Drunk Jeff Goldblum 2

[Cooldudecal2]

Lol beige

[artistwithouttalent]

Have they been in thinking jail?

[SimonB198207]

'THAT'S NATS! THAT'S NATS!'

Jeff Goldsblum just sounds right when he's slowed down. Hear him talk unedited and it sounds like someone's speeded him up.

THAT's nats...

[Toomuchtime5798]

Ish never, cause its one of the wurts collars

It'sss hardly even a collar.

[Sabohaque]

Steve Jobs died today.... that's natz...

[carson1241]

wow, slowed down footage of jeff, and ppl think he's drunk.

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[1cen1ne]

@carson1241 wow, another cynical asshole that clearly doesn't recognize a joke.

I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUTUBE ANYMORE (another joke, just in case you weren't clear)

[BakuninsBeard]

@carson1241 ARE YOU IN THINKING JAIL?

[kylerlng]

This sounds exactly like the marketing strategy of every mac sheep I've come across

[moarfeene]

"that's craaaazy"

Sounds like a real stoner, right there.

[skwiskar664]

Jeff after dentist

[brotherdarek]

He sounds like Jimmy Stewart in this...or did I mention this before somewhere...

[GarththeVader]

Think different by listening to Jeff Goldblum shitfaced!

[digitalbath3]

This sounds like a really bizarre version of 'little fluffy clouds' by the orb.

[partisan49]

um but ah! if i may..

[TheGrandFinalex]

fuck jeff goldblum man i love beige

[raveille]

"have they been in thinking jail...that's crazy!" classic.

[lisochek1]

lol sounds just like a drunken rant lmao

[BarakaObama2012]

I think he's drunk all the time lol.

[shutterhappy85]

7 people like beige.

[SimonB198207]

'... becaush itsh one of thuh worsht colours...'

i reckon he's a fun kind of drunk... : )

[kope2kope]

Even the dialogue makes him sound drunk.

[4cornersofmyworld]

"have they been in thinking jail?"

[Lornadun8]

oh my god

thats lose different ''melody''

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

I did twelve years in thinking jail. Professor Xavier was my cellmate.

[mskiara18]

I still find him sexy even when he's drunk lol ❤

[Flyingnifozro]

MR ROGERS!!!

[jininberry]

he sounds like the guy from naked lunch

[Aaronamations]

best one

[eedobaba7726]

Why has every apple commecrial had only a plain white background?

Thaaat's nuuuts!

that's craaaaazy!

Have they been in thinking jail?

[stainglassfox]

@eedobaba7726 The whole point of the apple design is not to say "Hey look, our computers are awesome!!", it's about making the experience about your content. So white backgrounds? Yep, but you can wear whatever you want because what's in the background doesn't matter compared to your content.

[Lambrechtsen]

Becauzzizitz one ofthe wurzzt colourzzzz!

[eruption257]

that's NOTS!! that's NOTS!! have they been in THINKING jail?! that's CRAZEE.

[TheBeatlesNvrDie5]

Have they been in Thinking Jail? ... It's crazy...

[weeks87]

smoking some stuff there jeff...

[AngelArtists]

He's a total piss-head. Always drunk on set, always forgetting his lines & ALWAYS slagging off Beige!!!!

This proves it!

[Nancycarigen]

I just had a laugh attack. I swear i think i was clinicaly dead for 2 minutes there

[blakiecakes419]

Fuck Bage.

[nerdelicious5]

lol even the music sounds drunk

[SCOTTFESTMUSIC]

hahahaha

[vettafaene]

Must go faster

[Tuneman1984]

hahaha!

[rammice]

LOL my mom had that same computer way back when, as soon as she was released from Thinking Jail that was the first thing she bought

(True Story. Except for the jail part) =P

[J4J0k3r]

Best drunken goldblum yet

[impyshmimpy]

iz one a da wors cooooolooooors

[titandown]

where is the original version?

[eedobaba7726]

oatmeal or saaaaaaannddd.........

that's NUUUuTS!

That's craaaazy....

XD

[jcgamer107]

have they been in tthhhhiiinnnnking jaaaiilll??

[CCRkunk88]

the video is just put in slow

still its hilarious hahaha

[anvilaniahhhhh]

wow, he's kinda hot.  drunk, but hot.

[jessiep02]

OMG LOL Jail?!! LOL

[milkkart]

and now apple does nothing but white ¬_¬

[CheeseMoe13]

LOL. It is a different color so you should buy it.

:P

[titandown]

thats what they were thinking

[Autobot71Ironhide]

That's nuts.

