong and your right you win ok im sorry for posting a comment on a funny youtube video that made you feel it was necessary to tell a total stranger over the internet he needs to google the word contradiction i truley do apologize sir.. geez

[kcdcakadec1pher]

FUNNY AS HELL ....."you know what they do to pretty guys like you in prison?" what....?; "........i dont know .....im asking you''

[Ivanrossoconnor]

@kcdcakadec1pher yes we seen the vid why u saying it again??asshole

[jewelopmb]

i watch this show at thementalistepisode . com

[not12stare]

@jewelopmb really? Because it's just a spoof, dumbfuck. quit spamming, you suck.

[magicgirl114]

do you know what they do to pretty little guys like you in prison?

what?

I don't know I'm asking you, do you know?

[gibberish126]

This fucking sucks. I cant wait to watch it. :D

[JustinPierce1226]

For those who dont understand, read it again: This was complete shit... But really was awesome!

[JustinPierce1226]

This was complete shit... But really rocked my jerkstick!

[Csol15]

Thumbs up if you'd like to see this on TV! xD

[RemusNesrinWang]

0:13 - 0:20! :D:D

[YeZhik5]

Everyone dies at the end, sorry guys

[2wisdom3]

i didnt see that punch. well i should say punches coming! i dont think that guy did either lmao 0:16

[JacksBoobProductions]

@2wisdom3

Well now everyone else does. Thank you dearly for telling everyone exactly what happened in the video even if they haven't seen it yet.

[2wisdom3]

@JacksBoobProductions LOL my bad didnt mean to spoil if 4 you

[2wisdom3]

I LIKe the contradictor! he is so damn funny 5 stars!

[C4SSIExo]

thanks for wasting 1:14 minutes of my life. 5 stars.

[Tom13ombadil]

lol his facial hair looks like my pubes

[Qt4life6179]

sad thing is...this will be airing soon. LOL

[TheUncutAngel]

this shitty ass video makes me so angry i could just LOL.

[meregaspawn]

"Do you know what they do pretty little guys like you in prison" "What?" "I don't know I'm asking you" Best part ever!

[shackelfrdace69]

i love that man's beard, though i absolutely despise his facial hair.

[finemellow]

Very clever sketch. And awesome comments!

[musigu1]

hahaha AWESOME ending.

[Lacktardo]

The TrollaDicktor.

lol

[novie8787]

"the Contra - DICK - tor"

[deceased94]

@novie8787 really bro?

[DrRadicalMD]

Very funny (...but "Murder" and "Homicide" ARE different...)

[ForceRecon198]

@DrRadicalMD They are both the killing of people so... are they different? Not really.

[DrRadicalMD]

@ForceRecon198 Really? You sure about that? Look it up.

[ForceRecon198]

@DrRadicalMD Yeah, i'm a realist, not someone who lives by the book.

[masic88]

hee hee!

y'all are funny!

[bervismcbuttface]

50 sec. is pretty funnie yall

[teresagraz]

this really should be a movie or a show. im just someone who does what i want regardless of consiquesnses. :) do you know? *drops badge* *picks it up*

[teresagraz]

this really should be a movie or a show. im just someone who does what i want regardless of consiquesnses. :) do you know? *drops badge* *picks it up*

[CatiCullen]

this was better than all those shitty crime dramas combined!!! ahahah

[HarryPotterFan3394]

"NO I AM NOT! Yes I am!"

XD

Sounds like me all the time.

[TheDeadLegacy]

"You think you scare me?! Cause I just pissed my pants!'

[TrollPic]

I'd watch this

[seekingforytrebil]

"Do you know what they do to pretty guys like you in prison?"

[JaySoKnown]

Umm, if you didn't check out the persons

PAGE! before you start calling something

fake, It's not based on this being "Fake"

nor being real, It's comedy...

[thagodfather007]

@JaySoKnown yea a failed comedy

[JaySoKnown]

@thagodfather007

So why did you even say anything since

your response is going to be negative?

[thagodfather007]

@JaySoKnown

[rumpwrestler]

@thagodfather007 YEH a failed godfather. JESUS RULES ....FOR FUCKING SURE@

[thagodfather007]

@rumpwrestler wtf random bastard

[sethboy66]

@thagodfather007 no fuck its called a show its not real dumbass

[thagodfather007]

@sethboy66 fuck u

[sethboy66]

@thagodfather007 wow that was a real good come back

[thagodfather007]

@sethboy66 look point is by flaggin this video youll help the planet earth be a better place

[nyjacobs92]

"you are constantly contradicting yourself"

"NO I AM NOT, yes i am" lmao

[Jpmiklo]

Lmao. The guy with the dreds is hot.