[stevenrichardangus]

thats nuts. thats naaaaaaatz

[sevenetta]

have thay beenin thinking jaaail??????

LOL.

[claudiaisgood]

LMAO. Better than the original Drunk Jeff Goldblum in my opinion.

[Wirewolf616]

He's not dead. Curse u Today on Nine.

[TheJabberwock]

RIP Jeff Goldblum

[preske]

he's not dead

[modomouse00]

he definitely sounds more high than drunk :)

[ncc1701xx]

He's not dead it's a hoax

[kelsey99ify]

Oh my god Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff in New Zealand and died :(

[WiseWeeabo]

Someone should compile all his ads and edit out the macintosh stuff, so that he just rambles on about nonsense instead

[facemash]

I am in favor of this.

[rammice]

@facemash as am i!

[MisterSr1240]

thats nutz! thats nutzzz!

[diamonddave247]

when i get out of thinking jail, i want a bowl of oatmeal and nutzzz, thats nutzzz sprinkled with saaaand....craaaazy!

[tromafan420]

Obviously just a slowed down version of the original commercial, still funny as hell though

[peaceandlove60894]

hahahahahah!!!!!omg this is a:the best one of all of em and b:probably the FUNNIEST thing i've EVER SEEN!!!lmao

[hoigaard]

Honestly the funniest thing I've seen in god knows how long. Holy balls...

[DJ8Chief]

i would probably name the title "Jeff Goldblum high........again"

[gnomeslayer256]

anything with jeff goldblum is amazing. end of story.

[tunabake3000]

I remember this commercial from when i was a kid! funny stuff

[mntlPurple]

lol awsme!!!!!!!!!

[AncientGearEngineer]

I just got out of thinking jail a few days ago.

[DutchSchultz777]

beiggge..

[MontajBlaze]

Hahaha, Jeff Golblum's voice just works perfectly with "drunkiness", XD.

[peaceandlove60894]

deff :) i think just the way he sounds and the way he articulates stuff when you it down it just works amazingg

[FilmsForFustilarians]

I did four years in "Thinking Jail". The strange thing is, I can't seem to remember it.

[iCamiloTV]

you know, I have slowed down videos of my teachers, and they do not sound drunk... but when you slow this guy down... ohhh, he is surely drunk!

[thedude00000]

"thats like not even a color"

[vettafaene]

Thatz kray-C

[Danex5o]

thats natz, thats natz

[DarkJedi375]

Your comment made me go o_O

Then I saw the end of the video and I nearly wet myself laughing at it.

Thank you for making me laugh.

[manofiorn]

that's NuUuUuUTtTtTtTsSsSsSSsSs

[WillWivell]

the slowed music really suits this. It sounds like drunk music.

[BooNube]

@WillWivell It sounds like something Tom Waits would put out.

[ikkarussfrunkis]

Ya! me too! lazlow rules.

[1divaaa]

too funny! i've been in those shoes a million times. lol

[iMacLover65]

HiLaRiOuS

[doctorjosiek]

oh god thats great

[osubzwari]

Fuckin hillarioussss

[888MCR888]

Ha, ha... Jeff Goldblum's great...

And... Beige is actually my favorite color.

[steveprutz]

THAT'S NAUTS.... THAT'S NAUTS!

[VariedInterest]

That's craaaazyyyyyy.

[omarfan1231]

guess what im selling? wrong again. jeff goldblum wafers. now each cracker looks like a tiny jeff goldblum.

look up "jeff goldblum wafers". it happens to be one of two seth comedy skits that didnt suck ass.

[BRANSCOMBEx]

fuck what a small head

[DionysianOne]

This sounds more like Jeff Goldblum after a few bowls or a couple of blunts.

..."whaaa, were...they in thh-hinkinnn shhail"

[surfingthechaos]

That's what I was thinking. This one is more stoned than drunk.

[Riccio7213]

thatssss nuttsssss, thattttsssss nuttsssss

[DJLoxDown]

lol, that was funny

[pepeledog]

Now THIS is GREAT ACTING!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!!

[GFVC1]

Wow, I'm actually laughing at Jeff Goldblum; not because he's one of the most pathetic actors out there but because this is actually funny.

[HeyYou711]

your pathetic to think he is! And is sad to see idiots like you believing this is for real! The asshole slowed down the video! Your such an asshole!!

[GFVC1]

No shit fuck-wad. I knew the vid was slowed to make it look like this. I remember the real commercial, wasn't tool long ago. And how am I pathetic to think he is? There's more acting talent in a pile of dog shit than in Jeff Goldblum. Yes, he has appeared in some big name films such as "Independence Day" and "Jurassic Park", but that still doesn't mean he's a good actor. He's sperm that should have been swallowed.

[hckia]

no.

[Anarion18]

"...because its one of the worst colors."

xD LMFAO!!!!! My favorite quote from this video! ROFL! 5/5.

[heathazed]

That´s NATZ!

[Millard3]

how did they slow this down? video editing software?

[rex232]

make me sleepy

[XxPurpleChainsxX]

That's...NUUUUTS. That's NUUUUUTS!

[graffiti4LIF3]

he looks and sounds more stoned then drunk

[hckia]

word... lol

[DaPieguyStudios]

whassh the deall with...beeeiigshh, its...blandh, like oatmeeaalll or.......shaaannddd

[bc100m]

Oh my god this is f-ing funny as hell! I wonder if the slow-down/pitch-up technique works on anyone else as good as jeff goldblum!

[Yeah5060]

I'm pretty sure jeff is in thinking prison in this video lol.

[stevenmorrisEP]

this is my halloween costume!

[n30man]

oh I heard it wrong, "that's NUUUUTSH, that's NUUUUTS!"

[n30man]

thaaat's NOOONSHEEENSHE!!

[metrestick]

"that's crazzzyyy.." I love that.

[UtterlyMoot]

youre telling me apple advertised based on the COLOUR of their computers? and they are still in business!? wow. imagine if a car company did that lol

"get the new mazda3, its NOT BEIGE!"

[medicide]

People buy products based on physical appearance AS WELL AS technological capacity. I don't think anyone in the market for a computer (or car, for that matter) believes they are just buying a colorful "shell". The ad's focus on color is to connect the consumer with the emotional and lifestyle aspect of purchasing a computer. I suppose when you go purchase a car, it doesn't matter if it's ugly as sin, as long as it moves?

[erick103]

"People buy products based on physical appearance AS WELL AS technological capacity"

Mac has lost based on that statement..

their technological capacity is, FAIL

[ELkuken]

the hell it is. fanboy

[SerasAtomsk]

but.... its not BEIGE!

[12audi31]

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[KAFreshwater]

Here's where I lose it every time:

"Thas NAHTS ... thass knots!"

[MrSoprano0125]

It's beeeeiiiigggggggeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[Aliciaruy00]

Please, I am a French girl, so I didn't understand what he had said, if someone speak French could he translate for me ? Thank you very much

Kiss

ALicia

[kieferslover1949]

that's nuts!

[LoganMarvel]

OMG Dude this Jeff Drunk shit is pricless! Keep adding more!

[dxfan1989]

Beige is sah bland....iss liiake oatmeal

[MrSoprano0125]

The music in the background just fits Goldblum in a drunken rambing! LOL!

[monkmellon]

I am sure some computer geeks had this exact argument after a couple of zimas back in the early nineties

[webslinger82989]

Dang, I wonder what Jeff sounds like when he really is drunk? My guess is this video would be dead on.

[BrattyLord]

Must go Faster.

[FelixAtrox]

Funny!

'Have they've been in thinking jail?! That's cra~azy...'

[TedMoon87]

Bahaha, I almost like this better than the first one. He sounds stoned out of his mind.

Have they been in thinking JAIL?!?

[esthnocentriquaville]

I like the drunk music as well.

[EuroCarfan00]

the only thing that is not drunk in this commercial is the iMac!

[BigGordonLips]

the content is very drunk-like on top of it all.

[audreyyyrose]

i agree.

[phrankle]

This is better than having sex on a rainbow.

[TheHill88]

I AGREE, SIR!!! SOOO GOOD.

[LiaRaye]

I love Jeff too!!

[notatypewriter]

This is just as great as my original!

[1cen1ne]

yep, every here needs to thank notatypewriter for my inspiration!

[MrSoprano0125]

(The next day) JEFF: Ooooooooh what have I been drinkin?!?!

WHAT!!! I DID A CRAPPY COMPUTER ADVERT?!?!?! WHY DID THE COMPANY SPIKE MY DRINK??!!!!!

[jacksfilms]

LOVE this!

[pnknrck]

lol, man these are so awesome!

[SirRoxo]

sounds like he's also high as drunk :D

[Adelaidey]

That's nuts, that's NUTS. Have they been in... thinking... jail? That's crazy.

[hislove4ever7]

LMAOLMAO

[Chrispat8]

The sound of his druken voice is just priceless!

[irontoad30]

that is too dang funny...

[djmattn]

This is extremely clever and funny....

[ToasterOven11]

haha, nice

[Macguyver912]

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