[rfcb200]

Murder? Nope... Homicide!

[CZnoob]

rofl? wtf

[YadhiraZ]

LMAO!

[t0psecretshit]

hahaha

[krsforever]

Hahahahahahahaha :D.

[haruhi5867]

lol i loved it........

[selig7]

ha ha

[Horvatitsch]

'No I am not - yes I am'

LOL

[britneyslut]

i would watch that show

[StaraziaSelin66]

No I'm not! Yes I am.

[LuckyDuckyDaisy123]

0:51

i think everybody knows

SURPRISE BUTT SECKS! :0 hahahaha

[britneyslut]

lol

[envagelium]

lol :You think you look scary!!!!???... cuz i just peed on my pants!!! xD

[lilweeva1]

murder? nope homicide..lol

[PunksOnThinIce]

LOL @k1llerSpades

[WeThePersons]

When I read the title of this I knew I was going to LOVE it. =D Great Video.

[HaliFins]

lol

[SilverSequence]

"YOU THINK IM GONNA HIT YOU?!" "well i aint going to do it" *Hit* *Hit* *Hit* Lmao XD

[Jokaanan]

The end was brilliant :) Very funny sketch

[baileytango]

I just subbed

[Brianf66999]

I laughed out loud at the end.

[hosweetim89]

This doesn't make any sense, though I understand it fully.

[agentbuckwald86]

@hosweetim89

ah hahahaha! that comment actually made me laugh out loud. nice

[SmoothMM]

Except "Men of a Certain Age"....

[ruisir1]

littarly

[kaligirl2001]

this is so not funny... well, yeah its its funny

[joshuatreet]

CONTRADICT THIS! NO DON'T!

[jetterbetters1985]

oh my gosh, that made my frickin' day!

[xemmas]

LOL XD

[NinjaProdonmrkII]

lolz, tru DaT

[SlayerT21]

" u think ur scaring me pal , cuz i just pissed my pants " LMAO

[teresagraz]

murder? nope homicide. HAHA this guy sounds like me!. no he doesnt. yes he does!

[VertSk8er12]

murder? nope, homicide. XD

[meetamyphillips]

The Contradictor! YEAH!

[ymonkey333]

more of those

[Redemptioner123]

LOL, He confuses them to death...

[rimcap239]

ROFL

[defiantwon33]

that was fucking hillarious.

[robert777m]

I liked the end:) turns in his badge and takes it back. lol

[nerual92]

"do you knwo what they do to pretty little guys like you in prison?"

"what."

"i don't know...i'm asking you. do you know?"

[soradg]

I love his kissing face after he says, "I don't mix business with pleasure" Priceless!

[sweetestluv]

lmfao....

[125TVThird]

murder, no homicide,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol its the same thing lmao

[AznCup]

@125TVThird Lol

*Puts badge on table...*

"..."

*I changed my mind, I don't want to quit.*

Hahahaha

[125TVThird]

lmao

[GreatestSingerEver01]

Hilarious!

[Qermaq]

If you enjoyed this, look for the vid Opposite Day.

[Atroll995]

pause it at 17 and see how FAKE AND GAY it is

[shiva4ever]

@Atroll995

Isn't that the POINT of a parody... lol

[imsohappy11]

well duh, like he would actually punch the guy.

[PeaceDreamChaser]

go up to your address bar, put the letter "Q" between the words you and tube, then press enter or click go" When you are finished, check your email!

[Foodisgood]

Everything on their channel is funny as hell.

[bigfella11]

hahahaha

[volch1]

do you know what they do to pretty little guys like you in prison!? what? i dunno im asking u. hahahahahahaha

[purplezeke]

HAHAHAHHA

[SuperNumber19]

HAHa this is not funny.. and no.. I will not give it a five.. Yes I AM. (XD) have a 5 not!.. not? (:p)

[PillowDood]

He took his badge back. LMAO!

[milograamans]

Wow...

[mccinima]

Def funny. I'm behind you guys. Keep goin

[Tuscora]

Very funny

[iwantram3n]

LMFAO wow i expected this to get old fast but yet again i underestimated thesecondcitynetwork's comedy genius...

[tam705618]

LOL

[ReploideY]

This video sucks!

NO.... actually, is awesome.

[takeemetoo]

hahaha he takes his badge back lolol

[colebiz]

funny shit you guys need more views

[highhorse313]

Reality is setting in. Excellent!

[AliceSnowberry]

Haha that was clever :-)

[LordRehan]

rofl

[revolutionarywarfare]

haha

[sugarplumapathy]

woo first